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  • Atleast when he gets drunk he does it properly!!! We can all learn from this man! If you do something do it properly.

  • That is NOT my voice and I most certainly never asked for the lords help in any matter.

  • Was he just asking every religion god to help him

  • what the fuck would've happened if he managed to drink that shit he picked

  • @adrian5b a world of hurt ha ha ha

  • the audio doesnt match up with the video...it was funnier with the the added sound effects.

  • I've been that drunk. At my grandpas wake. I fell into his casket.

  • @MissPinkBunneh well ur a peice of shit for that one go to rehab bud u cant be getting plasterd at anyones funeral especially ur grandpas.

  • funny

    laugh everytime i watch this

  • You think this guys drunk look at "RhodesMares" channel, students really are the biggest fails~!

  • His name is Josh and him and I were roommates for about a year. Really cool Guy smart, and a hell of an artist. Drawing Very realistic pics. He Got a really fucked up break in life.

    Anyway He is also on I would guess at least 24 Dramamine. That was his thing Beer and motion sickness pills.

    Did it with him a few times, it really messes you up. But if had the money he would be like that everyday. I do feel bad for him.

    And I wish I knew where he was. Because above all else he was a good friend. 

  • those are some heavy  shoes

  • this guy should have prayed for higher tollerance for alcohol.

  • he possessed

  • Yeah but its still funny as hell

  • Lame

  • They wasn't kidding when they said drunkest guy ever

  • Yeah............. that is the fakest audio.

  • this is why people shouldnt do drunk driving. and this guy is out of his mind very drunk guy.

  • hahaha so ridiculous

  • @IIHearMyVoice

    People like you are why people can't have fun getting drunk. Because people like you think you should get arrested for being a minor inconvenience.

    I already wish I could fight you tanked out of my skull.

  • I know the audio is fake but it actually made this even better.Oh Nooo,I've s-my pants! Keeps crying out got God and Mary to help him<Classic:D Hey buddy,your the one who got the bright idea to drink your self blind drunk then stagger into the store for MORE beer! Don't expect Jesus to pull ya out that deal now.

  • He needs to be arrested for Public Intoxication.

  • @iiHearMyVoice no shit

  • i feel embarrassed for the poster who though it was worth while to go through the trouble of adding the audio.

  • video win. audio fail.

  • holy shit this reminds of someone

  • i doubt that only drank is involved cuz it's a bit too much . If it is, this guy is really a poor sucker

  • its fake

  • great vid...stupid bullshit audio..dont quit ya day jobs

  • It's like there are ghosts kicking his ass

  • this audio is so fake

  • @jknight2424 word.

  • @jknight2424 of course

  • I wonder how was he walking to the store lol

  • He's like a zombie after booze instead of brain. lol

  • '''I shit my pants'' ''Help me Jesus'' The guy has taken, Ketamine or PCP, or something like that.

  • thats not alcohol

  • Thats me 35 years ago on PCP.

  • Most definitely not the real audio..

  • i want the full video plz!

  • Man with metal shirt enters shop with floor magnets!

  • @burtingtune lol brilliant

    

  • Is this a new zombie movie?

  • lmfao haha!

  • It's not even the full video.

  • hes not drunk he snorted sum ketamine

  • So funny he he

  • lmao thumbs up if you thimk he cant get up because of all his poop in his pants lmao

  • This video was hard to masterbate to!

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  • hmmmmm.... i wonder how he felt the next day xD

    haangooveeerr xD

  • i wonder if they would of sold it to him hahaha

  • hahaha who cares if the audio is fake, its fucking hillarious!!

  • @kaleb33309

    But wats the point if he keeps saying God damn it. Plus the audio is fake...

  • audio fake

  • audio is fake

  • The Lord is trying to help you by keeping you from getting more alcohol to the cashier!

  • assuming control...

  • "shit my pants" ... "help me jesus"

  • pretty sure hes on drugs too

  • Its like a cut scene from dawn of the dead.

  • he REALLY needed Jesus so so so badly

  • atleast he asking for help from jesus our lord and savoiur and god our father

  • "Help me Jesus" LMFAO

  • And pot is illegal

  • hes asking God for help!!! and Jesus... thats a cry for help from his soul dude

  • I Think this is a little more than just Drunk. This guy's in a parallel universe

  • It really isn't the real audio

  • 10:48 am orp m?:DXD

  • oh HA HA! you totally overdubbed it wow... way to go your now hero of the internet .. dick

  • you guys are idiots he isn't drunk he has an inner ear imbalance.... you fucking idiots

  • GTA IV

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  • OHH i shit my pants

  • BAHAHAHAHAH

    

  • fail at fakeing audo

  • oooooooh virgin mary!

    lol

  • fake.

  • Fake audio

  • I JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS

  • fake audio. Go find the original vid, with no sound or just some music playing just for kicks. Way more entertaining than this lame audio crap.

  • 476 people get this drunk

  • the audio is fake and lame,funny video though

  • Sharab ka apna koi sareeh rang nahi, Sharab Tajzia-o-Ehtsaab karti hai..

    Jo Ahl-e-Dil hain barhati hai abroo unki, Jo be shaoor hain, unko kharab krti hai..

  • thats gonna be one hell of a hangover.....

  • 0:54 : GTA IV in a nutshell.

  • "HELP ME JESUS" HAHAHA

  • not real so screw you!

    lol sorry to burst your bubble but walking around in a store saying "I'm ok I'm ok"

    just dosnt sound like something you would say drunk!

    i do belive in the footage tho.

    I feel so sorry for that poor guy! But that dosnt stop me from laughing hysterically

    when he falls down! XD

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  • Lol he saying and I qoute " oh Jesus Christ some one help ke up oh god virgin Mary ahh I fell on my ass oh dammit I need my beer oh Jesus"

  • this is fake

  • its light outside....theres a guy wearing sunglasses....the fuck...

  • LOL WHEN HE FELL HE SAYD OH DAMN IT

  • @MatthewSherlock249 you sir, have won +3 internets

  • i think that audio is fake,,,hmmmmmm

  • like a zombie!! :D

  • BAhahahahahahahahahahaha 

  • "I've shit in ma pants! SHIT! HELP ME JESUS!"

  • that guy isnt drunk he probably sniffed a line of ketamine

  • grawitacji nawet po pijaku sie nie da pokonac

  • damn he looks like he's barely holding onto gravity....i've never been that wasted where i looked like the walking dead!

  • It seems that you never had been in lithuania if you say its the drunkest guy ever :D

  • how the hell did he manage to get in that shop?

  • he's like a roach on it's back

  • @5t00g LMAO!!!

  • this is like SO HILARIOUS

  • How can anyone be that drunk? He lost motor control ffs! Funny how he asks Jesus to get him up.

  • hes not drunk, hes on ketamin orwateva it is

  • i shit my pants

  • "help, i've fallen and i can't get up!"

  • 1:00, someone shot him with a blowdart LMAO

  • @stlcaesar no they DIDNT! GOD!

    

  • pretty soon some hip hop artist will make a dance move out of his walk

  • He looks like a zombie. Hahahaha

  • wow! get this guy to a hospital.

  • Yeah dude driiink some more! Go a head!

  • ahahahahaha

    

  • :D He's like a retarted turtle on it's back.

  • I hope he drove there cause he is WAY to drunk to walk.

  • @6ft3FreekinNewGuy lmao @ your response.

  • @6ft3FreekinNewGuy

    He probably have GPS?

  • @6ft3FreekinNewGuy hes to drunk to drive also lol

  • @6ft3FreekinNewGuy But he would kill many people if he drove o3o

  • earthquake!! xD

  • duuuude that sucks to be him

  • how hasnt this gotten a web redemption

  • GET UP ALREADY!

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  • so annoying.....just freakin stand up

  • Thumbs up! if he Looks like a new character on the WALKING DEAD.

  • lol. OK attempt at putting audio to this.

  • 1911 works perfectly for this video

  • still cracks me up

  • i shit my pants i shit my pants..lololol..durrr

  • LMAAAAOOOOO A MUST SEE FOR ALL WHO DRINK!!

  • I saw a guy like this in a mini mart in Boston. People came to his rescue. I held his hand, they put a blanket over him and the ambulance came and took him away. These bubbas just stand there like retards not knowing what to do. What a proud moment this must be for them. Eeeech.

  • i think this part of shop was really up

  • its soo funny when at the beginning he swings on the door.... oooooo fun

  • Reminds me of Randy Marsh ((From Southpark))

  • he's got the crazyest feet ever

  • he pat his shants

  • Wtf he's ? ahahaqhahhahahahahahaahahhahah­ahahhahahhaaaaaaaa

  • to bad all the audio was dubbed and not real

  • its funny cause he shat his pants

  • 451 people cant get off the floor.

  • it started off funny, and than it just got sad :(

  • 0:54 life has a crappy phisics engine.

    *video game refference

  • @Tataru5117 duh...

  • @murfmeef hey you never know. there are some stupid people out there

  • @Tataru5117 lol gta 4

  • drunkest guy?? ever been to Poland? ;]

  • 1:11 " i shit in my bed" ?

  • LMAO!

  • @magabreeze your and idiot

  • i wanna know how he got to the store

  • help you jesus his the one keeping you ass on the floor so you dont do any more damage to your self,stupid.

  • 1:31 - 1:39

    is he choking? o.o

  • lol "help me Jesus"

  • The power of gravitational pull compells you!!!!!!.....

  • is that charlie sheen ? lmao

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  • troller!!!

    

  • "Oh Jesus Christ help me!!! Oh lord.. Help me" lmao..

  • Is it only I how feels sorry for this gay :(

  • I love when he opens the freezer door. It like beats him and takes him for a ride. LOL

  • this would a good zombie beer comercial lol

  • Faker! You just made my blacklist....

  • man he was not mastering walkin, but he was doin it , what really brought him down was greed , six more beers or wateva the pack contained , the weight of the thing actually made him crash

  • it's fakeeeeeeeeeee

  • ww

  • thats not only booze its also special K trust me ive been there not that bad but ive been there, hes probably drunk too but he defenitly did special K

  • I lmfao when he said "I fucking craped my pants. Oh god why shit!!!" XD

  • thats what you get for drinking

  • Most hilarious drunk ever

  • I think the man is acting as well. It looks so fake. I don't care about the audio, I mean the video. Doesn't act how real drunk is.