INTRUDER ALERT!

[LukiNikolovNINJAGO]

maybe a monkey strip him down. Probably wanted to see a human penis

[quinnpowner]

HEY, whatsup!

[quinnpowner]

HEY, whatsup!

[Pitbull5445]

FLuffee: and if u dont, i will come to ur house and rape u.

Me: ALRIGHT!!!!!!

[jknobles2]

i think it was batman after 30 monsters and he was running in the woods and found a box of weed then smoked and proceeded to run through the woods and when he saw the other dude he went over there and rapped him so hard that his ass started to bleed then he went to go git a coffee

[assassindwinell1]

A horny spider man. Teamed up with a staker batman who brought a rape friendly superman and all of them saw this guy walking and they all wanted s peace of that ass

[TheNinjaCatNinna]

The goverment is protecting werewolves o.O Nobody is safe!!

[jonasisnumba1]

alright my door is unlocked FLUFFEE MY BODY IS READY

[taxsuin]

is mayonnaise an instrument?

[Maxati98]

Im going take a piss when im back this better be top coment

[sadisticslasher1]

@Maxati98 Back yet?

[kiratornator]

Mycheal jackson

[fireheat1001]

u posted this on my bday

[TheCBAproductionz]

i must appoligize for my friend doing that. we were fucking high on everything so yeah. "oh my.........splash"

[jo53819]

I don't lock my door... r u gonna rape me

[HellGirl3421]

oh no my door is unlocked......

[torgameron]

An evil clown

[tege01]

Uhh, Jason or freddy krueger

[basketball2000fly]

a frog that had the power tocarry a knife

[BMXev3ryd4y]

i left my front door unlocked...

[BlizzardIceFox]

a DUCK, duh

[testmonkey1173]

horny unicorn

[JackRileyFox]

Maybe it was big foot wanting some love?

[do7691]

A dad and he thinks that man was his food! (me: lol :D)

[sexymamaluvinhim]

Now I gotta leave my door unlocked, damn :p

[Shoelacebob123]

0:00 - 0:05 come and rape me baby ;) lol

[kevoslilmama]

A penis...with feet

[BluntzTheWickedClown]

he was running from bdsm loving aliens that like to rape you and make you bleed

[Lee2785991]

Death attacked him because he took death's job

[SuPeRnOvA27o9]

You can't rape the willing!

[FCFlamingCatFC]

@MrFishWishDish Is it just me, or can most people not spell "Asians" correctly?

[MrFishWishDish]

Is it just me, or is there a lot of Aisans in ads?

[erpiv]

...It's not rape if you like it...

[Shoelacebob123]

@erpiv fuck i was gonna say that......

[AnnaBella1013]

HAH!!! it's not rape if it's consensual!!!! ;)

[TheEles75]

A camel obviously... Oh a forest

[fish25river]

He was starting to have sex with a shemale

[ptbapr]

hey Fluffee my doors unlocked! lol jk....but seriously its not

[CMATTISO2]

Lots of things hide in the forest. Lots of animals, lots of creatures, and lots of beasts. Obviously whatever it was frightened him so I am gonna go with a mix of the last two.

[odin5150]

First a 4 legged dog got hit by a car now hes a 3 legged dog hes really pissed now cause hes like where the fucks my leg and he sees this man walking down the street and the dog thinks "you bastard " it was you " so the dog attacks the man bitting him a few times now hes bleeding and screaming like a lil bitch runs into Fluffys house then fluffys like "HEY WHATS UP" the guy screams A FUCKING 3 LEGGED DOG BIT THE SHIT OUTTA ME and fluffys like WHATS UP GET THE FUCK OUT SO I CAN FINISH MY SHEBA

[EchoUnKnwn]

@fluffeetalks u should make annotations with link to the video u made after the one im watching for each vid cuz i get mixed up with ur vids, not that it matters but yeah

[YourBiggestFan2552]

A unicorn, gone wrong…

[idvdm]

maybe he was running from zombies

heads up for dead rising case zero

[dragonairlover]

"this isnt where i parked my car" XDDDDDD i laughed so hard, it was silent. i was just moving my shoulders up and down with my mouth open.

[mymeo1011]

i wonder what fluffee look like without the hat

[VCmaster1]

@mymeo1011 he made a vid called fluffee takes it off where his beanie is removed.......

DUN DUN DUN!!!

[MexicansAdventures]

" Your running trhu the forest ... Your running thru the forest ... Your running thru the forest ... BANG !!! You hit a tree "

[Frankthegb]

It was the first ZAMBIE attack!

[MansonLove1988]

Please do! lol jk

[mspike951]

i did it im sorry im a succubus i cant help it i love attacking men ;p

[raven6224]

Aliens its always aliens

[victoriaisntsosecret]

But I'm only thirteen...I can't lose my virginity now! Especially in the process of rape; being BASICALLY raped at six was enough....wait....aw crap. Did I just say that?

[smeagolfishy]

fluffee... you cant rape someone if they like it

[beautyquenn101]

wasn't thinking dirty till you said something.

[Brillantmind45]

it was another werewolf a and they got in fight

[YOKO4LIFE]

it was pikachu!

[darklordvoldemort7]

Tom "Lord Voldemort" Riddle attacked him in the forrest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[umbrelacorp2]

he was in the forest ... must have been the blair witch :P

[mariofanandothers]

yup thats is excalty wat happens

[anilesep]

FUCK this isn't where i parked my car....

[iiCokkies]

Fluffee you can rape me anytime.

;D

[voodoochildjeff]

i wouldnt mind if you raped me...in fact..its not rape if you enjoy it >:D

[skullcharger887]

1. U are reading this comment

2. U are realizing tht this is a stupid fact

4. U didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now

5.You are still reading this

6. You are smiling

7. You are still reading my comment

9. You didn't realize I skipped 8

10. You are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to 1 video,and tomorrow will be AMAZING

[shaolindragon24jutsu]

I think an oak picked him up and tryed to rape him with its branches.

[sheldoncolf]

rape

[Ryan15771]

omg people it was obviously pedobear.

[ZombieSlayer4665]

What the hell?? If I leave my door unlocked Fluffee is gunna rape me!? *unlock door*. Yesss!!

[shaolindragon24jutsu]

@ZombieSlayer4665 really hope your a girl, if not thats just sick. and theres no way he would if your not. or atleast I hope he wouldnt.

[ZombieSlayer4665]

@shaolindragon24jutsu yeahh i am a girl. what did you think i was a guy just cuzz the zombie? chicks cant like zombies too :D jk and even if i wuz a guy i would probably still leave my door unlocked, just in case

[RawrSaysTheKittyKat]

Do it FLuffee..I dare you

I'll leave my door unlocked I dare yuh to break in meh house and rape meh

[iTzMyFancySauce]

Fuck this isn't where I parked my car!

LMFAO!!! XD

[videos99970]

ZOMBIES!!!!!

[dragonsammy1]

Obviously a pokemon..dua he probly say a tedrisial the baby bear one and he was like "bitch u aint my Mountain Dew"

[BrittanyTheHusky1204]

Werewolves aren't real,Fluffee...

[DemonGirl565]

...I forgot to lock my door. D:

[ForeverYuYuhakusho]

Bigfoot

[TheBrainEnema]

aliens smoking your weed

[bryan50144]

I think my penis attacked him

man I swear it has a mind of its own LMFAO

[bryan50144]

fuck this isnt where i parked my car :)

[wrestletalk44]

i just when downstairs to make sure my doors locked

[nido212]

Ran Into Slender Man



[MacMan999990000000]

it was freddie cruger



[MarauderGirlMoony]

It's obvious he's a fucking werewolf. Damn, someone needs to lock him up in the shrieking shack or something.

[ellebolle1]

@MarauderGirlMoony NOOO!!! I'm sorry, I pressd thumbs down, but I meant thumbs up :"(

[MarauderGirlMoony]

@ellebolle1 Okaay then. It's fine, really. ^_^;

[ASharkWithALaser]

A Deathclaw attacked him!

[zaney54]

Are you off the cocaine yet,Fluffee?

[Reddeadmexicn88]

sasquatch



[mrbrokencyde11]

u dont sound like ur from canada please dont rape me im too young

[talk4youify]

I think his wife was on her period and he cracked the wrong joke so he got fucked up

[NationalFool33]

My door doesn't lock.

........ ;D

[SAVESWGNOW]

LONG LIVE CANADA!

[00peaceandwar00]

I think a zombie attacked the wrong head... ^.^

[gwen321978]

He had a bad acid trip ended up taking off his clothes had sex with a tree or maybe a bush then ran to the closet house

[toxicnation15]

i think 20 peoples house has been broken into

[IJFan123]

My crazy JB obsessed friend Jordan attacked himm because she thought he was Justin and she raped him.

[VDLIII]

Oh mabe he was as you said a fucking psychopath.

[TheAsianpie]

It was me

[asianpanther11]

if u pause this @1:40 fluffe is making a funny facce

[nick2600000000]

Zombie

[520bigdickbandit]

zombiessss

[gabriel2341AZ]

fucked the wrong person

[billybobdog5]

tytyrfy

[daghettokidful]

the part where yu sayd yu woke up around alot of dead bodies kinda reminds me of dat song by eminem called 3a.m XD just sayn :D

[duffy4468]

it was either a freak streking acddient or maybe this guy was just having his period ;)

[TheAshes145]

A naked hobo with a knife....obviously the hobo needed clothes XD

[mikemoos]

Bit late but my favorite liquid is Liquid Nitrogen. Boom.

[awesomeness413]

I'm gonna leave my doors unlocked just so that you come to my house and rape me at night

[theXdemonXcookie]

he was trying to tame a griffin when a unicorn scared the griffin so it freaked out and knowing that he could be killed he ran. While he was running centaurs were like "lets have some fun" and they shot arrows at him which ripped his clothing off .so he was almost out of this forest when a bunch of prehistoric dinosaur looking creatures that could change their shape tried to eat him so he ran into this guys house randomly and was like"holy shit i made it...CALL THE COPS!"

[electrokid21]

WAITTTTTT!!! i though Canadin's don't lock their doors??

[captainfluffycat]

justin bieber

[captainfluffycat]

how about i just give you a key

[chaldo4life93]

Lord Voldemort 

[alipazagaful]

i think Britney Spears attacked him. either that or the future Britney Spears... Miley Cyrus.

[kristie2021]

I'll be sure to leave my door unlocked then... lol

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

@kristie2021 damn, I was about to say that! xD

[dchowderr]

@kristie2021 YOUBEAT ME TO IT

[shaolindragon24jutsu]

@dchowderr does that mean you were gonna intrude into your own house and rape yourself???

[dchowderr]

@shaolindragon24jutsu uuuh what no i mean i was going to leave a comment saying i would leave them ope for him but she beat me to posting it

[CherryFlavoredDeathX]

Hm... just because of this intro, I think I'm gonna leave my door unlocked tonight =P jkjkjk

[XxXWonderwhyxXx]

A sparkly Vampire

[Imonaboat657]

*watches intro and unlocks door* yes homo.

[chris101ward]

A gorilla. With a boner. 

[EdanIsJustSayin]

Canadian bastard.

[serbiaxserbia]

nice 3288 likes and only 20dislikes pretty good <3

[damienthorn555]

a zombie



[iceiyamu]

justin bieber

[SeriouslyJack]

The guy was obviously on shrooms or acid... so many people go out in forests overnight and take shrooms, he was just having a bad trip. Poor guy. :/

[Altair122122332345]

Chuck Norris. Oh wait he would have been dead already...

[supermasterchief117]

FLUFFEH GET A LIFE AND SHUT UP -_-

[majorearthlover]

@supermasterchief117 Says the one who obviously can't shut up himself. Dick.

[purpleglitterilove]

@supermasterchief117 thats so mean...):

[r98563256]

Manbearpig

[Imakeitcool15]

I love his explainations. They're too funny :D

[traviscovington]

He was raped by Pig monkey men in the woods

[unknownsinner1]

Jason might have attacked him or it could have been Freddy!

[narutosexydemon]

IT WAS BIG FOOT...and cartmen from south park :P o.O!

[Imakeitcool15]

@narutosexydemon Cartman couldn't run that fast ;)

[deadsillyrabbit]

i was like fuck this isn't where i parked my car!

[monsoon2011]

Fuck this isn't where I parked my car"" xD

[yay4asianz]

haha wen u first said full moon i thought u meant his boxers fell

[DIVAosborne]

call the twilight crew, fluffee found jacob!!!

[thisonerandomgirl]

Voldemort, all the way

[2PROfilms23]

it was a beavcoon . no doubt about it .

[monkeyboy3045]

a floating penis

[Torffvit]

Sounds like he just had a date with Snooki. Trust me, i know...

[ParamoreToastMonster]

A chicken called Neville..

[fluffeehatchet]

It was that zombie that likes turtles

[sonyslilhelper]

Me.

[Sagit1998]

drunk terrorists



[Narutoslilsis0]

Hide yo kids hide yo wife.

[gome88]

A Ferby attacked him

[TheWipal]

GAY ALIENS

[flyin3agle77]

Attacked by a bear

[shaaktibob8557]

Chuck Norris attacked him... Obviously

[blackkakari]

"Just loosten my cuffs a bit." He says. "It's cutting off the circulation." He says. "I promise I won't try to escape." He says. Last time I listen to a captive... >: {

Where else am I gonna find someone with skin good enough to make my dolls out of?!

[Meixafuhellzman2]

Tom Cruise stormed around the corner yelling "I'M NOT A FUDGE PACKER!" and attacked the man in a fury of flailing arms, ripping off his clothes and scratching him deeply... lol

[jadegeer]

my pet hobo dog came up and ate his face o.o then my magical unicorn friends kicked his ass, then a little leprechaun cut off his member. o-o

[rustycan420]

!!!LSD!!!

[Muahvids]

I did.

[Natedogg249]

FUCK THIS ISNT WHERE I PARKED MY CAR

[onex1864]

bobcat or cyoyte

[weaselsdawg]

A redneck with a chainsaw on a rope

[kaboomfamilyVlog]

i sleep with a gage by my bed:)

home protection for my family

[jamaraee17]

an angry unicorn that stabbed him in the abdomen

[bellaBBYx]

< not lockin my doors .

c:

[breelo94]

I think it was a rape ghost...It was screwin him in the booty hole, wraped with a sand paper condom (no vaseline)...Hence the blood

[bentheman100]

a ravenous dog

[aekzes]

The Trees

[pizzadude259]

stripper fairies with dildos

[LilMissRockerChick1]

okay... guess im not locking my doors ;)