Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - Radio Commercials (Glory Hole Theme Park #1 (Giant Rodent)

[FrOoOstBite]

"It will hurt,but it's worth it" lol

[nafaidni]

Lol, everything is innuendo! "Where strangers become 'friends'. You don't need to know names. I know it's safe; Jerry's wearing a latex body suit!"

[jman4208]

Michael Jackson its a kids theme park and he thought like a kid. just kidding he wasnt a molestor but it was funny what i just said. but sandusky is pure pedo evil! i want him in jail so he can take a grown mans dick.

[jman4208]

Jerrty jerbile hmm now that sounds a lot like Jerry Sandusky. and i bet he wasnt wearing anything rubber while he was fucking those boys in his basement

[emovolumousy]

good ol san andreas :D

[EnigmaticUnseen]

I once was an adventurer like you, but then I lived the adventure of the flaming screen machine.

[pacemaker2point0]

I bet Jerry Sandusky loves the Glory Hole Theme Park!

[animerandomness]

they need real commercials like this. radio stations would get so many ratings. it would be hilarious.

[eclectica1]

"It'll hurt, but it's worth it." Hahaha, never noticed that line before :-)

[akerswizard779]

oh...Glory Hole...I get it.

[xxxCrazyBannanaZxxx]

is it just me, or is everything in GTA a parody of Real Life, but in the GTA world, nobody gives a shit? i'm not complainin', though...

[TheMor0n]

@xxxCrazyBannanaZxxx It's the same world as in real life, nobody gives a shit, the commercials are the same but they don't say it out loud in real life.

[theungreatkahli]

@xxxCrazyBannanaZxxx

lol

[Satituite]

Brilliant.

[Satituite]

Genious.

[themark0077]

Glory hole, where strangers become friends! Glory hole, u dont have to know me!

[TheRebellion5]

Lyrics please lol

[DLongmuir16]

Glory Hole, where strangers become friends

Glory Hole, you don't need to know names!

[FrOoOstBite]

"It will hurt,but its worth it" lmao

[GoldenCenturion]

Pedobear's favorite theme park

[routhoula]

@GoldenCenturion who do you thing is the founder xD

[Hoopsta1993]

"Kids come and play, Ive got puppies to show you!!!" <<<Crying lmao

[Heriemaker]

Old good san andreas time! :))

[CaseClosedJimmyConan]

I wish that theme park was real

[montanatexasfloridaz]

I remember when i first heard this commercial on sa i was driving in los santos and pissed myself laughing so much i lost control of my car i was driving lol

[titor0x]

KIDS HAVE FUN!

[And5u]

Hehe just played SA and when this popped on the radio i laughed my ass off

[Gum2Gum]

AHAHAHAAHA I love the gta commercials.

[LocoGroove]

Open every day till 3am! hahaha

[maxibit911]

'glory hole - when strangers become friends' hahaha nice one :D

[CxerRy96]

@maxibit911 yeah i never understood that part...till i turned 12...

[CxerRy96]

i found this rather strange back in 2006 when i was 10...now i just type gloryhole on pornhub and everything makes sience

[forinner]

@CxerRy96 it might make even more 'sense' if you spell it right

[CxerRy96]

@forinner ups sorry i'm still learning english xD

[GashisDX]

I've got puppies to show you!

[TheFlaFlip]

--> Go to Google and search ''Glory Hole'' and do safesearch out. Now look at the results lmfao

[GZjokkeGZ]

@TheFlaFlip most people know what glory hole is, it's kind of a big part of the joke

[mayorofwilsonville]

davidsfarm lol

[Ozymandias83]

dear god these ads are addictive

[Agathon31]

i would let them play if i enter the glory hole

[Sydryndos]

roller coaster tycoon in back ground^^

[smackythefrog23]

the guy thats says he has puppies to show you sounds alot like tom bosley

[ricky12332123456]

Where it is? Its on Liberty City or in San Andreas? I know it is unaccsecsible but i dony know where supposed to be

[KWEKOSHKUKI12]

@ricky12332123456 its not anywhere. the creators forgot to add it to the game when creating it guess. just enjoy what rockstar games gives u

[varimnak1]

@KWEKOSHKUKI12 it is indeed in san andreas never heard it b4 but then yesterday while drivin around

[01jadon]

@ricky12332123456 i know where it is its in san andreas at santa maria beach on the pier

[Rarrin9378]

*cough cough cough* Cya later mom were off to have fun with strangers, LMAO!

[beheader69]

gloryholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeee

[aaronbrakefield]

it'll hurt.. but it's worth it

[Lcool3513]

Would you ever go to the Glory Hole Theme Park if it was real?

[bunnytracks]

@Lcool3513 Absolutley! And I'd get my picture taken with Gerry the Gerbil.

[SeanHilderbrand]

"kids come and play, i got puppies to show you" LMFO

[KWEKOSHKUKI12]

disclamer: glory hole is not responsible for break ups, deaths, injury, masturbation, fornitcation of any kind. all rides are tested for saftey at the workers will. Have a Great Day, Glory hole team

[Paperbagman555]

lmao and the other one is great as well going ''They'll talk about it for years to come, ESpecially in Therapy sessions!''

[Collected23]

hahahahahaha it'll hurt but it's worrrrrth iiiit ahahaha i love SA

[XxDjboy227Xx]

Lol were strangers become freindz glory home u dnt need to knw dem xD

[Bocahin]

Go kids have fun, i know its safe, Jerry is wearing a latex body suit - mom xD

[A7X941]

glory hole and cluckin bell ads are the funniest

[TheVicecity3]

"see you later mom, we're off to have fun with strangers!"-Teenage girl

[AquadragonLarsen]

@TheVicecity3 lol

[SeVillaSambuca]

0;25-0:30 Tila Tequila speak !!! :)

[WillHurricane]

@SeVillaSambuca "Tila Tequila speak"???????

Why don't you quit beating around the bush and start quoting My Little Pony or Strawberry Shortcake.

[SeVillaSambuca]

@WillHurricane what?

[SeVillaSambuca]

0:25 -0:30 TILA TEQUILA !!!

[ampclaw]

"open everyday till 3AM" xD

[CrossStrife]

It won't hurt... but it's worth it...

[MrMoterKid]

"Ive Got Puppies To Show You!" Hmmm... theres something not right here... :P

[PyrimidKingJindai]

haha that would be dogey if is were to open till 3am

[bennyboots]

Bahaha!

[reiddy155]

Glory Hole! Where strangers become friends! Glory Hole!  Theres no

need to know names !!!

Huahuahuahuahuahua

[namineofsilent]

mhmm! all of em are so funny

[kobethakilla]

excellent

[stormbringer32]

San Andreas wouldn't be San Andreas without radio commercials like these.

[Pact1017]

@stormbringer32 sad thing is that this park isn't in the game at all : (