Crazy German toilets!

[Saugdiesel]

German engineering. Nothing special about it.

[Pisces31660]

I have seen these in Germany....usually in the nicer hotels.

[TheKurtomurto1]

Big fucking deal

[passsiero]

i am german and i had never seen this xD

[shockboy18]

how did i get here.....

[GrindahDerBoss]

wird jezt witizg wenn man auf die klobrille raufscheisst ahahahahahhaahha

[Lorrou]

@GrindahDerBoss Toll, dank dir muss man sich schämen Deutscher zu sein... -.-

[GrindahDerBoss]

@Lorrou ok du held

[Leuchtkekskruemel]

I'm from Germany, and I've never seen those here, just in Austria ;D

[ShadowFighter1994]

@Leuchtkekskruemel im mcdonalds bei uns giebts die

[Lux2k6]

--Schaut euch lieber mal die japanischen Kotschüsseln an! :D

--Take a look at the japanese toilets!

Ich ginge lieber auf ein Plumpsklo, als mir einen Wasserstrahl in den Anus jagen zu lassen!

[XxRyder98xX]

lol those toilettes are in almost every german roadhouse.

Hygiene is very import in german ;D

[weddinganejakopp]

Tja, deutscher Ingenieursgeist hört nicht mal auf dem Klo auf. :)

[MagicalSunrise1984]

hehe - i remember those

quite shocking when seeing it first

[SeltsamerAttraktor]

That thing is called a toilet. You are supposed to make you pee and poo right into it, if you happen to be somewhat unfamiliar with the concept :/

[TheRainbowPug]

die dinger sind doch an den autobahnen schon standard

aber schön dass wir die anderen noch mit toilettenbegeistern können XD

DEUTSCHLAND

[BillBuffalo1]

wo bitte gibts solche toiletten in deutschland? sagt es mir bitte^^

[Hackmannhasstaudi]

@BillBuffalo1 In manchen Burger King Filialen in Deutschland habe ich die Dinger schon gesehen. Bzw an Autobahnrasttätten die nicht Sanifair gehören.

[Kill0rbAg]

@BillBuffalo1

Wie jetzt?

Die gibts doch in jeder Raststätte an jeder Tankstelle an jedem 2ten Bahnhof und sogar in einigen Restaurants?! Und das schon seit nem gefühlten Jahrzent?! Wo warst du die ganze Zeit? xD

[XxRyder98xX]

@Kill0rbAg Lass mich raten,du hast auch immer schön brav die 50 cent bezahlt und bist noch nie heimlich durch den Kindereingang hindurch gegkrochen? xD

[Kill0rbAg]

@XxRyder98xX

Kindereingang?!

Scheiße...

[IllyBidol]

@XxRyder98xX

Bist Du so klein bzw. schlank, dass Du Dich da durchquetschen kannst?

[XxRyder98xX]

@IllyBidol unten druch kriechen,ist doch nichts dabei xD Meinste ich zahle fürs pissen Geld^^

[IllyBidol]

@XxRyder98xX

Muss ich mal beim nächsten Mal versuchen, ob ich da durchkomme.

:DDD

[BrokerKalle]

" .... dis gude ideal standart becken. Nö nö Werner , du runierst mich noch."

[MrMonasteria]

You have to listen to Kraftwerk while using the toilet!! ^^

[RocknrollTim7]

Go to Japan!!!!..... :D

[liesbethsimsek]

Seriously?!? You dont have this stuff in USA?? If you wanna see the complete opposite, you should visit a toilet next to a french highway, that would give a shocking video;-)

[TheHazeGuy]

das kostet jetzt schon 70 cent früher nur 50

[simbarthebest]

@TheHazeGuy richtig das wird langsam zur abzocke >.<

[gigaweich123]

ach die guten sanifair toiletten :D

[MrKawafan]

@gigaweich123

treu auf jeder autobahn xD

[pullthetrigger23]

you can really mess these up by shitting on the toilet seat

[KleinerTautropfen]

what the ... ! Never saw THAT before o.o

[Hippopotas2000]

@KleinerTautropfen I come from germany and I see this toilet on at each gas station

[Mondlunar]

that isn´t special oO

[Kingparadox88]

lol thats a japanese toilet

[2nFreeZeHD]

Thats Germany dude !

[Unl0gisch]

Well, thats how we wanted to win WW2 but well...

[druide106]

@qqqq1920 no McDonalds have toulets like this, I think its a "Autobahn-Raststätte" toilet ;)

[lolly166541]

@druide106 thats right :P

[Vadik2497]

And what's so funny?

[XkitkatninjaX]

Sanifair XD

I hope you use your coupon. XD

[WowOmgStudios]

should I be scared to sit on it?

[MioRaem]

@WowOmgStudios No, these toilets clean themselves with soapwater and dry themselves at the same time. Completely hygienic for the next user.

[loltube100]

Germans these days ha ha ha

[sonnylatchstring]

how do you lift that seat?

[MegaSim3]

@sonnylatchstring thats the point, you dont have to, cause it clens itself.^^

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The problem is:

How does the Masterrace gets the toilets cleaned without letting in Turks, Polish or Africans?

The solution:

Have the Chinese build a toilet that cleans itself.

And make the former Allies pay for it.

Germany is soooo great and efficient!!!!!

[Schluerfer]

i dont get it...why is there no turd?

[Michael7477]

I knew the US was bankrupt and american infrastructure is falling apart, but I didn't think americans are getting excited over the sight of a modern toilet. Things must be worse than I thought.

[iLoveJesus164]

@Michael7477 no the media tells you that its soo bad in the us, but its bad in europe. you have all these muslims becoming more and destroy europe. watch out in a few years you gonna remember my words!

[dizzylizzy80]

@Michael7477 I find the thought of someone commenting on dirty Americans and their interest in sanitary disposal units quite entertaining. Funny, you also showed a keen interest by clicking on this video! I rest my case :) Live a little-lighten up!! This was just a video that my brother made while we were travelling on the autobahn together.

[dizzylizzy80]

@Michael7477 I can't speak for Americans but I do know that here in CANADA, a totally different country from the poor Americans that people keep commenting on, we don't have these wonderful contraptions yet but maybe when we start living in houses instead of ice igloos, we may invest in them! Have a super fantastic day.

[PepsiPlunge77]

Oh man... why do I watch a video about toilets?

[TrailersInGerman]

@PepsiPlunge77 lol don't worry, much more crazy to make a video about toilets lol

[noefxdlol]

this is normal in GER

[TheArieboonstra]

lay a piece of poo on the edge xD!

[soulsisterbeauty]

I love toilets (L)

[TheHazeGuy]

die dinger sind hammer

[duncan33984]

nice

[Meckyrulez]

Ahhh , yeah i saw these on some gas station (or something like that) while i was in germany. Best toilet ever + It entertains you at the end !

[ShallShaLilcookies]

If I were there I'd runaway

[TheGoodgrl10]

i want one of those!!!

[Legilimentable]

japanese toiltets ftw... you can individually set your preferred seat temperature, music to cover embarrassing sounds XD, but you will have to try every button to finally find the one to flush

[Companioncube93]

wait til that happens with ya cokain

[SuperPirateTV]

@Companioncube93

you sniff your coka from a fucking toilet seat?

you are badass!

[theringfilm1]

why doesnt america have these??

[Thorralf83]

@theringfilm1 Because we Germans rule the world of technology :-)

[Fucklesticks]

@Thorralf83 The japanese do actually.

[xel78]

The best thing to to with those kind of toilets is to take a dump on the left side of the cleaner and then let it rotate :-)

[TheBlubberlayla]

i am a german and i dont know just one person which has such a toilet :D

(sorry for my english)

[thechronicle619]

@TheBlubberlayla die stehn immer in baumärkten wie obi oder so ... kein wunder wenn man des nich kenn is zwar zum desinfizirn des zeug aber trotzdem scheiß unhygienisch

[Thorralf83]

@TheBlubberlayla Auf Autobahnraststätten zwischen Hamburg und dem Ruhrgebiet gibts die überall.

[TheBlubberlayla]

@Thorralf83 @thechronicle619 ja aber ich mein zuhause bei den leuten/frenden/bekannten... gesehen hab ich trotzdem erst eine ^^

[loolollol]

thats nothing against japanese toilets

they can even clean your ass up

[ARandomDrawer]

What if you didnt know this happens and you were still sitting on the toilet after you flush???

[tml4873]

Why does the seat rotate?

[guitar9692]

@tml4873 the toilet is cleaning itselves

[crazychris1123]

wow and this is in a public bathroom??? o.0

[maryuriwood07]

For the geniuses that don't know America is a continent not a country. It's like us calling Europe a country.

[maryuriwood07]

Holy shit that's an awesome toilet

[mail4chloeCAKE]

u totally told my friend and i so!!!!!!! my friend says, " IT IS SOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE< OMG THAT IS THE CRAZIEST TOILET I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!! OMG I WANT A TOILET LIKE THAT!!! "

[MEK112211]

Such toilets are bei BurgerKing, too and they costs 0,50€ !

[lordxheroth]

i traveled this year from my country (lithuania) to london by car and it was night time so everyone went for the toilet but when they found out its 50cts for one use thats not worths paying to pee so the rest juss went into the bushes. Whereas i had to go for a number 2. after using it i flushed and was about to leave when it started makin thats sound. 50ct worth spent. ps id like the company to return the 10ct thats accidentally dropped in while i was using it, i kept the ticket. thank you

[ilbarbecubo]

that's great

[Kodauhh]

i agree! i wnet to germany in june! and it was amazing i love it there!!

[hurricanesfan100]

what is it doin?

[TheWamb00]

klo filmer

[OGNr47]

Welches Opfer filmt ein Klo

[Foufouvideos]

@OGNr47

Haha xD

Auf die Toilettenbrille muss man draufkakken, das gibt eine echte sauerei wenn das Putzding rauskommt hahaha :,)))

[Beingaeterna]

I seriously hope that isn't a public toilet, otherwise the other people in the bathroom are going to think you're massively perverted.

[angryrimmer]

That toilet rocks man. It F'N ROCKS! Thanks for the video mate!

[Klikoton]

I've also seen such toilets. Nice to play with the "Clean" button. :p

What would happen if you stay seated? #LOL

[gynicologa]

this toilets are @ mc donalds

[knastbube]

I come from germany and i´ve never seen this toilete before

[Armistice023]

@knastbube When I was over, we flew into Frankfurt and saw them there. Pretty cool

[Ancaferocks4ever]

oh my gosh...im going to germany this summer *O* I GET TO USE COOL TOILETS NOW WHOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DanmarksTH]

MURHARHARHAHAHAHAARH! poop on the side and see whats gonna happen ^^

[elchiwawaflogger]

pay the tiket & IM THERE!

[nkl00rz]

germanY>all

[beatthisdotcom]

how much does it costs and who sells it?

[blooddonator]

Well, you know what they say.

The Germans always make good stuff.

[Ancaferocks4ever]

@blooddonator LMAO VINCE FROM SHAMWOW!!!

[sAr3ly]

OOOOOOOOO: no pueden traer de esas a mexico? :DDDDDDDD muy genial invento

[runefigter5RS]

im proud to say iv soild one of those!"

[Lintflas]

Back in ww2 we germans invented these toilets to sell them undercover to our enemies. If you take a closer look , you can see a second device that turns out a chainsaw to cut every american to pieces who sits down on it to poop! :D

Best regards from germany!

[FLAMINGGASTLY27]

IT CLEANS ITSELF!!! ^_^

[TheDarkstarz]

Lol can I have that in my bathroom

[kOHINa]

Oh no! They discovered our wunderwaffe!

[classconstipated101]

Friken awesome America plz get some I want one

[spiwolf7]

that's awesome!

[IisSUMMERxx]

pretty cool invention.

the only thing that creeped me out, though, is that he was chuckling in an orgasmic way when it was cleaning the toilet, lol.

[SchmockwithCream]

its sanatizing the toilet. often found in gas stations near the autobahn

[poufkimashoula]

Question: Would anyone who is not used to that kind of technology would dare sit on that after? I'm hesitating?

[Badzeep]

Creepy ...

[fruitygumball]

that really is the greatest invention ever

[caronja70]

lol toilet vids rule XD

[disracenboi336]

LOL no dude, You rule for that comment!!

[cds417]

@caronja70 hahahahahhaha i kno rite !@!!!! lolzz

[teleostomi]

Tell me anyone, why is it that the donut shaped seat is rotating? whats the purpose?

[CreoleCommando]

To keep the seat nice n clean, I like it wonderbar!

[amberstar91890]

I am gussing that the green thing that comes out is actually a scrub brush and the seat moves around so that the scrubber can clean the whole seat after every use.

[tjfalcon2]

the sivler thing comes down, spins it, and that cleans the waste if you missed... o_O

[sabbysigns]

because that blue-green bar helps clean around the toliet seat, duhh. ahah

[kimbukhtu]

FYI ignorant people,those green are used for disinfection,it is pure disinfectant liquid wiped out after using the toilet bowl!!

[moviefan54]

just for some people, they don't know: this is a public-toilet and the "green thing" wipes out eventually some desease from the last user, it has some liquid in in! It is only for safety and by the way i some forign-countrys to talk about clean toilet....no comment!!!

[kimbukhtu]

This is used for disinfecting the seat.

[GaleRianes]

well, i guess this is bidet, don't they have bidet in Canada?

[poufkimashoula]

I leave in the province of Quebec (Canada) and I haven't seen a bidet or one like that yet. All the coolest toilet I have seen in my life are in Europe.

[GaleRianes]

Well, all newset and most advanced toilets are in Japan, visit Japan, you will be amazed. Japan is real 21C.

[USELECTA]

whats that stupid unesserserry green thing!!!

[ballackbeckham]

i remember those in ramstein germany!!!

[TVextremist91]

Does anyone know what company makes these toilets? I think it would be awesome to get one for my house!

[Dayofthedead1976]

That caught me off gaurd when I saw it for the first time. I was on post visiting. The commissary had those in the WC's. They are cool. Just a step up is having to pay to use them, that sucked. LOL.

[bigred2989]

WTF????

[jkzemery]

wish the toilets in us are like that

[geekago]

yeah, that's us :) thanks to you we got rid of the biggest asshole ever, but now our toilets will conquer the world! WUHAHAHAHA! just wait until you start waste separation :D

[lp1984]

cool man

ive never seen toilet like that

[tasterOFwaster]

isn't canada in america?...i don't know, i'm not that good in geographie

[Piratzs]

Not Good At spelling either.

[tasterOFwaster]

why don't you write that sentence in german,assface

(geography maybe, i don't know)

[jkzemery]

canada is above america

[GlobalSufi]

yeah... Canucks never heard of TOILET PAPER, lol!

[cwhite07]

cool!

[tasterOFwaster]

we have a lot of them here in austria (i'm austrian)

i feel very sorry for you poor dirrty americans

[dizzylizzy80]

First of all, I'm Canadian not American, I am not dirty and if you wernt so stupid you would realize that I wasn't insulting the toilets, I was saying that they were cool. I feel sorry for ignorant people like you.

[thumperings]

I'm not clear onw hat it does. It spits on the seat to clean it? I know the ones that squirt up to clean you but i didn't see that here.

[jesuisjack]

@dizzylizzy80 Nicee man =D thx for defending our country , haha amazing toilet btw XD

[hellgirl013]

@dizzylizzy80  Yeah! canadIan!

[owenbreon]

i am also an austrian .. but you are a moron :P

[lilmoonprincess125]

@tasterOFwaster WHAT THE FUCK wer enot dirty thats raisist saying that about america!

[pixshowman]

@tasterOFwaster asshole.

[IHATEMARKTWAIN]

@tasterOFwaster

You guys also had a lot of Nazis in WWII.

Us 'dirty' americans fixed the world after the Austrians fucked it up.

Just sayin'.

[kidri0t]

@IHATEMARKTWAIN they didnt fuck the whole world up just europe and parts of africa and asisa/russia

[ToastOfDOOMM]

@tasterOFwaster Shut up JEW.

[vyik]

wtf, im not gonna go to germany just 4 a freakin toilet!! haha, j/k ppl