The best LP ever

[Xevnest24]

Your camera isn't angled ridiculously, you didn't take a phone call and not edit it out, your voice isn't nasally enough, you didn't mention enough internet memes, you didn't sing to the BGM, and there's a severe lack of Unregistered Hypercam 2.

Face it- you're just too good to suck as bad as the people you rip on.

[MrIgotabadfeeling]

To all the morons that comment on this page: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A BAD LP. IT IS COMPLETELY DESIGNED TO BE SARCASTIC, AND SHOW HOW DUMB OTHER UPLOADERS ARE! HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE TO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND A PURPOSELY TERRIBLE VIDEO? Retards the lot of you.

[thelonewanderer13]

you're just awful. 

[pwnerranger]

Why are you making fun of others people quality... I mean really?

[ZombiePhysics]

The audio quality is way too good for the stereotypical LPer.

[paulwarnstedt]

looks like chief finally beame a human

[paulwarnstedt]

@paulwarnstedt became, that is

[RetsumeJN]

Why, why didn't i realize until three and a half minutes in the video till I figured out that Proteus was talking the entire time. Wow... I, I'm giving all of your videos thumbs up, despite any kind of quality, just to repay myself. Anyway.. that was awesome and scary accurate.

[HeavensDrills]

Halo 3 was awful.

[sonicjonathansonic]

Pretty much better than  LETS PLAY SAMUS 0 MIZZUM .

[Sylverias]

Based on a true LP done by a Halo fan.

[pwninator345]

Wow Proteus, you somehow perfectly simulated the obnoxious homophobic attitude of almost every guy in my high school.  Congrats dude.

[chesterBrigand]

Please make a part 2, I need to see Master Chief's adventures through the wasteland.

[CepVep]

Did it hurt to act that obnoxious? I couldn't pretend I was like that. At all

[PvtRichardCranium]

This is exactly what every person who absolutely fucking loves Halo says about Fallout 3.

They played it because it looked like Halo.

Well I played Halo because Master Chief looked like he had an HEV suit from Half-Life on.

[TheToast7]

The funny thing is that even though proteus was trying to be obnoxious, this is still what he's actually like.

[Jakeallen86]

Ha! yeah man, that opening suckz dick because that gay ass faggy shit

[Gight77]

i know this is not for real but it still makes me angry

[MrBunnyblade93]

oh man perfect.... 5 star rating. or 5 thumbs up

[DarkOmegaMK2]

Proteus can take a shit and record it on a webcam and STILL get a five star for all i care.

you are the motherf*cker :D

[FriendlyFireFox]

This has so much Chad Warden flavor.

[WakerOfWinds]

@FriendlyFireFox His hair is so SLICK

[ChosenOne5747]

10 points to who can count the number of times you heard shit/shitty/bullshit.

[CrashBandicoot4Ever9]

@ChosenOne5747 I count 24.

[AugustVonpetersborg]

Nice parody, but your character and accent kept slipping, though that failure in and of itself lends to the parody in its own way.

[GothandJock]

Proteus is my hero also, just for managing to embody nearly every middle-school to high school senior in the country. Good show.

[TaterSalad3435]

proteus is my hero

[Excalipoverty]

His name is Halo...

[sagbag]

its a good thing u stopd plaing cuz ths game suxz. all u do iz fuckin go a round adn talk to ppl and lvl up. its teh faggits thing evr. like you fuckin follw ur gay dad like a bich until u get to project gay to fix the fuckin water. ur pipboi doesnt even get fuckin pron. then in operation anchordg they take ur stuf a way and u kill chinese fags but thay disapeer after u kill then. then in fuckin mothership gay, you dont even get the plazma sord, just fag aliens. the gamez to fuckin gay. 4/10

[Laubotje]

ye like the aliens arent even covenant

[TheStrangeN]

"Niggas be dying all over the place, PEW PEW PEW"

Fucking classic.

[BoxedEntertainment21]

Congrats, you made me laugh my ass off non-stop.

[biscuitpups1998]

Same Armake This is funny as fuck.

[SteveCentra]

omg dis sux u shud lp halo cuz master cheef rox and i cum 2 him so u shud stop plying dis gay ass rpeg

[SteveCentra]

halo is balls to the walls fucking rad as shit with master chief as the best ever fucking killing everybody and

[SIRJOSEPHPORTERKCB]

"Fuck you, bitch, I shoot whatever I want."

You know, sometimes your character is a bit too close to your actual self. We did see you blasting poor Suspicious with the Metamaser in Daikatana, you know.

At least you don't want to be "Playing a game where you'd be gaining a level like a fag." Daikatana taught you something. :)

[Urmean15]

CAMCORDER FUCK YEAH HOLY SHIT

[EthVortexShield]

god damn that fucking titty bear

[goblin512]

You're mad Niggrish yo.

[ahzimantu]

pew pew pew pew pew

cheep cheep chirp tweet

[LPDestroyer]

"I. Am. Out" Just as the baby pokes his head out of the cunt hole...good timing.

[PankeymanProductions]

Holy shit, this is the best thing in the entire world. You are God Proteus!

[DarkHarpuia]

"There were niggas dying all over the place"

lul

Awesome video

[CorruptingLOL]

Shiiiiiiiitt

[SLDrisk]

I can't believed you "pew'ed" in this video.

[zargathos]

look at how green those menus are- this reminds me of this one game called daikatana or whatever. shittiest lp i've ever seen. i mean what kind of fags would use the names proteus and suspicious anyway?

[spacevampirestudios]

I don't even watch LPs at all, but this is hilarious.

Subscribed.

[ballrawg]

Hmm yase people sure make shitty videos and have terrible opinions yes yes lp A++ great ironic video would watch again.

Semper Games

[ZombiePikmin]

Bout time you uploaded a new damn video. . .

[finessethesandwich]

This is indeed the best LP ever. You, Proteus, are a wonderful, wonderful man.

[BohepansTheThird]

xD Nice...friggin awesome, dude.

This quality is what ALL true LPers strive for, y'know.

I too less than 3 this!

[Cubemario]

I remember watching you do this on google video. Awesome parody.

[Resobaso]

LOL Wow, you are good at parodying..

[arce148]

Oh shit i laughed so hard, awesome video

[NightfallGemini]

fallout 3 needs a daikatana

[Flub89]

How did you get the framerate so bad ?

[proteus49994]

You want me to give away my LP secrets? Sorry, you're going to have to figure out your own keys to superstardom.

[narcolepticchairftw]

I know your secret!

[TBrogren]

you have so much to not teach us.

[Garedfosho]

@proteus49994 isn't every Lp'ers secret Editing, Savestates, or Editing out your savestates?

[ZombiePikmin]

Proteus>everyone

[alemaxhaxs]

you have inspired me to new heights

i less then 3 this

[narcolepticchairftw]

the best.