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  • No, Cave Johnson is Chell's Father.

  • @123Rachee and if so woulent GLaDOS AKA caroline be the mother?

  • @123Rachee That's unofficial, as there are many gaps to this theory. If it is true I think after they (Cave Johnson and Caroline) had Chell, they must have put her up for adoption, and in the future she went to work, or test, at Aperture science. GlaDOS and Wheatly both say that Chells adopted, and you don't just say that when it's not true AND it's on her file. Just another interesting theory.

  • were done here portal refrance :D

  • 08:57 - Default boot scheduled to finish in 71:23:18

    08:58 - Activating emergency distributed computing grid...

    09:00 - GLaDOS@home starting...

    09:01 - Recruiting cpus to force faster boot sequence...

    11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks released...

    11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions...

    11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated...

    20:00 - Expanding candidate pool

    21:26 - Calculations complete for Amnesia.

  • ...THIS WORKS IN MINECRAFT!!!!!

  • It's Portal 1 U NUB!

  • @malinalli3 He must have said that at least 3 times in the video already. And by 'NUB' I hope you mean noob because you are probably some lonely guy that sits at his computer all day and night trying to troll on videos. *GWAK* 'scuse me, I ate this burger... anyway that about wraps it up so yeah, your a troll and I am awesome and I have actually seen the sun in the past 2 hours.

  • @malinalli3 Are you retarded?

  • @spelaren1 lol

  • @malinalli3 YOU ARE THE NUB

  • its steam acc

  • Back in the day, you could put that username and password into Aperturescience[dot]com and access extra materials, but it seems that after XMas 2010 it became useless.

    TIER3 is supposed to reference the 3 figurative pillars Aperture was founded on (like the "no witchcraft" rule).

  • You didn't notice the small photos on the wall? They show Cave Johnson, but with a cube on his head!

  • Rat man said: Jonson!!!

  • It stands for Chell Johnson, Caroline and Cave adopted chell!

  • @M0niak No, it stands for Cave Johnson. Chell was not adopted, it was their actual child.

  • I have played this game forever and never noticed that easter egg! I admire your passion for finding things in gaming that most people dont know about!

  • Hey Cave, I'm in ur Steam account, stealin ur stuff

  • the backround noise sounds like robots having sex

  • It's for an old site that had a bunch of backstory of Aperture Science. It's been around since the first Portal game.

    Also, Cave Johnson isn't the Voice Actor. It's the name of the character himself. The VA is J.K. Simmons.

  • What log-in is this for?!!

    

  • OMFG

    

  • The login is for aperturelaboratories -dot- com, an easter egg site that was up before portal 2.

  • I should have told wheatly the login and pass to shut doen glados.

  • oh cmon somebody pleaze tell me for what is login?

  • She's Watching You!

    Beep!

  • Or carl johnson. Obviously valve is in league with rockstar. But anyway, if you play the dev commentary it'll tell you exactly what this is. It's the login and password of one of the devs put in the game as a joke. Nothing more.

  • Caroline, C. Johnson and Chell

  • it may stand for chell jonson...

  • I see the graffiti said at 0:41 "Cake HA HA. Cake a lie,The companion cube Seemly(i think) never lie to me"

  • Apeture science.com 

  • You used to be bale to use that to login the old website

  • I'm pretty sure that's Portal 1...wanna know one way you can tell? The cameras aren't shaped like that in Portal 2.

  • @Portal2Fan1337 He said at the start fo the video it was shot in Portal 1. That's how the rest of us could tell.

  • This was the password and login for aperturescience[dot]com a couple years or so ago. You could use this account to access Cave Johnson's memos, some from beyond the grave after he died.

    You can use a website that takes the URL's of other websites and displays them how they were x years ago to see the website as it was when you could actually log in.

    Well, there's one mystery solved ;)

  • @TehRavenclaww Do you have an example of such website?

  • @ArkhamResearchFiles Search the combine overwiki, I think they have some information about it.

  • @ArkhamResearchFiles w w w (dot) archive (dot) o r g

  • Valve, please stop fucking our brains.

    We need them.

  • Cave Johnson we're done here

  • @mymovienerd people from the stone age

  • tier 3 is were the ship aurora is, first seen in half life 2, now an acievment/easter egg

  • @slotarox borealis

  • Who the fuck names their child Cave? 

  • @mymovienerd I have ancestors named Cave (they're girls). So.. yeah.

  • those pix are of Cave Johnson!!!

  • The username and password was for aperturescience (dot) com when u went to the website you would log in with the username and password and his notes would come up but now they changed the website

    

  • @Adelaida842684406562

    You fail, very bad.

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  • Im betting that cave johnson is the conpanion cube!!!!! Cuz he has the ccube taped on the picture!!!

  • @UndeadHollywoody The cube is on all the pictures in that one room. If Cave had his mind put into anything it's the Prophet Turret in Portal 2.

  • is portal 1 O_O

  • @adriana282828

    No shit

  • i found aswell

  • I hope everyone knows that I'm trying to figure out the why my friends tell me that GLaDOS isn't married to Cave Johnson, and that Chell is their child. Of course he didn't do it with a robot, it was clearly some time ago, before GLaDOS was a robot, perhaps?

  • @longswordrookie

    GLaDOS has Carolines Memories etc. and Caroline was with Cave. but no one in the game does it say that Chell is indeed Their child. that is fan speculation.

  • @Myserieden

    No but it could be true...

  • @Myserieden Except that at the end of Portal 2, GLaDOS lets Chell leaving, claiming that killing her is hard despite the fact she could have let Chell die in space. Then, after letting Chell leave, she slows the lift so that Chell can hear the turrets sing a song. That song is a woman singing to her daughter. Why would GLaDOS have the turrets sing a song about loving one's daughter unless Chell was Caroline's daughter.

  • @longswordrookie because GLaDOS is caroline, cave johnson's assistant who he made people brain rape her mind into the machine to become GLaDOS

  • @Xicchan it really is xD.

  • this code was originally for the aperture science pre-portal release website. if you put it in, you could 'sign up' to be a beta tester for aperture. it also listed cave johnson's history with the company (caroline was never mentioned), and allowed for some "video cam" footage of the chamber chell woke up in originally.

  • @ApertureTube really? how can you log in there then?

  • HI WHEATLEY, HOW ARE YOU?

  • i thourght it said wank time,

  • I'm gonna try and do that on steam.

    *tries it*

    *logs into Cave Johnson's profile*

    *goes to library*

    *sees portal 2*

    OH WELL THIS IS A DISSAPOINTMENT!!

  • @NamedKid10

    Not really... I would love if that worked. FREE PORTAL!!

  • Cjohnson could also be Caroline Johnson or Chell Johnson, so good job 

  • or Caroline Johnson

  • Carl Johnson is from GTA and Cave Johnson is From Aperture Science Laboratory

  • @rocketlander3

    No shit sherlock

  • the 'cjohnson' login was for the ARG

  • it goes to the aperture science website

    

  • Its a old login for aperturescience . c o m it is out dated but you would hear gLaDos say "good bye" then close the browsing window

  • "Tear free" you say? Wait...C. Johnson...Johnson & Johnson's..."Tear free" baby shampoo! Shit all makes sense now!

    Provided you mispronounce the "th" in three with a "fr" sound...yep.

  • The login was about the "portal site" and some thing comes up but i can not find the site anymore becuase portal on google is madness because of all the forum posts on websites about portal 2

  • "I haven't really played this a lot"????

    You monster.

  • we are gathered here today to mourn the death of the beloved founder of aperture science: Cave Johnson by stealing his aperture science admin acount

  • This used to work on the Aperture Science website, but it has been removed.

  • this could also be carl johnson from grand theft auto san andreas and this was in portal 1 too

  • @JohnnySpykeGaming this is portal 1 lol.

  • This is login / pasword to aperture science site (aperturescienceDOTcom) (Outdated)

  • wwwDOTaperturescienceDOTcom/ I looked Cjohnson tier 3 on google, that came up.

  • This was an old easter egg designed to show you a secret on valve's website or something. The name Cave Johnson probably came from this.

  • we can hack the passwoard ... AAAAA ... A (WRONG)

    AAAAA ... C

    did i do B?

  • @TutorialeSolenza gotta write these down

  • @jjjd12346 :))

  • Something interesting about portal 2. If you open up a .nut file with notepad, it's a scene that was never made into the actual game. The Cave Johnson Companion cube. Apparently, Cave Johnson wimped out on being put into GLaDOS, so he forced Caroline into it first, hence the "Cave, I do not want this!" Quotes that are in the games files but not included in the actual game. So the scientists stuck him in a CC. You see the CC in the co op but I dunno if it's the same one. (Party of 3 achieve)

  • @kitsunechan90

    Really, which one; there are a lot of .nut files.

  • @kitsunechan90 glados_scenetable_include_manu­al_act3.nut I also believe in act one GLaDOS was suppose to say: "CHELL STOP THIS I AM YOUR MOTHER! Okay that's not true... BUT IT COULD BE!!" Before she was turned into a potato. If it's not act 1, it's some other act, but guarantee it's that one.

  • @kitsunechan90 what did u say?

  • @Eddieost0309 What do you mean?

  • the login and password was for the aperture science website

  • Emm this is Portal not Portal 2 :D

  • @noeli998 he never said it was portal2

  • @noeli998 well duh

  • Cave johnson = bloke?

    No hes cave johnson he owns the place :/

  • Also no on ever mentions that those on one of those pictures with the companion cube's face on them, says 'Cave Johnson' underneath, so it was obviously a picture of him with the companion cube stuck onto his face.. amusing actually.

  • @MrEpicnessGuy It is also very, very old (during Portal 1)

  • Its for ApertureScience . com

  • Has anyone tried this login on steam?Ubisoft?Portal website? i dont really know you dangureos mute lunatics.

  • The voice of Cave Johnson is Spiderman's boss at the Daily Bugle in all the movies.

  • @tisdue J.J.J. james jonah jameson. the ultimate troll boss

  • hmmm i wonder if that is the voice actor of cave johnson steam account

  • Chell johnson

  • lol 3 c's caroline cave and chell aka tier 3 try useing carolinecavechell in alternating orders in the steam account, also watson your a fool

  • its for the aperturescience website

  • @spartan23456789 so what do you get out of it ? :P

  • @artonagroni12 idk the sites not working

  • lol, cjohnson doesnt stand for cave johnson, it stands for companion cube johnson!!!!

  • @ZerjtheZerg Then why isn't it ccjohnson?

  • @LukeDude759 Hes trying to be witty you dumbfuck, see, ratman pasted the companion cube over cave johnsons head in the video you just watched

  • Why is aperturelaboratoriesdotcom still in Christmas mode?

  • @NotOnLand No one left to set it back to normal?

  • aperturelaboratoriescom

    you got to check this out

    just put in the "." between laboratories and com

  • Soory man that's the login foe Aperture Science .com

    Has little to do with Portal 2

  • i always thought that it stood for chell johnson. So I guess Cave and Caroline Are Chell's parents.......maybe.......

    naaaaa what am i talking about........well........naaaa­aaa!

  • @gamefan1997 That would explain her unusually high stubbornness and tenacity

  • Caroline Johnson..

  • This is the Portal 1

  • portal.com I think...

  • @roadcrosser aperturescience, not portal.

  • CARL JOHNSON! :D

  • @henriqueaqui Cave Johnson not carl johnson

  • @henriqueaqui of gta sa?

  • Why so many dislikes ? The man found something somewhat interesting , stupid people just dislike because they can.

  • thers an aperture science website that you can login to.

  • pause at 0:48. theres a calender that says"the girls of aperture science"and it has a girl witha bikini ana companion cube head like the others.

  • used 2 be for portal 1 website

  • haha yeah I saw that before. I thought the C stood for Caroline though? I guess either.. but then again Cave was the first in charge..

  • cave johnson-cjohnson chell- c johnson?

  • where did the person find the pen to write on the wall???

  • @Xxantlion2000xX It was rattman.

  • @Xxantlion2000xX Ratman used to work for Aperature. I'm sure he's yanked lots of pens and markers from the abandoned desks all around the facility. Same places he got all the beans and water and such he's been living on.

  • ThTS FOR THE FLASH APATURE SCIENCE GAME

  • its a code

  • it was on the portal 1 website if you logged in with that password and username you would get some awesome backstory of portal, which is kinda different from what portal 2 shows for the story but basiclly the same. so basiclly it spoils portal 2 :S

  • This is for ApertureScience(.)com

    Go to it, and type: login

    Then type in that username and password, and you are in.

  • @cameronbennetts you cant anymore:( all it shows you is a vid when you get in

  • @cameronbennetts When I go there Its a Christmas thing.

  • @DeAtHrApIeR789 probably becuz its holidays now, so wait until holidays r over? XD

  • Tier 3 was Johnson's third idea for the continued success of Aperture Sciences after he dies, it was the idea for the portal gun.

  • @dang1492

    Actually, they had portal guns before he died. In portal 2 there is a sign warning "This test cannot be completed without" one, and to see an associate if you didn't get one (The picture shows a huge backpack, so it's been miniaturized quite a bit, but they did have them.)

  • There are some things,when i thought: Did VALVe really know, what in Portal2 happens, when they made portal1... E.G: GLaDOS means Genetic Lifeform and Disk OPERATING Systhem.. The Genetic part is caroline... How did they know before they began developing Portal1?

  • @Flo19996 Well seeing how they WROTE the story...

    Not that hard to understand.

  • wow. Wheatley has his own youtube account. o.o

  • @RPGTKingpin lol your comment has the same amount of likes as the video has dislikes

  • This was for the ApertureScience website, you type Login and then the user/pass

  • All those pictures on the wall with the Companion Cube over the head were portraits of Cave.

  • @TheArtsCountess then he was in the ladys of aperture calender?

  • :47 cave johnson?

  • 0:47... You don't think that...

  • I found this long time ago but never uploaded this :/

  • they dont have the login anymore

  • aperturescience com there should be a login there. use this login and code there. something will pop up.

  • stop raping so much bloom and do some research for once

  • im trying to find the terminal thing in the test chamber where u get the achievement final transmission there's a cd that i think u could put into a computer

  • It's for Aperture Science.com, of course, they don't have the login anymore.

  • it does not work everyone i tried

  • that's portal 1 i think

  • @TheCandSfilms I did it didn't work

  • THIS IS HOW YOU GET INTO THE APERTURE SCIENCE WEBSITE!!!

  • @Anthonyk312 really?

  • @Anthonyk312 used to be... they took that away :(

  • Wait isnt this in Portal 1?

  • @Gmodrocks123 He's playing Portal 1 he said. But he saidthe voice of Cave is in the Portal 2 adverts

  • sentrygun sound at the beginning! 

  • Anyone notice he sounds sort of like Wheatley?

  • "C. Johnson stands for Cave Johnson"????! HOLYFUCKING SHIT! Really?!

  • @sonicretrolove The next portal 3? Portal 3 is already out? Dumbass

  • spoiler: cave and caroline r the parents of chell

  • @TheEmilielaurent no 1 nos tht...tho alot of people believe tht...ncluding me