Muslim Comedian - Ali Ardekani - Baba Ali

[gowithflowgdog]

Hahahahha



[NiggersAreFunny]

muslim cunts i will fucking murder every muslim i ever find

[nikki66649]

@NiggersAreFunny your mom sucks alien dick son of a bitch!! i bet your irish stupid cunt!!

[hafsa10bffl]

XD "i'll go get help" lol

[CliffR89]

this guy is hella funny

[timaaize]

lol



[EvolutionIsSatanic]

@smilingspring

This video does not portray Muslims in a bad way. Rather it portrays how one non-Muslim found the salat of a Muslim to be strange. Indeed, in society today we are thought of as a strange people because we practise the truth in a society filled with falsehood.

[EvolutionIsSatanic]

@smilingspring

My friend, just because you have only found two hadith reporting the occasions on which the Prophet (pbuh) laughed, it does not mean these were the only occasions. Rather, these were the only two occasions witnessed. Is there a hadith for every time the Prophet (pbuh) performed salah? It reflects proportion, not exact numbers.

[LifePasserBy]

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[casperado666]

this is just sad. poor brainwashed people

[aalialovesnasheeds]

You talked about this story at the youth tarbiyah conference 2011 -3 (:

[crazyINloveAJ]

veryyyyyyyyyy funny xD actually happened to me :L

[MuhammadsBiography]

Muslim comedian?

Not funny, because Islam is a evil lie.

[calumknight1984]

@MuhammadsBiography preach elsewhere, although you paint us "westerners" out to be just as bad as the the muslim extremists the more you rant, at least you didn't spout racist crap so things have improved slightly i suppose........

[casperado666]

@MuhammadsBiography yeah as any religion actually. people who really believe are tools of fascist cult leaders. same goes to jews and christians.

[xbo0oyx]

@MuhammadsBiography you've been brainwashed by Hollywood (i don't blame you)

[MuhammadsBiography]

@xbo0oyx You've been brainwashed by Islam.

[mardastheEitheist]

The world would be a much better place with more guys like you and less guys like ahmadinedjad or harun yahya. :)

[LuluRosenkrantz]

Do these guys do their stand up skits in Saudi Arabia and Pakistan or is it only infidel lands that have to suffer this pathetic attempt at islamic humour .

[huz15]

@LuluRosenkrantz did you know there are 2,800,000 Christians in Pakistan, but only 1,500,000 Muslims in England, this figure includes Wales. Humor in Pakistan, watch one clip of the Pakistan's government and you'll collapse while laughing. Please go read a book.

[LuluRosenkrantz]

I really can't see anything funny about a 54 year old man have sex with a 9 year old girl .

[IndoPsychoticAwliya]

@LuluRosenkrantz cuz its not funny..its arousing lol

[MIDNAq1LINK]

@LuluRosenkrantz You're disgusting.

Anyway baba ali you need to upload you doing stand-up more it's funny :)

[LuluRosenkrantz]

@MIDNAq1LINK What was really disgusting was when muhammad tortured to death the youthfull Kinanna and then raped his beautifull wife Safiyah .

If this muslim joked about the 72 virgins and 20 sissy boys awaiting every muslim killer in islamic heaven then I may laugh . 

[MIDNAq1LINK]

@LuluRosenkrantz Think Islam is disgusting? How about the Catholic church raping little boys all across the globe. And that happened during the modern days, not Muhammad's times. Think about it before you criticize a religion.

[Aviator411]

Dude, please upload more vids of your stand ups.

[FatimaAliRana]

ROFL!

[SnookieMoster]

I think he is a deceiver! May Allah protect us all! And guide us to the right path ! path of the Sahabah (R.A)

[illuminated101]

wat the hell is it with the half muslim thing, i hope who ever visits that site gets their computer hacked. n the joke was not funni, may Allah forgive me! for being the one to tell you. how ever i like your game mecca to medina may allah reward u endless for it.

[turqaykocak]

orospunun evladi

[skooch2012]

he said allahu akbar instead of "SAMI3A LLAHU LIMAN HAMIDAH"

[mrya001]

crazyyyyyy hahahaa

that WAS seriously funny lol

[misscamara12]

LOL

[hijabiaddict]

Rolling On Florr Laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

[mackyemerald]

dear baba ali, i absolutely love love all your vids and meshallah you deliver your message clear and true. it really is hard to pull away the culture to see the religion it covers but allah ghafir lenna. It's funny really but I had a business teacher also named Mr Ali who took this story so it's interesting...the facts are slightly different instead of student it was a cleaner at the old school he taught at but, allahu 3leem. Allah barik leek for all the fantastic work you've done meshallah :)

[TheCaRpi99]

it's a shame you can not understand what he says in his videos and I do not understand English: (

salam aleikum

[Kam8819]

annoying!! that half our deen is in every video, baba ali u'r pushing it x

[ThoughtfulThoughts7]

hahahha, that happened to me too! What are you doing, what are you doing, by the time i said salamualikum wa rahmatulah, there was a crowd!!!!

[elmirasahar]

LOL. Muslims have the best stuff for comedy.

[Faysal526]

id hang out wit this guy..

[yazafara]

lol--leme go get help--hahaha awesum pls post more video

[bental3eiz]

i almost died trying not to laugh! its too early to crack up, lol

[MomoMaxedOut]

xD Random guy + Girl = 9 Children haha

[Osamarulx]

plz upload more!! :D

[MuslimahSoapbox]

@kingspider1000 unless you're a white convert like me who lives in Hicksville, WI with absolutely no Muslim men in your town and no family members who know of any....Sometimes the internet is the only way to go. I met my fiancee on the internet and I thank Allah everyday for him.

[kingspider1000]

@MuslimahSoapbox

salaam aleikum sis. mashALLAH youve found someone and may ALLAH bless your lives and make u successful.

yes it does seem to have its uses, which i didnt take into account before.

i was just wary of a possible scenario where the traditional ways of doing things vanish from the ummah.

[MuslimahSoapbox]

@kingspider1000 no problem brother. :) And Ramadan mubarak!

[kingspider1000]

@MuslimahSoapbox

ramadan mubaraak to you and all my brothers and sisters out there.

[zahidaakbar]

MESSAGE TO ALL_Those disapprovng of th half deen matrimonial site_ I undrstnd th basis of ur dislyk fr this typ of thng_but parents & elders can register for each seperate child they feel they shld be settling in a matrimonial relationship_then th relationshp btween th husband & wife resulting from this site wudn't b based on expectations & conditions_ it wud b an innocent & unconditional acceptnce between th coupl [formd in obedience to parents]_th relationshp wud b based on respct_not greed

[zahidaakbar]

@kingspider1000_I'm going to registr for my eldest two nephews_ I prsnaly don't lyk th idea of prospectiv spouses having entrd the relationship by vetting, assessing and examining eachother & then excepting th othr on th basis of wat th other one gives thm {GREED}_I find it disrspectful towrds th othr persn & any relationship based on such foundation doesn't feel noble to me_but it is different if parents do th prsnality postmortem of their child's prospectiv spouse_ its not selfish then.....

[zahidaakbar]

heehih hiihihihee

[Loreki]

I love that about Americans though, that their instinct is to help in situations like that. Like little well meaning, if mis-informed, heroes. British people would just give you a funny look and talk on by.

[MizShinobi1]

@kingspider1000 you're right it isn't the ideal by far. but for many muslims living in western societies detached from a muslim environment, it's the only option. especially if you have no family connections, or if you're a revert.

[kingspider1000]

@MizShinobi1

hmm youre right sis. i suppose i dint think about it that way. but if everyones hooking up thru this site, it must mean theres a significant presence of muslims nearby, right?

so arent they already connected via islamic occassions and mosques ?

i just fear that this might become a trend in areas of strong muslim concentration as well. we certainly dont want the aunty retiring, or the shikh to dismiss his duties of arranging couples when asked.

[zahidaakbar]

@MizShinobi1 _ Elders registering for their children is an idea too__ children can concentrate on their studies or jobs whilst parents do their duty of settling them in life.

[edizkan]

@kingspider1000 JazakumAllah Khairan brother. Agreed.

[Hybridtheory2007]

@kingspider1000 I'm inclined to agree, brother.

[kingspider1000]

@Hybridtheory2007

salaam aleikum bro. thanks. 

[tweety25m]

Brother Ali, I went to your website but the video isnt showing. It says it's a private video (on YT). I'd love to see more of your jokes/stories.

Thanks

[peaceSymOfISLAM]

HAHA! lol OMA tht person needs to calm down atleast until the prayer ws finished:)

[spankyhaze2012]

assalaamu alaikum wa rahmantullah. Subhanallah, i was offering salaah one time at a family members house(non muslim) and my little cousin walked into the room i was in. When i went into sajdah, he went down as well. He thought i was sniffing the carpet...hahaha. I was trying hard not laugh. May allah subhana wa ta ala guide him and the rest of my family to islam and the sunnah. Ameen.

[Hybridtheory2007]

@spankyhaze2012 HAHAHA that is hilarious.

Amin.

[zahidaakbar]

@spankyhaze2012  Ameen

[cssftw100]

@spankyhaze2012 how cute

[tumidekona]

@spankyhaze2012 loool thats funny! bless his heart! Masha Allah hope you are good and i pray for you and for your family Ameen

[faheem1k]

ur so funny lol

[habebmar]

I <3 THIS GUY!

[spreadingdawah]

lol..ya allah!!! mashallah on you baba ali, you know, something happened to me like that. i was praying in school by the staircase and then like 2 girls came down and when they saw me going down to sujud, one of them kicked me thinking i was like dead or something, and when the other was saying"dude she is praying", she was like"oh snap, run!" lol...subhanallah!!!!!

[SprinGiddinessify]

@spreadingdawah LOL that's funny ! Thanks for sharing

[spreadingdawah]

@SprinGiddinessify lol........thanx

[smillingspring]

Worth reporting. No one should quote Salah into comedy and muslims shall abandon the sitting of those who treat Islam as a comedy.

[death5089]

@smillingspring are you fucking stupid? they arent making fun of salat they are making fun of someone who had no idea they are doing. Islam is not comedy, the people who practice it though can be subject to it as with anybody else, including people like you who take offense to anything and everything. lighten up fool, the prophet pbuh probably would have laughed at this.

[spreadingdawah]

@death5089 salaam, jazakallahu khairan for clearing it up for smilingspring, but can you just plz not use bad language, just explain it in a good way, like the prophet muhammad pbuh would, ok? peace and again thx for clearing it up for her/him.

[smillingspring]

@death5089

بسم اللہ الرحمن الرحیم

Bro.

1. Never in my life did I came across any Hadith describing Prophet (P.B.U.H.) laughing, except for two occasions that do not resemble this instance (for your information), and were purely intending on the benefit of this Dunya and Akhirah.

[yuptydoo]

@s

The Prophet could see the future. Why would he ever laugh at a joke if he knew the punchline before you even walked up to him?

We humans are also not as perfect as the Prophet. We can also never be exactly like him. So why try to match every single one of our habits to his? He prayed a thousand rakaat a night. We'd die trying that.

You said only two Hadith describe him laughing. So if no other times are recorded, then by default those two times are the only ones?

[smillingspring]

@death5089

2. Next, I am not bound to follow you and lighten up like what you do and forget the death. For me, the best example to follow is محمد صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم , not you.

[smillingspring]

@death5089

3. Thirdly, this offense was not an ordinary offense to anything and every thing, but you missed something here.

"Anything and every thing that portrays a bad image of Islam".

معاذ اللہ

I surrender my life to Allah who knows if I have ever made anyone practicing Islam, and I repent for that even now.

But to bring in to your notice that Prophet has not shown his consent for any public comedian in Islam.

Can smillingspring smile a bit? :)

[death5089]

@smillingspring 1. No one cares about how you think and/or feel 2. This comedian does not portray an ill image of Islam 3. He has freedom of speech 4. No one cares. 5. To each our own and let God be the judge.

[42317]

Yes, you have good style.

I just fear the sound is suboptimal. Could you make such videos with subs, please?

Else, I find it hard to understand.

[KurdishMuslima]

I remember moments like that lol...........hilarious.......­at least we get done before they actually call ambulance hhhhhhhhhhh

[desiboyh]

I remember something like this happened to me once. only it was with my medical term professor! lol

[lilmsmuslimah]

you are hilarious! i remember seeing you in little rock. come back soon!

[ArnhemBoy20]

Hhahah! hey guys what you guys doing?.. EPIC

[IsmiWSA]

As Salaam u 'Alaikum

Jazaak Allaah Khair

[xpwincess99x]

hahaha! cheered me up

[Darkcurse101]

Hahaha, so funny.

[GraandHustleMafia]

i cant hear :(

[Zay98Zay]

soooooooooooooo funny

[muda963]

when are you coming to toronto?!

[PKVCMOSS]

lol this happened to me i was doing sujood and some guy came and got worried if i was alright

[sablakce]

hahahah hilariousss!

[maclover4ever223]

@promulgation no its not u ass hes talking about his religion but expressing it in a funny way and guess u dont understand that

[tarik041989]

hilarious!!!!

[Hala05055]

LOL

so funny 

[MsDan297]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Mymoxiee]

Haha the half dean advertisement is so true, all those crazy aunties.

[SooOooS1987]

@Al3aZeF7 int fahim '3l6 al rijjal Muslim, ma yit6nnz 3alena...

[TheCoolmuslim]

@Al3aZeF7 حبيبي الرجال مسلم

[gsamahh]

Lolll

I love your jokes!!!! So funny!!

:D

[maressaz]

HAHAHAHA that guy must've been so damn ashamed when he learnt how silly he must've looked!

once, my boyfriend had that exact situation at the beach, worst thing was, the one who was there was a girl in a bathing suit! Astaughfirullah.

[cssftw100]

@maressaz that's terrible i would totally get a boner whilst praying

[MUBYrox]

Haha i hate when that happens!

[nyachankawaii]

ahahhaahah

[1I5L4M]

Nice one!

[dedemoun]

LOVE IT

[ladys121]

hahh this is so00oo0 funnny :D

i love your videos

[aneebaba06]

Awesome - loved the HalfOurDeen preview - the Brit accent is a nice touch (hehe) and insha'allah it will be a success.

The comedy bit - oh my gosh, SO FUNNY!!! Thanks for sharing!

[aneebaba06]

Awesome - loved the HalfOurDeen preview - the Brit accent is a nice touch (hehe) and insha'allah it will be a success.

The comedy bit - oh my gosh, SO FUNNY!!! Thanks for sharing!

[SooOooS1987]

I loved it!!! Laughed so hard I HAD to share it on my twitter!

[BakrMexat]

sooo funny how could you pray

thank my brother Allah bless you and keep you for this Ummah

[alestabraq]

very funny

thank you

[salamdua]

haha great video lol made me laugh :L

[Bellamora72001]

Funny. now when i go for prayer i'm going to think of this and try not to laugh. thanks

[MrBeyourself1987]

this is funny. thanks for the laughter.

[1Abz1]

I've been in that situation before!!!

Looking forward to more stand-up! :D :D :D

[FCBarcelonaDude]

haha that was very funny

[aamirrulez]

#lol

[farhmoha]

#LOL

[Didem92]

Mash'allah Ali, you are amazing and these experiences are gorgeous!! Mabrook. Keep up the good work..I hope to have the opportunity to see you in Paris Inch'allah..

[VampireHearrt]

that was really good baba ali!!!

[Hybridtheory2007]

LOL this was hilarious, well done Ali

[saqib09]

@umhalil

Excuse me but What?

The person doing the ad is clearly not English. She is American and has an American accent. She was trying to do an English accent which is fine. But I wondered why she did that.

[TheFreshPAKIPrince]

LOL

[Sneaker1993]

Haha, so true man.

[wowwow180]

dude ...... terrorists have comedians?

[Scalifax]

@wowwow180 dude, are u mentally retarded? if ure not, you shouldve realised its not funny........

but i guess you are

[VampireHearrt]

@wowwow180 your ignorance is just making me laugh rather than being offended

[Aversie]

@wowwow180 I click on your name, to view your channel.. First thin i see is Muhammed ali, you know he is a muslim, right? lol

[tolerancia500]

@wowwow180 ... probably tasteless ignorants who believe in blind stereotypes have comedians..

[7thPlace]

@wowwow180 Have you ever gone to school little boy?

[cssftw100]

@wowwow180 not cool mate, not cool

[W88R88W]

LOL

[wewewahid]

haha

[ssha53]

That's great! I'm so glad for you.

[saqib09]

Why is the advert lady trying to speak with an English accent? So strange & weird!

[MatrixOfDynamism]

@saqib09 they are possibly american and thats how they speak english right?

[saqib09]

@MatrixOfDynamism

No, this is not how they speak English. She is trying to do an English accent. Any English person will immediately recognise that she is not English.

[BakrMexat]

@saqib09 whether she spoke english or not whats the difference ^^

[saqib09]

@BakrMexat

No difference. It doesn't matter what language one speaks. I just noticed something and I said it thats all.

[BakrMexat]

@saqib09 it's alright bro ;)

[saqib09]

@BakrMexat

:)

[sarapiork]

@saqib09 I was thinking it was an Australian accent....

[naimazaheer]

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