The Day Today - Chris Morris - BBC - "Finance"

[FinnSolomon]

THE FINANCE ARSE, JESUS CHRIST

[brodftw]

Chris

[ciaran3707]

The over-the-top graphics on the intro sequence is classic satire.

[ZemplinTemplar]

@ciaran3707 The infographics too. This was the early nineties, and they already predicted the "make the infographics as illustrative as possible, viewers are morons" cliché. Currency kidney, ROFL. :-)

[Mulganic]

i'd like to be one point up on a dumpy susan, chris

[Skrankston]

Every day, People all over the English speaking world (The Onion) try twice as hard to be half as funny as Chris Morris in his prime.

[David171985]

'In summary then, oh no.'

With emotive, manipulative reporting, how often is this the subtext of the actual news!

[pufferfishish]

In summary then oh no. Chris.

[encabulator]

1:54 the most subtle suggestive half smile ever!

[Shinhaquro]

I love how she's reading the teleprompter anchor cues out loud. I work in the news media and seeing this is just epic!

[shuhelali]

yup- she was hot !

[Elastane]

well fit.

[gimo80]

Chris.

[newsmaniaingaidai]

"there were no dollars today"

[davidmjeong926]

curiously hot

[kitchenaut]

She's lovely.

[goaldemon08]

epic intro

[EyesLikeBroccoli]

Love the names 'Silica Fistfruit' , 'Whatney Heckbulb' and Spackhandy Choptubes.

[pufferfishish]

1.07

[noradosmith]

wotney heckbulb nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnn

[wobinidan]

I'm the CEO of Spack Handy Chop Tubes and I have to say, I'm offended.

[gan9e]

Wanna game of Chris tennis? do this... press play on this video, then press the number 5 on your keyboard once every two seconds...

[giggadygoogog]

@gan9e mmm hummmm

[gan9e]

@giggadygoogog did you get it? it works you know... I'm not mad and I'm not making this shit up, try it for...oooh at least 25 seconds of entertainment.

[MALCBAGGIE]

No it's not just you!

[jamesecroucher]

I've no idea how she manages to deliver this with a straight face!

[ettlz]

Er... "Silica Fistfruit"?

[mover86]

i love that string of pointless random numbers at the start

[Destro7000]

THANKS CHRIS....CHRIS.....CHRIS

[jimijable]

"Chris"

[fuckamericanidiot]

probably the funniest comedienne i know of, can't fault her

[jamiekooll]

Is she the voice of POD ?

[Studas2006]

well talented

[greasyelvis]

spack-handy chop tubes.  beautiful

[joliecide]

the finance arse!

[BalsamicWeevil]

I love the random smiles she gives before suddenly going incredibly serious again.

[mover86]

@BalsamicWeevil

genius huh? *cheeky smile....IMMENSE SERIOUSNESS*

its like she is flirting with the viewers while talking about 2.4 and Finance Arses

[shahjahan93]

the currency susan !! HAHAHAAA =p

[LeGronk]

They should really start using some of these metrics in actual financial reporting. I want to see a Finance Arse on the news!

[furQ]

watney heckbulb uhhhhhhhh

[Destro7000]

aww you missed the one with "The Currency Cat" -it might be on the 'mini-news' on the other disc

[gsedinburgh]

I'll have a look...

[ow4744]

@Destro7000 Haha the currency cat one is brilliant - ' the pound leg was amputated leading to a rogue leg with no hip constituency'

[partyhat3]

Fantastic

[pufferfishish]

I hate the real news and watch this in its place almost on a daily basis. It's NEVER not funny.

[NEWTIGERDUDY]

Chris...Collaterlie Sisters

[furQ]

in summary then oh no

[snakehips2000]

Spack Handy Chop Tubes?! Ive been laughing at that comment for 15 years!!

[mover86]

Is that one long continuous laugh?

[snakehips2000]

Pretty much, yeah. This is still the funniest show Ive ever seen. Not sure why. But it cracked me up when I first saw. Esp bombdogs - search that if you havent already seen it.Mad.

[phlarrdboi]

one thousand thumbs up this just made my night THANKYOU for uplaoding :) :)

[mover86]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Doon is genius. How she can speel a constant strain of crap and retain a rigid manner, all the while making all of it utterly hilarious blows me away. I love her!

[phlarrdboi]

a quite attrractive, popular susan by close of trading :) this is pure pure wonderful ha ha genius i love it with all my

[FallenDon]

Why not have all of them in the one video? There's only six. I need "444 44 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4444"

:D

[mover86]

three hundred point fifty two percent. twenty eight hundred pounds and eighty six dollars. five thousand nine hundred and thirteen equals two point nine and minus three. forty two.

[rtonb]

Love the Currency Susan

[smnplmr]

spackhandychoptubes

[allblue3]

Oh Collaterlie, sweet Collaterlie

When will you come and sper-latter me?

[Sunlight70]

She's dirty... you can tell, can't you?

[phlarrdboi]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU i have been waiting for years to put collatelie sisters on u tube!! i love it :)

have you got the one about the currency cat where spain trades on a rogue leg?

the currency arse is also the best. A united arse around lunchtime :) :) :) 100%

[phlarrdboi]

the peseta burst open at four

*knowing little smile*

[wobinidan]

I bought 13 shares of spack handy chop tubes but they turned into a dumpy susan before i could get rid of them.

[mover86]

Would it help if I increased trading with you by a factor of 2.4, thus boosting your SpackHandyChopTubes up an 8th?

[markdr123]

"The peseta burst open at 4."

[markdr123]

"In summary then: oh no. Chris?"

[biteitoff]

She's a proper MILF! Her voice alone gives me massive wood.

[RogerHoare]

She's fuckin' luvverly.

[funkyrimpler]

is it just me or is she sexy?

[natribber]

@funkyrimpler no, it's all of us, doon mackichan was/is fit.

[dananddanfilms]

watney heckbulb uhhhhhhhh

[jld750athlon]

silica fist fruit?

[athedon]

to form a unified arse!

in summary then, oh no

[mindpiss]

bad ears

[tinylittlebear]

spack handy chop tubes

[studboydave]

She's a scream!