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  • Oakland is like a living dumpster.

  • chokeland looks like shit

  • eastoakland niggas !!!!

    

  • After living in the Bay for my whole life and just coming back from the second party in Oakland in one week I can say that Oakland is a modern day version of the Wild West, never a dull moment. Just watch out for the outlaws and never piss of the sheriff.

  • You guys should get off Mike Polks nuts. Do your own shit and stop ripping off comedy gold.

  • Haha I hate hipsters, , main stream bro

  • I've lived in Oakland for 10 years and never plan on leaving. It sucks. Don't move here and drive up the rents, please.

  • man y u talkin bout my home like dat

  • oakland looks like shit

  • @thelastpoint1 You know, You should come to Oakland before you start talking shit. Seriously. The media only shows Oakland as "ghetto" and people have started to believe it. Why would you believe anything people from SF tell you about Oakland? Its actually a pretty dope city:)

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  • nothing more than some white bitches making fun of the misery of others. sorry for my english.

  • This makes me hate white people...

  • Dude, the Bay Bridge Inn bit made me laugh hard. I stayed in that motel for about 3 months while on a plumbing gig on MLK street. When I rented the room and checked it out, the bathroom and carpet was covered in blood, and I don't mean just a little bit. When I called in for new room, they insisted I clean it instead. I insisted they clean it, so they sent someone up with a bottle of windex and some paper towels who complained at me the whole time.

  • "worster"?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA!

  • ghea daygo homie thats the shit and u think Detroit that bad u think Detroit worster than daygo

  • Hahahahaahaha!

  • San francisco fags

  • awww now I'm homesick ^^

  • the only reason anyone knows about oakland back east is cause of all the weed

  • @chilliecheesecake and everyone knows san francisco because of their FAGS!!

  • "If you find a dead hooker in your room, you tay for FREE!"

    - The food too?

  • Hey!I found my gang

  • ps, this is the FIRST VIDEO that shows up when one youtube searches for Oakland. WAKE THE FUCK UP Please and give a city with lots of culture and history to offer a FIGHTING FUCKING CHANCE, WILL YOU?  Grow up and produce some real viral content...!!!!!

  • @decaycast I guess you missed the part that this is a parody video

  • you guys are idiots, seriously. lame attempt at a "parody"....back to the drawing board, oak gets enough bad press as it is.....

  • its stupid but funny

  • Aww, the Parkway....

  • listing u peace of shit hole ass licking dick chouking son of a bitch rasist ass wite boy a least oakland dont got gay ass fagits like sf soooooooooo fuuuuuukkkkk uuuuu alllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what is the song in this video?

  • Bruital, mean-spirited and not particularly funny. I live in SF but I can tell you Zachary's rocks, Lake Merrit is quite beautiful as is that whole neighborhood, and sad to hear that Parkside had closed, it was a really fun theatre.

  • Lmao @ the dude floating dead in the water.

  • @ 1:30 I Hella Want That Middle Girls Shirt!

  • I love Oakland! It's so hipster gangsta! ...Hipsta?

    Latte-drinkin, Whole Foods-shoppin, giant ironic glasses-wearin folks who will break your kneecaps for a nice set of rims. <3

  • WHAT A FUCKING SHITHOLE

  • I'm traveling to Oakland tomorrow wish me a good luck :)

  • @NOURUSAMA ...and was never heard from again.

  • llumanatgi

  • oh mang dis shit go hard cuh. evey day i be in mah boxtop chevy slappin dat yukmouth. ya heard? im also a serial rapist

  • 2011 and Im just seeing this now. I live and Oakland and all though those things are true, when you cluster all the negative aspects of it sure it's going to seem like that. But we have some nice areas too, just like S.F has some nice areas and then some crappy areas. The video is funny but kinda not. Nice try though.

  • what is the name of the background song.

  • I myself have mastered the Oakland shuffle.

  • haha fuck i loled at the ghostriding part i remember bck wen we used 2 do tht sht

  • @cambocan and kept all the hippie crack heads that just bumbin around sf lol

  • I think this is funny. No neeeeed to get your panties in a bunch everyone

  • the best of oakland is green day, that's why i wanna go there lol

  • HAHA! You're right! Oakland is full of black people! I think I'll just stay in San Francisco where we've already driven most of them out! 

  • ...since when is Oakland this nice?

  • My sense of humor had to be surgically removed after a biking accident a few years back. If you think I'm wrong, try telling a few people you're moving to Oakland. You will probably see what I've seen for the last 20 odd years when I tell people who live in SF that I live in Oakland: people about to blurt out something, then generally stop themselves because they realize its probably going to make them sound like an ass. Or they don't realize how it comes off, like with these guys.

  • I think if you guys want to up your image you should change the name to "OAKLANDIUM". You know, like Conan The Barbarian, and all that. A name like "Oakland" makes it sound like the worst thing you're going to encounter over there is a Druid.

  • An effective distillation of the contempt Oakland is held in and the inability to confront that the origin of the contempt is that living in Oakland means living near, you know, those, you know, those people who aren't "our" sort of people. SF hipsters know they're not racist because they say "gracias" to the busboy in the new fusion joint around the corner, but implicitly consent to isolating their urban underclass into neighborhoods walled off economically as securely as the Warsaw Ghetto.

  • Wow, @kjnvnuvlwenvabevalbv went to the trouble of creating an account just to show how little of a sense of humor they have.

    I didn't implicitly consent to anything, nor am I anything even remotely resembling a Mission hipster, you'd certainly never catch me in a "fusion" food place (I don't do adjectives,) nor do I subscribe to or in ay way support the implicit racism that's built into our societal institutions. And I thought this video was hilarious.

  • not that funny guys.

    SF is nasty these days.

    Both cities have slums, and both have majorly upscale districts.

    Oakland is a way better place to live than stanky SF.

  • You should do one of Tallahassee, FL.... pretty much resembles Oakland in so many ways.

  • OAK-LAND!! LMAO

  • Im an oaklander and i have to agree, it is kind of a Shithole, but its OUR shithole

  • @Dzubur93 I was born and raised in Detroit, so I know where you're coming from. LOL.

  • @publicatdamagnificen detroit and got shit on Oakland its similar but oakland a lil worster homie

  • @LilCoak Ya know, I lived in San Diego for many years, and never found the time to visit O-Town or SF. I gotsta check out Oakland. I'm NEVER going back to Detroit!

  • oakland looks way beter on here

  • lol!!

    

  • Go back to berkley hipsters were all the white bumb crackheads stay!

  • The suburu outback has got to be the whitest car on earth.

  • @fatgirlfister I know right????? That's the first thought everytime I see those annoying Subaru commercials. I'm like, who the eff would wanna drive that?

  • LOL half diz shit aint even true. i still rep oakland all day everyday!

  • someone should do one of Walnut Creek.

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  • ....Welcome to Oakland Bitch

  • Relax, people. If you truly loved Oakland, you'd be comfortable laughing at it. Are you really so serious that you can't even tease your friends?

  • I love how hipsters try to make fun of hipsters to show that they aren't hipster (when they are)

  • dats gayass oakland

  • Hey I love Oakland more than anywhere in California but let's have a sense of humor, we should be more pissed about the retarded gangs that ruin life for everyone here.

  • @evange03 scale of 1- 10 1 being not so bad , how bad is the gang problem in oakland?

  • @allprog Oakland gangs aren't that bad, but if you really wan't to be safe live in oakland hills. Most of the time, just don't stray too far from your neighborhood after it gets dark. I would say oakland is a 3 it's actually not that dangerous. Most of the times the shootings are between gangs. So you probably won't get hurt.

  • @littlekittyaa you must live in the white part of oakland. fruitvale sure as hell isn't safe. move here if you want to get mugged, stabbed or shot in the crossfire. fuck this hell hole, i'm outta here.

  • the wrong side of the bridge homies

  • It's call sideshows!!!! Not ghost riding, I hate when white people make this kind of videos to be funny, you guys are not funny Oakland is more than what you describe here.

  • @alextinahasani ghost riding and side shows are two different things bro.. perhaps you need to school up on your ghetto 101.

  • I heard Oakland is a dump. Is that true?

  • I was GOING to get a free room, but then they found out she was only a stripper =(. Oh well, better luck next time!

  • Hipsters gonna hip

  • JaMarcus Russell should've made a cameo in this video

  • lmao the music was rlly funny.

  • 0:39 what the hell?

  • 2:00 was beautiful... 

  • this is stupid as fuck

  • I guess being in faggville AKA san francisco is better

  • @82BlackPower actually, yeah, it is.

  • Altho I will say the slow ass jay walkers is funny...and TRUE!

  • Lots of stuff to Oakland, not just what they show. And you tryna tell me SF doesn't have ratty ass motels with hookers? PLEASE. Oakland is bigger then SF, but SF has way more skeezy motels. Also SF has poverty just like Oakland. And Oakland has a rich and crazy history, just like SF. So really they are just different places. Tourist go to SF, lesbians come to Oakland. haha.

  • the only thing good obout oakland is the raiders

  • I will bet that the majority of the people that made this video are transplants from other parts of the country. Probably the Mid West, if I had to guess. I meet people like them all the time. Cliquey little strange cultish skinny jean wearing white people that don't understand what they see around them, hence they ridicule it. If you don't like what you see in the Bay Area, then move back to bum fuck nowhere cow town and work on your parent's farm like you wre meant to. Pussies.

  • this would be a lot funnier if I lived in san fran

  • my boyfriend who lives in oakland talked about detroit badly....REVENGE!!!!

  • The only funny part was the very end.

  • marginally funny. not because i hate sf or love oakland. i live in oakland and like them both equally and for different reasons. i guess im poly(city)amorous? sooooo norcal of me.

  • oakland sucks but everywhere else ALSO sucks

  • is that a dead body in the water at 1:10????

  • ........are hipsters not good??!?!??!

    i found nothing wrong :D

    i hella love oakland :D AND THE HOT CHICK WEARING THAT SHIRT :D

  • Almost as funny as the video are all the comments from the angry residents of Oakland wishing bodily harm upon the vid creators. Ahhh, OakLAND. Your violent civic pride is adorable.

  • Okay so long story short, my friend is really upset at me for not visiting her while she was here in LA (I couldn't) so I want to make it up to her by taking a train all the way from here (LA) to Oakland it's going to be my first time on a train alone and I'm only 19 but I'm really considering it,although after seeing this video not so much xD

  • I thought San Fransisco was dumb, but Oakland just raised the bar for stupidity in California. Somewhere an idiot in Fresno is crying.

  • im so nt movin again.

  • This video makes me almost miss Oakland for the times when I could make fun of it in person. Almost.

  • besides from all the shootings,violence and robbery.......its actually a pretty good.......

    im sorry i cant lie.........but that place is just..................ghetto..­.. cause i use to live there

  • Ummm...I'm a little offended by this video......but ok! I still hella love Oakland!

  • GOD and Me give moneys will make you and The White House rich In GOD We Trust GOD let us legalize prints out more moneys.GOD and Me helps you become rich easy just legalize printings out more moneys it will helps all the business to increases nomore poverty on earth you rich.Easy just prints out more moneys you rich.GOD and Me show you how to become rich like give you moneys.Helps each other become rich.Once you rich sents me moneys sents it to Son Nguyen 3834 San Marco Dr.Stockton,Ca.95212

  • I live in Oakland - I've also lived in San Francisco for over 20 years. Why don't you do a video of S.F. that shows The Tenderloin area, Hunter's Point area,

    the Golden Gate Park area around the Haight, some of Market Street around & especially including 6th street area & let's see how badly Oakland compares to those 4 gems you have...it will actually look like paradise over here....RTFLMAO. (actually, it's no joke....San Francisco is going rapidly downhill in many areas and it saddens me)

  • @wally1435 ESPECIALLY The Tenderloin. haha.

  • They make Oakland look bad!

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  • Funniest video ever . Do they really do the ghost riding thing ?

  • @sooner78 yee me n my patnahs do them sumtimz haha

  • It's funny 'cause it's true!

  • Theyre hella white.....Bruh Oakland All Day!!

  • FUCK THIS VIDEO I BET IF YOU WERE TO DO ALL THIS SHIT IN FRONT OF THE PROUD OAKLAND COMMUNITY YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKED UP. THIS AINT EVEN FUNNY . YA JUS SOME IGNORANT FUCKS WITH NO LIVES N THHINK WE KANT TOUCH YOU CUZ YOUR WHITE OR RICH MAN FUCK ALL OF THE ACTORS THHAT TOOK PART OF THIS!!!

  • Great. Loved it. I laughed, I cried, it smelled like dead cats.

  • I just went to Oakland last weekend, staying in the Downtown Marriot, tons of great Pizza and Chinese places!

  • 0:38 is sooo true

  • Coralfish<3

  • ignorant.  Oakland > SF

  • So I'm thinking of moving from Dallas to the Bat Area, but Oakland has some of the cheapest housing I've found. My question is is Oakland really as bad as they say? There are a few bands I like that live there so I assume it CAN'T be that horrible...

  • @blissfullydead89 Oaklands the bomb. They try to scare people away that's the only way to keep it real.

  • @sakidd1 haha it's still too damn expensive, I don't see how you guys can afford that. There a one bedroom is like 1000 here in Dallas a one bedroom apartment is like 400! Its crazy!

  • @blissfullydead89 I live in oakland and actually its not that bad its just like any other city, ofcourse there is gangs here but there gangs in every other city sf vallejo l.a even dallas. There are good parts and bad parts in oakland but its a good place you get to interact with different cultures and races asian hispanic/latino african american arab white everythings here so I say go for it, don't believe what people say because they will try to scare you and say why Oakland its bad etc.

  • @blissfullydead89 The area that has about 85% of the horrible crimes/shootings you hear about is an area known as East Oakland, but even there it's usually only dangerous late at night/early morning hours. I've been to Dallas more than a few times and can tell you Oakland generally is no more dangerous than Dallas, but use common sense when out and about in a big city at night and also stay out of neighborhoods that look really rough - it's like playing russian roulette with your safety.

  • Boo. Y'all sound hella arrogant and ignorant. Even when you try to be self aware ironic hipsters, you still fail. Oakland's got problems and you making this video isn't gonna help.

    And FYI the hipsters are swarming through the West and gentrifying the shit out of it.

  • HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FUNNY? POVERTY IS FUNNY TO YOU WHITE PEOPLE? SO DAM IGNORANT!!!

  • I live in oakland!

  • @trinhsayswut If you live in NorCal it is...

  • dis motha fuckker is a fucking asswhole i live in oakland if i ever find how u r i will send the mobb on ur bitch ass nikka fuckk whit people u is a fucking bitch ass nikka fucking pussy ass nikka

    BITCH

  • @MegaKrino hahah! your dumb.

  • If you live in Oakland for an extended period, odds are, something bad will happen to you. I only lived there 2 years, not even in a bad area (or so I thought), but in that time I got into a fight, a kid was killed on the street corner right outside my apartment in broad daylight, and on more than one occasion, all the cars parked at the curb had their windows smashed. I was also woken up at 3am a few times by fights involving knives/guns and car chases that ended with crashes outside my window.

  • GOD and Me give moneys will make you and The White House rich In GOD We Trust GOD let us legalize prints out more moneys.GOD and Me helps you become rich just legalize printings out more moneys it will helps all the business to increases nomore poverty on earth than you rich.I let you know Remember GOD and Me show you how to be rich that like give you moneys.Helps each other become rich.Once you rich sents me moneys sents it to Son Nguyen 3834 San Marco Dr.Stockton,Ca.95212 thanks the real GOD

  • lol. im so proud to be from oakland <3

  • brocolli farts

  • Oakland. Is the shit u Guys don't even know Wat ur sayin

  • Every fukin hater can lick my ass u fukin racist crackers

  • sounds like a good place to vacation, but one thing to seal the deal. Does it have a river that catches on fire?

  • MAAAAAN, OAKLAND AKA COKELAND IS WHERE CRACK ORIGINATED, WHERE THE GAME STARTED, WHERE PAC SOAKED GAME, WHERE SUCKA ASS CATS GETS MOBBED ON,IT AINT NEVER GONNA CHANGE, OAKLAND PRIDE TO DEEP, ITS GONNA STAY RUNNED DOWN, LOOKIN LIKE YOU CAN GET SHOT IN ANY CORNER, CAUSE "IT IS WHAT IS IS", SUCKAS SO DONT EVEN SPEAK ON THE OAK, IF YALL REAL YALL STOP SPEAKIN ON THE O, AND THE GAME, P.S WHITE FOLK STAY OUT THE TOWN SCARY ASSES

  • I lived right around the corner from the Parkway Theatre (before it even was a theatre) for 8 years and can attest that Oakland is indeed a dying shithole of a city. And that part of Lake Merritt was considered the GOOD part of town. I always thought the lake gave off the essence of eau de toilette of french whore's vagina. The final straw for me was having someone call me a racist because I didn't like some black whore working her trade in front of my apartment building.

  • this is a video of white people in oakland if white people could actually rome around like that....... if they were in the right neighborhood they wudof bin got muggd real fast.....

  • Tasteless.

  • YOU DUMB ASSES HAVE PROBABLY HAVE ONLY VISITED OAKLAND- BEEN LIVING HERE AND HAVE NEVER HEARD A WHISTLE TIP OR SEEN PEOPLE "GHOST RIDING" - AND I LIVE IN WEST OAKLAND TOO NOT THE HILLS OR PIEDMONT.

  • @sparkfatblunts u havnt heard of a whistle tip or seen niggas ghost ridin cuz niggas dont do that no more. thats all 02 - 06 them hyphy days is over

  • I'm sure people from Oakland aren't watching this video. Oakland residents are too busy robbing liquor stores or dealing drug trades.

  • I was driving through Oakland one night on my way to San Fransisco. I actually saw a gang of black men running through the streets with guns out while police chased them and opening fire at them.

    I couldn't even believe my eyes! It's like all the things they say about Oakland are TRUE!

  • oakland is not all its cracked up to be

  • Im from Bmore but when the vid 1st started i thought it was gonna be somethin else, this wasnt funny at all. I love the bay and love bay people but i woulda had to go out and slap a honkey dry skinned cracker pink flesh weak devil alien. hahahhahahaha

  • @410Libra well i mean you are used to shitty baltimore soo...

  • yo fuk u, fucking white bird shit yuppie faggots making fun of my city, GO FUCK YOURSELFS, GET BLASTED IN THE FRUITVALE BITCHES!!!!!!!!

  • And I mean they are not REAL, they don't exist.

  • Hipsters aren't real.

  • If you're going to ghostride, at least play the right song.

  • @veroniquereedy Actually you can ghost ride to any song you want!

  • omfg, I wanna live in Oakland now¿

  • i was borned and raised in Oakland for 9 years so Oakland is in my little mexican heart:) I MISS YOU HOME SWEET HOME!

  • lol.. funny.. yall should shoot a video around the 60th thru 90th..

  • Its all about Berkeley, got the best bud around

  • Oakland Fremont High School in 1961 was 95% white and a college prep school. Ten years later in 1971 It was 90% black ....among the worst school's in OAKLAND and CALIFORNIA. Thanks to the 580 freeways ...drove white people away to the suburbs in flocks. OAKLAND was the TOWN.....It's coming back yet POOR people wants OAKLAND to stay POOR....and keep whites out .

  • hipsters are yuppie larva laid in wounds urban decay of dead cities to build art spaces, buteeks, Graffiti museums and English style pubs.

    they hold rallies for social justice and urban renewal but buy and renovate the rundown buildings for cheep and raises the property value forcing those to poor to afford rent increases out of the neighborhood they lived in all their lives isn't that ironic? White safe young OAKLAND! fuck hipsters.

  • @pinfold1000 That's the way cities work man. They're living things. Do you think Oakland was always this way? Hell no. Poor people moved in back in the 50s and 60s and brought rampant crime and drove property values way down. So people with money moved out into the suburbs to get away from the danger. Well now the reverse is happening. Deal with it. Shit changes. Adapt.

  • @chimike19 I agree .....

  • @chimike19 I agree .....even blacks don't want to live in OAKLAND!

  • Fuck you, you bitch ass nigga there's nothing wrong with oaklnd. And fuck the gay as city

  • ahah thesee guys would get robbed in Oakland ! they kant handle the heat. it only scary if you don't know where you are and if you aint' protected. Oakland qoo we run the streets fuck the police !

  • Wtf iz the bay the town have some respect oakland should of raped u fags out there

  • this is hella gay

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  • So if you're from Oakland you can't have a sense of humor? It wasn't the funniest thing I've seen but it seems like all kinds of people came out of the woodwork because they got their feelings hurt. Get over it.

  • This video never gets old :)

    

  • hipsters love their irony... but the fact that they made this video to be funny and it isn't is the only thing actually ironic about it. does pointing out how "meta" that is make me a hipste