OMG! Ok so at first i was about to turn away and stop watching it due to the dislike bar, but once gordon starting talking, I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at the virginity line and the veryveryveryverygaygaygay part lol!
@RandomPenguin2 But alot of people just have a medium gaming pc for their gaming, if the have a modern game system they don't have to worry to much about lag. Now like most Valve games, it might have good graphics, and not so much lag, and I expect they will make the graphics like in portal 2.
Guys I think I know what happens in this. First of all the Borealis is made by Aperture Science, Judith Mossman also says that [they] have been working on a secret project that could [maybe] help them defeat the combine...Who thinks what Judith is talking about is actually the Portal gun?
Who else thinks that Gordon should use the Portal gun to make Combine fall through the floor and launch barrels at enemies?
@Screep55 if it's taking a long time, that means it's probably going to be good. if they rushed it, guess what? it's going to look something like call of duty, aka complete shit. so if you want a good finale to the beloved half life series then hold your panties and quit bitching, it will come. it's valve, and valve never goes wrong with any of their games, so i'm positive that it's going to be pretty spectacular to say the least.
@legendarywar1 You really think they are 24/7 working on Episode 3? Did you actually know they made DOTA 2 the whole year? And now they announced a new Counter Strike on consoles. Haha, I don't think that Ep3 is releasing in this century.
Waste of time. Someone got bored and made a slideshow for no reason. Why do people bother with this crap? I'm getting really tired of fake videos. Go work for an advertising company if you like making things on the web that are straight up lies, and serve no purpose.
a male version of GlaDos
misterchoc225 1 day ago
they will never make HL3 but a 4
thats what fucking wrong with valve.... theyre already betaing P3 (portals)
swapertxking 2 days ago
ITS STUPID
jordan9tucker9 3 days ago
deslikesaber
kostyagalnger 6 days ago
WTF IT'S 2012 AND THERE'S STILL NO HL2:E3
AwesomeMan235 1 week ago 8
@AwesomeMan235 My thoughts exactly
Eckslinte79 12 hours ago
No wonder this guy uses google voice.
XxPh3nom3nalxX 2 weeks ago
People! If you listen to the robot voice story it is actually fucking funny.
thumbs up so everyone can see.
hexmeohdear 3 weeks ago 10
i only thumbs down this because of what you said to akspartankiller
parratrooper89 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you watch this in 2012 and hl3 was not yet
klichuparowka 3 weeks ago
There is no 3:25 :(
ODST316 3 weeks ago
LMFAO xD
mistroboy 2 months ago
LOL
TheLg884 2 months ago
Where the gameplay?
GameMan202 2 months ago
I wish I could watch this but I'm not at least a trillion years old.
Chizzuh 2 months ago
@Chizzuh XD
Zamaliga 2 months ago
dislike bar is a evil laser sword!!
SWFalerex0092345 3 months ago
now.....i think i want to be rick rolled..time to favorite rick astleys never gonna give you up,
epic10147 3 months ago
Thumbs Up If You are On Year 3000 and HL2EP3 Is In Closed Beta.
PivotAmateur1903 3 months ago 36
hahahaha xD
TheSander87 3 months ago
Haha that's fuckin hilarious u all need to lighten up
AdrenalineJunkieXL 3 months ago
half life 1 eapesode 1
epicness79 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
but will it blend?
d2tz 3 months ago
OMG! Ok so at first i was about to turn away and stop watching it due to the dislike bar, but once gordon starting talking, I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at the virginity line and the veryveryveryverygaygaygay part lol!
acermonm 3 months ago
Doom 4 2014?Half-Life 3 2015?
GoodAlwaysDieYoung 3 months ago
WOH DE GARPHICZ IS ZO GUD!
techn0FTW 3 months ago
OH A LIGHTSABER no thats a dislike bar
colaking75825 3 months ago
i rather be rick rolled than this
AdiAsyraf8 3 months ago
cool lightsaber... Oh, wait, is the dislike bar.
MrValadaMan 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
no more half life its done and half life 3 will dont come out :(
andrey200035 4 months ago
no more half life its done and half life 3 will dont come out :(
andrey200035 4 months ago
why do you even waste your time on this?
Briggsman1000 4 months ago
trolls sudenly everywhere
hicarbut 4 months ago
Yeahh.! We are on 2011
edgy95 4 months ago
i gonna kick you re ass
pitoman49 4 months ago
that's not real game footage IdiotMan235
TheMelzer64 4 months ago
Twat!
BeansOnGhost 4 months ago
I knew the loss of Kelly Bailey would cause valve to go to hell.
88deathguy 4 months ago
nope.
EpicNade 4 months ago
YOU HAVE BIG PROBLEMS YOU DICK FUCKIN MORON PUT SOMETHING GOOD ON YOU DROPKICK
TheAVPpredator 4 months ago
this is the kind of videos that make you dislike
VakiuzoMap 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
lol i tried to look what is the oldest comment hare,it is:
LOLZ! I SOOO CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS INSTALLMENT TO COME OUT! XD by the way, i know the song in this video is from Half Life, but whats the track name?
DarthJthmIsSwell 3 years ago
(btw there ar e155 pages of comment hare :P)
tom97560 4 months ago
I liked him better silent.
1499jack 4 months ago
complete and utter waste of trollable material here. you sir, are in need of schooling.
Baelrusse 4 months ago
ARBY?!!
GarrysGuy123 4 months ago
w4nk3r
tony10898 4 months ago
Hl2 : episode 3 has CANCELLED :L
CriadorDeZumbis 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@CriadorDeZumbis NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
prax456 4 months ago
I Can't wait till 2009 and i can play this!
B1ushMoe 4 months ago
Your description is a perfect recipe for a lag bomb.
MegaMario20 4 months ago
@MegaMario20 BF2 isn't much of a lagbomb... though its graphics are crap in comparison to these newer fps games...
RandomPenguin2 4 months ago
@RandomPenguin2 But alot of people just have a medium gaming pc for their gaming, if the have a modern game system they don't have to worry to much about lag. Now like most Valve games, it might have good graphics, and not so much lag, and I expect they will make the graphics like in portal 2.
MegaMario20 4 months ago
AMAZING! I FOUND A TRAILER BY VALVE ON HAFL LIFE 2 EP 3! THEY SAID IT WAS WORKING CHECK THIS OUT!! watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
snarkbaited 4 months ago
Half life 2 Episodio 3 Confirmed
watch?v=1YfSX8noI8U
ECJM1 4 months ago
C'mon, we all know that Valve cannot count to three.
pkmnmaster5152 4 months ago
What the fuck is this? I CAME HERE TO SEE EPISODE 3 FOTAGE
DrShadowify 4 months ago
lol hella funny
MrNjaco 5 months ago
Hey! I just found working HL2 E3 Demo at /watch?v=vqAZOrTzPVc
grtblogger 5 months ago
DAMMIT i was looking for a rickroll!
massivive 5 months ago
Cállate culiao
arientur 5 months ago
i listen to this joke when i play hl2 and hl1
Esstan2010 5 months ago
40 person?
On Battlefield 2 is 64 person MP :D
riilhiiro 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you are gay
CoolAidMan451 5 months ago
2009 really? 2011 bitch, it's been 2 years since your estimation. -.-
PhantomGamer100 5 months ago
I liked the combine sitting on the bed.
GTR141Foxer 5 months ago
its already 2011
Scarface12235546 5 months ago
what the fuck?
MrScaletta1995 5 months ago
Stephen Hawking wants to screw combine?
ThisGuyGamesOK 5 months ago
Hello Arby !
toothless6reach 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you watch this video in 2011 and Half-life 3 was not yet
Magnum8bit 5 months ago 320
@Magnum8bit you mean episode 3?
whatismyname1253 5 months ago
@Magnum8bit No shit sherlock
super18y 5 months ago
@Magnum8bit such a shame
Kingpin745 3 months ago
@Magnum8bit It's 2012 already and still no HL3..
molumen 4 weeks ago
@molumen D:
Magnum8bit 4 weeks ago
@molumen or at least episode 3
antaloliver 1 week ago
@Magnum8bit I'm actually watching in 2012 but I still like ur comment! :P :D
antaloliver 1 week ago
Lol Arbiter has his own channel.
RonaldinhoReborn 5 months ago
nice gayplay video!
Analgleiter 5 months ago 2
I missed him when he was a silent homo
r0cKmEsExYjEsUs 5 months ago
thumbs up if your watching this in 2011
155Miguel 5 months ago 8
arbiter is high
KickdustProductions 5 months ago
What?
I JUST WANTED TO LISTEN TO A FUCKING RICK ASTLEY, THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
TehSalomon 5 months ago 102
@TehSalomon Me too WTF I wanted To Get rickroll'd
legoguyforhire 3 months ago
@TehSalomon me too , fuck this video
Terrorcowboy 1 month ago
Guys I think I know what happens in this. First of all the Borealis is made by Aperture Science, Judith Mossman also says that [they] have been working on a secret project that could [maybe] help them defeat the combine...Who thinks what Judith is talking about is actually the Portal gun?
Who else thinks that Gordon should use the Portal gun to make Combine fall through the floor and launch barrels at enemies?
TheBusinessKids 5 months ago
holy shit this was good =)))
VGAnxiety 5 months ago
ep3 players are liked this video !!!!!
aksufatos 5 months ago
гавно
TheBlackSmokey 6 months ago
Mother fucking lier
MrSeansk8er 6 months ago
You are idiot :P
HackedBlade 6 months ago
Fuck valve. they cant fucking count to 3. Sons of bitches, just give us the goddamnit game and stop with the torture!
Screep55 6 months ago
@Screep55 if it's taking a long time, that means it's probably going to be good. if they rushed it, guess what? it's going to look something like call of duty, aka complete shit. so if you want a good finale to the beloved half life series then hold your panties and quit bitching, it will come. it's valve, and valve never goes wrong with any of their games, so i'm positive that it's going to be pretty spectacular to say the least.
legendarywar1 6 months ago 2
@legendarywar1 i agree completely with you :)
luchdim13 6 months ago
@legendarywar1 You really think they are 24/7 working on Episode 3? Did you actually know they made DOTA 2 the whole year? And now they announced a new Counter Strike on consoles. Haha, I don't think that Ep3 is releasing in this century.
Screep55 6 months ago
fuck you Gordon freeman would NEVER be gay
TehHawksClan 6 months ago
lol
hahahah
XD
ProductionsFatKat 6 months ago
tonight I bury a lever on the head
CsFerchox 6 months ago
WTF GORDAN FREEMAN IS NOT GAY ASS HOLE
hellmen163 6 months ago
Rated M for Mature
...
Xis03 6 months ago
Waste of time. Someone got bored and made a slideshow for no reason. Why do people bother with this crap? I'm getting really tired of fake videos. Go work for an advertising company if you like making things on the web that are straight up lies, and serve no purpose.
sbleed 6 months ago
@sbleed totally true
mrjkwww 6 months ago
Аффтар! Убейся головой ап стену!
Danieldll 6 months ago
FUCK U
21crazyguy12 6 months ago
i am from the future! you will not get half life 2 ep 3
ThEmNsPrO 6 months ago
@ThEmNsPrO GREAT SCOTT! you will doom us all if you tell us any more!
pikaboy409 6 months ago
no epispde three they will make half life 3
sarozer31 6 months ago
That's what I went to school dressed up like one day. A combine elite. I also dress as cp. P.s. Pick up that can!
hypershadow987 6 months ago
Гавнюк!
MrCubeStudio 6 months ago
thumbs up if your watchin it in 2011
SugarCaneRushLimbaah 6 months ago 2
@SugarCaneRushLimbaah NO, IM WATCHING THIS IN 2036 BITCH!
CPSPD 6 months ago
Aw man! 2009?! And here I am in 2011... If only I hadn't lost the keys to my TARDIS.
gskaloyan 6 months ago
i actually find this to be hilariousness.
CinderBlockFilms 6 months ago
you are very very very gay
FORASTEIROSCABR 6 months ago 2
does anyone actually believe this?
DangerDraythan 6 months ago
Why don't ya show us ur voice??
1-You're a kid.
2-You can't talk
3-You are retarded
4-This is your real voice O.o
ligador23 6 months ago 4
WAT? it hasnt cum out yet? DAMMIT VALVE THIS LOOKS EPIC!
StarcoGAMES 6 months ago
@StarcoGAMES I certainly don't believe that Valve's games come out from their penises.
Mrcrazy80 6 months ago
gordon talks in episode 3
yang592 6 months ago
im very very very gay! =DD
Thescarwing 6 months ago
umm
Supersoldierx1 6 months ago
theres a wide assortment of dildos to fuck teh combine.. up the ass HAHAHA
monstertunk 6 months ago
2009? Ya right.
Fight3rHit 6 months ago
too bad it doesn't come out till two years ago...
StudioParadoXwebsite 6 months ago 139
2009? ITS FUCKING 2011!
HkKillermind 6 months ago 4
jesus age christ I CANT WAIT SO LONG!!!!
TARDISpug 6 months ago
xD
ken890alibab 6 months ago
fuck you man wait i dont want herpes
comando1017 6 months ago
Looks legit.
MrShadyface 6 months ago
OMG i want 3:26 of my life back
MrPimpmanpimp 6 months ago
you get to live the life this time not half of it ...hahaha
Gforceorange 6 months ago
LOL HE IS SPEAKING LIKE STEPHEN HAWKING!
jewbhoy 6 months ago
lol this is funny.
skulltac 7 months ago
your a homo
imadurp 7 months ago
Why is this so funny.
BoctorPoo 7 months ago 2
YOU SUCK !
DornAlien123 7 months ago
OMFG REALLY 40 MULTIPLAYER SO MANY PEOPLE CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!
03oliwri 7 months ago
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MyMusicIsEpic 7 months ago
its 2011 fuckhead.
nobodysurvives229 7 months ago
Dat suit!
Mrjman554 7 months ago
FAKE AND GAY
BlackRapture888 7 months ago
im in the year 3125 im haveing fun with half life 95 episode 5
masterbeef2008 7 months ago
@masterbeef2008 I believe you ;)
TheSchattenmonster 7 months ago
hahaha lol
sebix2008 7 months ago
verry verry verry gay
Esstan2010 7 months ago
1. Stop Video
2. Look at dislike bar
3.*leaves*
ItalianMobster31098 7 months ago
Sigh
Raqwaza17 7 months ago
Shouldn't this be called "the secret missing episode of half life"?
AtomskCatalyst 7 months ago
I just skipped the video when he said "that I use to fuck the combi-" then I see a combine elite.
MattDusekFan01 7 months ago
TTTTTTRRRRROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
ihavenosubs1 7 months ago
Can't wait till 2009, going to be game of the year.
xiXequinoxXix 7 months ago
rofl
MsAnimator7 7 months ago
oh look a laser sword
moa2607 7 months ago
this video really made me laugh. gordon and alyx have sex? that was expected
456ironmaiden 7 months ago
holy shit its comeing out in 2009! finally!
AnonymousI6778 7 months ago 135
@AnonymousI6778 Too bad it's freaking 2011 now...
ultradarkflamewolf 7 months ago
@AnonymousI6778
I KNOW! I CAN'T WAIT FOR 2009.
MafiaSk8r97399 6 months ago
@AnonymousI6778 xDDDDDD
PhasmidTutorials 6 months ago
@AnonymousI6778 lol lol lol
MrZoom777 6 months ago
@AnonymousI6778 thumbs up if its 2011 and it didn't come out yet ! :P
TheRash12 5 months ago 3
@AnonymousI6778 Its 2011 O.o
And its not out O.o
lucaboy64 5 months ago
@lucaboy64 its supposed to be a joke
stickdudeshooter 5 months ago
@AnonymousI6778 u fail vlave is hopping the end of world is on 2012 and this is why they don't make episode 3 :P
LordBordNoob 5 months ago
bla bla bla mr freeman
HyperSonic341 7 months ago
SUCKERRRRRRRR
Mr117fuck 7 months ago
...LOVE IT...
AWSOMEPOSSUM16 7 months ago
best picture is real cobine =)
domasas223 7 months ago 2
i lost 3:26 mn of my fucking life
mahdi15963 7 months ago
@mahdi15963 I lost 10 seconds of my life!
ihmehiitaja 7 months ago
fucking
mahdi15963 7 months ago
0:59 "It was especially a fuckin shame..."
ROFL!!!!! I lost it right about there!!! ROFL!!!!! :P
TheHumanBallsack 7 months ago
i hate u more than justin beiber.
Marcusisawsome1 7 months ago 2
@Marcusisawsome1 i totaly agree with you one hundered percent! hes a fagstick
Baxten123 7 months ago
hhahaa "Word around Valve Corporation is that there will be a automobile added to the game.... a SEX CAHRRRRR..." HAHAHAHAHA
ghostriderx101 7 months ago
i actually lol'd :D
guitarer99 8 months ago
Oh who like it?? 872 people..
dexxterlab97 8 months ago