Man vs. Wild - Vietnam - Catfishing

[phoenixchelsea]

Bear's ten scary survival really gave me a heart attack...!!! LOL

[TheAqui2000]

BEAR " now i can take the bamaboo stick and use it as a detachable penis so i can drink my piss and use it a weapon."

[phambo101]

However, if you really need to go over to "Hoville" for any reason, I would advise you to consult Chuck Norris to come alone 'cause he knows where all the MIAs are kept at!!!

[phambo101]

I came from Vietnam and the fish in the rivers are still contaminated with Agent Orange, if you can believe it...Best thing to do is not to go there in the first place!!!

[gwolf776]

@phambo101 same here man.

[BrickVsJaw]

I got a feeling that fish was already dead...

[Mystline18]

I use to drink my own pee but then I took an arrow to the bladder.

[oldschoolcommy]

i once caught a crayfish with a wooden spear i made and learned it from watching this haha, it only had two prongs though.

[21gda]

Thats the most pathetic catfish ive ever seen

[gemdha21]

O_O

[mallymahalik]

that's amazing

[pROTPANDA]

Gettin' out of water, better to drink my own piss.

[furzknoten97]

It's getting dark, better drink my own piss!

[23Arshaviin]

Here is a rock and basically just give that a rinse and basically thats..... Good to go!

[beyblade123451000]

i think god doesnt like him for killing all those poor animals

[letterboy90]

@beyblade123451000 yeah like God hates every animal for killing those poor animals to survive

[hmt741]

@beyblade123451000 fag

[fluffymole0913]

@beyblade123451000 Go outside and look at nature. Animals eat animals all around you. It's what we are designed to do, it's what we are supposed to do. However I do think that factory-style farming is a bit wrong. I prefer to eat free range products but I'm never gonna be a vegetarian. Us eating animals is part of the food chain and the cycle of nature.

[shane1637]

@beyblade123451000 God isn't real, and we're designed to eat meat.

[STDrepository]

Whos talkin bout les stroud the faggot canadian leaf sorter now? Bear grylls is balls out a real man. Who wants to watch les sit around eating coconuts when you can watch bear grylls free run his way through the wilderness killing and eating shit and doing insane cliff climbs and rapells. Bear is the real survivor, he doesnt just sit around like les, he actually finds his way out.

[creeperblows]

See this copied comment? its full of protein.

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

if chuck norris would be awesome as bear. He would be smashing mah face to the keyboard. see? no chuck norris shmashing mah face!

[LucifugeRhofocale]

chuck norris is nothing compared to this guy

[lukewilliams010]

yeah i was going to get lost in the wild but bear killed all the animals , salvaged all the good materials and left me with nothing so i fought might aswell stay in tonight

[eaglefly0823]

A clean kill. - Nitiri @ Avatar

[meneerNL]

i really got a bear grylls add :l

[WatchMeSpore]

Seriously... just jam the handle of your knife into the bamboo. Instant spear. Gawd.

[STDrepository]

@WatchMeSpore wtf, how would it stay in, thats how you lose your knife in the silt of a river.

[xXDEADxWINGXx]

Keep pressing 2...hes jerking off O.o

[joel5673ify]

If bear gryills were caught in a gangfight,he would say:"WOW there so full of protein!"

[AllDayBlazed]

@joel5673ify bad joke is bad....

[360Gamer97551]

@MoeHoward12345 is that really necessary?

[Paumonsu]

It was already dead. Fuck this show

[bbvibrabb]

@Paumonsu If you had actually watched the episode, you would have seen it wiggling right after

[Dzioniis]

The camera crew sitting in their tent-- Mmm.. this pizza is great!

Bear grizllys in his cave-- screw your pizza this slug is full of protein!

[TheAusrali]

grylls for next president!

[FostyRetsof]

the comments on these videos kill me lol

[kevin01281998]

nice russian at the end XD

[TheNinjanordundor]

Imagine Bear been the Prime Minister

[SerJahPhoto]

Sweet!

[sunnykhoo88]

what about dogfishing?

[moeyabdul187]

looks fake , coz when he cough the fish it wasnt moving lol

[Baron189Jc]

@moeyabdul187 He killed it, duh, HE STABBED IT DEAD ON THE HEART.... Or wherever. Fish biology isn't my best knowledge.

[fishfish2277]

the best drink to accompany this meal of fresh catfish is a tall, warm glass of my own urine.

[KillWithFire12]

The worst thing about these piss jokes is that he says "pee" not "piss" but everyone think he says piss...

[xx1momochilli1xx]

I drunk my own piss, time to drink my own piss.

[pxdud]

if i were ever trapped on an island and was allowed to bring one person, it would be this guy

[YouMadBro112233]

shut up about the drinking my own piss

[iToasTCruskitZ]

I used to say better drink my own piss, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[gruntcunt]

@iToasTCruskitZ hahahaha

[IncrediblyStupidName]

if bear grylls were ever caught in a SAW trap, he'd just look at the leather strap and go like " this is edible" starts munching away*

[markscott94]

@IncrediblyStupidName first he will say this is a great source of protein

[rucajuda]

@IncrediblyStupidName he would eat the trap :D

[zsofi1234]

@IncrediblyStupidName PROTEIN

[tehGazdaa]

@IncrediblyStupidName he'd say "this is a real delicacy around the world"

[shane1637]

@IncrediblyStupidName I lol'd lol.

[IncrediblyStupidName]

bear grylls leaves nothing alone -_-

[norcofoxrider]

i use to drink my own piss. then i took an arrow to the knee

[LordWellington15]

@norcofoxrider Took an arrow to the knee eh? Better drink your own piss.

[noyzizi]

i spear fish all the time, even if you spear em through the brain theyll still twitch. he speared it near the dorsal fin and no tail thrashing at all? this is why bear sucks. but he does make up for it with all the piss he drinks.

[Urth40]

If i hear another joke about piss, urine trouble

[ZaZ30001]

@Urth40 IM SO THIRSTY.... BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS...

[CoolCuz223]

@Urth40 Hehe. i seee what you did there...

[phazon0taste0nice]

@Urth40 Bhaha 5 star post!

[Fdgod007]

why is the russian guy from call of duty zombies at the end of this clip???

[trollkaren1]

Thumbs up if ur the 490 000 Viewer

[MrCamoflarge]

I took an arrow in the knee,better drink my piss

[StealthyCarrrot]

if urine this situtation, you'd drink your piss too.

[JakeyBHD]

Bear never misses..

[KatiushaVN4]

that's not catfish. That's a silurus

[NeosKortexXx]

Why doesn't the fish move at all when it's pulled out of the water?

[AzTno11]

@NeosKortexXx its dead?

[NeosKortexXx]

@AzTno11 Oh yeah sure, it dies instantly. Even if you get your head cut off there are nerve impulses from the spinal cord making your body jerk. Didn't you have biology class?

[lil8pumper]

these jokes are very urine-ginal

[lAMEDEIROSl]

how does the camera man has loadss batery to record thiis?

[WhenYourStrange93]

these piss jokes are really pissing me off

[Untouchable154]

so yea we just put the dead catfish in the bank and he will act like he caught one

[MrTahhmatee]

Stfu u idiots about piss.. Better go drink my own cum. Yeah u heard me right im a insane ma fuka

[starscreamer20]

People don't know about the meme? Better drink my own piss.

[GazeyJR]

Hes only drunk his own piss, like 4 times.

[noyzizi]

@GazeyJR drinking your own piss just once is all it takes to get made fun of for the rest of your life.

[rpgbeast10]

2 things. He caught that thing on his first shot. Shut up with the piss jokes.

[peng80634]

Grow Up about the piss jokes gosh!!!

[HunterHitMan101]

oh theirs faggots still posting piss jokes, better drink my own... oh wait im not a faggot

[PokemonfanGeneration]

Oh there's a lake... Better drink my own piss.

[JDonaldson94]

fell off a mountain...better kill a snake, piss in its dead body, then save it for a nourishing drink for later...

[jasperket]

see that camera man? its full of protein

[yyyonii]

@jasperket LMFAO!!!!!!LOLLLLLLL

[TheExecel]

@jasperket LOL XD

[24leboss]

@jasperket It's so funny !! LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!

[litojonny]

@jasperket LOLO best comment ever

[allstrtwice]

@jasperket lol

[pokemage2]

just caught a catfish,better cook it in my own piss

[daviddeath11]

Piss. 

[blurasxbery]

Yay my country! :D

[thepwneroflife1]

I LIVE IN VIETNAM!

[rangehero]

I know he's angry but there's no need to get pissy about it..

[M3G4M3N1]

No Top comment better drink my own piss. i know im pissed also of this Urin jokes ;D

[Ma2FJk]

I wanna make one of those wepons

[yourfreakyneighbourh]

Okay im gonna go drink my piss now...better get some thumbs up when i return.

[Dobcho0]

@yourfreakyneighbourh Thats sad ... no thumbs :D

[moneyparade]

THIS IS ILLEGAL!!!! OH WAIT YOUR IN VIETNAM.....

[bman2700000]

too bad I dont have any piss with this cat fish...oh wait xD

[JtwPix100]

1:22 money shot!!!

[mwslayer123]

There should be more likes on the video

[Crazyallucart]

you are awesome =)

[TomTom40202]

he just judo chopped that bomboo into pieces

[jon33cc]

i just pissed my pants but i ate some piss and it was k

[AUG351]

PRESS 2

[MairacleMaker10]

its funny how hes trying to make the weapon sharp when he has the knife

[MrIrishland]

good weapon also

[xTheNIL8Rx]

wow that was so easy...

[SenVS21]

why dont kill this catfish with his piss?

[mrfishydudeman]

he is my hero!

[moonkick360]

I'm tired of piss comments,better drink my own piss

[wietplantje100]

@moonkick360 stfu



[moonkick360]

@wietplantje100 u mad bro?

[huzaifah971]

@moonkick360 go fuck your self with your penis :)

[moonkick360]

@huzaifah971 no that's what your father does to you,you mix up kid :)

[paulsinghish]

@moonkick360 fuck your self

[maxlarsen]

im sorry to say this but the fish whas stone dead long before he catch it, a fish do not die in 2 sec without dying reflexes thats actually impossible for a fish :)

[Baileyy734]

he's such a babe

[hydralisk3313]

@Baileyy734 Guys can't be babes.

[Baileyy734]

@hydralisk3313 says you

[DoTaFreaky33]

All he need is a knife and he can do everything things better then spear

[ArsenalCech09]

people are tired of piss jokes, better drink my own pee

[k4ze7]

ran out of good comments to post? hm, better re-use some played out piss joke

[05you2]

what knife does he use?

[justdgafit]

@TheBroadMinded stfu

[Micheru0904]

I come from Vietnam.

[clanorange66]

it looks like i've ran out of piss.... time to eat my penis.

[TheBettaApprentice]

AAwww thank goodness for this video, I was out camping and got lost, luckily I had my iPhone to watch man vs wild.

[treycole02]

ok we get it he drinks piss and we do not care just lets him die if he wants to live better drink it

[MrRampageJohnson]

Just caught a catfish, better drink his piss

[masterdebo1]

Yea i swear ive never seen a fist die that fast. even with a spear

[arthuro13]

@masterdebo1

same, when i was young i remember a certain fishing incident involving a troat and a nightstick it lived to long ):

[vancouverbc69]

@masterdebo1 strange, kind of like that lobster he caught too ? hmmmm , could be that his show is straight bullshit , 2 % survival 98% entertainment? i am an outdoorsman, i would tell everyone to NOT do what this guy does lol

[Haayyyden]

He used his hand to get a much bigger one!

[plopnod]

Apparently Bear had recently been man raped by a Sasquatch

[dieParodie]

HACKER oneshit kill xD

[snickers101010]

its easy to takin dead fish



[SkilledClips]

omg he caught the cat with one shot? aimbot!

[MetalAnonym0us]

Caught a fish, better drink a celebratory piss martini.

[Dhragonfly]

i think that fish, like most of bear gryll's 'prey', is already dead.

[norcofoxrider]

@Dhragonfly what are you saying iv seen bear kill mad animals

[Akshole]

The Russian was spot on. :)

[djmocok]

You can actually just dip your balls halfway submerged in the water - they will act as catfish bait. When you get a nibble, do a pelvic thrust to throw the fish on to the land.

[watchthatvid112]

@djmocok Hahaha! most underrated comment on this vid. That was genius, much better then these fucking original "better drink my own piss" comments.

[noyzizi]

@watchthatvid112 i had to find his comment to see if your comment was accurate, and yes it is. way better than all these piss comments.

[4EVERHPF]

i wanna be with him in 2012

[GeronKizan]

Okay, who let the Heavy do the announcing for Discovery Channel?!?

[00buckshotdipper]

well heres another piss joke

[Nickawesomejr]

Better follow with PissColada!

[Safegold008]

@Nickawesomejr LOL that's not even funny.

[Deroni76]

Better drink my own piss...

[yidox4]

@Deroni76 its kinda getting old, i am fucking sick of these motherfucking piss jokes in every single bear grylls video

[scooterrat97]

MAN VS WILD IZ MY FAV T.V SHOW!

[MrMunchhead]

i expected a huge catfish

[GtForLife123]

@MrMunchhead that is huge for a catfish

[MrSpaceHD]

@GtForLife123 no really thats really small for a catfish, you are obviously thinking about catfish that you see in fish tanks. you can get catfish up to 100 lbs.

[GtForLife123]

@MrSpaceHD Oh damn then the potomac river has small catfish lol

[tomatoface12]

**insert piss joke**

[brianthao102]

it's fnny how theres a russian dude at the end

[ninhle98]

YEAAA VIETNAM baybeee im viet and im proud

[smithitt]

press Alt and F4 to skip ads :)

[kingjacob300]

if he dies im gonna cry myself to sleep.. too bad he will live for ever!! LONG LIVE bear grylls!!

[Montragon29]

I think i'll stick to Ray Mears...thank you...At least he cooks his food and goes well prepared into all situations....Bear is just...sloppy...

[TheRandomsoulsisters]

@Montragon29 At least he show's you whhat to do if your not prepared, just saying.

[Montragon29]

@TheRandomsoulsisters Sure, that's fine but he shows things that in a survival situation would be outright dangerous...He hosts a survival show, not instructions for survival...I've been hiking mountains for 6 years now and stayed in the woods for days... Grylls is just ...entertaining...But not the master of survival...He should show at least two ways to light a fire from scratch (he's got a knife...always) and give info on safe survival, not quick exhaustion...Its not as if he doesn't know...