Star Wars Promotes Homosexuality

[Enlightenedopinion92]

You know what Star Wars had? Incest. Good thing Luke found out before things became serious.

[raichutoyou]

Oh. I was about to point the christians away from the fanfiction.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

Here's what you can do: Don't buy the game.

I don't like Star Wars games so I don't buy them. I don't need to complain, I can just not buy them.

If you don't like same-sex relationships, don't buy the game! Also, if you don't like same-sex relationships chances are your parents don't like Lando Calrissian, so you won't be getting it as a present.

[aqouby]

Is Han Solo gay too?

[mywzique]

Oh noez ... star wars is teh gay ... run ... panic ... scamper ... grabz yer bibble ... git in the closet* and prayz ... it prayz on its kneez. "Pleez spook-in-the-sky pleeeeeez ... deliber us from teh evilz!"

*Matthew 6:6 (KJV): "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy father which is in secret; and thy father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

[SeattleRexx]

Jesus explicitly said "Feel free to punch these "Hyper-Christians" in the throat...They irritate the fuck out of me, too!".. 2nd Book of Kenobi- chap. 12.4

[ttaz4dqm]

I love when Crosstians are on their knees - it's easier to kick them in their FUCKING GODDERFUCK HEADS...

[inconsp1cuous1515]

Damn, when Hitchens said religion poisons everything, he meant EVERY THING.

[TheSH1N1GAM1]

Fuck the Family Research Council!

[kalars88]

These assholes better not start attacking Mass Effect again, now that it also has same sex romance options in the upcoming third one.

[RandomBS88]

Oh goody, now I definitely want a copy of the game. 

[blargd]

I will never ever understand why this kind of thing is a huge deal to some people, it just doesn't compute to me

[ninjacal95]

It's not a special feature, there's just no restrictions to have a relationship with the opposite sex

[neuro369]

Not sure if troll or just incredibly idiotic....stay on your knees please.

[jerrydoubleu]

I always had a thing for R2D2,

[123barriejohn]

I have to tell you guys that Tony Perkins is being deadly serious here (he is not the blogger). Don't forget that Jerry Falwell once said that the teletubbies had a gay agenda. Are these people completely mad?

[vesutv]

I love how the channel name is "On Knees For Jesus" :P

[mavs2147]

Star WARPED! Get it? I'm still LMAO. Seriously though, fuck this guy.

[ChavoMysterio]

...and pretty soon, and I will not be surprised, Tony Perkins will get caught toetapping to perform some "light saber play" in a seedy bus station restroom.

[Anonymesse]

Quit voting down OKFJ, you cunts.

[Polum824545201]

@MrJohnnyrace by the time a species can actually reach outer space and see what is "up there" there shouldn't be any more wishful thinking.. just exploration and knowledge seeking.. sadly in reality that's not the case.. a lot of people would rather go back to the "good 'ol days" bleh..

[P3dotme]

Goran Beviin!!!!

[JonathanZuidhoek]

A quick search over the forum shows there are very few complaints and ``angry parents``. However, the quick search showed more fascination and asked why this had not arrived earlier.

If you are going to show ``who the force is really with``, lying is a way to the dark force, if I remember the Star Wars saga correctly..

[ThePeaceableKingdom]

@MrJohnnyrace Since it was "long, long ago" the correct phrase is not "By then..." but "*Back then* society was very advanced..."

But we were so much older then, we're younger than that now...

[helios5868]

"...gay and lesbians don't exist in the Star Wars Universe." Pics or gtfo!

Good on Bioware! More choices are almost always a good thing to include. I wasn't planning on buying but now I might just try it out.

I'm also looking forward to Mass Effect 3 which will also have gay relationships included.

I do wish that we could have at least ONE organization looking out for families without advocating censorship, murdering abortion doctors (covertly), and hate.

[LobsterPotsticker]

lol star warped

[BumfuzzledZeb]

So... The video is about gay relationships and this guy is "OnKneesForJesus"? I sense some MAJOR projection!

[xWxHxIxTxExYx]

everyone knows that OnKneesforJesus4 posts shit like this to show how dumb religious people are. So quit hating on him, hes a cool uploader. AKA troll

[reactor550]

I don't want to live on this planet.

[Koshesha73]

What a mega dick

[TheDoobidoob]

Oh, like in The Sims? Yeah, this isn't anything new. Them gayz have been gaying up our games probably since video games began. So deal with it.

[Syndicate1947]

Christians are so hatefull. Im glad im not one of them. It must be hard to go around hating everybody who is not like you all the time.

[Koss42]

I was totally gay for George Lucas until the prequels came out. It's too late now bioware... My nerdgasams are filling another closet in a galaxy not so far away.

[Nightw0lf414]

Its and RPG...Bioware makes a lot of them...Like the Dragonage series where you can pork who you want when you want out of your companions...this isn't something big. Get over it homophobes and go back to beating your wives and raping your daughters in your trailer.

[assmatronix]

I fucking hate all christians. I hate christian homophobes even more.

[xGimpyx]

I wonder when Tony Prickins will realize that Bioware only said that the terms "gay" and "lesbian" don't exist. Same-sex relationships still exist, but they aren't acknowledged as different from heterosexual relationships.

For example, you can quite clearly enter a lesbian-relationship in Knights of the Old Republic.

[GlasgowPhilosipher]

Yeah, obviously this has everything to do with turning kids gay and spreading the gay agenda and nothing at all to do with acknowledging the simple fact that GAY PEOPLE EXIST and may want to play this game.

[WithSomeSpareTime]

>Names channel "OnKneesforJesus4."

>Starts bashing a game for having a homosexual option.

>Implies that his name isn't the gayest thing in the god damn universe.

[SquigPie]

@WithSomeSpareTime

>2012

>Defending TORtanic

[hicamaman]

@WithSomeSpareTime

Not the sharpest lightbulb in the carrot patch are ya?

[TheCuriousWays]

@WithSomeSpareTime Dude, the guy who runs this channel is a Poe. If you can call him that. He just uploads the craziest religious videos he finds on the net so we can all point and laugh and have a facepalm fest :P

[WithSomeSpareTime]

@TheCuriousWays I know, I was just fighting fire with fire. I'm trolling his troll video.

[mavs2147]

@WithSomeSpareTime Sure..

[WithSomeSpareTime]

@mavs2147 You're right, I totally fell for it haha.

[ubersteigen]

"Show companies who the force is really with"? ..Uhhh, your hate-mongering bigot Ministry VS Hardcore gamers & Starwars geeks? ....Riiight, I honestly don't think your little boycott is going to make much of a scratch against sales.

[wasneeplus]

Wait 'till those parents find out that homosexual relationships have been a part of games like the sims and world of warcraft for years.

[industrialist22]

Just for Tony, I'm going to make my male Sith Warrior screw Quinn as soon as Bioware add in the same-sex options.

[bassmanco]

PRICK

[Quionic7]

Holy shit, how retarded are you?

[rikie8437]

39 people are fuck tards like that guy talking

[RCWells86]

@rikie8437 Apparently you are as well for insulting. This really doesn't fit in the SW lore at all, so I hope it's a forgotten feature that many devs tend to say "This feature will appear post launch" and then it never does.

[rikie8437]

@RCWells86 why doesnt it fit with star wars lore? are you also a homophobic as well. its a feature in a game that you dont have to play if you dont wish, why do you think you have the right to push your views onto people in a computer game. who gives you the right to spread this bull shit?

think you need to go and kneel before your good and ask for forgiveness for been a bad person.. shouldnt you christans be showing the othe cheek??

[RCWells86]

@rikie8437 Yea I am a homophobe, I take it as a compliment. And no not once is it mentioned in Star Wars lore, I am a bad person how? I am not pushing anything on you, you could have just ignored my post. If anything I feel they would be pushing it on me if this were added.

[rikie8437]

what a dick, this is the reason why people like him shoudl be taken out side and beat to death

best thing the world should do is burn down the chruch fucking retards

so thankful im a pagen and dont have to listen to crap like this on a sunday

tard

[TheSeedTwoPointO]

"Gays and lesbians don't exist in the Star Wars?" What about Jar Jar Binks you dumb piece of shit!

[BlatantStares0714]

@TheSeedTwoPointO And Juhani in KOTOR.. she is a lesbian.

[TheSeedTwoPointO]

@BlatantStares0714 That sounds hot! I'll have to check it out.

[BlatantStares0714]

@TheSeedTwoPointO Just search youtube for Juhani lesbian and you can see the scene. And google Juhani on the wookieepedia and it tells you "Juhani is the first female character written for the Star Wars universe that is a lesbian."

[scottishbadboytracks]

@BlatantStares0714 Dude...you need to get out more seriously

[BlatantStares0714]

@scottishbadboytracks I get out plenty and I'm right. Win win.

[mackuss]

@scottishbadboytracks The fuck does getting out have to do with having played KOTOR you idiot? Good God you're unfathomably dumb.

[zarocksg]

wonder if all the people that is left in the world who really ceare about religion thinkg the same way. i am not religious and i dont see why they got a problem with this stuff.

[youngn420]

lmao

[Polum824545201]

know what else is not in the Star Wars universe...?

..God.

[OHYESTONYDANZA]

@Polum824545201 Not true my good man. You obviously know nothing about star wars lore. Midichlorians can be comparable to 'God' in the sense that they are the force of life.

[Polum824545201]

@OHYESTONYDANZA but they are real microscopic organisms.. not supernatural.. even if they act in seemingly supernatural ways..

in that universe the force is a real thing.. not something one believes they have access to.. they physically access it..

and by "god" i of course meant the supernatural kind some of us humans believe in for some odd reason..

so it's not a good comparison because they can actually test and confirm.

[UltimaWeaponDeux]

@Polum824545201 That was the best comment ever... of all time.

[123barriejohn]

@Polum824545201 And not in our universe either!

[Texemosis]

Ohh gee, I hope they don't find out that there's gay marriage in Skyrim.

[Eopyk]

One is born gay and one would most likely still be born gay in a galaxy far far away.

Homphobic idiot

[DarkEmergence]

How is this new? Didn't we all know that R2D2 is a power bottom.

[JBrantleyMusic]

I love you On Knees for Jesus please keep uploading vids

[RHPSmagenta]

THIS is what they are worried about SERIOUSLY?

[darthvenom305671]

@RHPSmagenta o know rite this is fucking bullshit ! there is absolutely nothin wrong with promoting homo-sexualality in a videogame vader should force-choke this guy ! FUCK HIM !

[SyxxPunk]

Wow, fuck Tony Perkins.

[MsRobotRock]

THATS IT! THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR! (at least they dont know about elder scrolls and other console rpgs)

[CrazyAtheistHeathen]

No irony in your name; OnKneesforJesus. Sounds quite homoerotic.

[DarkEmergence]

@CrazyAtheistHeathen S/he's quite aware.

[mavs2147]

@CrazyAtheistHeathen The owner is a POE.

[AmyInChains161]

It's long been known that Darth Vader is absolutely fabulous.

[Vberg56]

So stupid. You Christians need to stop pushing your beliefs down societies throat.

[mrjonnewman]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!­

[TheRealVahnLegaia]

You, sir, the maker of this video, are a pile of hateful scum. Fuck your beliefs and fuck you. The world would be better off without people like you who have to force their misguided dogmas on everyone they see. Anyone who disagrees with you is wrong, right? You people are disgusting. Fuck Christ, fuck you and fuck your beliefs.

[SamySantana]

@TheRealVahnLegaia You idiot, the "maker of this video" IS an atheist. He exposes the right wing christian bigots by show casting what they say.

[TheRealVahnLegaia]

@SamySantana Ah, I see. Well, my comments are to the person who actually said this stuff.

[TheRealVahnLegaia]

@TheRealVahnLegaia I apologize for my ignorance.

[darthslain]

hateful creature like you are truly pitiful..why do you care so much if two guys wanna stick their dicks up each others asses..leave them alone FFS. love is love,the genitals are added bonuses

[TheSpoonFedFukWit]

" On knees for Jesus" I bet you are, except Jesus is a 18 yr old Latin boy.

[sobored671]

hey guy who made this video

*clears throat*

Go fuck yourself with a sandpaper dildo

[codytheantichristman]

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[stebbi94]

Isn't gay marriage also in Skyrim?

[snipzor]

@stebbi94 Gay marriage you can have with a furry or a scaly or an orc, you'd think that they would be pissed off about it. Perhaps one of us should email them, and by one of us, I mean you.

[stebbi94]

@snipzor But I am le tire.

[snipzor]

@stebbi94 But I am le lazy, and a faggot, they can sense these things you know.

[GeneralInsomnia]

@stebbi94 Oh yes there is. Bethesda has had gays in their almost all their RPG games. Fucking awesome if you ask me.

[spaceman300]

@stebbi94 Yes and it has Skyrimming too :)

[undertow9x]

In the future all you anti gay douche bags will be looked at the same way we look at the racist white folks of the civil rights movement.

[TheSadistPaladin]

I love how many people don't realize that this is a satirical channel.

[tyrongkojy]

Also, last I heard, hating people was a sign of the dark side. You sir, are a Sith, and the New Rebublic, Luke's reformed order, and hell the very Imperial Remnant (after signing the treaty with the New Rebublic) shall hunt your kind down.

[tyrongkojy]

When did Bioware say there are no gays in Star Wars? yes there are. One of the books has two. They're in a relationship. No, I sadly do not recall their names nor the book.

[Bokuza]

You can tell the Uploader plays Sith by his Red Lightsaber under "views."

[Zeldarulah]

@Bokuza OnKneesForJesus is uploading these so we can make fun of them. Please don't dislike or flag, no matter how terrible the content of the actual video is.

[goonodeath]

@Bokuza You are a dumbass the video clearly states that he is not promoting this and he is only uploading it to show his jackassery.

Maybe read the annotations before making yourself look like a moron?

[Bokuza]

@goonodeath You mad cause I'm top comments brah?

[mikieginokc1]

Classic nit wit BlankSlate thinking, if the kids never hear that gay exists, then nobody would be gay. The source of gay children is heterosexual sex!

[bantam700]

This isn't the first game to offer that, and if it's like the others I have played it puts no pressure on you to be in a gay relationship in the game. It's just there as an option if you decide to give it a go. Besides, it not like they are going to be showing any sort of sex scenes in the game or anything. Get over it and stop worrying so much about what people do in their personal lives. I think I need to start a new character in Skyrim and make them gay just to annoy you now.

[DemonBait]

I don't feel some one who claims to be on their knees for Jesus has any right to complain about homosexuality in Star Wars.

[ChewbaccaShawn]

@DemonBait lol I was thinking the exact same thing.

[420simpson]

@DemonBait his name is supposed to be funny. 'onkneesforjesus' is not a christian youtuber.

[kingOFtheFISHpeople]

the game is a 15. if parents are letting children play rated 15 games they're being irresponsible

[darkenwarrior]

I'm sorry but this guy is far too stupid to be real, what a fricking moron.

[Oskoreii]

This is sad

[TragedyMustDie]

Always great to see ignorant and intolerant Christians complaining about what other people choose to do while their priests bugger little boys.. Their brains clearly are in a galaxy far far away...

[phenixwryter]

Weird-lol He sounds so chirpy.

[justjulie37]

these people need to get a life

[Poochalot]

Tony Perkins has once again proved that he's more evil than Darth Vader. There are gay people in this world, deal with it or go live on Newts moon colony.

[mysterioso2006]

There have been same-sex relationships in both Mass Effect and Dragon Age. People who are shocked are kind of stupid (If, of course, there actually IS anyone who's shocked).

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

It's sad people complain about this stuff, it really is.

[PrimeClanProductions]

OnKneesforJesus4. Sucking off Jesus isnt gay?

[TrueEnglishMan01]

@PrimeClanProductions His name is parodying Christians... He's making fun of them.

[ciaochowbella]

They act like being gay is contagious!

"Oooo, we can't let our children be exposed to homosexuality. They might catch the gay!"

[fiveMIRrOrs]

@ciaochowbella It's all about showing the kids that homosexuality is socially acceptable, that's what wrong with it. It teaches the kids NOT to fear gay over god's will.

How do we know that god hates gays? IT WAS WRITTEN IN A BOOK, and books can't lie, right?

[blackwolf1200]

@ciaochowbella Yes, that's what they actually believe. They think that teaching kids to not bully gays and to accept their sexual orientation means making more kids decide to go from straight to gay. Apparently, according to bigoted religious doctrine, up to 40% of people would decide to become gay if harassment was forbidden.

Fundies are simply insane. An ideology that needs hate to stay focused on a purpose is inhuman.

[jerzykrowa]

Ironically the guy in the video is gay.

[jimthepleb]

genius sir genius

[SouthSurvivors]

Jesus tossed the salad, true story.

[crazybasement]

Non Servium. May the Force be with you.

[SeththeWicked]

"a lot of them expressing anger that their kids will be exposed to this Star Warped way of thinking"

Yes, protect them from reality...and their father's porn folder on the family computer. "Mom, why are those two people dressed like animals? What are they doing to each other?"

[masticina]

Funny.. grasping as even stupider ideas they are.

[10thAngel]

Wow, I can rate it?

I can comment?

Who is this Internet-Christian Noob?

[CappitranoBellephant]

@10thAngel LOL tis you who are a noob that can't even recognize a good POE channel.

[10thAngel]

@CappitranoBellephant

>failing to see the sarcasm.

>2012

[CappitranoBellephant]

@10thAngel I'm sorry next time I'll pay better attention to hear the inflection in your voice when you speak.

[10thAngel]

@CappitranoBellephant

>taking people serious

>what a fag

[CappitranoBellephant]

@10thAngel How long do you want this dick measuring contest to go for? It's the weekend I got time. When you do it try using complete sentences like a big boy.

[10thAngel]

@CappitranoBellephant

You mad brah?

psst, you are trolling yourself.

[CappitranoBellephant]

@10thAngel I was being sarcastic, what couldn't you tell :-P

[10thAngel]

@CappitranoBellephant l2internet.

[CappitranoBellephant]

@10thAngel Ok bro have a good one no hard feelins I know I can be a douchebag sometimes :-)

[Yetaxa]

LOL

seriously, there is nothing else to say

[LordFeckington666]

On your knees? heh.

[regemo]

OnKnees4Jesus do they know about Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica? :D They might shit their pants and then jump off a bridge.

[TIPinkUnicorn]

Pfft. That's nothing. I heard Chewbacca was a furry.

[stephenwalls1]

Miss Perkins is dying for a light saber up his butt. xD

[undisputedgreatest]

Since when aren't there gays in Star Wars? Have you motherfuckers ever heard of C-3PO?

[MacNutz2]

you certainly find some strange and interesting, if sometimes disturbing, stuff. thanks

[geragna]

I have a feeling Jesus may not just be a fictional character to this man, rather a man that does his landscaping.

Stay on those knees long and hard!

[Coughlan000]

@geragna this guy didnt make the video, he just uploaded it

[geragna]

@Coughlan000 Ahh gotcha, Thanks

[Rushlimpballs]

"It's time to show these people who the Force is really with."

Wow. I bet he thinks he was being really clever with that. "Ha ha! Get it? The Force?  Star Wars? The Force? Like, we can be a force and Star Wars has the Force? Get it?"

Good grief :(

[antybu86]

So many puns! This guy is like a homophobic version of Gene Shalit.

[onlywhenprovoked]

Am I the only one chuckling about the irony of a homophobe that has a screen name like "onhiskneesblowingjesus"? Methinks doth do protestith too muchith.

[jaejara]

@onlywhenprovoked That's the pun. OnKneesforJesus isn't a Christian, (s)he posts videos that show how ridiculous the Christian right is.

[onlywhenprovoked]

@jaejara Ah, I see. After I wrote this comment I saw his description "getting on my knees until jesus comes" and I thought he was a POE. Confusing when someone posts other people's work.

[Snowgoon901]

@onlywhenprovoked there's nothing sexual about getting down your knees and serving the Lord. PERVERT.

[whydoesthismatter]

@Snowgoon901 You're dumb as shit onkneesforjesus is a troll that compiles content to make fun of Christians.

[Snowgoon901]

@whydoesthismatter Shut up you filthy heretic obviously you're as much of a pervert as the other guy is!

[salamut2202]

This is fucking stupid. 'OMG, people with the same genitalia have a close relationship' Give me a FUCKING break.

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

get the purple light sabre out baby... StarWarsFTW!!!

[shiningpaths]

shhh don't tell them about dr who and babylon-5 etc.

[ShellySummers]

All i got to say to this is the same thing i say about gay marriage. You don't want to be in a homosexual relationship. Then don't be in one. :)

[Iwubchickenwubbins]

@ShellySummers Don't you get why people are so against homosexuals being able to marry? Homosexual marriage is so awesome that no one would ever have a monogamous heterosexual marriage.

[philateliceun]

@ShellySummers Yeah indeed, if you are morally against homosexuality then the best thing to do is not be homosexual.

[TempleOfInanna2]

As if there are not enough real problems in the world. War, disease, starvation, racism etc. We must focus on what counts, and that is what consenting adults like to do behind closed doors. I swear, sometimes I think that people focus on shit like this to detract attention from the big problems.

[edpeterson1]

ROFLOL these people can't be that stupid, can they?

[LorrieFludd]

Just when I thought It couldn't get any dumber