Cooking with Xion Productions: Lesson 1

[sscc587]

Lol!!! You're so funny.

[jaag0]

lol when you where opening the bread i got really pissed off for no reason and when you finished oppening the bread i went back to normal O_O oh and lol everyone did what you did after you lost in the video game in some point of their life i enjoy it :D

[toonyfatninjas]

you shoulda done these cooking with an expression like mickey mouse or kermit Steve Irwin

[AmethystDeFarge]

Hahahaa.. one side is .. well toasted and the other side.. is well not  toasted....ROTFL thank you for the laugh and .. grins your dog and your dance rocked ! Enjoy! Ame

[hockinm1]

Okay now let's take this bread over to the toaster, follow me! LOL. Classic stuff man. I thought you might be able to spin it out to half an hour. For total satisfaction maybe you could put the microstie in with the main dish half way through, then when it pings they're both ready?

[matter1234]

woo nick

[1brilliantmindwasted]

Awesome...there is no shame in using disposable anything, its so much easier XD... and omg LOLOL...i caracked up when you did that bufumufu thing...ooooooo btw what exactly is bufumufu?

[XionProductions]

check out mdunnet's channel tp understand more about bufumufu.

[zaboman358]

haha this is great make a lesson 2

[EvilStereoProduction]

Awesome video! Are you going to make a Lesson 2?

[XionProductions]

Possibly, I left it open for a sequel...

[EvilStereoProduction]

Can't wait to see it, if you make it.

[ceerocs]

hahaha. oh man. it's always fun to go back and watch this one. I forgot that you gave us all shoutouts in the middle. :D bufumufu!

[gabby1985r]

Aldi's brand!! I know cheap bitch!

[Cristol1016]

You aren't a real man, You don't twist and tuck

[ovenroastedDC]

you're a hottie (;

[spike6849]

Dude that's awesome!

I can't believe how much it resembles a movie I just made the other day (it's on my profile if you want to see it). I had never even seen this one when I made it though.

But I made a hamburger, and yours is much better.

[aroneous]

Julia Child eat your heart out!

[henped]

"soggy bread thing and its just gonna be icky to eat whit" nice comment

[rosebuddy21]

haha watching that actually made me hungry! i loooove spagettios, even if they're the cheap brand. and i always dip bread in it. (not grilled cheese.. actually never tried it. maybe i will) hahaha you're so funny i made a cooking video the other week with my friend only it was goofy. i'm trying to upload it now.

ah i wrote a lot and you don't even know me, sorry!

see ya

laura

[XionProductions]

Write all you want, that's awesome! Send me the video once you get it uploaded.

[rosebuddy21]

i'm not sure how to send it so i made it public... i think the other girl in the video might to kill me for doing it, but oh well. (btw i'm the one on the left for most of the video) haha i don't know how to do accents either so i was just being really weird. i'm usually shy, and you can kind of tell since i didn't know how to improv, haha.

alright, well you can watch it if you want, or don't if you don't want, i'm sure you're a busy guy keeping up with all these comments, ah!

laura

[smartasscub]

Paper plates and plastic cutlery! BAAAAD! You are not environmentally-friendly

[XionProductions]

Nope, I'm sure not.

[CelticWolfForever]

TOASTY NUKE BREAD

[Nogert]

OMFG i just watched the thing the hole thing is so lazy, first of all you use a toaster you use an oven grill omg, then you don't put the spagetti in the microwave you heat it in a pan, OMGOMGOGM lazy us-ians

[XionProductions]

It is the Xion Productions way, you must learn the Xion way. :)

[Nogert]

wtf you americans have weird stuff, yesterday i saw squirty olive oil, and now squirt on butter wtf and slices of chees you should use real cheese lol

[boysnightout417]

loll

[MunchyDirt]

OMFG please cook for me!!!! O_O

[tabguy]

Special guest rachel ray on the next episode! LOL

[NaokiStyle]

LMAO! Microasted... Nice.

[myownweaknesses]

haha. that was a cute video. and so are you :)

[jollyjolly]

dancing was awesome. i hear they're casting for "flashdance 2k7".

[XionProductions]

Awesome, I'm so there!

[nunyaniter]

did you really stick those tissues in your mouth, yes of course you did. now you have a microsted cheese sandwich with a side of boogerissue.

[sweets20b]

I am soooo totally devestated, the vidoe only plays for 2 minutes. what happens? Does our superhero find his cheezy end? or will Xion rise again?

WTF!

[XionProductions]

Try again, not sure why it doesn't work for you. I promise there is a happy ending.

[sweets20b]

YES!!! Xion prevails! Youre videos are awesome. I can't wait for the next episode. :)

[sweets20b]

awwwwwww you have a husky!

[SexyRedDevil]

I was going to say toastowaved toast :D

But shit man, I'd totally try that if I could. I got my wisdom teeth removed and I can't eat solid food for another week.

[nobeerforyou]

Who is that poor girl you kissed? I know a good therapist...

...only joking, you rock! Awesome video by the way, can't wait for the next one. One request - MORE DANCING!!!!

[XionProductions]

The dancing is coming, it is coming soon. You never know when but it is coming....ominous isn't it?

[ecstatica23]

hey you never told us where to put the spoon... what if I don't want to leave it in my mouth? how do I handle this the Xion productions way?

[XionProductions]

I always put it in my mouth but I suppose if it must go somewhere else....hmmmm...what would I do? I guess I would access the other 90% of my brain thus giving me telekinesis, which I would then use to make the spoon orbit my body until I needed it.  Yes, that would be the other Xion Productions way.

[ecstatica23]

LOL... you're the best.

ok I'll give that a shot, otherwise it looks like I have no choice but to leave it in my mouth. :P

[nunyaniter]

heres an idea, put the spoon in the empty can and set it on the counter

[ecstatica23]

wow you're genius... why didn't I think of that??? but would that be the Xion Production way?? I don't know about that.

[nunyaniter]

okay then put the spoon in the can and balance the can on your chin as you are dancing and chewing on tissues, and promoting bufumu or whatever, plus using your mind powers to flip in the spoon around in the can.

[celestialsam]

You are the most amazing speaker. Even something as simple as making a grilled cheese sounds exciting when you explain it! Heh heh!

God bless

Sam

[XionProductions]

Thanks! I appreaciate that comment greatly, makes me feel like what I'm doing here is worthwhile. Thanks alot and God bless you too!!

[celestialsam]

You're ever-so-welcome! Keep 'em comin'! Ha ha ha!

[CrUz92734589]

yeah. that´s right. it´s very easy but he speaks so that we think it´s the hardest meal to cook!

[celestialsam]

I love it!:)

[XionProductions]

Dang I lost my honors. Post more comments and rate my video!!! I need honors!!!

BUFUMUFU!!!

[meowmeowmeagan]

Don't worry! I am sure it is going up again soon ;)

[johnnyjohnson]

Got five stars from me, my friend! :)

[bufumufu]

you called it creepy first hahaha

BUFUMUFU!!!

[XionProductions]

Well it is, hahahaha!! Just wasn't sure if it was an offensive creepy moment to my bufumufu bros from around the globe. I'm glad though, that you thought it was just the right amount of creepy. hehehe

BufumufuUS!!!

[Snoopiebear]

You made us hungry.

[emery2]

You need to make more cooking videos!

[PinkAnthem]

Okay just tryed you Microsted Cheese Sandwich.. It's kind plain,I think it just needs the butter taste so next time I'm gonna try buttering both sides of the sandwich after you microwave it. I did sub for Batman Spaghetti O's, I'm not a meatball kind of person... I'll let you know how the altered sandwich comes out

[dogpoor]

Ok!

Several things twisted my mind matter on this...

1. We have the same microwave - :-O

2. We have the same suround sound speakers :-O

3. We both like cheese

4. You have flowers on your paper plates :-O dead giveaway

5. You lack serious imagination - Use sharp cheese and them pour the Canned goodies over the sandwhich and eat with a fork. Spinkle with garlic and pepper. Try it, if you think I'm kidding. I haven't tried it, but I own the art of junk food preparation.

GL and thanks!

[XionProductions]

1. Awesome!!!

2. Radical!!!

3. Gnarly!!!

4. Bodacious!!!

5. I totally tried that before I made this video but it just didn't look good with the lighting and all. So I went with microsted cheese sandwich instead. :P

Glad you liked it!

[Misspoison76]

Okay this is my first time posting but I've watched all your videos!

When I was little I would take two pieces of bread toast them and put a peice of (real) cheddar cheese in between them once they are toasted....then put them in the microwave for :25 seconds....viola...TOASTED CHEESE SANDWICHES!!

[AkewsticRockR]

You were playing Tenchu. I'm a nerd.

[AkewsticRockR]

Aw crap. I'm NOT a nerd.

[AkewsticRockR]

I'm just dumb. Anyway...yeah, I definitely got up and went and microwaved some spaghetti0s after seeing this vid. In fact, I think I want to finish the can right now...

[XionProductions]

Don't worry about the video game thing, we all make mistakes.  Don't beat yourself up to hard over it. Well, just a little maybe. No worries mate, the credits did scroll by kinda fast. Glad I inspired you to eat.

[filthfanbitch]

ok this is my first comment on one of your vids, and i have to say i have such a flippin crush on you. i dont understand how you dont have a girlfriend. cant wait for your dance vid, keep makin my laugh bro.

[raivin]

Well that was amazingly interesting!

[magnetmike]

just stopped by to watch the shamless plug...love the "mine names nick also, except hes a pyscho...a little bit"...hahaha the delivery is comic genius! I am dying to make a new video!!! I have no footage though...this is the time I normaly make a 'Just plain random' video but I have nothing!!!

[ceerocs]

me too...about the shameless plug on nick I mean.

[XionProductions]

I gave you an idea on your profile comments check it out, it was a couple days ago. You must make something, I am waiting for it!

bufumufuUS!!

[magnetmike]

hahaha yeah, I saw that. Graham really wants to do it but Im a bit apprehensive. Actually...maybe, I might try it on saturday. Damn real life and jobs, responsibility and stuff! I wanna make videos! Its such a great excuse to hang out, do nothing but still feel productive!

[XionProductions]

Aaaahh don't be scared, I'll back you up. Luckily I'm not that into sports myself and to be honest I would probably rather play soccer/football before I'd play american football anyway. If anyone gives you gruff just tell them I gave you the idea and I'm american. Just make it funny! Bufumufu funny!

[JohnRambo]

Ohh man. As soon as I get off Im making myself a microasted cheese sandwich! Great video by the way. I was cracking up seeing you crying to a sad movie and you dancing to "Shes A Maniac". Thanks alot and great job. :D

[Tiagolourenco]

i just made a microsted sandwich =) im not even jk lol

[smosh1000]

omg this is entertainment at its best.. and i learned something

[XionProductions]

Yeah, I'm totally into educational films now, haha!

[Tychicus1769]

I would prefer to see you eat more store brand low sodium soups augmented with some Ramadan noodles. Combined with a microtoasted cheese sandwich - you have an inexpensive meal with plenty of vitamins. P.S. I lived on white box mac and cheese (4 for $1) with discounted ground beef for a LONG time. YUM.

[ceerocs]

i just watched your video more times than necessary. why is noone watching this?? it's pure genius!!! nice credits song.

REPRESENTIN BUFUMUFUUS!!!

[XionProductions]

You rock ceerocs!!!

[wealsy]

I'm glad I watched this, you rock mate. ...spray on butter though -WTF!

[JunkyFX]

LoL.. I enjoyed this video ;D But isn't using that spray butter and the toaster kinda dangerous? o.O I started to watch yer videos the other day from somewhere, but they have been great!

[dunlapgal]

I just watched again-this time with my daughter. It is hard for her to admitt anything I think is cool is actually cool but I caught her smirk especially when you did the crazy eye thing. I totally understand the Xion Production way. I'm betting you don't have a dishwasher which is why you invest in paper plates and plastic utensils. Been there-done that!

[XionProductions]

Nah I have one, just never used it. I'm all about disposable.

[mysticlloyd]

Why no cheese on the spegheti and meatballs, cheese is good and yummy and how did u make that banana

[ignorance0]

I don't want to be a dick or anything but it seems to me that using paper dishes and plastic ustensils everyday is pretty wasteful. You should maybe think about investing in reusable dishes. I enjoyed the video though.

[BigFaker]

That was really amusing I thought.

[FatalNoogie]

Even though that meal looks like the most disgusting thing I've seen since the video "Oh Hungry? Oh Man!" by thewinekone, you still get 5 stars for EATING A TISSUE durring the allegedly sad movie =D

[mdunnet]

yeah...that was creepy...i hope my friend never sees this hahhaha

[XionProductions]

Yeah, after I posted it. I was like, hmmmm, what if mdunnet thinks this is really in poor taste. Hopefully I didn't offend you, if I did I guess I can edit that part out and repost it. I just did it for the sake of comedy.

[magnetmike]

Leave it in!! I think its hilarious. Its a compliment not an insult.

[mdunnet]

bro-ha!

[XionProductions]

Hahaha, I just left you a message on your profile about not commenting yet. You must've just been commenting as I wrote that. Boy is my face red. I'm just tickled pink over this.

[ceerocs]

ugh. spray on butter. what a disgrace. I love butter. probably more than anyone you will ever know.

[XionProductions]

Haha, spray on butter is the Xion Productions way, if you want to truly follow the path you must use spray butter. But I am curious to know how much you really DO like butter...hmmmm....

[ceerocs]

I like to nibble on pieces of butter. I spread butter over everything. I go to red lobster and after I'm done with the lobster I start dipping my mashed potatoes in the melted butter...let it sit there for a bit then eat it. yes. I love butter.

[magnetmike]

nibble on butter!? thats nasty. I like butter but its has a horrible consistency to it. Still, spray butter is the most horrible thing Ive ever seen..what next, cheese in a can!...whats that...there is?...oh..ummm never mind

[ceerocs]

i like cheese in a can. yuuuummmm

[XionProductions]

Cheese in a can is yummy....ceerocs, you like butter too much, we need an intervention.

[ceerocs]

I know. I like butter too much. everyone tells me so. 

I'm so fat. gosh!

[tak178]

You are ODD my friend, but very cool. ^_^

[ceerocs]

I'm making a video on my famous microsted cheese sandwiches. can I call you back??

[XionProductions]

ceerocs, I was wondering when you'd comment on here. I'm waiting for the call back, hehe.

bufumufuUS!

[ceerocs]

haha. the reason for that was that I was thankfully not anywhere near my computer almost this entire weekend. yes! I still have a life!!! hahahahahha

I have way too many reactions on this video. might need to do a video response.

[XionProductions]

I think you just subtley called me a loser, yes I believe you did. I've got friends too, I went to two movies this weekend and I went grocery shopping, so take that!! Oh yeah, and church!! Baamm, can you deal with that??!?

I'm sorry, I got carried away. Next time you go out you should drive over to Minnesota quick so we can hang out and make a cool video together.

[ceerocs]

hahaha.

btw, was one of those movies JACKASS2 by any chance????

[XionProductions]

No, dangit. I was totally going to go to that, I even have a free ticket, but I just didn't get to three movies. I saw Fearless and a special sneak preview of School for Scoundrels. Jackass 2 will have to be sometime this week, maybe tomorrow.

[ceerocs]

is school for scoundrels worth watching in theaters?

[XionProductions]

It's ok, but most of the funny parts are in the trailer for the movie. It was still pretty good.

[XionProductions]

Almost have 100 views, need more 5 star ratings, and let's try to get to 10 favorites people! I'm aiming high, hehe.

BUFUMUFU!!

[XionProductions]

I just watched this video, it was...dare I say brilliant!!!

[sweetypepe22]

place in toaster!

[emery2]

Lol!! You ate the kleenex while watching your sad movie. I love you're videos!!

God Bless

[thesekids]

spraay butr? wtf

[jenster09]

That rocked. But I must say, I've been making microsted cheese sammiches since the dawn of time! But I was not as smart as you to copyright it.

[XionProductions]

Yeah, well you snooze you lose. hahaha!!

[magnetmike]

oh...and...five stars!!

[magnetmike]

hahaha spray on butter!! OMG WTF!!

I love the bufumufuUK exposure...you're a winner in my books!! that WAS a creepy internet kiss and I LOVED IT! I wish I could say I wasnt tempted to do the same thing. hahaha

bufumufuUK!!

[XionProductions]

Gotta represent bufumufuUK, you are family now. And about the whole kissing the girl in the video thing, I just did what everyone else wanted to do, only difference is I actually filmed it....wait....that's a bad thing.

BufumufuUS!!

[XtremeMat]

Oh my dayz Nick, I'm starting to become a fan, an inspired fan though. You'd see me do some proper stuff up there soon bro.

But I almost died when you had 1:30secs to kill

[dunlapgal]

My son and I had a great time watching this! You are so hilarious. The tissue thing was gross though. I gotta say your kitchen is majorly clean. Thanks for the laughs. Keep it up, dude.

[XionProductions]

Clean on camera at least, hahaha!!!

[poondoggies]

Yet another XionProdutions video that tickles my fancy, Nick you are too cute and totally awesome, keep up the great videos! Now if you don't mind, I'm going to attempt to make a microasted sandwich mmmmmm

[JEFFYjackass]

that is really great maybe ill do that funny stuff man take care

[MattHawes]

Your doggie looked like he thought you were going to get him some dinner in the beginning. -- Matt

[puissse]

MMMM M....SOUNDS DELICIOUS!!

[arae8419]

1st!

[arae8419]

i prefer chicken noodle soup with my grilled cheese...in fact i think i'm gonna go make some soup and a grilled cheese right now.