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  • Fuck mexicunts,cuh.

  • you can't be a hipster mexican only wanna bees

  • Is that in pb??

  • freddies

  • wow. this is the biggest joke. hit a hill.. do work like the rest of kids..

  • give your mum that hat back ! youuuu !

  • who leans foward to skid these days xD

  • So hes a hipster first and a mexican second

  • so the point of this vid is to basically burn out your tires faster than normally. ok i see

  • i just don't give a shit about these hipster cunts, they ruin bikes for the rest of us, i ride a fixie or a single speed because it is a different way of riding and I'm a cyclist

  • road is wet. neat.

  • pshh... i could grab my dads tejana and do the same thing

  • @Nonexistanthuman Indeed!

    I just moved to Las vegas. Hit me up.. lets ride!

  • One of these best things I've ever seen one of these hipster fag douche bags go over the handlebars trying to do this shit. It's about the simple things in life.

  • @xaustenx i guess grammar isn't simple for you

  • @xaustenx riding fixed is simple..

  • @ZEROboarder00 It is a "fixie" not a fixed gear.

    fixie is when someone builds a fixed gear bike wrong.. or without the "right" parts.

    ie. He's using a road bike frame and probably just threw in a fixed gear wheelset. Thus considering it a "fixie"

    A fixed gear is when the bike is built right.

    If he had a fixed gear/track frame with the same wheelset then its considered a fixed gear because it's build right.

    You understand now??

  • @ShotOfGlory at the end of the day they are both bikes that do the same shit.

    i prefer track bikes to the term fixie or fixed gear. its like you tomato i say to-mato.

    been riding for 8 yrs las vegas is filled with hipsters. glad i dont associate with em.

  • @RollingInMySc400 I wouldn't say stop following your friends because You and Your friends have the same things in common right? If he did stop following his friends he'd probably be left out of the crowd..

  • its not called a fixie asshole.

    its a fixed gear.

    that hipster term should be wiped off from this earth

  • Hipster humper skids BAHAHA

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  • Be fucken original and stop following the crowd. Brake free since two thousand Three. Get a better frame. At least a leader frame. And get a job and get a car fucken kids. SMH STOP FOLLOWING YOU FRIENDS

  • this is fucking amazing

  • they're TRACK BIKES. whoever started saying fixie should be hung.

  • @kam1989ify fixie derives from fixed gear to diff from single speed, which is one gear but spins freely. I don't much(or anything rather) about track bikes but don't they have different styling and geometry to their frames? and who cares what people call it slang is slang. :)

  • that's not a real skid though. Your crotch is hitting the stem, MAN UP and do it while almost sitting down going 20+mph, then you know you've arrived. Just make sure you use a heavy duty chain and you're good!!! Keep working on it though, you'll get it!!

  • @slickkapone seriously! the road looks wet too. This should be easy mode.

  • This looks like Garnet Ave in Pacific Beach San Diego. Looks like it just rained and with all the oil on the streets,skidding your fixie is a piece of cake....

  • that frame is too big for you

  • @jontorehers correct sizing is too mainstream

  • @ThePhatBaz hahahahaa

  • @JavinAlex yupp ...your a fuckin dumb ass

  • @Musicposter4you: Are you stupid......... it's a fixie dumbass. He is only going because he is going DOWNHILL. Smartass. And if u noticed when he is skidding. his rear will doesnt move. SMH

  • Traction? Where we're going, we don't need TRACTION!

  • That's not a fixed gear... it's a single speed.

    How can I tell?

    He stops pedaling and keeps going

  • did this guy read the title before commenting

    lol

    I can assure u. this is a fixie@JavinAlex

  • @JavinAlex you are quite the dumbass arent you? lol

  • why does everyone do the crotch(over bars) skid.........(facepalms)

  • ratio?

  • hipster all the way (:

  • wonder how many times per ride this guy eats it

  • i like how hes going faster than the car

  • @pyromaneak47 at low speed perhaps, but lean far enough at high speed and your continuously rotating pedals will make you eat asphalt. That is arguably the biggest deal breaker if you want to actually ride roads that aren't straight(city roads), because you have to slow down to a certain speed that will allow you to turn safely at an angle. Unless you run a freewheel, you wont be able to lean with a road bike turning at speed.

  • thumbs up if you tighten your chain, unlike this guy.

  • Oh look, its a video of my ass for 2 minutes on youtube.

  • @pyromaneak47 What type of bike do I ride? One that stops instantly in an emergency, without skidding for several yards first, after the rider has contorted his/herself into an unnatural "skid stop" position first...which places not only the life of the rider, but others in danger, too. Call me old fashioned if you like, but I believe those kinds of things are important. I also don't "hate" anyone... but if people are willing to be slaves to fashion trends, they should expect the odd pisstake.

  • I am pretty sure you can do that on regular bikes as well....hmm

  • i ride fixed, bc its fun.. and you have way more control over the bike. gears are for pussies, way too much weight, with my 48/15 i beast past cars and geared bikes all day

  • @Herbonizer strange how you say gears are pussies because of the weight...a derailer system weighs less than a fucking u-lock wiseguy.

  • @d11m19n1986 thang is mister, a ulock is neccessary for self defense and locking your bike up. but much love to ya if ya wish for the extra gears and what not./

  • @Herbonizer With my 50/11 I can go faster... I can also stop faster because I have brakes...

  • Is that bad for ur tires

  • @7845344 Extremely bad for their tyres. But hey, skid stops are cool, daddio. That's all that matters to a hip twat. The coolness factor.

  • Frame way to big for this dude

  • Hipsters are flamboyant posers.

  • @MindBeyondAverage what exactly are they posing?

  • @MindBeyondAverage im sure u dont know much about "hipsters" besides your bike and im sure ur shants!!!! hahaha

  • i've yet to be passed up by a roadie with my 52-16 ratio uphill. I guess i'm hip as FUCK. 

  • @GhobliFan1

    a grade of 13.3% we went for 20 miles, averaged 15 mph and maxed at 37.7 mph.

    All on my fixie.

    ps. I never had to push my bike up any hills.

    We're not all hipsters; riding fixed is fun.

  • @Ghiblifan1

    Can you please accept the FACT that not every fixed rider is a hipster? I converted an old road bike my neighbor gave me last year and have been riding fixed since.

    It's the ugliest freaking bike I've ever had the displeasure to set my eyes on. But it's fun.

    It's a great workout, being forced to muscle your way up hills, and work on a smoother cadence going down the other side.

    I went on a bike ride the other day with my dad in New Hampshire (I'm 16) our steepest hill had a g

  • fixies are cooll. but hipsters fuckin ruin it

    

  • why is everyone mad at fixies :(

  • Pooooooooop.

  • this video should be called "how to ruin a tire in under three minutes".

  • @cronads12x I do this on the regular and my tire's been on my fixb for 3 years. Though, I know how to set up my bike so that helps a lot.

  • i love smoking fixie riders with my cycling team all day everyday, try to keep up for 100 miles with those cheap pieces of crap lol

  • Its like a road bike with the good stuff removed.

  • @suissechalet obvious jealousfag is obvious.

  • straight wasting tire..

  • I used to skid a lot, but then I realized I had a brake. It's fun, I know, but I spent 30 bucks on that tire! Even when I do go brakeless, I skid very little. A lot of stopping is about leg power, as opposed to skidding. FEEL THE BURN! :D

  • I'll never forget the time I got a $5 just for skidding to a light. Tourists rock.

  • its just a mother-fucking bike , shut up .

  • why would anyone want to be called a hipster? that shits not cool, never was

  • @walter77jensoning

    that's the thing. nobody does. not even hipsters. they're usually the first ones to point out somebody else's hipsterdom.

  • @MagnoliasSteel lol that's fucking nasty! xD

  • who gives a shit

  • what a stupid video..how many times does he have to skid?

  • Funny title. Funny post GhibiFan1 and Suissechalet!!

  • El Hipstero

  • Actually skidding on wet blacktop wastes ur tires less quick than on normal blacktop

  • I have a friend that have a fixed 3 speed track bike. We are not Hipsters but we are Mexicans :D So here in Baja California fixed gear bikes are not one gear only.

  • umm dont like fix gear? why click on the video?

  • i hope you fall and your bar end kills you.. ps .. it's not hard to skid on wet blacktop ps+ get some bar tape noob

  • garnet!<3 chill shit mxnbr0

  • hope those are gator skin tires D:

  • what a waist of a tire, i ride fixed gear and have no brakes..AND I BARELY EVEN SKID..LET ALONE STOP...that kid is dumb

    btw you should learn how to skid without going balls to stem..

    and PB killed the fixed gear scene for San Diego..

    and GhibliFan1 if your a Roadie Rider your lame..

  • @sanbo101

    waist of tire? the road is obviously not wet or anything right?

  • ?n?(???)?n?

  • all i c in the comments is fixie haters.

  • his tires done. umadbro?

  • his is totally wasted after all that skidin

  • Love passing hip twats on fixies going uphill... I always wave back, and then find a nice gear ratio to make sure they never pass me on the down stretch. They're even selling fixies in Urban Outfitters now... it's just got silly. They also think they invented the damn things, even though all bikes were once fixed gear and we kids of the 70's and 80's used to build and ride our own. Great for messing around on, but for commuting? Give me a break! (and a brake... and 24 or more gears)

  • @GhibliFan1 because this video is all about commuting and not about "messing around"

  • @sandiegomitch

    This isn't a video about commuting, this is a guy wasting tyre rubber and skidding down the middle of the road for no apparent reason.

  • @sandiegomitch NO..no no... this video is all about being a sheep and conforming to what the hip masses are doing.

  • @sandiegomitch funniest response

  • @GhibliFan1 I actually come from country where everyone has a fixed gear. I just like it for the commuting as it gives a better workout. Not all of us are hipsters you know.

  • @GhibliFan1 i love passing rich stuck up road bikers in there fresh riding outfits. ya know those ones that make you look like a fucking loser. i love how i can smoke a road biker. dont get me wrong because i hate these hipster fags too. but just know that a few of us fixed riders are actually faster than you. i live in long beach and the cycling community is vast. the thing i love the most is smoking some fat rich fuck on his 5 grand + specialized s-works full carbon.

  • @blue4joe

    Maybe, as long as you're on a straight run that gets along with your one and only gear ratio - although I suspect, like most fixed gear riders, you couldn't "smoke" a kipper. The freewheel and gears were progress...period. I read the funniest article the other day... it listed the ridiculous excuses for choosing a a fixed gear bike. Of course there are only two good excuses for them, competitive track sport or a second bike used for fun. They're just a fashion statement otherwise.

  • @GhibliFan1 Least us fixie kids are not wearing spandex covered in about 300 different corporate logos of companies you wish you could ride for. Sorry to hear that we make your little wanna-be lance armstrong cancer ass hurt.

  • @GhibliFan1 want a damn cookie ?

  • @Danskiess

    Not being American I had to refer to the good old Urban Dictionary to see what "want a cookie" means. It says, and I quote: "Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" - commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman"

    Which one are you?

  • @GhibliFan1 y u mad ?

  • @GhibliFan1 get over yourself honestly

  • @GhibliFan1 They're actually pretty awesome for commuting around in. You can get up a hill pretty easily if you know how to ride correctly. They're light, never stop pedaling, and fast. How are they bad for commuting?

  • @GhibliFan1 You do know that people do still build bikes right? Also it sounds like your getting up in age and need those extra gears and brake because I know tons of people (including myself) that have no problems keeping up with traffic or some dude who thinks he is fast. They sell bikes with gears and brakes at K-mart .. Its not what you ride but how you ride it.

  • "kids of the 70s" in this day and age that just means old folks of the future buddy. ill tell you what, you sure as hell wont pass me on my vintage frame track bike i built. did you build your bike or just spend $2500? i thought so. i ride every day and pass EVERY road biker on the bike path in my hometown of NYC. more importantly i use my bike to ride to work about 10 miles a day in traffic at a fast pace with no brakes and no problems. stop being a bitter old man and judging the youth.

  • @dankeroner

    Actually I do build my own bikes & I haven't spent multiple thousands. You do realise that somewhere amongst my multiple gear combinations I have whatever ratio you have? I also ride about twice what you do per day and even more at the weekend. You're a dedicated follower of fashion, that's all. And no, you can't not have a brake and be problem free... you can see what happens in this very video when you jam the crank to stop, you continue moving/skidding, until momentum is lost.

  • @dankeroner

    Oh, and wtf? You're just two years younger than I am... so you yourself (as is everyone else on the planet) are an "old folk of the future". The fact you're trying to be down with the kids at 36 is rather embarrassing to be honest (and really quite funny). It's like a dad dancing at a wedding or something. I bet you even have cards and beer mats in your cool fixie's spokes? Well, my bike might not look as "hip" parked outside the hip cafe, but with gears and brakes it IS practical.

  • @GhibliFan1 You sound like an unbelievable mega-douche. Who cares what you ride if you like it? I commuted on BMX for years for maneuverability even though I was slow as hell compared to other cycles, but I could take shortcuts that no other cyclist dared to. I went fixed just this past month for a faster ride, and I love it. I don't even think about geared bikes. I don't need one. With some leg muscle and determination a fixie rider can keep up with a geared rider in most situations.

  • @GhibliFan1 You sound like one of those cranky old dweebs who gets all twinkied up in fluorescent spandex to ride your excessively expensive titanium trek road bike

  • @cheifntoke

    Actually no, I'm not a Lycra Lout... and neither of my bikes cost thousands. Nor do I weigh parts in an effort to shed a couple of grams. I just recognise that the freewheel/cassette and brakes were innovation and that it is silly to sacrifice functionality and innovation for fashion. I've known fixed single speed riders for years, who use them to perfect technique and ability... but that is not what we're witnessing of late, we're witnessing fashion victims... pure and simple.

  • @GhibliFan1 have you noticed how many of them put freewheel cassettes on their fashionable, colorful track bikes? Instead of fixed gear. Do you think higher thoughts about the freewheel hipsters?

  • @nilo2209

    The only single speed, brakeless riders I have "higher thoughts" for are competitive cyclists on a velodrome, as they have a reason for the minimalist way their bike is. I live in a particularly hilly area, and you STILL see the fixie riders... spoke cards, useless top tube pad... PUSHING their bikes up hill. It's just fashion. Before the trend, I knew fixed gear riders who used them to develop ability and technique, and they' were fine with me. That is NOT your fixie rider of today.

  • @GhibliFan1 the first Tour de France races were performed on fixies, imagine that. Indeed it's possible to ride fixed or singlespeed in hilly areas. But I agree pushing the bike uphill is weak. Nevertheless, I think it's positive that kids get into bikes rather than scooters, mopeds, cars etc. It's great that bikes are cool now. Jerks like you will just have to deal with the fashion aspect of it. I don't really care. My fixie is plain looking and it's not even a track bike. Imagine that.

  • @GhibliFan1 I am a bike messenger and that's also a reason for minimalism. I can't have that multispeed crap failing on me all the time. Top tube protects the frame from scratches and it protects your shoulder when carrying the bike up stairs. Spoke cards are ok if they are from alleycats or other bike events. I agree home made spoke cards are lame unless they are funny somehow. You also seem to forget that riding fixie is a lot more fun and that maybe why people do it, even in hilly areas.

  • @GhibliFan1 This is not the first time I see you ranting on fixies in the comment section of fixie videos. What is your problem, really? Why is it so hard to grasp that people enjoy riding fixies, and think they are practical for many purposes? And why do you keep on looking at fixie videos if you can't stand fixies?

    br, someone who rides a fixie and cyclocross with gears

  • @kilobitti LOL... because hipsters are so easy to wind up, despite their carefree, laid back exterior. Look, I caught another one! :)

  • @GhibliFan1 Making assumptions of me with no background information shows nothing but your ignorance. Then again, what can you expect from someone who writes that his goal is to troll?

  • @GhibliFan1 Your right, I live in the city (dc) and am a full time messenger and I constantly see the hipsters with theyre colorful fixies and skin tight jeans, but the majority of them have the single speed setup. the bottom line is that real fixie riders can get around that, its not absolutely necessary to have a freewheel and the ability to coast, you get used to always pedalling and in the end your 10x stronger for it.

  • @GhibliFan1 let's see you commute on your road bike 8 hours a day 20 days every month in snow, salty roads, rain, mud etc. That's why messengers use fixies and single speed bikes: They continue to work and there are no gears that will fuck up. You may pass us going uphill - we don't care, you see we are beyond competition with other bikers. Couldn't care less if an old lady passes me on a tricycle. I ride the tempo I choose.

  • @GhibliFan1 Holy hate'in batman! Ok I ride a fixie (no freewheel on other side of hub) . I don't were tight jeans nor would I ever roll up my right paint leg. I have both brakes on my bike for safety. I only skid stop for fun I don't like buying a rear tire every two weeks. Its two colors gray and yellow. I do have velocity super deep V B43's, but in a normal color not some neon bright color. I use and love drop down bars. Lance Armstrong can pass me up all day I don't care Im just cruisin bro.

  • @ivegotamagicstix

    Then clearly you aren't a hipster... you just like fixies, which is fair enough. And kudos to you for having brakes... you set a good example. You're obviously not the type I'm hating on. Although hating is a strong word... I just like winding them up. Lord knows enough of them wind me up (not least the hipster twat on his new fixie who crashed into the back of me at traffic lights at the bottom of a hill when they lost control and couldn't stop)

  • @GhibliFan1 Fair enough pedal on brother.

  • @GhibliFan1 its funny how u let something like that bother u so much, insecure hating

  • @GhibliFan1 you show those whippersnappers who's boss!

  • @GhibliFan1 cause ur old.

  • @GhibliFan1 "we kids of the 70's and 80's used to build and ride our own." So, you were riding fixed gears... before they were cool?

  • @hamburgerlad

    Yes, but it was more a case of necessity as they were the cheapest way to build a bike... and I admit, they're a lot of fun (especially as a kid). When something becomes cool though, it's bad news. People should try to be individuals... not fashion victims. And fixies personify the act of suffering for fashion. Pushing a bike uphill, or torturing yourself trying to ride uphill is no fun. The gear system and the freewheel were natural, much needed innovations.

  • @GhibliFan1 Who gives a fuck lol

  • @GhibliFan1 So what you're saying is... you were into fixies before they were cool? :)

  • @GhibliFan1 So I don't ride a fixie, but neither do I use all 24 gears on my bike. I wish I had about 6, that would be perfect.

  • no brakes, no helmet= fucking dumb ass.

  • @suissechalet U MAD?

  • @suissechalet his sun hat should keep him protected....

  • @suissechalet you're a fucking loser he's going like 2mph

  • you're a fucking loser he's going like 2mph the whole time...

  • It's his bike, let him do whatever the fuck he wants. Fucking haters!

  • @QVdisco, have u ever even ridden a fixed gear ? probally not if u think there pointless, every type of bike has its specific pros and cons :) fixed gear bikes keep it simple and have greater pedalling efficiency and are very good at getting around in cities as opposed to MTB or BMXs :)

  • What a fruitloop

  • lmao at u skidding with ur dick on the stem

  • Why dontcha hit the velodrome?

  • Single speed = ignoring progress and having to choose between speed or acceleration

    Fixed gear = fucking pointless (Unless you play bike polo)

  • @QVCdisco not pointless if u dont own a brake!

  • @epistades1 cool story bro

  • wat kinda bike is that?

  • humping your bars = WORST way to skid. learn to quick stop from your saddle if you have any skill whatsoever.

  • fuck it, youre ill man, send you application to macaframa!

  • why is he skidding just to pedal more and speed up to skid again??

    what a waste of tire and energy.

  • you still have to lean foward when the grounds wet, lock it up...

  • The road is like straight up wet and he thinks he skids all far.

  • this shit has the funniest comments DAMN

  • Cool man! You are a master at making skidmarks! I'm still working on my style to be like yours. ;-)

  • Skidding is fun and all, but when I do it I do it out of necessity. Why waste energy and, better yet, money.

    Ya know? Tricks, definitely. But just over and over on the street is illogical to me. Just my two cents.

  • you look gay

  • Hooray! Another cliched "Look at me!" hipster. Did you suck down a few tallboys after your skidmark session? Can't you twats just, you know, ride your fucking bike like a regular person?

  • @suissechalet U Mad?

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  • @suissechalet what is a regular person?

  • @MegaBlammer Anybody with a job who isn't being supported by a monthly check from mommy and daddy.

  • @suissechalet cool I guess im a regular person riding my fixie, because I get a monthly check from Big Brother, but I didn't know how you get support changes the status of your humanly title, because last time I checked we're all still Homo Sapiens correct?

  • @suissechalet he is riding his bike! maybe not like a regular person, but we have to skid to slow down. this video is corny and on wet streets with no style and dumbass lean hump skids, but dont make assumptions all us fixed gear riders are twats

    also whats wrong with sucking down tall boys?

  • @suissechalet mad bro ?

  • @Danskiess1 keep trolling beeatch, hundreds of useless hipsters are counting on you!