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  • I thought this film was campy, but it certainly wasn't a BAD movie. Sometimes I think critics live on a different planet. If people like something, critics don't, but if no one likes something, then critics love it. (Films, music, or TV programmes.)

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  • Ayee cuhh i wulda stole on her... Real talk

  • ......and one more for good luck!

  • I'm surprised ol' Joan didn't ask for Barbara's help in beating Christine......

  • Ka ma ha ma HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  • I think Faye Dunnaway was vilified for this film. she should have won an Oscar. Joan Crawford was a seriously ill woman. What the film showed was the tip of the iceberg. The abuse would have been daily systematic and relentless. The film shows the theatrical moments of abuse but it would have been terrifying being in a house with this poor mad woman. I like the funny comments though. It shows that some people had sane parents and watching it isn't like a home movie.

  • @rhudsonrte66 It's funny, though, that she explicitly left her own daughter out of her will before her death, and every one of Crawford's friends claimed Christina was full of shit.

    I wonder....

  • Fucking hilarious.

  • I don't think she slapped her enough.

  • dis movie cracks me up!

  • Fucking bitch

  • Joan Crawford was abused in her childhood, emotionally and physically. Often slapped in the face by her mother for no apparent reason, Crawford replays the abuse of her childhood onto her own daughter. Pundits today like to say that the "Mommie Dearest" story was all lies, but the stories in the book and movie are too wierd to have been made up by Christina. I believe the stories of the abuse are, sadly, very very true.

  • BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!!!!@

    - SLAP CHOKES TOO DEATH!!!!- BUAHAHAHAHA

  • holy shit if I was related to a daughter of satan like that, I'd kill her - God's honest truth, homies!

  • ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

    

  • She went freakin super sayian at the end.

  • This is so child abuse! You shouldnt slap ur own child just because they said something you didnt like! Im a child myself n how i learn respect was by given respect to me n told the life lesson of treat others the way you want to be treated...n if i acted up i was smacked on the bottom a few times or just ignored

  • I have always believed that discipline, mixed with love, is such a good recipe.

  • Barbara, please!... please, Barbara!!

  • Faye should have won the Oscar !

  • This not child abuse This is parental guidance ! I love it

  • @ceva321 lol awesomeness!!!

  • @ceva321 If you don't smack em they won't learn respect!

  • @Thoughtfulguy68 B.S. - Then guys in prison must have a lot of respect. Not! They(abusers) are human garbage. You have a problem if you respect abusers. That's not respect, that's fear! and it sure isn't love.

  • @tompaulcampbell Oh I was only making a joke! I'm sorry it offended you. I don't condone child abuse in any regard.

  • Oh my god I love this clip!

  • Interesting that she waited until her mother was dead to tell her " story " when she knew mom couldn't respond. If Joan was that abusive, I have to wonder why this ONE daughter who claims she was so abused didn't call the cops? And why didn't the other four kids back up her story ?

  • @mctalks 50 years ago children did not call the police when beaten by parents! There were 3 other children that were adopted. Christopher, closest to Christina in age, backs up her story. Plus, a childhood friend of Christina states that actually worse things went on than was written about in the book. The last two kids "the twins" were more than 10 years younger and were not a witmess to any of the events. Crawford had an abusive childhood herself; abuse often runs in families unfortunately

  • WHA' DD FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE! Wha'did Wha'did Wha'did the five fingers say to the say to the face face face face face face!

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  • Christina was an ungrateful brat.

  • first i was shocked and sad, then i was laughing my head off. then i was wondering how much was real to what actually happened.

  • LMAO!  Brilliant editing job! So funny!

  • Thats gonna be Shiloh in the next couple of years....Angelina Jolie is just like Joan Crawford the modern day Joan Crawford.....

  • That bitch is in hell now! Good riddance to bad rubbish!

  • Half the shit in this movie is fake

  • Bitch Haha

  • Just another day at the Banks household.

  • Enough Slapping Already!!! hahahahaha!!!!

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  • LOL She Took that slap like a champ......

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  • Seriously, is "Mommy Dearest" (book) the truth...or just an exaggeration? How come none of the other kids spoke up about Joan Crawford? Honestly, I don't think I believe it.

  • @madeyes4u Joan Crawford loved her children until she had a meltdown. Christina resented Joan, and she showed it later in life. When Christina wrote the book, many interviews were placed, including the maids and all of those who worked in the house. Many of them witnessed that Joan did love her children, spoiled them, but they could not deny some of the abuse that Christina wrote about.

  • Sounds like a game of tennis

  • This is one of the funniest things I have ever SEEN!!!

  • I'm sure Joan was decent to you if you were decent to her. Christina was a brat.

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  • Why didn't she move after the first one?

  • Never, never, never say you're not a fan of Joan!

  • That oughta teach you to never use wire hangers EVER!!

  • It's all wrong... Nice school dress, sweet white cotton panties. What's wrong with a good old fashioned OTK skirt up panty warming? Can't they ever get it right in Hollywood?

  • My family's like this too.

  • loooooooooooooooooooool

  • BARBARA PLEASE! ...lol

  • Happy mother's day

  • @bootyproducer hahaha...awesome!

  • damn im horny now

  • people critcize faye dunaway's performance in this movie but i love it

  • This is one scene I do not believe. That was a reporter in the room, and no matter how much hiding and hushed up things they did, something like this would have gotten out. I mean come on, she supposedly choked her??? Don't believe it.

  • slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap ..............................­.............CHOKE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. classic

  • Hmm...the clip ends right before she spits out the pea soup.

  • Joan's face is clenched so hard I'm surprsed her eyebrows don't fall off. They're severe

  • LMAO!

  • Christina can take one hell of a beating, can't she?

  • That bitch had it coming, she was using WIRE hangers? oh yeah

  • ummmmmmmm folks? This is what's called a parody. Even Dunaway herself wishes she'd never made that mockery of the truth "Mommie Dearest"/

  • no no thats bitch slapping!

  • a pimp would learn from her. LOL

  • Hormonal much....

    Crazy Bitch.

  • when slapping don't work....go for the psycho bitch chokehold!

  • 13 people use plastic hangers

  • This is a hilarious and brilliant job of remixing that scene. Sooo funny!!

  • my mother is exactly like that. she is worse though, she is Chinese and a tiger mother. with me it wasn't wire hangers, it was what clothes I was allowed to wear. I can't even wear the shoes i want as an adult because I live with her. I even followed Christina Crawford's steps by writing a book about her.

    Its called "Tiger Mother: Son of a Bitch" By Derrick Lin

    Its on sale now at Barnes and Noble as well as Amazon. My life oddly parallels the exact story

  • she went about it all wrong ur suppose start with a belt on the behind first

  • Is this true? We may never know. I think it is fair to say that it could be true in some ways and false in others...perhaps embellished quite a bit for entertainment's sake. But Crawford's best friend, Eve Arden, validated the story, as well as others. There were also plenty calling it a hoax. So I'm led to believe the true events could fall somewhere in between...

    I'm not sure if Christina was disinherited because Joan knew what she was up to, or if this was in response to being disinherited.

  • i remember seeing the movie many years ago ! Sad in a lot of ways ! I felt sorry for the men married to Joan !

  • I will stab the bitch while she sleeps  jboi

  • Memories... Like the corners of my mind... Of the way we were. Looks like my ex. LOL

  • oooooooooooooooooooh shit

  • Hit me Mommy, and again and again, w a wire hanger

  • The first time I saw this I was 6 years old. Little did I realize my life would end up the same with my own mother shortly after.

  • why didn't she move when she was getting slapped in the face???!!

  • it sounds like a tennis game, when she keeps slapping Christina, like she is hitting a tennis ball, ala Serena Williams! LOL! this movie is funny and disturbing all at the same time! OMG! its a riot!

  • I'm thinking... maybe Mrs. Crawford was a bipolar?

  • @SFO2005 Maybe narcissistic psychotic b-tch from h-ll if this is even a little accurate of what happened

  • LoL if my mom did that I would kick every square inch of her ass!

  • "Because I am NOT...ONE OF YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!!"

    *UNIVERSE IMPLODES*

  • I was permanently traumatized by the wire hanger scene. Never used a wire hanger again after that.

  • @CanadaIndieFilm Welcome to the club- and I'm 19. The first time I saw this I was 13 :O it was the first movie i saw on DVD.

  • harder!!

  • If I was Christina, I would beat that bitch so hard.

  • @XxMyJulyxX When you are a child of abuse you feel powerless there is nothing we can do against our mothers. In our eyes we are deserving of such cruelty.

  • @XxMyJulyxX SAME HER I WOULD HAVE PUNISHED HER ASS!

  • @maleficentdiva why joan crawford was an overrated bitch

  • @XxMyJulyxX We all would

  • @XxMyJulyxX if i was Christina i would kill that fucking bitch to hell.

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  • She had five children, only with one she had a problem.

    Go Joan, discipline that little bitch!

  • Talk about a bitch slap or slaps.

  • This was all BS. Given Joan Crawford's extreme discipline and her desire for order and regimentation, I'm sure she was a real task-master to live with.

    But the psychotically sadistic, twisted monster that we see presented here (and in the book this film was based on) are nothing more than a creation from Christina's own mind. Joan Crawford adopted four children, in total. Only two are depicted in the film, and the reason for that is because the other two wouldn't go along with Christina's lies.

  • @MrCwells74 you would be surprised what abuse can do to a mind.

  • @MrCwells74 Nobody wants to admit that they came from an abusive household for a multitude of very good reasons. Many, in fact, would actually lie to hide it.

  • the saddest part about this is people are cheering for joan!

  • Joan Crawford was a fame-hungry, sadistic psycho. That's all.

  • If either of those bitches had grabbed me by my shoulder pads, I'd be pissed off bitch too!!!!!

  • You go Joan, slap that bitch :-)

  • What's sad is that this shit is that it's fucking hilarious and it makes you LIKE Joan Crawford for being a psycho bitch goddess even though in real life she was probably a horrible human being. I guess Christina turned out fine.

  • HULKKKKK SMAAASH.

  • this is SO brilliantly done. i don't feel bad i saying that. it's just an extension of what the film does anyway. its so cleverly put together in that each slap looks like a different slap. made me laugh at the genius comedy of it.

    Faye is....well. I wonder what Bette had to say about this film.

  • Mommie goes off the squash.

  • wth!

  • After about the fifthieth slap I would have either begged for mercy on killed that bitch.

  • Kill the ungrateful little bitch! LOL

  • lol 2:03...The Time Out shit is definatly out the window...Bitch took it to the mat

  • Sorry but that bitch wouldn't of kept slapping me

  • this...is...depressing

  • Omfggg! LMAOO!

  • Put your back into it Joan!!!!

  • because you drunk old bitch, i am n o t one of your fans!!!!!!!

  • Why mess with a classic, leave it alone, it stands on it's own. I love this movie.

  • HAHAHAH!!! Fantastic!!!!!

  • come on put your back into it

  • Dang, that girl can take a slap. Her mother was crazy...seeing this again makes me appreciate my mother more.

  • @teeizhot Furthermore, JOAN CRAWFORD was one psychotic gold digger. 

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  • whats with the back ground sounds? the slapping rudux was good but the background ruin it.

  • lmao...barbara please!...lmao

  • BARBARA PLEEASE!!! 

  • I WOULD KICK THAT OLD BROAD IN THE FUCKING CUNT SO HARD THAT HER EYES WOULD POP OUT WHEN HER CUNT CAVED IN FROM WHEN I PULL MY FOOT OUT OF IT!! I WOULD STOMP THAT BITCH SO HARD SHE WOULD BE PRAYING FOR GOD TO REVEARSE GRAVITY AND TO HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!!

  • HOW FUNNY! =-^..^=

  • dam that lil girl should of slaped that bitch back or something dam thats a bitch ugh

  • Moe, Larry & Curly would've loved this sequence!!! hahaha

  • GO JOAN GO! KILL THAT BITCH !!

  • Well, that was my childhood in a nutshell. I am glad I got to the point where I am able to laugh at it. BUT, living through such hell is not easy. It is sad when Mothers feel so TRAPPED and hopeless. They imagine motherhood to be a piece of cake and that having a kid will make their lives so complete. But, it does not work out that way.

  • What a wild ride that was!

  • Joan Crawford had skizofrania . She suffered until she died. She forced her self to be the perfect person but she was ill the day she died she took her anger out on her children she had four kids . One of them was purchased from the black market christina was adopted from a child adoption agency that delt with stealing kids for high profone actresses and actors . she suffered with a mental illness that is why she was having rages of fits.......

  • Damn, how many white bitches do this??

  • Please Barbara, the loops of the radio host in the background is naff!

  • I've never seen the whole movie, so someone let me know. Is Christina (I think) still supposed to be a child here? Cuz she looks 40.

  • @KateIsMySlaveName she's supposed to be a teenager at this point in the movie.

  • evil mommie

  • The mother of the decade lol...

  • If I was that girl, I would've slapped her back!!!

  • yaaa!!! slaped you!!! heres another one!!! reach around the back of the head slap!!! im goin slap happy!!!!

  • LOL!!!...my sides hurt! That poor girl - no way I could that many bitch slaps.

  • This was brilliantly done. It really looks like all those multiple slaps were blocked and filmed that way originally.

  • My mother slapped me once, I left to live with my daddy.

  • Too bad you couldn't get in trouble with the law for this kind of thing back then.

  • lmao.. yo i was trippin when I first saw this here cuz i was like.."wait a minute. I dont remember her slappin her like 10x's" lmao

  • 5x Daaannng! lol Strange enough, you can really see that side of her personality through her films.

  • Just to think this really happened

  • Mother needs to be killed

  • Because I am not one of you'r FaAaANZ!

    *Slap* *awkward pause*

    *SLAP!*

  • Great remix!

  • My mother slapped my sister once for something incredibly trivial. That was the day my mom found out that my sister can slap harder and more accurately.

  • @adventchild1987 fucking awesome lmao©

  • @adventchild1987

    Good for her.

    Mom my thinks I have forgotten, but she gets older and I just keep my memory fresh.

    I get more creative about payback!

    just wait till bath time!

  • LOL- Good Editing

    She only slaps her once! but that was Funny

  • is this looped or the actual movie?

  • I remember I was little and I hadn't seen the movie yet, but I heard the term "mommie dearest" ... I remember my mother told me to do something and I said to her "Yes Mommie Dearest" ... She got soooooo mad and slapped the shit out of me! AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHY!!!!! LMAO I saw the movie later on as an adult and it finally clicked why she hit me... LoL

  • heck i would have jumped as soon as she had slapped me

  • Look, the stupid bitch hung her clothes up with WIRE hangers. She had a few slaps coming for that.

  • @gnarlene she was a kid! and who do you think provided her with those hangers?? she obviously didn't have enough wooden hangers. and you never hit children.

  • I hope she doesnt turn out like that with her children for no reason in the world.

  • I love the wide open hand to show it was not a punch...but a Bitch slap...Faye looked

    INSANE !!

  • LOVE THE SLAPPING!!!!!

  • I can respond to this clip with the folwoing quotes:

    *After Joan slap Christina*

    Thank you