That Handsome Devil - How to Get Money

[Kittenkalesto]

Some retard missed the like button.

[IAmTheSkinMan]

I'm taking notes

[bobmuffins]

New theme song of Payday: The Heist?

[AbigilSweetwater]

THD just posted a reboot of this song on Facebook! New lyrics and everything! It's Amaaazing!!

[AbigilSweetwater]

@AbigilSweetwater And it's FREEE!

[Yojizu]

Oh THD. I wanna give you all my monnnna-ay.

[LMMidwestKid]

unbelievable

[TopherRocks]

They sold me this on vinyl a few years back at a show in Brooklyn. Still my favorite record I own.

[allthatisandeverwas]

Sir, as a long-term THD fan, I love you with a passion beyond words.

[DaAtte]

One of the best songs from That Handsome Devil!

[BongOfDestinySH]

Flip at your boss, far off from burning your bras

You got value now you work what you got

Yes, tune in later for debates on escaping from cop cars,

equations on chalk boards, for faking out doctors

and making your heart stop

until then, you get kids who sat on the golf course

drunk, facing the golf carts

yeah, (bang baby, bang)

I can't figure out all of the last part :(

[BongOfDestinySH]

Need a sugar momma to support you? Hang around courtrooms, divorce support groups outside the reportorial sport coop with the convertible roof CHORUS This is how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody Tell me how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody How to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody Tell me how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody You've been working a lot? get hurt on the job girls will be skirt, tie your shirt in a knot

[BongOfDestinySH]

Wanna poison my drink? ya have to buy me two Plus some poison slice of pizza and some poison Chinese food Need a credit card? We hit the I.C.U Find a few who besides their short, dying in the 92 The I.D. might be you, and if that don't work sell the I.V. fluid Now old apartment basements got copper piping Use the proper lighting, or all you get is cops and sirens when you smash the water lines in Need a sugar momma to support you? Hang around courtrooms, divorce support groups

[BongOfDestinySH]

CHORUS

This is how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody

Tell me how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody

How to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody

Tell me how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody

Well I've been robbed a few times so I can give you some pointers

We ain't talkin about stealing change from your grandma's coin purse

Get the toy first, from the truck before it hits the toy store

Make the deals, cut out the employer

[BongOfDestinySH]

Man, I got fake passes to games that ain't happening

take napkins, salt shakers, placemats, when I leave a place I never ate at, man

Need a ride? Throw on the valet jacket and take a spin

You get a good enough tip, maybe drop it off on your way back in

Some girl on the radio singing "who'll save my soul"

I don't know, but I can save some dough

Taking the occasional toilet paper roll from every place I go (bang baby, bang)

[BongOfDestinySH]

Some people got a heart of gold You don't get shit when you pawn that though stocks drop, economic slopes put me on the road in Amish clothes I sell ceramic bowls and artichokes Then, then and in the army caught doing astrological readings at the carnival Tell my news I'm from cosmo, air guitar the rock and roll selling guys on Harleys fake rocks to smoke and the fake parking spot in the no parking zone Man, I got fake passes to games that ain't happening take napkins, salt shakers, placemats,

[BongOfDestinySH]

Believe it or not There's still some people out there who still don't use guns Now they're struggling, they could use some new shoes the rent's due but they still don't shoot em cutting corners, counting coupons well here's the practical solution y'all to get your extra loot from (bang baby, bang) CHORUS This is how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody Tell me how to get *money) and not have to shoot somebody

[sheddedtears123]

Do you have any of the others? Chicken Claw, Marilyn Loves Heroin,etc.

[Darkmetal]

@sheddedtears123 Yep, I'll go ahead and upload them for you

[sheddedtears123]

@Darkmetal You're a god. Thank you!

[OmgNoobish]

It should be a felon to not post lyrics to a THD video