Gotta Go, Asimo?

[bmwgtrm3]

he is running like shit gotta hide those drugs

[TheLobsterOfFate]

45.years.until.this.fucker.has­.guns.and.kills.us.all

[NienkeMusiCat]

I still cant believe that i really met him...

[SidedriverDotCom]

Very cool.

SideDriver. Drive allways.

[Demonicor]

Link: If you crouch and hit left or right, you can make Asimo do the duck walk! Cool, huh?

[chromosome24]

so my roommate is sitting across from me high as shit right now. here's some of the stuff he's saying:

dude....my butt cheeks are rolling in

there are bats, there are bats flapping their butt cheeks

im laughing my ass off right now

[stevenjaypark]

AWESOM-O

[TheGreatHeroKing]

i dont like the human sounding voice i wish it had a more robot like voice like a senrty bot or protectron.

[Lamicktin]

@TheGreatHeroKing so i see you'r not fond of mr handy or mr gutsy

[TheGreatHeroKing]

@Lamicktin eh its not that really i just dont like the little kid voice. id say just dont make it sound like an enfant is all. but i do like mr gutsy and mr handy.

[zedude21]

Seems like Asimo has his own theme music when he walks. Just like Peter Griffin

[14greenboy14]

Saw it at disneyland yesterday

[jimpornse]

if it would tell jokes about itself. i would love it

[moham7ad]

wtf... people never clap for me when i run!

[dahbombman]

He looks like he's sneaking up on somebody

[CheshireLite]

Kheeee. That's kinda cute, in a messed up robot-with-a-disability way. 

[QuaziToons]

Audience: That's what we paid 200 dollars to see?

[zan1ance]

wow hes a NINJA!!!! XD

[luisbeck007]

- Hi, YOU CAN WATCH MORE HUMANOID ROBOTS ON MY CHANNEL = :-)

[JammersLOF]

Japan is not allowed to hav an army... but a car company could quickly hav 50,000 of these things at your back door sayin "We figured out the stairs" ROFL

[nicbirch]

@JammersLOF

dude this had me in tears hahahahaha

[JammersLOF]

Japan is not allowed to hav an army... but a car company could quickly hav 50,000 of these things at your back door sayin "We figured out the stairs" ROFL

[sagerpal]

hahahahaha woooow

[PineappleFeet379]

it runs like it has a chip in it's crack...O.o

[satanswill666]

can u already see his hand morph into metallic hooks as he runs after john and sarah connor in their car?

[RayeDrgn]

I heard people laughing in the audience lol..

[hiyaitszach]

isnt it a little weird all the car companies are making the robots?...

[jySKYLINE]

@hiyaitszach it is not. Lotta companies produces stuffs that are not even related to it to make more money.

[mysty0]

Umm.., Bullshit lmao

To be fair to Asimo he started moving at 00:36 but was not in full running motion til 00:38.., I will also disclude the final steps of slowing and count his steps between 00:38 and 00:46 which give me bout 20 steps.., if each step has 0.8 seconds of flight time I come up with 16 seconds.., however the total length of time running period being evaluated is 8 seconds

[SuperUmbreonHakota]

oh shit it can run now WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO we shall destroy it by bringing out the jets *now asimo why dont you fly at super speed* OH SHIT WERE DOOMED AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[OccAZNion]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE..

[jake66540]

You idiots there could NEVER BE A FREAKING MIDGET IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!

[Farstand]

She calls it 'ASS-i-mo' hehe :-)  ... is this short for Ass In Motion ? .... bet she got fired for that.

[MISKWON]

Theres a little japanese boy inside asimo.

[JadenXYuki]

I like the one person that claps and screams "wooohooo"

[AsaraH18]

his run makes me laugh SO HARD *no claps*

[mbudd121]

He runs like he has to take a shit

[basheersubei]

@mbudd121 True!!!

[DennisNguyen88]

the way asimo stands makes him look like he's gotta shit :P

[nintenpups]

i like his voice

[ZayaZ2]

Это больщое достижение в робостроении!

[TehEneko]

You guys do know that, if there was a robot apocalypse or w.e we can just throw magnets at them right?

[kizdawiz1]

looks like he needs to go shit bad haha

[33The3Smart3One33]

Awesome-o!

[zakan69]

nice....now make sure it has a shotgun in the next show..

[wackowx]

oh cool.. i cant wait for the apocalypse... i already bought a baseball bat and stuff

[nervusKID44]

@wackowx this guis can't even walk up a hill

[elevadon]

Wouldn't it be nice to dress him up in a bikini?

[albertusj]

The quality of this video is terrible

[facilsilva]

it looks like he has to go shit (ah damn fuck its comin out AGhhH)

[micethor]

this is awsome

[RKmaker]

poor asimo must be lonely being the only running robot

[DJordydj]

quteeeee!

[funrizwan]

Asimo? more like Awesome-o

[Cornerstang]

He still seems kind of slow... make him run faster, much faster. I want to be able to watch robots participate in sports. I can only imagine seeing these things playing football.

[4WayProductoins]

@Cornerstang if he plays football, the guy that tackels him will get sued for millions of dollars.

[0indigo0]

wannabe southpark : awesome-o ?

[Zimer100]

hahahahaha , it runs like a chicken

[tonycdrive]

Why would a robot need a break?

[Bradley12595]

I AM READY! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Psamiad1986]

it costs $14000 per month

[satanlolz666]

It looks like Asimo just soiled its pants.

[11Grayfox11]

running on a perfectly flat surface is hardly a real life scenario but it's a start

[ColorfulLilRagdoll]

it looks like its running with a corndog up its ass O_O

[jayraebee]

@ColorfulLilRagdoll So i was creeped out at first then I read your comment and about peed my pants! LOL

[ColorfulLilRagdoll]

@jayraebee sorry xD but its true look at how its running

[dogzapper50]

only one person claps!

[eLpeach]

I want a robot! I can spend a 1000 dollars thats all i have to spend on one, let me know when te prices come down enough for e to afford

[xxEmoLilZZxx]

i want a robot!!!

[TheWhiteOwl23]

omg big woop, it looks like fast walking anyway, stupid cunts only know how to whale in our waters the fucking sushi shitheads fucking chingi chongis

[NeonGrapes2000]

LoL random guy in the audience, "Woooot" ... "silence"

[3KS26]

Yeah he sure does, hes like shut up woman just point me to the toilet

[shadowmoses2385]

now i dont believe robots are going to kill us all. but god the skynet jokes are endless with this. lol.

[mimmymimmymim]

Fuck you guys!!! i want one.

[riflleman]

I guess you should buy one in 10-20 years for normal price, like 1.000 euros

[mimmymimmymim]

Yeah, but then they'll be something EVEN cooler that i want, like a flying car or a fridge that travels through time.

[mattmunchie]

@mimmymimmymim yeah so im guessing a time machine got abit boring after a while for you then? lol

[0o0Auron0o0]

@mimmymimmymim not only you want one xD we can get 1 robot for 1 year for Test 166.000 $ :)

[jude53]

expensive USB drive.

[Maracachucho]

what a shame.... it didnt trip

[fireflow]

Why god why? Why did you have to give em speed?

Now we got no advantage while running away from the terminator.

[thestrugglewithin]

@fireflow

I'd piss myself LAUGHING if a thing came running at me like that.

[sinblesser]

@thestrugglewithin HGAHAHAAHAH.! Same here.

[stoopitmoose]

@fireflow Yeah, John Connor is screwed now.

[teddyginnjr060]

@fireflow dood seriously chill out no machine will ever even come close to humans you got to remember asimo is a machine and isnt alive

[deadlyfluffball]

@fireflow Cept stairs, robots suck at using stairs.

[MrGamemanager]

@fireflow ROFL

[iornmaden101]

@fireflow wouldnt worry until they water proof them they cant touch anyone just make a fortress with a moat or you could just hide in a swimming pool :l

[halowraith1]

@fireflow unless asimos got sum relica for cover. yes, the mighty relica. strongest race in the universe with the biggest empire too.

[PistOffBruteStudios]

@fireflow yeah but the only place they'll be running to is the bathroom.

[onimushaninjavideos]

@fireflow Dont worry! we can always ride a bike, oh wait: / SO CAN THEY !!

[rockal98]

@fireflow No worries, i don't think he will be ready to soon!

[Southpark124]

it runs retarded lol.

[jonjon1333]

it has to go to the bathroom

[RoboticsGuy123]

because its a robot

[feelipe95]

only two people clap kkkkkkkkk

[LaggasaurusRex]

like 5 people clap

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

When he pees on himself he shorts out all his circuits so it's kind of like a natural self destruct incept date device.

[wazzaa4u]

lol reminds me of Awesom-O 4000 from south park :D

[risecolt]

he walks like a spy. if i had a robot like that walking through my living room towards me, ide get scared

[vxnana]

i dont get the ready part..?

[Melodyotakuchan21]

He's not constipated or "gotta pee" He just walks/runs with bent knees because of his design. I think he's cute ^^

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Apparently in the time it takes him to "Get ready" he's taking a dump in his shell...

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

The robot hoes were hoping for a tri-pedal Asimo, oh well, always next version. If they were selling these things they'd only have to wait about 12 hours...

[stratman123]

Damn, I was hoping someone CGI'ed him taking a piss after he ran around looking for a bathroom.

[japaneselilly]

That' how you look like as human, isn't cool ???!!

[akgregor]

Asimo looks like he needs to robo dump

[IMBJORK]

lolololol nobody applauded when he finished running except the woman!!

[Mr9000and1]

lol ..

Woman: ASIMO KILL THE FUCKING AUDIONS

ASIMO: Astalavista baby

[LiLMiNjA]

lol you can spell astalavista but not audience...

[Mr9000and1]

yeah i kinda fucked that up xD hahahah

[shawtyloh]

@LiLMiNjA both wrong ' hasta la vista

[GUILLOTINEinc]

how much do you reckon they pay the kid in the suit?

[aernoth]

it's an actual robot. you don't actually think it's do you?

[sergiomuratalla]

LOL i'm a robotic engeneer i would like that to be true it would be much easier

[dmi3011]

program that s.o.b. to kill. lol.

[fcpictures]

constapated robo

[13Musicrazy]

That scares me like the shit out of me

[aernoth]

me too, it's fuckin nuts

[lifeis2bnothing]

gosh, we're gunna ge replaced by robots, hehe

[jdhinds1234]

the announcer was the only one who clapped

haha

[worthbeads]

I am the A.W.E.S.O.M.O. 4000

[ab3m4n]

you are awesomo for that!

[theend1245]

hes runs like hes taking a shit

[bigpat3]

LOL!!!!!! it looks like he really has to go

[mathcreative]

Asimo would be a perfect ninja.

[NaomiChanX]

Asimo: Gotta poop, gotta poop, gotta poop, I~ gotta poop.. WHERES THE FUCKING BATHROOM??!!

[EasaOife]

Damn, you don't know how hard i laughed when i saw that comment LOL

[japaneselilly]

You; "Wheres the fucking bathroom??!!"

ASIMO: "I know where is bathroom. NaomiChanX, I'll guide you. don't do it in a pants. hold it. follow me."

[NaomiChanX]

Okay, you just completely missed the joke. lol

[bonty67]

$50,000 dollars for this thing are nuts

[arby22207]

try $2 million

[irie1tes]

Asimo runs like he just went

[zezerath]

dude why would it be racist?!?!?!?!?

[johnking87]

Damn, I was hoping it would run off the stage.

[scunes]

i need a hiking partner. does that bitch climb?

[rotvika]

i wont buy ASIMO he will try to replace my pet so hes the one and only he will kill my cat :( so ill DESTROY ALL ASIMO in the world before Terminator movie becomes reality

[FirePuffchan]

Science Fiction does not equal reality. :P If everything you read or saw on TV was real, then humans can breathe on the moon without special gear, and Superman is going to save the day.

[shawtyloh]

@rotvika your cat just has to pee on asimo then hes done.. ore run up the stairs, your cat could solo him =D

[theasskicker]

he runs like he has "the runs"

[klpeekl2000]

He runs like my mexican friend jorge!

[odelgado78]

Does he ever over heat?

[walker3216]

OF COURSE! they cant even keep the xbox from over heatng. haha

[aisqutis]

think ASIMO think ! dont take a break kill them,kill them all

[Turoksar]

ROFL!!! XD

[DiosHARDROCK]

LOL!

[SonicFan3155]

Well Asimo dosent need warming up, the machinery does though! Well done Asimo, I am thouroughly impressed!

[whaleloveskrill]

LOL!

Like one person started clapping.

That comment made me laugh

"he runs like he needs to take a shit"

LOL! xxx

[SonicFan3155]

I think this is really clever I would LOVE to meet Asimo.

[jakewvllc]

i love how there was this hush ,everyone say goodbye to the lower class of america and hello slavebots...how long before there soldiers and fighting middle easterns, well atleast its not my kid dieing for oil

[sbierlink08]

your kid dying for oil? you think thats what we're over there for? talk to a few of the actual soldiers and see what they say. half the time they wont even be able to talk about it, because they know more than we do. find things out from other than the media and all the sudden it seems like its a good idea to be in there. You are one sided, biased, and ignorant

[jakewvllc]

um wow, you totally missed my point dude, thanks for your opinion on the war, i can see that topic means alot to you. i was making an observation about the robot and i used iraq as an example so spare me your blind patriotism.

[fryboypso]

lol dam, this war is like the new racisim, say one little thing and ppl jump all over ur ass about it.

[lagger2]

haha! won't even be able to talk about it? i have friends that went there and they all told me it was a waste of their time. its not a war lol... its just an unreasonable occupation. the time has come to let the Iraqis do their own thing. tell me about a war when thousands of soldiers die in a single day of battle.

[dbprojects]

asimo neads warming up?? interaction, theres no need for that

[NaomiChanX]

It was just a demonstration of it's balance dumbass. Use common sense.

[Heartandsouljah]

it runs like it needs to take a shit hahah

[skatechocolate12]

hahahaha

[youngdeezyson]

asimo hitting vtec wak

[sapphire2200]

he looks like he´s runnin for the toilet!!!

[DaiLafing]

actually .8 of a second is a long time... for something of that weight to leave the ground...

That did not happen, that was bullshit

[anon69]

no no, point-zero-8 second = 0.08s, not 0.8s. If robotics grows like computers 0.8s should be possible in a decade.

[coolman514]

wrong asimo can run 6kph and weighs 56kg

[gasser5001]

WTF? how is he wrong? youre a moron...

[lldtbll]

its like hes sneaking. i agree with wheels guy vv

[saratfehorses]

ha ha ha ha

[BustouTTFilms]

Just give it wheels...

[griff323]

It looks like asimo is taking a running shit :P jk thats cool though.

[newbrood87]

who cares if he looks funny when hes running.. the fact that hes actually running is amazing

[jaseharris2112]

great a comedic walking robot just what we need. imagine him working for miltary with a gun and he decides it time for a funny run - fucking thing!

[5elin]

asimo aka bender lol

[Virchtrey]

shut up dougpecklord that was a stupid comment maybe they should give it a gun to shoot you.

[dougpecklord]

but u see, i cant die cuz im the best

[ASalazarMX]

Wouldn't you love to see it running amok with a gun? I'm pretty sure he can use it.

[dougpecklord]

they shud dress him up as master cheif and speak like him give him a assult rifile on his back give him 6inch thick titanium make the gun real, and let him go on a rampage to kill every 1 who aint english

[dwaynee305]

that is so fuckin funny im dying

[dougpecklord]

serious, or sarcastic?

[xbx36ty]

rofl you have to admit that would be entertaining though... unless you think "its racist" get a life....

[mh027856]

I heared that engineers who developed ASIMO are almost all Gundam fans.