The Force is a Tool of Satan - New Star Wars Protest

[JorEl7771]

God (Supreme Power) is The Force, NOT a bearded man sitting in the sky watching every move you make.

[JorEl7771]

Christianity is like the Sith. It feeds off peoples fears, hate is stimulated, vengence is their God's etc.

My religions is Star Wars lol. Science and Spirituality is my path, not organized religions.

[sh9683]

@JorEl7771 i will agree this "protest" is very stupid. but what you described is NOT christianity! i'm sorry but you have misconceptions about our faith. i'm sorry you happen to stumble or pick the nut cases to make your point on all christians. its the same for every people, i could always pick the worst of them and say the whole group is bad. ad it most likely couldn't be farther from the truth.

[JorEl7771]

@sh9683 Sorry, I have to disagree. That is just an excuse. The Majority of Christianity is corrupt, crazy and filled with hypocrites. Most of the time what comes out of their mouths is Satan, Hell, Demons... all the negitive.

[sh9683]

@JorEl7771 no most of the extremist christians you choose to listen to will spurt out satan and hell! and you are stereotyping all christians based on the extremists! as far as im concerned atheism and science based religion is corrupt, just look at the media and what they sell! its perverted and its destructive, all the "self esteem" commercials self false images, singers sell sex (outside marriage) and party as a means to happiness, and that could not be farther from the truth.

[jediyves]

I would be ripping up stacks of paper like that guy at the end there, I mean anyone would be if they came across these religious nuts.

Maybe I should be stoned to death because I have a lightsaber in a display case.....

[shamlix]

jesus is the force.

the force is a tool of satan.

... jesus is a tool of satan?

lol those nerd contradict themselves!

[XRancourX]

Is this for real? or are these guys just a bunch or llorts?

[Rw7451]

"THIS MAN IS A VICTIM OF THE FORCE!"

ROFLMFAO!

both of these sides are full blown nerds.

[adey5]

If....

Jesus=The Force

.....and.....

The Force=Tool of Satan

.....then.....

Jesus=The Force=Tool of Satan

.....so.......

Jesus=Tool of Satan

.....Now thats Mathematical proof!!!

[b0utch]

Jesus understood the force PERIOD. Those people are not so far from truth both side, hollywood itself is as evil as it is good, jediism is real and its based on budhist and jesus was a budhist also, if you understand the force you gain conscience, the more you understand it the more conscious you become of yourself and the universe or dimension you are in. Seek knowledge and remembrr

[axonn622]

For the love of Pete, it's just a movie!

[JediMotoko]

Hmm... let's think here. The Force is an energy created by all living things, therefore, The Force is Life. Life is of God... hmm... wonder where these ...ahem... "people" who claim to be Christians, are getting thier ideas? I mean, c'mon... get real. Bashing a bunch of Star Wars fans just because they like a sci-fi movie? Might as well go after the Trekkies while they're at it.... they seem to have more alters for Roddenberry...lol

[ExForceFire]

0:57 LOL now i know why people make fun of star wars fan XDDD ahahahahaha!"!!

[TazRocksDaParty]

wow this guy makes us christians look bad.

[danime999]

@TazRocksDaParty Yes, he reminds me of when some of Jesus' disciples forbade others from doing the works that Jesus had taught them to do, Jesus told his disciples, "See that you do it not! For if they are with us, then they are not against us." The spirit gives many gifts to us at the will of God. Who are we to say what those gifts should be? We don't know them all and cannot know them all. As long as they fight the darkness along side us, then they are not our enemy and not of Satan.

[camposxivth]

I support Jedi Jesus xD

[181stTIE]

What a wanker.........

[TheAkariNozomi]

Man jesus smoked me out in a dream, and I know Star Wars was on in the background. Jesus Christ carries a light saber, because he's that bad ass.

[panchosbabygurl]

Can we say stupid?! It's JUST A MOVIE YOU MORONS!

[tgz1000]

People just like the force because it gives mankind power and that power replaces the fear of damnation that modern religion gives people.

[amckimm]

I'm thinking "this must be a joke" but I used to be an evangelic christian and yeah, they're fuggedup!

*lights candle of purification*

[traxlife]

i will force choke them bitches

[juresaiyan]

I'm sometimes really ashamed of my fellow christians....

[Mattm1986]

@juresaiyan

As you should be. Especially in this case. But thats what happens when you take a book like the bible, and tell people from childhood that it is the 100% infallible word of god. At least they're not out killing Star Wars fans. If they got it in their heads that Star Wars is a tool of the devil, then It wouldn't be too hard for them to be convinced that they should do something about it. If you think I'm wrong, then take a look at all the abortion doctors that have been murdered.

[TheAjr1987]

I think it's funny how all the pricks on here are getting all defensive over a movie by calling them "fags." Um... the last time I checked, calling people "fags" was worse than saying "The force is a tool of the devil" :-\ However, they are equally small-minded.

[Harisdoubled]

re;igion is for dumb people that don't understand the laws of the universe

[tonylion]

The guy talking looks like a young George Lucas

[000BatteredRose000]

Star Wars made me sacrifice my animals to Lord Vader.

[1dollaraminute]

This man is the victim of the force.

[RomanAlin]

come on... it's way too stupid to be true. this is a satire, no doubt...

[demonprince1991]

this makes me want to go outside a church dressed as a jedi with a sighn saying jesus is a tool of the sith

[NCEpsilon]

LOL! freakin star wars nerd. Get a life and read the bible. Lazy fatass nerd

[demonprince1991]

@NCEpsilon funny how your sinnning by insulting me lazy fatass christfag go watch a star wars dvd fag then go kill yourself for being such a fucking moron you fatass christfag.

[loverofmoney2490]

HAHAHAHA

[jaggerdude0415]

"This man is a victim of the Force!" LOL

[dominik1324]

this hippis are are gay !! STAR WARS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!! AND THIS GAY HIPPIS ARE FUCKING BITCHES AND POKEMON FANS !!!! WHEN IS SEE SO A GUY I KILL HIM !! I HATE THIS HIPPIS!!

[guilherminhu]

somebody give me a lightsaber to kill that people

[tgz1000]

Parody or not, you can see that there is obviously some truth to this as people are so passionate about the force they're willing to get angry about star wars?

[DrBuddhaGeek]

LOL this really is a good parody of fundies' unreasonable arguements. i suppose it just goes back to the on-going battle between fundies and Harry Potter fans. technically, both star wars and harry potter tell of talented individuals gifted with mystical powers, and use them for either good or evil. from this, i am guessing that at least one of the fundies' reasons for hating harry potter and possibly star wars is because they view such characters as trying to be god-like, a big no-no in fndchs

[peterfaj]

It's not real. I saw their website. It's so stupid it can't be real. It looks exactly like a parody of diehard Christian's views on Star Wars, yet it convinces you otherwise. Only one html file admits it's a joke.

[philippides]

LAWLmobile

[TheDeadlyKind]

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[Ozymandyus]

That is hilarious. Some of those star wars fans are actually crazier than christians would be if they actually believed that the force was a tool of the devil. Which some undoubtedly actually do, but I'm pretty sure this is a joke.

Star Wars is only for the good of humanity and good of mankind!

[Ozymandyus]

oh it is definitely a joke, at 29 seconds it even says so at the bottom (yes, it's a joke).

[TheAlbumGuy]

None of you people actually believe that this is fucking real do you? I can understand though why some of you would. It wouldn't be a stretch to imagine that christian nuts like this do exist in the world.

That unfortunately is a very very sad fact.

[cmkofan]

DARKSIDE OF THE FORCE IS A PATHWAY TO MANY ABILITIES SOME CONSIDER TO BE UNATURAL... i would love to say that line to one of those Christian bastards...

[StarWarsDK]

What the?

[Atrocitas6]

\m/ HAIL VADER! \m/

[pilot9004]

lmao...

[EmperorOfEditing]

I may be a Christian but I do not believe that Star Wars is Satanic!

Anyway, I don't think these guys are actually being serious. I think this is a satire. They're probably trying to make Christianity look bad because that's what satirists do.

[MuckRaker777]

lol @ lost star wars nerds...

[tgz1000]

Regardless of wether or not it was intended to be satirical, it's real enough...

[Jedichris24]

there in front of a bunch of starwars fans and they saying that they are all going to hell only god can judge them they just want to fight thats not being a good christian that is just being a dumb fuck.

[halois4ever]

ah religion, once again casting its dark shadow on humanity's lifes

[iceblue345]

this man is a victum of the force! XD

[kyrusosis]

OMG i'm a christian and these people are crackpots.

Jesus wouldn't want you to waste your time telling people a movie based on Christianity is bad.

[HimmiJoe]

Wow, people can be so stupid...

Star Wars is fiction. Fans of Star Wars don't consider it to be a fact. A fiction. FICTION! Not fact.

Well, the bible can surely be considered fiction as well, yet people take it so seriously.

[Spirultima]

i will agree with you, but correct you at the same time.

the bible has more bullshit in it then a farm OF bulls.

and i swear if i get to america and i have time to spend im going to hunt this guy down and teach him that pain is real. your god is not

[HimmiJoe]

I so agree. Not agreeing with itself either, reading it is like a war of it's own. :P

[MetalDischarge]

pure fucking clowns. namely that mortimer joker...

[eloisecm]

"'Bewitch' Theme For You Layaways"

is an anagram of "May the Force be With You...Always"

Proof positive that the Force is the work of the Devil.

I pray for you all and I pray for George Lucas. I hope that George can be touched by the spirit of the Lord and perhaps re-re-re-re-re-digitalise his straying work to include some references to our Lord Jesus.

A goat here and there wouldn't hurt either.

[drbubonic]

Wonderful, and so true!

[Spirultima]

you are so stupid...i can't even begin to explain how stupid you are...i mean your lashing out at a movie franchise that is more famous then jesus, god and satan put together, and if I could chose one to be real, it would be starwars for the simple fact i could learn to pick you up off the ground and crush you like a grape, YOUR god can only be invisable, besides paganism, buddisum and even satantisum makes more sence the christianity (im athisis by the way) so i ask you, go die painly please.

[eloisecm]

"you are so stupid.....so i ask you, go die painly please. "

Wow. I guess research isn't your strong point.

;-D

[Spirultima]

i don't research, and if your christian don't bother talking to me, i don't like to talk to people with no independant thought

[eloisecm]

"i don't research"

Clearly. This video is satire, as was my comment you so rudely replied to.

This is the "research" you should be doing before going on about inflicting pain on people and wishing them death (which in themselves are hardly the rantings of a balanced, rational human being).

I also find it quite interesting that you've concluded "the bible has more bullshit in it then a farm OF bulls" while also stating: "i don't research".

How did you come to this conclusion without research?

[Spirultima]

simple people talk, i get bored, you learn things and about the wanting death to others...i know pain more then i deserve, so i WOULD know and created a coldness towards other humans.

and i think your "research" is different to my "research" the research your thinking of is simply passing time while looking at thinks, my kind is specifially and systematically looking for information

[eloisecm]

"my kind is specifially and systematically looking for information "

I'm not convinced. Your comments demonstrate the exact opposite.

Perhaps if you've a comment to make, it would pay to understand both context of video and comments before rushing in and abusing the crap out of things that you:

(a) clearly do not understand, and

(b) appear to have no interest in understanding (for reasons not particularly convincing in your "research" explanation).

Anyway, may the force be with you.

[Spirultima]

in case you forget, i DON'T research unless i really feel the need to, which is rare.

i understand completely, some christifag put his nose where its not wanted nor needed because he is jelous of a movie brand that is more famous then jesus (just for the record, ozzy osborn is more famous as well) and if starwars was a tool of satan wouldn't there be something against your god on it, directly?

...1. its "may the force be with you, always" 2. im not obsessed with starwars

[eloisecm]

For the last time, this video is SATIRE.

[o0smd0o]

it is on the official site of them so it's not satire...they are f*ckin fags!

[drbubonic]

Did you ever consider "the official site" is a joke? But you are from Germany, so maybe that explains it.

[o0smd0o]

well fu*k you because of your damn "from germany" thing...

it's obvious that there are many fundamentalists in the usa that really believe that (or anything equal) shit so i thought that it could be a "propaganda site" from them - they are still fags.

[Rottaly]

@drbubonic ahah you're only ignorant bigots

[501DeltaSquad]

"i DON'T research unless i really feel the need to, which is rare."

No wonder you can't spell or even make a good argument. GO BACK TO PRE-SCHOOL LEARN THE ENGLISH LAUNGUAGE AGAIN, THEN YOU CAN COME BACK HERE AND "TRY" TO START OVER. UNTIL THEN, SHUT THE HELL UP".

[501DeltaSquad]

Okay, reseatch on how to make complete sentences!! Then we will talk.

[Spirultima]

learn to spell first, and why are you bringing a arguement back from about 3 months ago?

plus i've been to the site, i have never laughed so hard before, i didn't think fiction could actually be so attacked, oh wait, (exluding the good americans who i talk to and have common sence) this is american thought process "something that can't exist is a threat to my make-belif religon"

plus to drbubonic, im english, with common sense.

[dangerics]

@eloisecm ["'Bewitch' Theme For You Layaways"

is an anagram of "May the Force be With You...Always"

Proof positive that the Force is the work of the Devil.]

NO! It's proof that god disapproves of buying on credit.

[ScaperSteph]

LOL!!! I'm having a great time laughing between watching these loons, the nuts who made up the "Church of Euthanasia" and the extreme environmentalists at "Voluntary Human Extinction Movement"... They all belong at the opposite ends of the same mental ward.

[CookiesGoneCrazy]

its only evil if you think of the characters as gods.

[UndeadLight]

Jesus is a tool of satan!!! XD

[ashleyfableblack]

Yikes! Not sure who's the bigger looney in that one the guy with the "Star Was is satanic" sign or the guy screaming "Star Wars is fur the good of the world". Scary people...

[prboycheko]

Hahahahaha those motherfuckers are crazy hahahaha

[cheesechoker]

YHBT

[horsegerbil]

"This man is a victim of the Force!" lol...

[RageRater]

lmfao

[CurnFace]

Haha, these guys would ban the teletubbies!

[drbubonic]

We already did ban them.

[DollaramaRoss]

Omg these guys are retarded

[sandranio]

every thing that don kiss the feet of God, MR Yahi Adonay its satanic, pokemos, star wars, smurrfs, arts , cience, Yahi Adonay and his human form are nazis and facist but they are the ones that have autority, i mean i born whit the hablilitye and imagination to be an comic artist or an ilustrator, because i have the most powerfull weapon againts God , IMAGINATION

[Saraiva07]

This guys are on to something and they probably dont eaven know.

Look at the story carefully, it´s just another version of a very, very well known story. Here´s a hint:

Hwo

[SoulEater59]

Dude........

the force is like Jesus.

He surrounds you.

he helps you.

And he conquers evil.

I am proud to be a christian.

And is my job as a christian to lead people to Christ. BUT this is going a bit overboard!

[drbubonic]

Yes it is. It's a parody of extremism of all kinds. Watch carefully.

[PhantomDog]

Hard to believe knowing someone once declared the SMURFS to be satanic.

[hyuugasteve]

I agree 100%, these peole are idiots.

[horsegerbil]

Even though it's fake, that's just nuts..If I saw that I'd be so annoyed. Can you not see the pro-religion in Star Wars? Anakin Skywalker turns to the Dark Side, becomes Darth, and then sacrifices himself for his son. How can you claim Star Wars is Satanic? It's also just a movie...I love Star Wars, and I have my own lightsaber, I love the concept of the Force, but I know it's all fiction. And, yes, I am a Christian. If I go to Hell for loving Star Wars, so be it, because I won't stop. lol :0)

[drbubonic]

Are you arguing with a fake argument? It's satirical. That's like arguing with Jonathan Swift that even though you know his Modest Proposal is satire, you would never eat Irish babies.

[laugurinn]

Isn't that Neil Hamburger?

[misfitsruby]

religion is a tool of satan

[SeTorsken]

Those poor guys has misunderstood their religion, msut suck to be them.

And ofc, only in America ; )

[jsXanatos]

is it just me or is this almost coming off as a self parody because that main guy reminds me a lot like the 70s-80s george lucas...

[GalacticPenguin]

the bible is a 2000 year old metaphor written by racists, fascists and liers

[misfitsruby]

christians dont make since too me

[StormWoIf]

Plz dont believe that all christians are like this...

I am a christian, and think they should die!

[jsXanatos]

the irony, stormwolf, the irony.

[benderama2000]

Uh, these guys are pulling a prank. This is not real.

[jsXanatos]

LMFAO

[wr3nchninja]

lol, "Starwars is not real & jesus is"? lol, starwars came out as a book first & the bible is a book. wat makes them think that the bible is real? a 2000 year old book, writen by MAN!!!!!

[RakaiThwei]

Fanboys vs Religion Fanatics... WOW!

[larxeneluver]

You win just for that comment.

[PhantomDog]

GO, NERDS!  Wait...which ones?

[KillaD15]

LMAO wow this has to be the funniest shit I ever seen I hope they was playin wen they did this

Jesus is the force

The Force is a tool of satan lmao wat kind of sense does that make these dumbfucks are basically sayin that jesus is a tool of the devil wow and i thought blondes were dumb as hell

[nolocomotive]

these guys are joking right? i think they're joking. i love star wars and jesus.

[chiapet1414]

Satan is the "Son of God." Sin is the Mother of Invention. Mathmatics is the "Word of God."

[i6luv6hentai6]

omg those is fuckin retarded i want to beat the fuck out of them!

[TyrantTG002]

I want to beat the LIVING FUCK OUTA THEM!!!!

[xXbookwormXx]

starwars is only for the good of humanity! rofl nice

[dechha1981]

Jesus is the Force

The Force is a tool of Satan

Therefore Jesus is a tool of satan.

(I'm sure there's gonna me like a million comments identicle to this one but whatever)

[stlawrenceisdead]

This has got to be satirical, correct?

[toiletwet]

THE STARWARS FANS WON WOW

[coldfire2227]

there a bunch of tools.

[littlescott007]

these people are just a bunch of super-conservative, cynical assholes who just want something to hate. sure, im a christian, but i dont go labeling everything i dislike as satanic.

[albertarn]

Well said. I have NEVER heard anything so incredibly IDIOTIC, not even from fundy leaders like Jerry Foulwell. These people are as dumb as a rock pile.

[Anaiyak]

Holy crap I love Christians, the whole stupid lot of them.

[kicknitoldskool]

haha, the guy at the end is awesome; "starwars is only good"

[constructedreality]

lol

[jwliv]

Why don't you pansy nerds try that against some Muslims?

Oh that's right, because they'll chop your head off.

[SilverQueen]

BEST TROLLS EVAR, Y/Y?

Also, I love how "You need a haircut" is apparently an acceptable insult for any situation.

[xshadowx12]

"this man is a victim of the force" lol

[Facepeel]

OMG, Star Wars is evil! Heh, that guy overreacted just a bit, don't you think? "FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!"

[sexybitcheslol]

This man is a victim of the force...LMAO WHAT A BUNCH OF MORONS

[neeson16]

wow, some people need to get a grip on life, seriously. it is a freakin' movie!

I liked that part about Jesus being the force, the force being a tool of satan, and therefore, jesus is a tool of satan. if you are going to protest something, make sure it can't be turned around and thrown back in your face.

[darklordofthasith]

WTF are these people yelling about???!!! Star Wars are movies books and games, what has this got to do with faiths??? IT ARE MOVIES!!! GREAT MOVIES!!!

But whell, as always, people have to complain about something all the time *sigh

[Xx5yearwinterxX]

yeah. im a Christian, and i love star wars. these guys are a bit insane.

[zamptor]

Haha!!! It's only a movie! To the protesters and the nerd who fucking flipped out: Calm the fuck down and go home.

[pandaman0796]

OH MY GOD can you not see that this is a satire???

grow brains

[blondebeachgal06]

OMG! I'm a Christian and I love Star Wars. Who are these people? They give Jesus a bad rep. lol

[dechha1981]

I'm an Atheist but I concur. StarWars was NOT the reason I deconverted. Also, I think George Lucas himself is a Christian.

[Dmasterman]

These guys are saying, Jesus is the force, but the force is satan? So...they're saying Jesus is Satan?! THESE FOOLS MUST BE DAMNED TO HELL FOR SAYING BLASPHAMY ABOUT JESUS!

Use their own crap against them =/

[drbubonic]

Figure out the REALITY of this video. Visit toolofsatan.org!

[ejm48k]

wtf Does that mean I'm a bad christian because I like star wars? :P

[AEAFTW]

to the people who did this:

You are fucking idiots, I'm anti-christ because i watch a god damn movie, i seriosuly hope you die horribly painful

[Shizldizl]

agree on that love, hate them too :)

[swenzor]

you stole my words, go to hell damn cristian lovers

[cerebulon]

Nice. Is there any more footage of this? I've never seen some of the stuff you've got.