WAIT! I KNOW WHO THIS IS!! NAME = DAVID BURGER IN LOS ANGELES! TRUST ME I KNOW FOR A FACT THIS IS HIM! MY FRIEND KNOWS A GOOD FRIEND OF HIS WHO ASKED ME TO KEEP HIS NAME OUT. APPARENTLY DAVID BURGER IS SOME WANNA BE COMIC WHO LIVES AT THE COMEDY STORE IN HOLLYWOOD. HE DRINKS AND DOES DRUGS ALL THE TIME AND DRIVES. MY FRIEND SAID HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS DBURGERCOMIC@YAHOO.COM IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO DRIVE DRUNK OR ON DRUGS. PERSONALLY, I HAD A FRIEND KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER SO HE'S AN IDIOT.
His name is Josh and him and I were roommates for about a year. Really cool Guy smart, and a hell of an artist. Drawing Very realistic pics. He Got a really fucked up break in life.
Anyway He is also on I would guess at least 24 Dramamine. That was his thing Beer and motion sickness pills.
Did it with him a few times, it really messes you up. But if had the money he would be like that everyday. I do feel bad for him.
And I wish I knew where he was. Because above all else he was a good friend.
I know the audio is fake but it actually made this even better.Oh Nooo,I've s-my pants! Keeps crying out got God and Mary to help him<Classic:D Hey buddy,your the one who got the bright idea to drink your self blind drunk then stagger into the store for MORE beer! Don't expect Jesus to pull ya out that deal now.
This is at the gas station in Ormond by the sea, Florida. I live in the area and know someone who has actually met this guy. HE IS NOT DRUNK OR ON DRUGS HE is HAVING A SEIZURE FROM ALCOHOL WITHDRAWAL. I'm 100% serious.
clearly the guy has had WAY TOO MUCH to drink. i would have been on the phone with the cops and had them deal with him. all the police would have done was lock him in the drunk tank til he sobered up and then probably fined his ass for public drunkenness or something. no way in hell would i feel right about letting this man go out the door and endanger other peoples lives.
I saw a guy like this in a mini mart in Boston. People came to his rescue. I held his hand, they put a blanket over him and the ambulance came and took him away. These bubbas just stand there like retards not knowing what to do. What a proud moment this must be for them. Eeeech.
man he was not mastering walkin, but he was doin it , what really brought him down was greed , six more beers or wateva the pack contained , the weight of the thing actually made him crash
thats not only booze its also special K trust me ive been there not that bad but ive been there, hes probably drunk too but he defenitly did special K
Atleast when he gets drunk he does it properly!!! We can all learn from this man! If you do something do it properly.
mirageF1AZ 2 weeks ago
That is NOT my voice and I most certainly never asked for the lords help in any matter.
MartytheDevilman 4 weeks ago
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WAIT! I KNOW WHO THIS IS!! NAME = DAVID BURGER IN LOS ANGELES! TRUST ME I KNOW FOR A FACT THIS IS HIM! MY FRIEND KNOWS A GOOD FRIEND OF HIS WHO ASKED ME TO KEEP HIS NAME OUT. APPARENTLY DAVID BURGER IS SOME WANNA BE COMIC WHO LIVES AT THE COMEDY STORE IN HOLLYWOOD. HE DRINKS AND DOES DRUGS ALL THE TIME AND DRIVES. MY FRIEND SAID HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS DBURGERCOMIC@YAHOO.COM IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO DRIVE DRUNK OR ON DRUGS. PERSONALLY, I HAD A FRIEND KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER SO HE'S AN IDIOT.
TheMMMAmanda 4 weeks ago
Was he just asking every religion god to help him
rainbowrok 1 month ago
what the fuck would've happened if he managed to drink that shit he picked
adrian5b 1 month ago
@adrian5b a world of hurt ha ha ha
imsmudgefree 1 month ago
the audio doesnt match up with the video...it was funnier with the the added sound effects.
Darnelle29 2 months ago
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his brain is dead
kingdul5 2 months ago
I've been that drunk. At my grandpas wake. I fell into his casket.
MissPinkBunneh 2 months ago
@MissPinkBunneh well ur a peice of shit for that one go to rehab bud u cant be getting plasterd at anyones funeral especially ur grandpas.
stacks6969allday 1 month ago
funny
laugh everytime i watch this
busiman100 2 months ago
You think this guys drunk look at "RhodesMares" channel, students really are the biggest fails~!
SlothmanSid 2 months ago
His name is Josh and him and I were roommates for about a year. Really cool Guy smart, and a hell of an artist. Drawing Very realistic pics. He Got a really fucked up break in life.
Anyway He is also on I would guess at least 24 Dramamine. That was his thing Beer and motion sickness pills.
Did it with him a few times, it really messes you up. But if had the money he would be like that everyday. I do feel bad for him.
And I wish I knew where he was. Because above all else he was a good friend.
zenguyh 2 months ago
those are some heavy shoes
mrdavide36 2 months ago
this guy should have prayed for higher tollerance for alcohol.
candygir7 2 months ago
he possessed
wizardgamer83 2 months ago
Yeah but its still funny as hell
johnson11b 3 months ago
Lame
katdady27 3 months ago
They wasn't kidding when they said drunkest guy ever
katdady27 3 months ago
Yeah............. that is the fakest audio.
HydroHunee 3 months ago
this is why people shouldnt do drunk driving. and this guy is out of his mind very drunk guy.
NYMidhudsonTSA 3 months ago
hahaha so ridiculous
cydneylovee 3 months ago
@IIHearMyVoice
People like you are why people can't have fun getting drunk. Because people like you think you should get arrested for being a minor inconvenience.
I already wish I could fight you tanked out of my skull.
Dshnizal15 3 months ago
I know the audio is fake but it actually made this even better.Oh Nooo,I've s-my pants! Keeps crying out got God and Mary to help him<Classic:D Hey buddy,your the one who got the bright idea to drink your self blind drunk then stagger into the store for MORE beer! Don't expect Jesus to pull ya out that deal now.
USAdude30 3 months ago
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This is at the gas station in Ormond by the sea, Florida. I live in the area and know someone who has actually met this guy. HE IS NOT DRUNK OR ON DRUGS HE is HAVING A SEIZURE FROM ALCOHOL WITHDRAWAL. I'm 100% serious.
dvasseur4 3 months ago
He needs to be arrested for Public Intoxication.
iiHearMyVoice 3 months ago
@iiHearMyVoice no shit
DanBonRP 3 months ago
i feel embarrassed for the poster who though it was worth while to go through the trouble of adding the audio.
Igotnogod 4 months ago 26
video win. audio fail.
Igotnogod 4 months ago
holy shit this reminds of someone
Bree10f 4 months ago
i doubt that only drank is involved cuz it's a bit too much . If it is, this guy is really a poor sucker
HeltahSkeltah85 4 months ago
its fake
griccini 4 months ago
great vid...stupid bullshit audio..dont quit ya day jobs
darky926 4 months ago
It's like there are ghosts kicking his ass
flair541 4 months ago 2
this audio is so fake
jknight2424 4 months ago 42
@jknight2424 word.
Seth6581 2 months ago in playlist More videos from murfmeef
@jknight2424 of course
RuckDemUp 2 months ago
I wonder how was he walking to the store lol
oNeKiNgInYoU 5 months ago
He's like a zombie after booze instead of brain. lol
MISANTHROPY647 5 months ago
'''I shit my pants'' ''Help me Jesus'' The guy has taken, Ketamine or PCP, or something like that.
Pumatheman 5 months ago
thats not alcohol
MrVizslaowner 5 months ago
Thats me 35 years ago on PCP.
RoadCaptainEntertain 5 months ago
Most definitely not the real audio..
Rubos1Million 5 months ago 3
i want the full video plz!
TobyKeithsWife 5 months ago
Man with metal shirt enters shop with floor magnets!
burtingtune 5 months ago 2
@burtingtune lol brilliant
renegadexl 5 months ago
Is this a new zombie movie?
burtingtune 5 months ago
lmfao haha!
ohhlissethh 5 months ago
It's not even the full video.
NineTailsDemonFox 6 months ago
hes not drunk he snorted sum ketamine
jpmuthafuka 6 months ago
So funny he he
ilovebagpuss2008 6 months ago
lmao thumbs up if you thimk he cant get up because of all his poop in his pants lmao
mrshuffler20 6 months ago
This video was hard to masterbate to!
TheHawkisGrey 6 months ago 2
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walkyertalk 6 months ago
hmmmmm.... i wonder how he felt the next day xD
haangooveeerr xD
MsAWESOMECHICK1995 6 months ago
i wonder if they would of sold it to him hahaha
clutch10001 6 months ago
hahaha who cares if the audio is fake, its fucking hillarious!!
nelled09 6 months ago
@kaleb33309
But wats the point if he keeps saying God damn it. Plus the audio is fake...
6imthatdude 6 months ago
audio fake
MultiPuff420 6 months ago
audio is fake
vez1985 6 months ago
The Lord is trying to help you by keeping you from getting more alcohol to the cashier!
Foodieholic 6 months ago
assuming control...
TrollGamer12 6 months ago
"shit my pants" ... "help me jesus"
southamericanrocker 6 months ago
pretty sure hes on drugs too
aaronschainm 6 months ago
Its like a cut scene from dawn of the dead.
jRxiHoop 6 months ago
he REALLY needed Jesus so so so badly
abigailsID 6 months ago
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I want to get on HIS LEVEL.
ForeverTrollin 6 months ago
atleast he asking for help from jesus our lord and savoiur and god our father
kaleb33309 6 months ago
"Help me Jesus" LMFAO
thejimmylanz 6 months ago
And pot is illegal
fattymcfatfatism 6 months ago 2
hes asking God for help!!! and Jesus... thats a cry for help from his soul dude
TheParamountPrincess 6 months ago
I Think this is a little more than just Drunk. This guy's in a parallel universe
TJofDaWestunes 7 months ago
It really isn't the real audio
IndigoCat17 7 months ago
10:48 am orp m?:DXD
valer1995 7 months ago
oh HA HA! you totally overdubbed it wow... way to go your now hero of the internet .. dick
TheJoseHorse 7 months ago
you guys are idiots he isn't drunk he has an inner ear imbalance.... you fucking idiots
TheJoseHorse 7 months ago
GTA IV
KaDeR23100 7 months ago
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mitsuaha1 7 months ago
OHH i shit my pants
tavgod123 7 months ago
BAHAHAHAHAH
coupycoupes13 7 months ago
fail at fakeing audo
lilbribriboy 7 months ago
oooooooh virgin mary!
lol
tf2Jironimo 7 months ago
fake.
mesiahthegreat07 7 months ago
Fake audio
pdbland1 7 months ago
I JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS
BryanJames772 7 months ago
fake audio. Go find the original vid, with no sound or just some music playing just for kicks. Way more entertaining than this lame audio crap.
velanapontinha 7 months ago
476 people get this drunk
Ellidyre 7 months ago
the audio is fake and lame,funny video though
js1112111 7 months ago 2
Sharab ka apna koi sareeh rang nahi, Sharab Tajzia-o-Ehtsaab karti hai..
Jo Ahl-e-Dil hain barhati hai abroo unki, Jo be shaoor hain, unko kharab krti hai..
ziamalik60 7 months ago
thats gonna be one hell of a hangover.....
TehManBEarPiG 7 months ago
0:54 : GTA IV in a nutshell.
L30n974 7 months ago
"HELP ME JESUS" HAHAHA
matttatum4 7 months ago
not real so screw you!
lol sorry to burst your bubble but walking around in a store saying "I'm ok I'm ok"
just dosnt sound like something you would say drunk!
i do belive in the footage tho.
I feel so sorry for that poor guy! But that dosnt stop me from laughing hysterically
when he falls down! XD
THExWEIRDxGIRL 7 months ago
1,213 people like cctv!
chain0fflowers 8 months ago
Lol he saying and I qoute " oh Jesus Christ some one help ke up oh god virgin Mary ahh I fell on my ass oh dammit I need my beer oh Jesus"
xpsrofl 8 months ago
this is fake
thegreen895 8 months ago
its light outside....theres a guy wearing sunglasses....the fuck...
ellestuartm92 8 months ago
LOL WHEN HE FELL HE SAYD OH DAMN IT
DeanOddsword 8 months ago
@MatthewSherlock249 you sir, have won +3 internets
Tataru5117 8 months ago
i think that audio is fake,,,hmmmmmm
ziggythomson 8 months ago 2
like a zombie!! :D
ChrisSkiing 8 months ago
BAhahahahahahahahahahaha
coupycoupes13 8 months ago
"I've shit in ma pants! SHIT! HELP ME JESUS!"
PaocgWeasley 8 months ago 32
that guy isnt drunk he probably sniffed a line of ketamine
jpmuthafuka 8 months ago
grawitacji nawet po pijaku sie nie da pokonac
kamoo11 8 months ago
damn he looks like he's barely holding onto gravity....i've never been that wasted where i looked like the walking dead!
goddessnoire 8 months ago
It seems that you never had been in lithuania if you say its the drunkest guy ever :D
chaoticaslt 8 months ago
how the hell did he manage to get in that shop?
TheCherry1994 8 months ago
he's like a roach on it's back
5t00g 8 months ago
@5t00g LMAO!!!
REDRUMK1LLA 8 months ago
this is like SO HILARIOUS
Koalakunkku 9 months ago
How can anyone be that drunk? He lost motor control ffs! Funny how he asks Jesus to get him up.
AbstractReaIity 9 months ago
hes not drunk, hes on ketamin orwateva it is
goshootyaself5 9 months ago
i shit my pants
bottle2lip 9 months ago
"help, i've fallen and i can't get up!"
KYLOKOVSKI 9 months ago
1:00, someone shot him with a blowdart LMAO
stlcaesar 9 months ago
@stlcaesar no they DIDNT! GOD!
bonk11000 9 months ago
pretty soon some hip hop artist will make a dance move out of his walk
cricket12ish 9 months ago
He looks like a zombie. Hahahaha
DeeEyyCee 9 months ago
wow! get this guy to a hospital.
warcled 9 months ago
Yeah dude driiink some more! Go a head!
awsomenessp0dag33z 9 months ago
ahahahahaha
TheKrazyOne57 9 months ago
:D He's like a retarted turtle on it's back.
XxEzikeialxX 9 months ago
I hope he drove there cause he is WAY to drunk to walk.
6ft3FreekinNewGuy 9 months ago 150
@6ft3FreekinNewGuy lmao @ your response.
ValeriesGal 8 months ago
@6ft3FreekinNewGuy lol
zerosix1786 7 months ago
@6ft3FreekinNewGuy
He probably have GPS?
mugge321 7 months ago
@6ft3FreekinNewGuy hes to drunk to drive also lol
Aceman7614025 7 months ago
@6ft3FreekinNewGuy But he would kill many people if he drove o3o
Violet8169 6 months ago
earthquake!! xD
NerdDog16 9 months ago
duuuude that sucks to be him
rachelyofosho 9 months ago
how hasnt this gotten a web redemption
covington55 9 months ago 3
GET UP ALREADY!
raquellybelly91 9 months ago
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rskaraba 9 months ago
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clearly the guy has had WAY TOO MUCH to drink. i would have been on the phone with the cops and had them deal with him. all the police would have done was lock him in the drunk tank til he sobered up and then probably fined his ass for public drunkenness or something. no way in hell would i feel right about letting this man go out the door and endanger other peoples lives.
rskaraba 9 months ago
so annoying.....just freakin stand up
succ33d72 10 months ago
Thumbs up! if he Looks like a new character on the WALKING DEAD.
capebolinaodotcom 10 months ago
lol. OK attempt at putting audio to this.
descrasnezul 10 months ago
1911 works perfectly for this video
Zizzister 10 months ago
still cracks me up
7474Craig 10 months ago
i shit my pants i shit my pants..lololol..durrr
DrCaveSquirrel 10 months ago
LMAAAAOOOOO A MUST SEE FOR ALL WHO DRINK!!
Czar718 10 months ago
I saw a guy like this in a mini mart in Boston. People came to his rescue. I held his hand, they put a blanket over him and the ambulance came and took him away. These bubbas just stand there like retards not knowing what to do. What a proud moment this must be for them. Eeeech.
ivy1584 10 months ago
i think this part of shop was really up
monlifes 10 months ago
its soo funny when at the beginning he swings on the door.... oooooo fun
marussiab2 10 months ago
Reminds me of Randy Marsh ((From Southpark))
916kyle 10 months ago
he's got the crazyest feet ever
frannyandzander 10 months ago
he pat his shants
yodasodaskoda 10 months ago
Wtf he's ? ahahaqhahhahahahahahaahahhahahahahhahahhaaaaaaaa
thibaultgenevieve 10 months ago
to bad all the audio was dubbed and not real
cocx88 10 months ago
its funny cause he shat his pants
xDarkAngelFallingx 10 months ago
451 people cant get off the floor.
doodle878 10 months ago
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gravity is a bitch aint it
The21Marine 10 months ago
it started off funny, and than it just got sad :(
biggunz63088 10 months ago
0:54 life has a crappy phisics engine.
*video game refference
Tataru5117 10 months ago 27
@Tataru5117 duh...
murfmeef 10 months ago
@murfmeef hey you never know. there are some stupid people out there
Tataru5117 10 months ago
@Tataru5117 lol gta 4
Univer3eTwist3ers 8 months ago
drunkest guy?? ever been to Poland? ;]
szczebon 10 months ago
1:11 " i shit in my bed" ?
archdevil1216 10 months ago
LMAO!
AuroraHopeLuthy 10 months ago
@magabreeze your and idiot
HermanosDelTiempo 10 months ago
i wanna know how he got to the store
crunkaholic81 10 months ago
help you jesus his the one keeping you ass on the floor so you dont do any more damage to your self,stupid.
megabreeeze 10 months ago
1:31 - 1:39
is he choking? o.o
Violet8169 10 months ago
lol "help me Jesus"
wbstevee 10 months ago
The power of gravitational pull compells you!!!!!!.....
pdarksage 10 months ago
is that charlie sheen ? lmao
uptown89finest 10 months ago
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MsChickenlover14 11 months ago
troller!!!
BakersfieldRap 11 months ago
"Oh Jesus Christ help me!!! Oh lord.. Help me" lmao..
morphine30roxy 11 months ago
Is it only I how feels sorry for this gay :(
berkin150 11 months ago
I love when he opens the freezer door. It like beats him and takes him for a ride. LOL
laudiumWP 11 months ago
this would a good zombie beer comercial lol
cjmix25 11 months ago
Faker! You just made my blacklist....
Raab3rt 11 months ago
man he was not mastering walkin, but he was doin it , what really brought him down was greed , six more beers or wateva the pack contained , the weight of the thing actually made him crash
Alexei69 11 months ago
it's fakeeeeeeeeeee
lokojoho2 11 months ago
ww
LDaJP 11 months ago
thats not only booze its also special K trust me ive been there not that bad but ive been there, hes probably drunk too but he defenitly did special K
christian420mafu 1 year ago
I lmfao when he said "I fucking craped my pants. Oh god why shit!!!" XD
TheOneAndOnlyMrJLB 1 year ago
thats what you get for drinking
skaterraiter 1 year ago
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its so pathetic :P
Funkyboy1413 1 year ago
Most hilarious drunk ever
webandit1 1 year ago
I think the man is acting as well. It looks so fake. I don't care about the audio, I mean the video. Doesn't act how real drunk is.
lcvd1 1 year ago