The Word "FUCK"

[padmanibhsaikia]

the voice is of Osho a guru from India and not of a professor!...

[goku4lifz]

fucking awesome.... ; )

[yusof121]

9 people was fucked by John

[amonanis]

here's the original vid:

watch?v=y57nkL7Ucak&feature=re­lated

[supersuf037]

It's a George Carlin rip-off!

[KeiiRin]

not only i like this...i acctually FUCKing like this :D

[Funing624]

LOL!!!!!!!

[MrCheapskate85]

thumb this fucking comment up pls

[mariamoroso]

That is OSHO, and he is no FUCKING professor! hehehe

[timecrafter1]

thats OSHO and its not a professor.



[deathendz]

this guy is a fucking legend

[janiver07]

well, actually "fuck" also has very expressive use in other language.

For example, in my language, the way they use "fuck" is just similar to that in English. At a very informal level, it can be added in any sentence with any grammatical function and any purpose.

I think this is human nature and "fuck" is the most amazing thing of human being

[lyteweaver]

this is one of the most expresive words i have ever used. love it!!!

x

[rakh9]

Can some one add the text of the speech to the video..ive added the text below. thx

[rakh9]

The last question Baghavan

I feel shocked when you used the word fuck..What to do?

Sargamoun..

It is one of the most beautiful words

English language should be proud of it

I don’t think any other language has such a beautiful word

One Tom from California has done a great research on it

I think he must be the famous Tom, Tom Dick Harry fame

He says one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck

[rakh9]

It is one magical word

Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love

In language it falls into many grammatical categories

It can be used as a verb

Both transitive “John fucked Mary”

And intransitive “Mary was fucked by John”

And as a noun “Mary is a fine fuck”

It can be used as an adjective “Mary is fucking beautiful”

As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of fuck

[rakh9]

Besides the sexual meaning There are also the following uses: Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot Ignorance: Fuck if I know Trouble:I guess am fucked now Aggression: Fuck you Displeasure: what the Fuck is going on here Difficulty: I cant understand this Fuck job Incompetence: he is a Fuck arse Suspicion: what the Fuck are you doing

[rakh9]

Enjoyment: I had a Fucking time

Request: get the fuck out of here

Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off

Greeting: how the fuck are you

Apathy: who gives a fuck

Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer

Surprise: Fuck you scared the shit out of me

Anxiety: today is really fucked

[rakh9]

And it is healthy too..

If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation

Just when you get up the first thing repeat the mantra 'fuck you' 5 times

It clears the throat ..thats how I keep my throat clear

Enough for today

[cueboy65]

Surprise: Fuck! You scared the sssssssssit out of me! Hahahaha!

[cueboy65]

Greeting: How the fuck are you?

LOOOOOOOOOOLZZZ! Too good!

[xNfs4masterSx]

Keep pressing 4 it sounds like Fagina XD

[SuvinRK]

Does anyone know the origin of this?

[JonoJensen]

@SuvinRK its monty pythons

[BrKT85]

wasn't that funny.

[D1nny2oys]

This vids fucking funny!!!

[boedhak123]

This one the most complete version...!!!

hhaha...LOL

[thaman8809]

they forgot dismissal- go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

[MrLaeo]

Osho!!!!! Hello!!!!

[WolfLeader93]

What the FUCK is with this video?.....FUCK.

[greatnova2]

fuck your mother ---why you copy rthe qoats of osho?

your mind is fucking empty

[Fulmarmusic]

fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK... awesome :D

[widhiyanto]

hey, this one is the most complete version compared to others.. thanks!!

[dxb78]

I really FUCKING like this post, what a great FUCKING guy. FUCK got so many FUCKING meanings which I never FUCKING know LOL

[Taimur77]

What a word fuck fuck fuck......FUCK OFF

[visionairews]

it's osho... :)

[nervoso]

I guess if it was an American talking it wouldn't sound so funny.

Epic LOL

[abdallahotabashe]

ah fuck off u fucking ***** ****

[SabiaCDO]

correction: "as an adjective" Mary is fucking beautiful... beautiful is an adjective, so Fucking is an ADVERB. IS he really a professor?

Anyways, funny fragment.

[xnadchrist]

repeat the mantra fuck you five times!

[automatikred]

Phuck you

[automatikred]

Epic Lulz

[SamTheMetalMan]

OMFG. The accent just makes it all the more EPIC

[FrescatiStory]

@SamTheMetalMan Only retards say ”omfg”. Get lost

[SamTheMetalMan]

@FrescatiStory Haha... You're pathetic.

[letsallgather]

FUCKING FUNNY!

[taitai907]

If I was ESL, this would be the only word I would learn.

[linaabolail]

this is amazing its so funny

[subbush]

This is Classic OSHO

[nsuresh67]

This is OSHO....not some English professor.

[MrGbirdman13]

What the fuck....?

[jKKitar]

this guy fucking rules...this video diserves fucking thumbs up...fuck it...GIVE ME FUCKING THUMBS UP

[Charismatic100]

LOOOL SURPRISE: Fuck.. you scared the shit out of me

[illusionstateofmind]

this is Osho. classic.

[IFuckingHateYouFucks]

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[HDnumba1pLaYa]

#Lol #OMG

[GestapoISS]

how the fuck are you hahahaha

[System777]

What a ripoff!!! This is originally from George Carlin. Fuck this indian guy!

[1daftpunk]

@System777 At 0.58 he says he came across some research done by an American. He's not taking ownership of it at all.

[gmarichi01]

@System777 This is from 1972, when did george carlin do his thing?

[richardbhongposadas]

how can we live without "FUCK"! !

[adilovesmusic]

its OSHO

[IcemanMorton]

Absofukinglutely sir, well fucking said.

[Meowtis]

LOL! This is one vid guaranteed to make you laugh a the end of the day. :)

[TheMuaythaidragon]

how the FUCK can you have an indian teaching FUCKING english????

[ipullime]

@TheMuaythaidragon y not u dumb fuck?

[TheMuaythaidragon]

@ipullime WOW, just wow. 4 month's That long huh? wow....

All those people... and it had to be you... because that would be stupid thats "y u dumb fuck"

[D777WZJ]

FUCK!

[Mooshula37]

Rofl. Great vid

[acc1140]

love it!!!

[traj1000]

FUCKING A!!!!!

[DeadlyDreamerX]

I love this Guru.

[DeadlyDreamerX]

"Fraud" I got fucked at the car lot/

[DeadlyDreamerX]

WHat the Fuck? 60,000 views?

I will post this in every forum, now.

[datruth0513]

this is some funny shyt....one of the most hilarious audio videos ive heard in a long time....great job whoever he is...

[filoshfame]

i give the rating no 1

[quackbeef]

this is funny... but then it isn't....

[HigherPlanes]

It's Osho

[morganblackbyrne]

I think this is actually a man named RAJNEESH

[hershp]

yes it sounds like osho

[MedicineLove]

aggression: FUCK YOU!

Request: Get the fuck out of here!

LOOOOOOOOOL!! I just love it!!

[VegitoBlitz24]

Say it loudly, and say it proudly.

[TheLdoubleE]

he fuckin stole that fuckin idea of this fuck

[itsthespaceman]

habs4life9 man, get a fuckin' life! Or a bird. He's not a professor and this is meant to put a smile on peoples' faces you grammatical dipshit. It's people like you that make the world a worse place with your fuckin' 'I'm better than thee' attitude. You're a grade A cock I wish people like you would be wiped from the earth. Since you appear to be done putting down other people with your shitty delusions of grandeur go back to Boysfood and watch the gay porn you bookmarked you little bitch...

[hananemos]

Watch "OSHO - Strange Consequences". It is the same thing but with a video as well. *In fact, watch ALL Osho videos*

[Ashwinder92]

he is a creative fucker...

[June2303]

this guy is fucking amazing :D

[Meowtis]

Ahh, humor always helps in lectures. And chill out, guys: this is good to listen to elicit the 'roll on the floor, laughing thy head off' to reduce stress.

[hyde2042]

If the speaker is indeed a professor, I'm sure he knows the difference. It just seems like this was simply to instill some enjoyment to the class. That's all nothing to argue over.

[toiletroom]

habs you are a fucking grammer nazi your commented all over one video

you no life nerd xD

[cr4y88]

It's so funny!!!!!

[bad0or]

"Thats how i keep my throat clear" lol

[gurbrarinder]

i wish i had that professor :D

[habs4life9]

no you don't wish you had this professor, he doesn't even know the difference between an intransitive and a passive. there is a HUGE difference in the way a passive sentence is syntactically structured.

[gurbrarinder]

k :S

[toiletroom]

yes he does he wishes he had this proffesor you faggot nerd

you probably study all day

and seriosly im smart i get a's and b's im not gonna cry over a lil grammer

[habs4life9]

actually i don't study all day, i just get things from the first time they're told to me, because i am intuitively smart and possess a higher intellect than most people iin society. i take pride in this because being smarter than you makes me better than you.

[habs4life9]

why hasn't anybody else noticed that "mary was fucked by john" is NOT an intransitive, IT IS A PASSIVE. the verb is still fucking transitive because Mary is still the patient of the action! It receives its theta-role from base-generated position and when it moves into subject position in the passive voice it receives its case. so just because "mary" doesn't have accusative case in the passive voice, DOES NOT MEAN FUCK BECOMES AN INTRANSITIVE VERB. don't you idiots know ANYTHING about grammar?

[habs4life9]

if this guy iis supposedly an english professor then why the hell does he not know the difference between an intransitive and a passive? INTRANSITIVES ASSIGN DIFFERENT THETA-ROLES, holy fuck, "mary was fucked by john" is a TRANSITIVE VERB IN THE PASSIVE VOICE, the theta-roles assigned are exactly the same as in the active voice "john fucked mary" that's how you tell it's transitive. how does a bloody ENGLISH PROFESSOR not know the difference between an intransitive and a passive!? GAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[denishdens]

He is not english professor.

His name is Osho. As per i know that he is running meditation center in india. It is famous for white people. I m australian i been there it was so awersome place. For more detail search on Google "OSHO".

[tomtesticle]

fuck off

[habs4life9]

what do you mean "fuck off"? i am saying something that is 100% correct and you're telling me to fuck off? are you angry that i'm smart enough to know that and you aren't?

[Jehanam]

ur soo lame.. like WOW!!

theres a difference between knowning grammar and being a grammar natzi... and u "fucking" crossed the line.

[habs4life9]

there is a fundamental difference between an intransitive and a passive. in generative grammar, it makes all the difference in representing syntactic structure. generative grammarians posit a base-generated position where thematic roles are assigned by the theta criterion, and a moved position where case is assigned by the case filter. if i tried to represent a passive the way generative grammarians construct intransitives, it would be nonsense and my derivation would crash.

[Jehanam]

There is such a thing as ignorance through intellect and ur a prime example. Settle the fuck down...

Seriously its kinda obcene how reved up ur getting, I dont understand half the shit ur saying... nor do i care.

Your one of those ppl that sucks the life out of everything...

and btw the irony may not be direct but your pickup of my natzi spelling in its own shows how much of a pedanic lil fuck you are.

[habs4life9]

you know why you don't understand half the shit i'm saying? BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMBASS. you know why you don't care? BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IGNORAMUS.

[Jehanam]

Yes im an "ignoramus"!

Well played professor!

[habs4life9]

ig⋅no⋅ra⋅mus /ˌɪgnəˈreɪməs, -ˈræməs/

noun, plural -mus⋅es. an extremely ignorant person.

it's a word in the english language, stop acting like it isn't!

[Jehanam]

can u atleast TRY not to embarrass urslelf? you are soo sad.

[habs4life9]

how am i embarrassing myself? i am the only commenter on this video intelligent enough to realize that his example of an "intransitive" is not an intransitive at all, it is a passive. i'm smarter than you and you're scared of that aren't you? people like you end up working for people like me, so you'd better bow down and do what i want you to do, say what i want you to say, suck what i want you to suck.

[Jehanam]

You are so sad... words can't express how sad you truly are. ohh and please dont stop writing back... your ignorance makes me smile.

[fedayi1177]

@habs4life9 yes it's not an intransitive verb but its funny. and thats the spirit of this video. you would feel much happier about it if you lightened up and didnt enter into arguments with those less intelligent than yourself.

[habs4life9]

but there IS an example of using it as an intransitive. you can say "john fucked up" and this has meaning by itself, but "john fucked" has no meaning unless there is a complement (i.e. direct object). consequently, "fuck up" may also be used transitively, as in "john fucked up my car." so "fuck up" is actually a greater point of interest if you want to discuss transitivity.

[habs4life9]

and i am by no means a "grammar nazi" (you spelled nazi wrong btw, idiot). for example, i have no problem with someone saying "i ain't got no money" because while this grammatical system is not standard english, we can still account for its grammaticality for native speakers of this dialect through recalling several core concepts in generative grammar. but when someone claiming to know grammar says something so clearly WRONG, like claiming passives are intransitives, i get pissed off.

[jomadsincebu]

LMFAO

[DealingWithBH]

hahaha

[imbasit995]

Fucking best audio ever heard

[sharpshooter1582]

Marys fuckin beautiful is a adverb not adjective

[aniruddhkashyap]

this is not any english professor, this is really the great Osho (Rajneesh).

[Meowtis]

Bloody Hell, I nearly split my sides for the first time in a LONG time. Thanks for the upload!

[madfoot]

i've seen t his on a t-shirt in the east village. funny tho. everything's funnier in an indian accent.

[shaansr]

the funniest video in a long time.

[KinkyAdonis]

he says it 'Fug'

[papersheet13]

this fucking word can be used in many fucking ways.

[tudungsenduk]

One more.

Incest.....Mother Fucker

[Meowtis]

One more: state of sanity - You crazy fucker.

[sundeepkumar72]

Its OSHO, the great Indian Philosopher.

[IoSonoUnTipoRiservat]

"why don't you go outside and play HIDE AND GO AND F**K YOURSELF?"

HAHAHA

[TiMaY1231]

this is classic lmao

[Calvin0135]

It is true though, what he says. Fuck, there's no other word like it.

[NoMercyFate]

he sucks lol he just gathered the text from other people and combines it together in an awefull way -.-

[wynterprincess]

shut the fuck up.

[acaciazynx]

HAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[OacidburnO]

ur a big mother fuck

[OacidburnO]

WTF ??? go and fuck urself ;D

[back2thefutre]

go fuck your butt, dickhole. plus you suck bastard.

[back2thefutre]

go fuck a dick

[mohanlalnevin]

fuck this shiiiiii

[glorp896]

some one wrote in black marker FUCK THIS all over three of my EARTH FIRST stickers on my locker, and due to busy body nanny prude whiner a manager ripped off all three stickers... censoring FUCK can take other things along with it...

[TeluguThought]

hilarious!

[Itsdark]

lol, transcendental meditation

[fifmadridfans]

thats infuckingcreidible he's the fuckiest of all ejejej

[medicaldud]

I hate the word FUCK.

EKKKKKK.

[koldun12]

What did he say after 4:55? Ican't understand...

[xhkxboix]

"it's healthy for you too

when you wake up

If you repeat the words fuck you 5 times every morning. it will will clear your throat.

It's how i keep my throat clear."

something along those lines is what he says. too lazy to go back and listen to it to correct myself.

[koldun12]

Thanks a lot!

[SyntaxError054]

Fucking cool professor

[jery10101]

well i wish you can come to my school explain to me about the word fuck it is the most beautiful word i never seen before is suck man!!!!!!!

[hidingson]

OSHO HAHA!!! i like him.

[hajji2bashaar]

what a nice fucking lesson

[ookap69]

Fucking cool teacher

[zouldabear]

hahaha u fucking right

[ShadowGuitar]

Anujdas Gupta fucked up the trend by not saying "fuck." Anyway, that was win as fuck.

[anujdasgupta]

ooo this is OSHO speakin!

[jackygan92]

nice fucking show!

[Knezurdina]

fuck fucking fuckers!!!!!!

[nomiclas]

fuckin' do be"A"

[GetFarkedUKunt]

what the fuck?

[TheMissingLink94]

"i guess i'm fucked now." funny!

[p51c5pa]

fuck it was good

[StreetMagicTeacher]

Fucking funny.