More Funny Unexpected Video Game Quotes

[angelusquade0]

nowt like starting a video game with Devil may cry

[AK107DX]

I came cause I saw Resident Evil in the thumbnail. I love that game.

[UWLurker]

smal boobies ?? lol :D

[rj727]

all these games suck

[xMcWigglesx]

Wtf....Waste of time

[julietneko]

bigger boobies needs to trade with ashley for Balistics!

[ClefairyRox]

4 million hours??? I calculated that, and that's over 450 YEARS of gameplay! Yoiks, it musta been a damn good game if you devoted nearly half a millenium to it...

[Ryuk551]

Ha! Check it out! It's got wings! Dante is always funny lol

[GURGLEGUY12345]

I must've said "what the hell?" at least six times during that Soul Nomad thing.

[poppytewix]

VIC!!!

[mjnecho]

I wish all my kids wanted their mother to have bigger boobs..

[StationeryVillage]

"Oh hi. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." - Portal 2

Best. Line. Ever

[inferno232]

NOW WHERE'S MY HORNY WOMAN AT?!

[Tony815J]

Bigger boobies =D

[DoctorChuck]

Ugh what the hell. I'm glad I never tried to pick up Disgaea 3. I would never be able to stand Mao's voice.

[lolwtfmanrofl]

lol, i loved god hand... and resident evil 4, although, how could you not

[hobocop100]

how do you make it? wat program

[hobocop100]

wat do you use for your intro?

[ZeroTails666]

I really wanna play god hand now lol

[zombiefly1]

small world eh? lmfao rofl lololololo

[blacklotus714]

VIIIIIIICCCCCC <3 *dies*

[phala1234]

@mrperfect100 Maybe because those games you mentioned sucks lately??

[mrperfect100]

@phala1234 Are you kidding me? "...sucks lately??" ???? None of those game franchises that I mentioned have ever sucked. CoD Black Ops could be my least favorite out of the CoD games, but there's a lot of people who still play it. I'd put some Elder Scroll games in there as well, probably the funiest one liners in the gaming business.

[M1k5el]

When I hear what that Mao kid is getting revenge over... I'm just like, Kid get some real problems

[cocoaman44]

Almost as bad as Rebecca black's Friday

[1haley12]

Is it me or does Mao sound like Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist? :I Just saying.

[chief5663]

@1haley12 Yeah, I thought that to. I think he has the same voice actor. I'm gunna look it up.

[1haley12]

@chief5663 Well it sound more like Tamaki from Ouran Highschool and they have the same voice actor [Ed and Tamaki]

[hinaruto14]

@1haley12 it is. Thats Vic Mignogna

[DoomyDeathBunnies]

@1haley12 It's not just you. Vic Mignogna is the English voice of both Edward Elric, and Mao. :]

[TheStickFigureMaster]

@1haley12 They're both Vic Mignogna, yeah.

[MissMeggieJ]

@1haley12 That's because it's the same voice actor:) VIC MIGNOGNA ROCKS!

[shashoni109]

4:00 LOLWTF?

[SeymoreSparda]

owkay,for those who didn't get what that bit from DMC4..here's a clue:

The statue thing was supposedly made in Dante's father's,Sparda, image..& he did not have wings when he was still alive..in his normal form,at least..(which is weird,coz in his higher form,he has a sort of bug wings on his back,but I can't remember seeing him flying,hmm...)so Dante was satirically mocking the ones who erected such an abomination,saying that they're way too fanatical in their way of worshipping his father

[mrperfect100]

Wow, all playstation games. Do you play any games that everyone else in the world plays?? Halo, Mario, Zelda, Call of Duty???? Next time you make a "funny video game quotes" video, actually include games that people can relate too and that are actually funny. I've only played one of these games, that being Resident Evil, and the rest I've never even heard of. Where do you live, Japan??? I've been playing games for a long time and there are a crap load of better games you could of chose from.

[jmspikey]

@mrperfect100 depend on you point of view I hate call of Duty and most war games

[ZenLearning]

@mrperfect100 No need to be douchey, dude.

[PullusPardus]

@mrperfect100 Do you really think those games have funny quirky stuff like this ?

don't we already have about a billion videos about Mario and Zelda jokes?

[VampireBoy0009]

#9 ...O_O

[myyamisamasochist]

I lold at "now wheres my horny woman at?" XD

[Impulze08]

I nostalgia'd immediately..

[vitry218]

"Schwing, Schwing, Schwwwwwwiiing"

Which game is this quote from ?

[MegaManiacZX]

@vitry218 A Wayne's World Video Game?

[Taybrian1]

@vitry218 Shadows of the Damned.

[FrostbittenWolf]

@vitry218

Shadows of the Damned?

[terminx12]

@vitry218 Errr it has that one badass Mexican Dude. Shadows of the Dammned ?

[destinationtruthadic]

i loved luis from resident evil made me sad when he died

[LovelesslordGenesis]

Save data vengeance that what I call gamer rage

[Saiyza]

A whip, his "spear", and a horny woman? What a kinky game. O.o

[blackmidnight96]

@ 7:08 WTF? xDDD

[cubansupreme]

isn't mao's saved data on a memory stick? it's not saved to the psp itself, stupid mao, lol.

[sonfox]

4 million hours?! And I thought I spent most of my time playing games

[GuardianofRoin]

Is it me, or does Mao sound just like Edward Elric from FMA

[DLLHIF]

@GuardianofRoin thatrs Vic Mignogna he is awesome and kinda cute he just rocks and he'll do anything for his fans HE'S SO FUCKING AWESOME sorry lost myself there I JUST LUV HIM SO MUCH HES THE BEST

[torchicguy]

Makes you wonder if the developers of Tales of Legendia knew what the characters were saying.

[CJ1359776]

How do you fix small boobies?

[TheKivel]

@ginnyweasley98 OMFG that was totally Vic Mingogna! O.O

[UthersonL]

DMC4 is full of half-assed one-liners.

[Darthzim950]

... that was weird, even for me.

[ginnyweasley98]

4:39 Oh my god is that Vic Mingogna????

:O

[DLLHIF]

@ginnyweasley98 I FUCKING LUV VIC HES SO AWESOME

[TheGreenfire23]

all of these games are gay except resident evil

[ScaryBeast]

@TheGreenfire23 Yes, they are happy go-lucky games.

[TheGreenfire23]

@ScaryBeast well they might be ok, but they just look extremely retarded and make no sense

[88Hyo]

good video..now WHERE IS MY HORNY WOMAN?

[Alundra73]

The game he talks about from his SlayStation(R)Portable where the hero dies and gets revived by peoples prayers is the game Alundra... YES ITS A REAL GAME YES THATS WHERE I GOT MY NAME! GEEZUS JUST ACCEPT IT >:D

[MegaManiacZX]

@Alundra73 but then he continues by saying he was ready to fight level 9999 Baal... I don't think Alundra has such a high level count or a secret boss named Baal, that's a Disgaea thing... unless Mao was playing an unreleased "Alundra: Netherworld Version" but I don't know about that...

[Alundra73]

@MegaManiacZX no, alundra has no lvl 9999's... but does have a few secret bosses...

[zombiefly1]

@MegaManiacZX disgaea 3 rules!!!! you got any turn based games you should do some game play or walk throughs.you'd b gewd at it

[zombiefly1]

@MegaManiacZX small world aye?

[animegirl0404]

@Alundra73 Or Okami

[Alundra73]

@animegirl0404 Oh... Well, close enough :P I guess they both work? xD

[Yamigo1000]

4:39 Yay,LITTLE RAGNA!!!

[m3rl1on]

wtf? fix small boobies?

[MetroVeins]

Haha lol once again disgaea is the best

[spectrevampire]

Why does Gig look so much like L from Death Note?

[spardasav]

Vic Mignogna and Johnny Yong Bosch in the same setting always makes things 100x more epic**

[zacharymanney13]

mao sounds like ed

[GameModJr]

@zacharymanney13 same voice actor if u havent guessed by now Vic Mignogna

[MrDamianboy123]

2:02 HOW TO FIX SMALL BOOBIES WTF

[nnewmy]

HOW TO FIX SMALL BOOBIES

MADE MY FUCKIN DAY

[Fratboy312]

God Hand love yes!

[TheRyanzkie]

*laugh check it out! he's got WINGS.. :)))) LMAO

[leathehedgehog104Q]

(tales of ledgendia-not the best choice of words) If a dude said that to me...lets just say you'll see a fatality from mortal combat... D:<

(I'm calmly saying this with a good bit of a threatning tone.so yeah)

[mystyksdream]

did anyone else every think that thing nero gets sucked into looks like a um...Female parts?

[Matthew5140]

wow megamaniaczx

we sooo have the same taste in games...

[MegaManiacZX]

@Matthew5140 you have good taste then.

[Matthew5140]

Hey look it's got wings!

-dante

[xxxkeviknaxxx]

This is utterly DISTURBING

[MOGNECIO]

I think thats Rollos voice from Code Geass

[stallonedude40]

Poor Red Midget....

[baciu14]

lol

[MrSavagegamer]

could u make my boobs bigger?

yesss....

yipeeee, i hope they get big and bouncy :)

[SimsOMGplayer]

OMG! I love Vic! He's amazing! <333

[Scalene87]

@MegaManiacZX Ohhh NOW I can hear it! At first, I couldn't tell who it was! Usually his voice isn't that high, though... I probably should've guessed, though, in practically every show and game I've ever played Vic's in, so is he.

Except, I haven't heard Vic in FF Dissidia yet...

[Scalene87]

Haha go Vic! But who's the voice for the other kid? I'm sure I know him...

[MegaManiacZX]

@Scalene87 If you're talking about Almaz it's Johnny Yong Bosch, he also has lots of roles in video games and anime.

[multitasker409]

@MegaManiacZX For example, Nero!

[m3rl1on]

@MegaManiacZX he voices nero too

[strombada]

@MegaManiacZX Wait, what? You're saying the second Black Power Ranger did the voice of Almaz? Amazing the range that some VAs can pull off.

[MegaManiacZX]

@strombada The guy is really good at doing a Badass voice and a whiny spineless voice (like Almaz in this case). So his characters are always either badasses or cowards... and in some cases both at the same time (Emil - ToS Dawn of the New World)

[strombada]

@MegaManiacZX I'd expect nothing less from anyone picked to be the voice of Yukimura Sanada

[DerOrk]

whats wrong with Japanese!?!

[coast3dg3]

Oh, you japanese and your weird ass games

[WizeDemon]

I keep replaying the part where Mao says "give me back my 4 million hours of playing time" love his voice

Mao is the true hardcore gamer!!!

[TheDanceBunnies]

@WizeDemon

His voice is amazing cuz he was voiced by Vic :) lol

[WizeDemon]

SlayStation, best name evar XD

[ChaosAngelXVIII]

psycho mantis

thats all i have to say

[MultiBarden]

and for disgaea wow that guy has no life if he played for 4 million hours

[MultiBarden]

They were all LOL except the resident evil one lol " Make my boobies bigger" hahaha so funny

[unitedoverload2]

soul nomad has a feel of a bit disgaea

[ES21007]

@unitedoverload2

Made by the same dudes

[Davidguitar15]

i have a SlayStation portable...it rocks

[RyuushiroNamieNear]

Soul nomad is just FULL of wonderful quotes. Damn, talk about unknown game that deserves more fame...

[xtwilightsinx]

Soul Nomad is probably one of the most quotable games I've ever played.

[pokegirl249]

the last one was funny i would do the same thing

[Arausito]

disgaea is just a big wtf

[SSJKenpachiZaraki]

soul nomad's like... what... the... fuck?

[A1phaKn1ght]

0:21 close your eyes and it sounds so wrong!

[SSJKenpachiZaraki]

@A1phaKn1ght .... eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwww

[MultiBarden]

@A1phaKn1ght lol it dose

[TheSteelewall]

Does Mao from Disgea 3 sound like Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist?

[NlGHTMAREPRODUCTIONS]

@TheSteelewall Yes, because it's the same VA lol. Hell, 99% of the VAs in the Disgaea series work for either FUNimation, Kadokawa, or Geneon, so if you've seen any of their stuff, then you'll recognize all of the voices.

[leikeylosh]

Bigger boobs, bigger boobs...

[ultimashadic]

anyone else think that mao was playing a game that exists in real life cuz for the death of me the description of that hidden boss sounds familiar...maybe from another disgaea game?

[MegaManiacZX]

@ultimashadic that's because Mao was preety much describing any game from the disgaea series (9999 is always the level cap, it always takes a bajillion hours to reach it and baal is always the strongest hidden boss)

[ultimashadic]

@MegaManiacZX aajah i see well i never really played a disgaea game(let alone fought a hidden boss) so i guess i really owuldnt know that one XD im just having a hard time getting my hands on one =C

[biohazard724]

Bahlizztieeks!

[ILCOVERU]

dad... is dad the dad from madness?

ENLIGHTNEMENT!!!!!!

[Dechorus]

Is Mao's voice the same as Junpei's from Persona 3 ?

[MegaManiacZX]

@Dechorus Yes it is, his name's Vic Mignogna

[WhisperingBliss]

REAAAAALLY QUICK QUESTION. Why is Vic Mignogna whining about his SlayStation...thing? XDDD

[MrSomeGamerdude]

......oooookkkkk so i just learn that jp are abunch of pervs... still funny tho

[Disembob]

what the fuck just happened at the start

[Disembob]

@Disembob in the devil may cry 4 with a dude getting swallowed by a vagina

[malakaki111]

BOOBIES!

[kenzibro]

I REMEMBER THE ONE FROM DISGAEA 3

[ReversedAngel01]

woah......

[realw0rld]

0_o Soul nomad one.

[awesomeJoz]

BOOBS

[atthedoop]

@MegaManiacZX I would try to stay away from Windows MM, I agree. Maybe something different. I have a vast experience in computers. I run Linux and Windows on one machine( 3 total OS's), and Mac OSX on another. I have looked for any video like software preinstalled or in software manger in Linux. Windows is the most use because there is so much software for it than anything else. I plan to sometime make a video using iMovie.

[atthedoop]

The god hand part was the best. And the word animation was great, fantastic!

What software did you use @MegaManiacZX

[MegaManiacZX]

@atthedoop Thanks, I use a program called Power Director 8. Cool thing it actually converts the video you make directly to youtube and it's easy to work with. Before, I used Windows Movie Maker but it lacked some features. I recomend it.

[JacobBoddington]

resident evil 4 lol.. i played that game for like 3 years straight

[acrisiocam]

It's got wings!

[wilbwriXD]

lol. If you don't have Disgaea in a funny quote for video games video then you haven't played a funny game! Love this.

[The0mega79]

OMG that guy made the power ranger wannabe cry, LMAO

[PopyseedStudios]

A lot of these just left me speechless rofl.

[FutabaFan]

Not my SlayStation(R) portable! D:<

[jackmasta200]

ballistics? what does he mean?

[MegaManiacZX]

@jackmasta200 unless you're being sarcastic... it means... you know... bombs... explosives... rockets...

From Wikipedia: A ballistic body is a body which is free to move, behave, and be modified in appearance, contour, or texture by ambient conditions

Soooooo, if you still don't get it... its about her body.

[jackmasta200]

@MegaManiacZX lolz. somebody left me a one word reply and I understand it now...

Your explanation is kinda avoiding the supposed answer...

The answer he gave me was t*ts

[MegaManiacZX]

@jackmasta200 yeah... I was trying to see if you could figure it out on your own... but that answer fits the bill... that's what he meant (and the camera actually centers on them).

[Pokecheater]

@jackmasta200 tits

[SuperSillyKitten]

I met the guy who voiced Mao from disgeae 3

[MegaManiacZX]

@SuperSillyKitten That's Vic Mignogna who does Mao's voice. Cool!

[SuperSillyKitten]

@MegaManiacZX Yup and he does Ed Elric's voice from FMA

[lTacllehl]

"It has wings!" LOL XD

[Darkro677]

I felt bad for the goblin at the end xDD

[KalasMibari]

those goblin rangers sound like the guy who voiced kung fu cutman XD

[wiktorpolak]

hahahahh , i love these goblinrangers XD XD

[DanielWaller0208]

What are these games rated!?

[MegaManiacZX]

Most of them are "T for Teen".... but yeah, it's weird...

[Luiscota1986]

soul nomad is full of funny quotes

and all the NIS games

good choices

[erodude3]

@Luiscota1986 "YOUR ASS IS GRASS!!!" XD

[skdjfa]

PWAHAHAAHAHAH! THIS IS AWESOME XD

[MegaManiacZX]

Thank you.