The Oompa Loompa Army

[THEKINGOFBULLDOGS]

the marines have nothing on this

[minecraftmentals]

best way to distract the other army send them in they do there song then the other groups kill off the enemy = epic win

[MissJaded1989]

jade7927, do you realize if they were short and fat they wouldnt be in the U.S. ARMY? HMM....makes since right?

[fishead204]

I want their drill sergeant...

[ZanshinMedia]

Look at all those weapons lying in the dirt. Gotta be ROTC kiddies. Waste of skin and oxygen.

[psp12300]

funniest shit ever

[hrenthor]

watch out afghan.... we'll kill u with our oompa loompa army!!!!!!!

[blakes219]

thats fun

[jade7972]

lol haha it would of been even funny if they were very short n fat

lol but still made me laugh

[noobtuber012]

they aren't short and fat thought

[10mamersboy10]

My life is complete lol

[B1nksss]

"Encore". De rien mecton.

[laubeatz]

those men just did like 100 squats while singing.. thats a skill =)

[yakirZush]

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO I'VE GOT ANOTHER STORY FOR YOU OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO DOOMPADEE DOO

[Alice4ever96]

OMG my little sister's NJROTC class did this at Garfield high school! she blushed the whole way through cause the guy she liked kept hitting her butt XD

[shadowman1269]

How ever you spell enchore

[Rolls7Royce]

Haha I fucking hate squats.

[MsDisturbedpuppy]

lmao and i thought i saw it all

[SpiritOfTheOpera]

My friend

Now a marine

Must show him this video and beg him to get some friends and do this

I think my life is complete

[controlusplease1]

better than what our platoon sergeant did to us.

after a 11 mile run uphill with full combat & 3 day gear on (which weighs like 120 lbs) he made us sing "im walking on sunshine" as a unit

it was raining and very muddy that day...

[lastcody]

@controlusplease1 HAHAHA OMG YES

[1inf1nty]

funny and badass this made my day

[PixieStick253]

lmao, this has made my day :D

[6pea6nut6]

Now that is one hell of a battle charge glad we are on the same team would hate to be the one getting chased down by that lol

[HellFighterz]

im not going to lie i thought theyd switch up all the parts with shit related to the military

but this is tiring as hell.. (yes i tried it while watching the video) lol and funny

[slipknot1jjj]

Lol! I'd bet in their first stages of training, their legs would be hurting :P Hilarious Oompa Loopmas, their drill instructor has a sense of humor!

[giuseppeRraimondo]

They are showing what the Germans did to the POW of WW2

[MySouthernHeart]

Who Gives a fuck about tax dollars I bet half the fucks who post comments like that are overweight assholes who think there the shit Well guess what these men and woman are better than you in every aspect of there lives so go F yourselves Soldier hating creeps.

[Shorty8183]

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!



[ThoseFiveJewz]

fucking hilarious

go america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TopTenCrew]

taxdollars man, fucking taxdollars. 

[DrCooper1992]

@TopTenCrew Douche.

[M1A2HeavyMetal]

@TopTenCrew asshole

[slyrez]

@TopTenCrew so did we spend anything on em singing a song?

[heraldraven]

lol i remember pissing off our drill sergeant and having to yell the most embarrassing cadence i have ever heard while wlkaing past a graduating class,all their families and their CO's lol it was soo bad lol

[GHOSTWRITERL]

@heraldraven Tiny Bubbles?

[heraldraven]

@GHOSTWRITERL no lets just say it involved a lack of counting ability and crack smoking lol

[GHOSTWRITERL]

@heraldraven 1 2 3 4, you can't count to 5, 1 2 3 4, because your brain is fried from crack, and dope, and all that shit you smoke, crack baby!

[heraldraven]

@GHOSTWRITERL yup pretty close lol...1234 we cant count to 5,cause our brains are fried,dont you laugh,its no joke,its from all the crack we smoke...lol the look on the families faces was priceless lol...

[xSwaggaxVersace]

hey to all u anti americans going on them

they will squat on ur graves with they're buns of steel

[a211pc]

Before some fool makes a video and puts it on you tube ..what do you think this says to our enemies ? They can do this activity all they want but don't put it on video..

[armymatt83]

@a211pc who cares what this says to our enemies they can fuck off

[TheHutHutify]

@a211pc dont be a fag

[a211pc]

@TheHutHutify we can all see you are a tough guy sitting behind your computer ... young school boys on the playground who think they are tough guys like you use words like fag especially when you have nothing to say ..

[ke2291]

this cracks me up!!

[BigGucci]

It makes it not so miserable to exercise.

[MrLILsmokey1993]

Okay this is scary D:

[Aaiigghhtt1]

Fucking awesome. What will you think that will come of, that Dududud? hauhaua.

[swagnessify]

great training

yes great

[davvvvo]

the troops are the loompas and the president willy wonka

[mexicano7771000]

At camp we had to come up with something like this and Charlie flight chose this, and it was hilarious!

[ilufgreenday]

i can't stop with laughing! XD

[karlpage1990]

Lmao well at least it wasn't I'm a little tea pot

[omgloveheartheart]

Wow. The things they make trainees do makes me laugh. :)

[quinnpowner]

lol this is funny, ROFL

[eviilhomerr]

Haha, biatches

[MrFirecrackerOne]

Lol, the stuff they make Recuits do.

[GregoryTaylor121]

well i hope basic is this fun lol

[lilnicky3520]

GO U.S. THE FREAKING A. LOVE THIS COUNTRY

[fdser2591]

New army song?

[benbarnesgirl22]

I'm quite terrified of Oompa Loompa's BUT these ones are looking really good in their ACU's

[SelfTitledGuitarist]

@PV2Tomb DICK....

[bloodyblade24]

US army making us smile :)

[AsparagusMonster]

Given the situations they can be put in, a little humour seems due to keep them in good spirit?

[twigwhatever1]

So this is what you do in the army...... I never knew that you are a oompa loompa

[DarkBeing18]

I'm going to agree with you there, Natesmodelrailroad.

[Chaundra123]

7 oompa loompas dislike this.

[Shasake]

i have a feeling that the drill sergent made them do that lol

[TrentNavy]

The credo of any military is this- Break them down and build them back up in their own image. To break them down you have to humilate them. I did something wrong when I was back in NavyBasic and had to stand "spider watch." It was a rather clever punishment set up by the division Master-at-Arms, which consisted of knocking on every other tile and saying "Hello? Mr.Spider, are you in there?" I earned it. I say don't the crime, if you can't do the time.

[EmoLovez]

Point is to make them humiliated because they did something wrong or the DI is just in a bad mood. Its called "IT", sadly I don't get how the majority of you don't realize that? But that was entertaining to watch

[Glorifiedation]

this... just made me have an urge to run down to the local signup, and that not cuz it looked like a giant gay orgy...

[tonidilux]

Don King would be proud to say "only in America"

[TomDonehugh]

@cazzaboyy are they sure we beat the nazi's?

[annpinsonrebecca]

This video has to go viral! It just has to because it's so cool!

[OhShitDidHeDie]

This is fucking awesome.

[XMMxmmXM]

I'm surprised this isn't a viral video xD

[General011991]

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE CHAIN OF COMMAND!!

[RichwoodsBrat08]

lol love it

[VerlindeTV]

Only in America when soldiers get together can act like awesomeness!!!

[hotmammi22]

They need this as recruiting video

[xJayJayGee]

That must kill their legs

[hiloboiz25]

This is only the U.S.

[countrygirl12681034]

God bless the americans for makin idiots of them selves............but it was funny!

[dontBugly]

Meanwhile in America.... :D

[myXusername]

Probably the most epic vid I've ever seen XD

[Kyolover8]

@myXusername i agree sissy it is. this is freaking amazing

[bluenet900]

@cazzaboyy stfu u nazi lover

[TrueFate]

Haha that's a good work out.



[SkyeCrazy16]

HAH my husband is in this!!!!!!!!!

[MojaveOutlander]

@SkyeCrazy16 so you married an oompa loompa???!!!?!??!!11

[SkyeCrazy16]

@MojaveOutlander ...I did not marry an Oompa Loompa. Drill Sgt. made them do it in boot camp.

[CuBa1234567]

@SkyeCrazy16 which mega pixel is he?

[sexiiassangel]

@SkyeCrazy16 thats awesome!

[DocterCrimson]

Most Informal discipline ever, but we still are kickin ass! Go Army

[mayood247]

Thumbs up if u noticed a woman on the second row..the second one..

[ASTEagle]

@cazzaboyy theyre probably punished for something. imagine doing that shit and not laughing or you'll get chewed more.

my buddy in the Air Force had to count one to 50 in count draculas voice and add "ahahaha" at the end of each number when his unit got punished coz he talked too much lol. he had to watch them do it loooll

[mtcdking]

disipline traiining

[tmerritt585]

Lulz, never seen this!

[phantomkitsunezero]

...Wonder what they did to get pulled into that, enough to irritate the DI I would guess

[111thomas1111]

From what country are they? America or UK?

[KakashiOfSharingan1]

@111thomas1111 its usa, you can tell why their accent.

[a211pc]

Embarrassing ... wow we have ppl dying and these guys are clowning around ..but I don't blame them I really wonder about the leadership.. what were the officers and drill instructors thinking ....and how much time and energy did they spend practing that..

[doging11]

@a211pc They do this so that the soldiers learn attention to detial during basic, because everytime they mess up the soldiers do more pt

[FutureMiddy]

@a211pc Lighten up. Yeah there is a war going on but does that mean all soldiers should walk around solemn and serious all the time? They are human beings..

[TheC40]

@a211pc So no one can have fun once in a while because we have people dying?

[a211pc]

@TheC40 I have nothing against having fun there is a time for fun and time NOT for it.. I can only tell you these clowns are not in any spec ops, spec ofcor, or ranger batt I have ever known ..it sends the wrong message it delievers the wrong mind set and worse of all if they want to do soemthing like this why tape it and have it to be deliverd world wide .. this does not represent my military of which I served and of which I hold in deep depp respect..maybe these guys are a college ROTC ...

[1littlg8]

@a211pc dude they could die at any minute from a terroiest attack so the least they can do is have some fun

[a211pc]

@1littlg8 first I am not a dude..second some die because of no discipline their time could be spent training learning and techniques of survival and not playing ..only in our armed forces and only these guys ..ask anyone in spec ops if they appreciate this nonsense ..why don't you go save a owl or a whale ..

[1littlg8]

@a211pc well sorry it dosent say your gender next to your name.Plus save an owl or a whale? Come back when you can think of a better comeback thanks :)

[armymatt83]

@a211pc you dont know anything about spec ops they are extremely laid back they operate under their own rules if you think that their super uptight your wrong i've worked with them in afganistan and they really dont give a shit, hell they have pretty wild parties, the blow cars up just for fun

[a211pc]

@armymatt83 you shouldn't assume anything and your observations are just that ...from the outside looking in ..

[jomalisxoxomarie]

aaaaaaaaaaaaa....... i love it

[TechnoForever001]

lol i see these and say to my self "wow o_O they are what protect our country"??D: gahaha xD

[BensoftMedia]

LOL!

[11362rainbow]

That was funny and I loved it

[djmarioalbert]

I say hooooaaaaahhhhhhhhhh to my brothers and sister!!!

[MissTizz100]

what are they singing? :D

[SukhoiSu37Terminator]

@MissTizz100 The oompa loompa song! Charlie and the chocolate factory! :D

[xSinisterJuiCEx]

HAHAHAHA! thats awsome hahaha

[American1Pride]

lmao! oh man

[saywahah]

yea, get smoked!

[1979Marisol]

Awesome!!!!

[amandalynn0979]

hahaha I love it!!!!! HOOAH

[amandalynn0979]

hahaha I love it!!!!!

[anbublackopps123]

basic training!

[extand84]

this is still cracking me up

[sdrupen75]

Vengo anch'ioooo!! Mi arruolo subito!!! Wait a moment I'm coming too!!

Bravi ragazzi! Ciao from Milano (Italy)

[HardkohrJD]

We're #1 in the world. This is only 1 of many reasons why.

[DarkBeing18]

I bet their CO was laughing his ass off



[Natesmodelrailroad]

@DarkBeing18 I'd be willing to bet that was him you hear laughing in the video.

[systemaddictshock]

This is hilarious and I love it!  Excellent job keeping time.

[DieForTheRich]

bunk bed fuck buddies practicing their lame skills haha.

[justyoustupid]

@DieForTheRich your a faggot whore

[DieForTheRich]

@justyoustupid You whore, semper fag.

[justyoustupid]

@DieForTheRich tell that to these marines faces

[Joey75Fit]

@justyoustupid army not marines. Army say hoah Marines say horaah

[justyoustupid]

@Joey75Fit point is tell that to 30 trained killers holding weapons

[kingrex1002]

@Joey75Fit Marines say OOH-RAH.

[Joey75Fit]

@kingrex1002 okay, i stand corrected.

[GothicBish]

Dude, Army or not it would be an honor to do this... :D

[shitsNgiggles21]

Hell yes! 

[stidhamhimer]

the guy at the end of the second row back is the biggest wuss ive ever seen...what kind of squat is that?!

[4mbragg]

imagin this being the army theme music with a very serious video

[smithredhawk]

this just made my day, so freakin hilarious!

[kwangbayanban]

1/48

[MattTheManc1]

@cazzaboyy Yeah lad I am a hard one, New Zealand Army?? Who are they? They don't do shit lol

[MattTheManc1]

@cazzaboyy haha ur so right lad

[kinggt202]

GO ARMY!!!!

[kinggt202]

Ya know.... U thought marines were gay but when I watch this...... Marines are still gay

[goldmasterchief117]

this is why willy wonka can't be a drill sgt.

[watsmineurs]

3 people who watched this video were actually oompa loompas

[groves1990]

i leave in 9 days for fort jackson basic...

[tgDelta27]

OMG guys I loved watching this but I'm glad I'm not in the Army! lol

[DoodleStein]

I thought my platoon was weird for doing this. It turns out that this is a regular thing in the Army.

[iluvsnachos]

3 oompa loompas disliked this video.

[THESWEETHEART101]

@iluvsnachos welll... now it's six

[peopleyouthere]

@iluvsnachos 7 oompa loompas disliked this video

[MrLopezy]

I guess this is what they do in the Army .

[skoz14]

is this the punishment for being last? lmao

[Iksaranubis]

It was awesome until the whole.. hoooaaaah.. Get the cock outa your mouth haha!!

[iwannahugful]

2 people got stuck in the chocolate pipe.

[flyasu]

great!!! :)

[beebsnjoe]

OH MY GOD ROTFL U GUYS ARE AWSOME.

[RNRi5thleader]

I remember the oompa lompa stretch, "alright you idiots have been standing at attention for to long, AT THE READY! EEEH OH EEEH OH EEEH OH"

[norcaltke857]

now wheres the midget lol

[honeytrap1000]

all i can say is amazing. i realli hope u all got home safe xxx

[wawadu6262]

mdr



[TheSoldiersista]

HAHAHA thanks guys that made me laugh.. god bless all of you fighting for us!!

[SUPxSARAHH]

ohhhhhhh mannnnnnn hahahahah

[Delta117100]

there is one guy missing

[Delta117100]

where is the start???????????? lolololololololol