I'm at the part where you have to get into the elevator and I'm thoroughly convinced that this is a game made from hell. It just fucking pisses me off lol.
I turned my flashlight off once and she pulled a bad prank on me...
She made a zombie sound (and she's good at it)
It was funny though because I turned on my flashlight and she started laughing, but when I turned it off again to recharge, there was a REAL zombie standing right beside me!
I thought it was Alyx untill I started taking damage.
I can't see it very well but you can never really see these kinds of videos y'know so w/e...Any ways, that was funny, it sounded like you where fighting retards(pretty much were haha!!!)
You rule! I touch i never could pkay or see HL2 or the other HL2 games! My Pc is so cracked up that when i are about to play Half-life 2 IT CRASH! Heard or Garry'smod? I play Halflife via Garry's mod.
haha i played half life 1 and 2 didnt beat 1 i got stuck on this one part where ur in this complete empty like tunnel with a hole at the top with no way to get there or atleast i couldnt but i had the alien cheat in soo idk that may have affected it somehow.
i thought the joke was pretty good. Well not the joke itself, but how she said it. She did her best to relieve the tension of a life or death situation. 5/5 for her
i love half life but my stupid computer is beinng weird and it will loop sound sand crash and have some message saying internal drive error directx339b present or something like that but the death match works pretty good still crashes help mabey thanks anyways i love the game
when i played Episode 1 my damned to shelf video wouldnt let the flash light see ANYTHING till its right in yer face *like right there * thats when you see Them
I was thinking of buying this game but i only got 10 dollars right now which is enough to buy it from steam but im just gonna w8 trade some games at gamestop and buy it there
240 we meet again
andivisweb 3 months ago
AAGGGAGHHAHAAA YEA BOI
rufforator100 4 months ago
lol on my language jebo is fuck XD when you fire zombies they speak jebo
kingmajko 7 months ago
lol on my language jebo is fuck XD
kingmajko 7 months ago
@kingmajko Haha.
habboi 7 months ago
@kingmajko e da ga jebes...
W0rm92 6 months ago
haha Zombine get it
mrbigshot90 10 months ago
this level rivaled ravenholm for me. I'm just glad they had the courtesy of keeping alyx next to you...other wise i would be sh&tting my pants
atafies1 10 months ago
Like a ....zombine, get it ehhhhhhh...... (awkward silence)
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well it could be a combie
jstieben97 1 year ago
well it could be a combie
jstieben97 1 year ago
Where the F*(K is my CROWBAR!
NonstopRam 1 year ago
i see youd rather led alex die than to waste ammo haha
iso900a 1 year ago
YEBAAA !!!!! MY ICING !!!
srhenrique04 1 year ago
8 ppl laughed at the ''zombine' joke
XxBulletproofxX1 1 year ago
I'm in this cahpter and i'm in th event part. O_O
theforrestwhaley 1 year ago
6:13 FOR ALLAH!!!!
LittleWaffy 1 year ago
looks like black mesa around 3:20
Calvinkoolz 1 year ago
I'm at the part where you have to get into the elevator and I'm thoroughly convinced that this is a game made from hell. It just fucking pisses me off lol.
gameman64141 1 year ago
lol. i auctually got freaked out when you turned out the flashlight
ardeod 1 year ago
@ardeod read description
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WHAT IF THE HEV SUIT SAY THE FOLLOWING
"Warning - user erection imminent."
"Erection at maximum strength"
"For God's sake don't fart!!"
"administering Viagra"
luckviewer777 1 year ago
thisp art of the game was stressful!
WorldOfSnakes 1 year ago
zombine go kamikaze at 6:17~!!
lezbian90 2 years ago
She's a cut......
rp65video 2 years ago
hey in half life all the world got zombies and headcrabs? or only this city
legosbrs 2 years ago
what was that big ass thing with the grenade?
Reashun14 2 years ago
nevermind by looknig at ur vid i see how to
Reashun14 2 years ago
Lol
@3:00 I could've sworn that battery said Energizer, but when I looked again it said Emergency xD
MikuMikuBeat 2 years ago
nvm it was a flare
MikuMikuBeat 2 years ago
1:12 the zombie said my icing
benjo989 2 years ago
@benjo989 YABBA MY ICING!!!
wownelfcritter2000 2 years ago
lol zombine 5:57
Totalwar09 2 years ago 15
zombine get it haha ............ a just kiddin its wierd how gordon does never say nothing
bigobrother123 2 years ago 4
LOL!! A terrorist zombie!!
sparta1107 2 years ago
My fav.
lol suicidal zombies
U900Real1 2 years ago
thats pretty gay that u dont get a real gun
Lordloss98 2 years ago
6:10 (the retarded zombie says durr)
CpsLock3 2 years ago
FINALLY GUNS!
mikedatike1 2 years ago
i swear i heard one say where my icing
ThepowerofRonin221 2 years ago 2
YABBA- MY ICIIING!!!!
Turboplant 2 years ago
me gusta quisiera comprar el juego
Davidistorcion 2 years ago
lol zombine
anth0nychavez 2 years ago 3
lol
mikedatike1 2 years ago
lol zombine and 2:16
half1life 2 years ago
lol zombine
lightobliven 2 years ago
dont run its just ICING
ST7isamior 2 years ago
ooooh zombine...zombine..... huh....funny.... igues.... zombine
doippa123 2 years ago
6:14 "for great justice! oh crap, glass..."
Wopsedoo 2 years ago
why didnt you get the ammo in 3:47?
za055 2 years ago
Back then I worried spending too much time doing stuff like that would bore people so I panicked.
habboi 2 years ago
i bet this part inspired "left for dead"
jepordy3 2 years ago 3
6:17 zombine:the suicide bomber of the zombies...
Darknesj5 2 years ago 2
kamakazie zombie ^^ yea never give zombies grenades lol
shirosaki97 2 years ago 2
This is my second favorite chapter of this game. My favorite is the hospital chapter, I think the reason for that is that I love killing zombies. :D
19snoogans87 2 years ago 2
YABBA MY ICING
Zobobo12 3 years ago 3
Oh I get it: A zombie + combine = a zombine
HeadcrabDude 3 years ago 3
haha ur funny!
Zobobo12 3 years ago 2
pick up that ICING!
Wopsedoo 2 years ago 2
6:01 bad pun >:(
BowlingAlleyProd 3 years ago
lol zombine i get it
tonyhawk980 3 years ago
ehgh MY ICING!!!!!!! MY ICING!!
isivisi 3 years ago
this is scary part of this game
Shirst0ne 3 years ago
"i'm blind without the flashlight on."
*turns off flashlight*
loved that part
TdubIsNumbahOne 3 years ago 15
I turned my flashlight off once and she pulled a bad prank on me...
She made a zombie sound (and she's good at it)
It was funny though because I turned on my flashlight and she started laughing, but when I turned it off again to recharge, there was a REAL zombie standing right beside me!
I thought it was Alyx untill I started taking damage.
piratelover43 3 years ago 2
yeah right... , the dark chapter
strong1423 3 years ago
why dont the wall turrets work? they just scan randomly and dont shoot
Evilmzz 3 years ago
They do work, just out of ammo. Hence the clicking noise.
habboi 3 years ago
Thanks for posting these. I live in China and I can't play the series.
hoxymoron 3 years ago
That's alright. It's sad that you can't play them...
Sorry about the low quality of the videos, I made these when I first joined YouTube.
habboi 3 years ago
you can't even download them :(? they are for PC too
yeoldeface 3 years ago
@hoxymoron Why not... The dictator or another reason?
MoBroes 1 year ago
@hoxymoron How were you watching this? Maybe it was one of the rare moments Chna lifts its ban on YouTube?
ElPayasoMalo 11 months ago
Very Good...
Half-Life is A Best game..
SlaVeOF3lecTro 3 years ago
i dont think it accured to him that his flashlight pwoer was runnin low.....
Tribesplayer40 3 years ago
No I didn't ;) But they fixed that stupid flashlight in the EP2 engine.
habboi 3 years ago
when your playin this game, and you got yer flashy on, always keep yer eye on the flashlight power or else you'll die in the darkness....
thats for other games too...
Tribesplayer40 3 years ago
Well that's pleastant. x3
myfurryhat 3 years ago
6:14 the zombine said hey guys look what I found wat come back what the BOOOOOOOOOM
ejandrew 3 years ago
NOOOO its a suicide bomber zombine duh
ALLAHALLAH
ShakeTheCage 3 years ago
that is funny, but the "allahallah" was racist
orangepeanut123 3 years ago
air ducts!
a link between FEAR and HL? XD
aptspire 3 years ago
omg a zombine!!!!
smpss 3 years ago
haha the moment a zombie said 'YABBA MY ICING' I was laughing!
CrimeOverCoffee 3 years ago
why do they say it anyway lolololol?
McDarknezz8 3 years ago
Because they feel passionately for their icing? xD
Gotta love those zombies >3
CrimeOverCoffee 3 years ago
YOUR ICING?
MY ICING! GAGFHGGHGHTGERGAG
I dont have your icing.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
So anyways, how are the wife and kids doing?
OH, THEY ARE FINE. THANKS FOR ASKING.
Gammerman12 3 years ago
isnt it "Put it out please" makes more sense..
lolproomg 3 years ago
Cause if you play it backwards you'll know ;) I'm sure you can imagine what a person would say if their brains were being sucked on.
habboi 3 years ago
Dear gods its to damn dark
LinkHimora 3 years ago
what the hell is that ? hmm a combine zombie, thats.. thats like a.. a zombine'' haha xD
5050skater 3 years ago
at 5:02 it looks like a bugger/drone from halo 2/3
badger12boi 3 years ago
is it just me or does alyx seem like...more defenseless in HL2 Ep1 than HL2?
they made her like girly...
1x93cm 3 years ago
haha a zombine
landlord248 3 years ago
ROFL! 3:14 - 3:16 u drop the match on a zombie and it sets him on fire
landlord248 3 years ago
zombies sounds like uhhhhhhh never listen to them closely
aiden6781 3 years ago
You know, I wish the zombies had more models. That or the headcrabs are just really picky, what with going after dudes in white shirts only!
Grayfox354 3 years ago 2
lol
godcody 3 years ago
*sets zombie on fire*
YABBA MY ICING!! xD
Adamc2k6 3 years ago 2
very nice video, can someone tell me the time where the zombies talk?
LegendaryGuitarHero3 3 years ago
they are called combine
pangetboy78 3 years ago
eh check hes aux power..
chaoselite7 3 years ago
Also one famous zombie scream is: YABBA MY ICING!!!
POVELITELY 3 years ago
lol
LegendaryGuitarHero3 3 years ago 2
Also zombie screams russian !!!!!
Zombie said - ёбать..больно..аааааа
What actually means =) - ohh fuck ..i feel pain.waaaaaa xD
Bi3apioH 3 years ago
zombies say :dear god help help!!!!
orr i dont want to die!!!
basicly ther still alive kind of
coldkill537 3 years ago
yer but do you need half life 1 or somthing
baalman9 3 years ago
do you need eny thing to instal half life 2 episode 1
baalman9 3 years ago
the disc or steam...
zenzei12 3 years ago
MY ICING
Even if unitentional, BEST HALF LIFE SPEECH BY ENEMY EVER
Darkokirby 3 years ago
lowlife zombine and a soicide combine hm i cracked up at the zombine parts
coldkill537 3 years ago
congratulations mr. zombine... you've accomplished nuffing
DragoonDivine 3 years ago
LOL ZOMBINE.. the way she told it so funny
SageknightX 3 years ago
I think the first weapon that he finds should be the crowbar so he doesnt waste ammo
sneakychopstick 3 years ago
Alex: i'm blind as a bat without the flash light
Gorden:... -turns off flashlight- lolz XD
smurfman40 3 years ago 3
Nice ass that alyx has :cheeky: :P
exxclusif 3 years ago
omg i hate zombies dieeee!!!!!!!!
polmp789 3 years ago
This is the best part!!!!!!
zsolty66 3 years ago
"i heard omg heeeeeelp i wanna die"
jakeob06 3 years ago 2
the zombie said
"i heard omg heeeeeelp i wanna die"
???
he said i heard?
JamaicanMan18 3 years ago
The zombine is like "Hey guys!Look what i found!" Booooom!
peakza2 3 years ago 4
indeed :P
HEY GUYS, WHAT IS THI... He, hey hey miss!? what is this :O "BOOOOOM"
exxclusif 3 years ago
I lold so hard at the Zombine part
ishouldplayzelda 3 years ago
Alex:It's like a zombine, haha, get it? zombine
Gordan:):< NO
2upclock 3 years ago
i think they say i wanna die
alykaapio100 3 years ago
i hear " my eye, aaargh , i wanna die"
laatuankka 3 years ago
I heard something like, mah big mac is alive, I wanna take a dive. XD
CompleteFaction 3 years ago 3
God damn fuseboxes in mah game D=
QUICKPULLAN 3 years ago
i pity the zombies in hl2 if u hear it properly they say i dont wanna die
ILoveHinata1001 3 years ago
pull the grenade from the zombines hand with the gravity gun and you get an achievement
MaaliPullo 3 years ago
Yeah first time I did that by accident :> But that only works in EP2.
habboi 3 years ago
Wath out, the zombine has a granade XD
sebaps1 3 years ago
Ha ha zombine
FWANBANIDS 3 years ago
Blank, I hate this level so much....almost every second of it scared the **** out of me.
KoronofHearts 3 years ago 2
thx to this video i get thro the zombie parts. btw im 11 ^^
Ninjastk 3 years ago
Me too and i did get thru evry half-life game :)
SebbaVideo 3 years ago
G4U ^^
Ninjastk 3 years ago
@2:34: Eh... it's a door, freeman's got a gravity gun. Why didn't she just ask you to rip it off the hinges?
PyroManSP 3 years ago
I can't see it very well but you can never really see these kinds of videos y'know so w/e...Any ways, that was funny, it sounded like you where fighting retards(pretty much were haha!!!)
supermogo22 4 years ago
You rule! I touch i never could pkay or see HL2 or the other HL2 games! My Pc is so cracked up that when i are about to play Half-life 2 IT CRASH! Heard or Garry'smod? I play Halflife via Garry's mod.
notilhenger 4 years ago
Glad you like. I wanted to upload EP2 but my PC lacks sound sadly. Garry's mod is fun isn't it :)
habboi 4 years ago
haha i played half life 1 and 2 didnt beat 1 i got stuck on this one part where ur in this complete empty like tunnel with a hole at the top with no way to get there or atleast i couldnt but i had the alien cheat in soo idk that may have affected it somehow.
Alesbianscubadiver 4 years ago
hl2 is one of the best games i've ever played
Nigge2810 4 years ago 3
are they zombies or they are just being controlled by those bugs or aliens or watever
avengerizer16 4 years ago
howbout..... both?
They are dead..
the 'headcrab' takes over brainfunction when attached to the head of living body..
Remove the brab however.. and the body will be dead..
SomeGreenThing 4 years ago
Alyx owns!!
fillar7 4 years ago 7
lol she killed it when she said zombine
and restarted it when she said
"Crap! look out! its got a grenade!"
Kongerice 4 years ago 5
i thought the joke was pretty good. Well not the joke itself, but how she said it. She did her best to relieve the tension of a life or death situation. 5/5 for her
Marcelis 4 years ago
THE FUCKING "ZOMBINE" HAD A FUCKING GRENADE
now thats total rofl
thisdayforwards 4 years ago
nothing beats waking up in the morning, turning on hl2 and incinerating zombies. "GAAAAAAAHH!!!". hellyeah
1337DementedOne 4 years ago 2
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very sweet game can anybody get a me a cd key for this game?
dual4aces 4 years ago
why dont u go buy it?
TuesdayNightInBerlin 4 years ago 9
i LOVE the dynamic script at 4:39 - 4:42! its so awsome!
DragoonHorseman 4 years ago
Alyx is cute, honestly. She's a geek with a gun and a corny sense of humor.
jasonrroberts099 4 years ago 3
"Wow, a combine zombie that's like a...ar...a....Zombine, right? Ha,ha, right?" LOL LOL LOL!
And Valve did a great effect with Alex covering her eyes when the flashlight hit her!
And GREAT vids, thanx! :)
jtruls 4 years ago 2
i love half life but my stupid computer is beinng weird and it will loop sound sand crash and have some message saying internal drive error directx339b present or something like that but the death match works pretty good still crashes help mabey thanks anyways i love the game
nulbrew 4 years ago 2
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Habboi please tell me the CD-Key of the half-life 2 episode 1 than I can tell you the episode 2 story ok ?
angsk 4 years ago
QUIT BEGGING FOR THE CD KEY! Just buy the game!
hillyfarmer123 4 years ago
YEH
halo2stephen 4 years ago
YEH
halo2stephen 4 years ago
whoa!! 2:17 gordon turn on the light and blinds alyx,and she covers up her eyes, now thats real character a.i
way to go valve!!
thanks for the awesome uploads!!!!
ledgic1317 4 years ago 3
Why didnt you take the flares with you? Do they run out?
Yuukika 4 years ago
ilike the zombine they blow themselves up
brutewulf 4 years ago
yeah i love it too XD
AlkiFighter 4 years ago
when i played Episode 1 my damned to shelf video wouldnt let the flash light see ANYTHING till its right in yer face *like right there * thats when you see Them
creapsmantic 4 years ago
The zombies in Half life are funny though, but the other scary one are creepy
flyingguy92 4 years ago
i used to like zombies, then they creep me out, so i get startled by them. who here gets freaked out by fast zombies the most? XD lol
DragoonHorseman 4 years ago
More annoying than scary...AHHHHHHH *leaps at you from a mile away*
habboi 4 years ago
dark chapter? I SEA ALMOST ONLY BLACK!
CrazyFmh 4 years ago
Hey Habboi were you a little scared of this lvl i mean it is a little freaky
HalfLife2ZombiesPwn 4 years ago
No :) HL2 just doesn't scare me. Only RE or Silent Hill has ever scared me. Oh and a few HL1 mods like They Hunger...*Shudders* Zombie nurse...
habboi 4 years ago
lol
HalfLife2ZombiesPwn 4 years ago
only seen my friend play re and slent hill those are pretty scary and bioshock just a little
nulbrew 4 years ago 2
does half life 2 episode 1 disc includes deathmatch?
walaoaye 4 years ago
Alyx: hah a zombine get it?
Zombine raises from the dead and eats Alyx: Supid bitch wiht stupid jokes.
Gorden: Thanks man
Zombine: NP
arksolo2 4 years ago 4
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your gay
HalfLife2ZombiesPwn 4 years ago
Lol! "Crap! It's got a Grenade" Then i see Suicide bombing Zombine :D
jacklozi 4 years ago
Wonder if any of their teachers were from iraq?
arksolo2 4 years ago 3
Heh in 00:49 it looked like a stalker was siting down on that pile of concerete, here I thought, ooooohh they still think
Foss34 4 years ago
I was thinking of buying this game but i only got 10 dollars right now which is enough to buy it from steam but im just gonna w8 trade some games at gamestop and buy it there
cacmamc 4 years ago
I think you should wait. Or if you want wait till Orange Box comes out and you can have Ep1, EP2, Portal and TF2 : )
habboi 4 years ago
Zombine?! hahaha Awesome!
solidgamer85 4 years ago
Awesome headshot dude! That Zombies are so stupid! :-)
solidgamer85 4 years ago