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  • RIP dirty swamp fish =/

  • F1 Grenade?

  • Where the hell did you get a grenade?!

  • that was weak shit.. our firework is harder than this

  • Ever thought what the fish in the water are thinking?

  • what are you? a gay fish?

  • how the hell did they get that?

  • iz that how u get dinner?

  • if everyone tried it i bet half of them would kill them selfs

  • where the hell is that?.... They are civilians making bussines from tourists?...I wanna go there!

  • @DiegoAlejandro72

    That is at Cambodia, for like 50-200 dollars you can do everything!

    Shoot a RPG at a cow, throw grenades, fire AK-47's, it's the land without rules!

  • what if a fragment came screaming out of the water and impaled someone through the face? funny things about projectiles is that they dont care where they're fired at be it a block of wood or your foot. they go where ever i guess but it would be fun but better safe than dismembered across the length of an average sized football feild i now say lol

  • @kghsbassboy the fragment would disintegrate, shoot a damn 50 cal wouldnt even hit the bottom of a pool...theres science for you you worrying pussy.

  • @j0elx1 1 i wasnt worried about anything in this comment and 2 im not a "pussy" 3 why this response?4im a gun enthusiast and all but i also have concerns about safety in general when it comes to these and most everything else really

    5.we dont even know each other and why argue anyway? its pointless,childish, and profitless

    6 im not gonna waste my time on it

    7.youve probably never even seen what a bullet or something like that would do to an animal much less a person anyway,i have,its not pretty

  • @kghsbassboy point proven, you ARE a pussy....and i havent seen bullets? lol i fought in Iraq 28th ID 1st Battalion 112th Infantry Regiment,YEA INFANTRY stfu before you go around bsing people. fag low-life.

  • @j0elx1 1.do you even know what "fag" means? its an offensive term used to describe homosexual males which im heterosexual

    2.anyone can lie about this and that,prove you fought in iraq then

    3.dont waste my time with your childish spamming my inbox ignorant bullshit replys

  • @kghsbassboy dude uncool man hes a vet...he was fighting out there for you. thats a Real regiment dude. My cousin was in there for 6 months.

  • @asdrgta hmm lets see,this is surely going to be a flame war,probably the only war most people who can truthfully claim to have been a part of,he insulted for NO reason,i accordingly responded,got flamed again,ect. therefore this whole thing namely this soon to be flame war,probably the only war that guy was ever in is probably a flame war,seems he has skill in that,i simply stated that he should PROVE he was who and what he said he was and then id veiw him as a vet and such but not till then

  • @asdrgta what wrong things have i done aside possibly offend someone,unless stating an obvious truth was wrong,which is not,this gets my "BEH!" of rebuke before it goes any further and we venture into a war zone of word bullets and insult rockets or something BEH! of rebuke to this more than likely soon to be flame war in which i shall not be a casualty of but more than likely a general of and command my troops to flame the opposing side ALL AT ONCE WITH THEIR FLAME ARTILLERY! flame nuke for my

  • @asdrgta enemies and such in the flame wars,FLAME NUKES! then the war will end in our side having a glorious victory that would make george washington seem to be a new recruit,there would probably be flame nuke fallout and everyone who came to this page shortly after that flame nuke was detonated would be flaming each other because of said nuclear flame fallout radiation contamination from my enemies anialation bringing on instagations and offensive insinuations,and i suck at spelling so i...

  • @asdrgta should probably go finish my edumacations and then get back to you all for the...FLAME WAR! yes.... we would charge into it valiantly each one screeching their original war cries as to fill the heart of the opponets with flamey FEAR! and i would lead them to a GLORIOUS VICTORY and proceed to order our men pull back the bow of their tongues and shoot insults at the other sides men and women,and behold as they metaphoriclly fell like lead balloons,but thankfully nothing except maybe

  • @asdrgta feelings would be hurt and of course this is all metaphorical and such but you get the point,after the comment slaughter the FLAME NUKE! and wed all be chanting almost religiously in unison "flaaaaaame nuuuuuuuuuke" over and over again as though it were some deity and launch it in the flame war battlefeild and then whatever survivors of the flame war we would take as slaves for cheap labor and such ect. so foreseeing these things,this opurtunity gets my "BEH!" of FURIOUS rebuke before

  • @asdrgta that sure to follow comment slaughter of our offenders side pursued,this is over now thank you very much and have a nice day 

  • @asdrgta then after our enemy was defeated id become the choir conducter and lead them in the "the glorious victory of glory" song that goes like "we win and they lose covered in flame nuke boo boos,and oh dear our mighty flame nuke blasted them into bite sized peices,sent them into the atmosphere and now their raining back down on the earth,and staining everything,but im not complaining but i rather sing,of our victory,better them not us,better them not me,shouldve chosen our side,and they

  • @asdrgta wouldnt have been blown to tiny bits smaller than their brain,its the only thing thats indeed smaller than an atom,this is something that they should have had the ability to for-see,but for sure thats what happens to them when they go up against me and my non existant army in a flame war,they get flame nuked and then there will be no more of them left,metaphoricly speaking" that would be our national anthem

  • @kghsbassboy Be quiet

  • @HenjoGamingHD you first

  • it's to deep explosion in water.

  • FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG­SSSSSSSSS

  • M-2 pinapple?

  • Want a cookie?

  • That's not an hand grenade

  • @Deathrowhiphop wth? then what is it

  • @Thermoman95 Some piece of firework I think. Because when they throw it you can see smoke comming out it means it has a fuse. Hand grenades don't have fuses but a pin. And the explosion is way too small even if it's underwater there would've been a bigger explosion. If it's a grenade it's a pathetic grenade :P

  • @Deathrowhiphop dude hand grenades do have fuses and the lake or whatever it was could have been deep, which would decrese the size of the explosion. plus the rgd5 doesnt have an as large explosion as similar

  • @Thermoman95 actually that might be and F1

  • @Thermoman95 Fuses u lit with an fire lighter?

  • @Deathrowhiphop no, there is a striking pin that hits a primer ( thats the snap when he throws it) then the primer lights the fuse which is just some chemical which then detonates a charge that sets of the powder

  • @Thermoman95 ok

  • There is no such thing as safety, deal with it.

    There is a recorded instance of a man dying from laughing to death at a drunk donkey trying to eat figs.

    And there is a recorded instance of a man surviving falling out of an airplane and falling without parachute into a forest.

    The smallest thing can kill you, and you can survive the most dangerous things. There cannot be such a thing as safety when what isn't safe can't even be defined properly.

  • @qaiex this argument is getting stale. keep sying the same shit over and over. you cant take precautions for everything, but certain things you can control like whether or not you hold the grenade in your hand and throw it. other than that you cant be sure. im done arguing with you you fucking moron. go live in your fantasy world where crossing the street is as dangerous as having a bomb in your hand

  • @ma0ma0ma0 u r a retarded person

  • @blowjobwithfrog hmmmmmmmm how so u think this retard is right?

  • @ma0ma0ma0 i think you're opinion on uncontrollable actions, is wrong, you could just choose not to hold the grenade..

  • @darkside3704 my point was that throwing the grenade is dangerous cause it could explode before you throw it so therefore you shouldnt hold/detonate/throw it at all

  • @ma0ma0ma0 there is a safety lever, the fuse isn't ignited until the lever is released.

  • @hamguy01 what if it exploded as soon as you released it

  • @ma0ma0ma0 then you would have to have been a complete dumbass by trying to "cook" the grenade (letting go of the safety lever before throwing).

  • @hamguy01 not if the grenade is very old and malfunctioning

  • @ma0ma0ma0 the odds of that happening are so low it's not even worth considering.

  • @hamguy01 someone said it was dangerous. the argument i had with that kid was really about taking chances and stuff, not about the grenade

  • scenario 4:you have a 60 year old hand grenade that youre about to pull the pin on. chance of surviving: unknown. you seem to think that cars will stop in the middle of the road for you. they wont. if you wait, you wont die. its all about predicting what will happen. this is something you cant predict.

  • Yeah, because everyone knows that once the cars have passed, there is no possible chance in hell new cars will show up.

    Idiot.

  • what do they just pop into existence? if a car was coming in the distance than run. you know your wrong

  • They're called corners, and cars can change direction and chase you, there are a thousand ways they can kill you, no matter how many precautions you take.

    Blimps can fall from the sky and hit you in the face too, or space debris, build a bomb shelter, quick!

  • #1. Lets say they made 500,000 RGD-5 hand grenades. And 2.5% of those are faulty, and another 2.5% will become faulty with time. That makes 25k bad ones, 475k working ones.

    Most are left over from the soviet afghani war, so lets assume half were used there, another half are lost, and another half of what's left are in storage still, that leaves 59,375 grenades that work.

    Now the faulty ones are more likely to explode, because they're faulty, so let's assume only a quarter of those survived

  • thats not the point. i dont care what the statistics say, if you look before crossing, how will you get hit? but would you rather trust for life with something that could blow up in your face. sure there are things in everyday life that could be more dangerous, but you do them anyways because you have to. you cant just sit in your house all day, youll starve. but thats not the point of what i was saying. nothing is 100% safe, but you shouldnt risk your life doing stupid shit like this

  • The statistics aren't based on people just walking into traffic. These are things that happen even if you look both ways, because someone is drunk, or just a bad driver, they try to avoid hitting you, but as they try to swirve behind you, you back up to avoid getting hit and walk right infront of it anyway.

    You risk your life with every breath you take, and the risk of a hand grenade misfiring is no different than any of the other risks you take every day.

  • you are fucking stupid. im not gonna argue anymore youve been saying he same thing over and over... a 60 year old grenade is unpredictable, which means your taking a huge risk. but you just think everything is the same, theres no such thing as safety.well your wrong there is different levels of safety for different things, and this is LOW

  • I can guarantee you, that a 60 year old hangrenade is a thousand times more predictable than a human being.

    But you go ahead and worry, while you're at it, go ahead and be afraid of microwaves exploding too, and never go to the beach again, the sand might be filled with shards of glass, and the forest has poisonous snakes and spiders, and you might prick yourself on a sharp stick and get an infection.

    Quick, get the foam rubber and duct tape!!

    Fucking pathetic.

  • youre retarded. ok heres the scenario: yuore about to croos the street. you see no cars moving or coming towards you. 100% chance you will not die. sceario 2: you see cars coming towards you. you wait until they pass. 100% chance you will not die(by getting hit). scenario 3(the one you think will happen): you see cars coming towards you. you cross and hope they slow down. chance of surviving: low.

  • that wasnt even big

  • QUEER

  • I would eat it^^

  • can hardly wait to see a tourist do this and the fuse snaps and detonates in less than a second igniting the main charge while still in his hand.

  • F-1?

    Goddamn! Its so dangerous

  • i wanan real grenade!!:(

  • you forgot to say "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" er "WATER!"

  • oh god! you can buy this grenade on every corner in our city! they are not from WW2!

    but actually yes...they can explove before you throw it!

  • Where did you get a hold of a real grenade?

  • In the Army?

  • russian F1 hand grenades...

    i wouldn't touch that if i were you... those are really old .. some models are from ww2. might explode before you actually throw it.

  • you also MIGHT be hit by a bus when crossing the street, you MIGHT be accidentally poisoned when eating at a restaurant, you MIGHT get cancer.. I could go on like this all day but you get the gist of it. Safety is an illusion.

  • EXACTLY

  • qaiex... WORD!

  • And YOU might die from stupidity.

  • And my alleged stupidity might kill YOU instead, and I go on like nothing ever happened.

    But hey, if you want to base your life on what-if's then go right ahead. Me, I'm going to live in reality.

  • Popping off the mouth to a stranger on the internet with tuff talk isnt reality.. Its ignorance. So once again your stupidity bleeds through.

  • Whatever, I'm not the one afraid of academic arguments. If everyone were like you, humanity would never accomplish anything. Imagine the Vikings crossing the Atlantic to find America going: "This might be dangerous, we could fall into the water and drown."

    SAS motto, Who Dares Wins, sums it up nicely.

  • Once again your confused by ignorance.. At no point was or has fear ever been a  given factor.

  • Keep telling yourself that.

  • also qaiex youre an idiot the chances of getting killed by grenade are way higher than getting cancer or hit by a bus

  • Three things.

    No

    Fuck you

    And I'm getting tired of the mentally challenged pretending to be intelligent.

    I'm right, you're wrong.

    How do I know this? Because I'm always right, because unlike idiots like yourself, I don't go around saying shit without making sure I know the facts.

    You're a disgrace to humanity, go choke on a donut please.

  • @qaiex wow god complex. listen faggot, you think you're so smart and you don't even know me. you're obviously stupid because you think crossing the street is as dangerous as detonating a 60 year old hand grenade. you're not always right. you're fucking wrong in this case, what fact sheet were you reading off of? the one in your pile of dog shit you call a brain. a two year old would know the chances between these things. either your a fucking retard or a troll

  • Lol, how many times a day do you cross the street?

    And how many times a day do you detonate a 60 year old hand grenade?

    Check, and, mate.

  • if your careful, theres about a 1% chance youll get hit crossing the street. even if you throw a grenade once, you have no idea what will happen. if you can predict what will happen, you wont get hurt. therefore proving my point. but please, throw however many grenades you want. if it kills you it will reduce the chances of retarded offspring by 97.8%

  • The odds of being killed sometime this year in some sort of transportation accident are 77 to 1.

    Every year.

    That means if you cross the street 6 times a day, to go to the store and back, your friends home and back and lets say the bank and back.

    You're supposed to die about 28 times every year.

    So don't sit there and tell me the odds of a hand grenade misfiring are better than that, cause even with an old hand grenade, that's just stupid.

  • the war, and only a quarter of those survived after the war.

    Now half of those are in storage, and half or what's left won't ever explode, because they are faulty.

    That leaves roughly 390 grenades which have a CHANCE of exploding in your hand.

    If you had access to all of the grenades left, and theres 1 in 5 chance a faulty one explodes in your hand, the odds of picking one is 761 to 1.

    Which means you're 10 times more likely to be hit by a car.

    That's right, I did the math.

  • that couldn't have been real could it?

  • thats how rednecks fish lol

  • @Butterbiscuit2210 no motha fucker we use dynamite or a old wind up telephone and throw the wires down in the water and it will shock the fish

  • HOMO!!

  • how you got your hands on a handgrenade, i do not know....

    tht shit dont happenin australia lol

  • That's Cambodia... you used to be able to pay 200 bux or so to shoot an RPG at a cow.

    There's a place outside Phnom Penh, shoot rockets, throw grenades, use all kinds of automatic weapons.. something like a dollar a bullet last time I was there.

  • fuck aye!!

    australian gun laws are obviously alot more strict then most other countrys

  • Unfortunately haha, going to thailand soon..50 dollars aus for 4 hand grenades and a cow apparently :D

  • you serious? film that shit haha

  • hahaha, if i get a camera ;) but apparently its 50 bucks and you get a cow and a choice of like an AK grenades, 12 Guage, all kinds of crazy shit.. dunno if i'll do it but i'll definitely go suss it out :P

  • aw fuck yer sounds mad

  • thats a russian F 1 grenade, they were used in ww 2 and used by most of the eastern Bloc.

  • You can't spell worth a crap.

  • hahah no he cant

  • I love coming back to this video and reading this comment!

  • did u catch any fish?

  • in fact yea when a grenade goes off theres the sound, flash and smoke

  • ya dumb fuck

  • did he kill a fish?

  • Brick, where did you get a hand grenade???

  • i dont know.

    hahaha anchorman. =]

  • the loud pop was the haldle poping off when you pull a grenades pin that justs unlocks it dose not start the reaction when the handle falls off a timer goes off then when it runs out the primer like a needle drops down and boom when you cook a grenade you are wasteing the timer and if you hold the handle on a grenade too long as soon as you let go :B>OO(M

  • what was the loud pop before u let go of it??

  • The handle coming off and the spring hitting the cap... (look up how a grenade works theres a video about it.)

  • who cares what it was, it looked cool

  • that was def. not a grenade...

  • wow fags that was a fuckin m-80

  • he sounds gay

  • hand grenade my ass, more like an m80. Hand grenades dont smoke in the fucking air

  • hahhahaha You obviously don't know how a fuze works. When he pulled the pin , the striker struck the primer causing the primer to ignite the fuse (or delay), the fuse ignited the detonator ,the donator ignited the booster, the booster ignited the main charge.

    This is an old type of grenade that has vent holes because during testing the fuse didnt get enough oxygen to burn down to the detonator, causing a dud.

    Fuze is different from fuse

    Go educate yourself, you stupid fuck

  • I didn't say anything about a fuse, or a fuze you dumb fucker, not only that it was an m-80. I hate you fucking ignorant ass keyboard commandos. Either way grenades do not smoke like that, unless these kids invented a time machine that brought them to the pre smokeless powder era.

    Plus if it was a grenade the impact would be far greater. Suck it. Dumb kids with an m-80

  • I've been there you STUPID FUCK...They fucking smoke ,you STUPID FUCK.

    It's the BP they use in the fuse that smokes

    YOU STUPID STUPID FUCKING CHILD

    MOS89D US ARMY

  • Its still an m-80 you cum sucker

  • wow ur pretty stuborn and who realy gives a shit if its old or a m-80 beside why dont u stop bein a keyboard comando and go suck dick or actualy find an m-80 and see how that in the vid isnt a m-80 retard anddont think about going upstaird in ur house and asking ur momfor the money shell just say "ya go ask on of ur 50 dads who knows who the real one is" then ur just gonna tell ur mom "ok but can we have sex first" the sheellsay"uh this is the only reason ur not a virgin u fuck me well watever

  • o man that was almost funny...but it wasnt

  • hahahahhaha nice!

    MOS89D

  • ur gay

  • ? you just confused me bro

  • Listen child, Ive fucking served 8 years..what have you done? show some respect you little bitch

  • what have i done...passed the stupid test

  • I'm pretty sure army folk don't get all heated up over words on youtube, stop lying about being in the military.

  • when did you serve? I served in the Corps from 1996-2005. 2 tours, started my 3rd in Fallujah, wounded the second year. took 2 in the gut. Semper Fi oorah!

  • i respect you lol. thanks bro

  • hey, thank YOU for not being a douche and not supporting your country.

  • wtf dude i was being nice

  • I was giving you a compliment my typing has been sloppy since I broke my hand. I was thanking you for being a person who supports their troops. unfortunately people nowadays are ungrateful. but sorry if it came out as an insult. but I was actually thanking you. sorry, my friend. haha.

  • oh lol. thanks dude

  • no problem, brother. have a great day! :D

  • i respect u man

  • thanks. it's people like you who made it worth while protecting this country.

  • My god, look at you, you're all stereo-typical youtube children, swearing in capitals and getting all sweaty and angry behind your computer, as the rage builds up inside you due to words getting the better of you. Pathetic.

  • That would have to be one hell of a M-80 to make a blast like that under water. have you even seen a real M-80 go off under water?

  • Weak ass grenade....that was a joke

  • shut up a kg of c4 in that and the water was probally 2 metres deep this would destroy the top half of ur body if it was in the air nxt 2 u

  • lol i dont care

  • r u in mexico becuase the guy that gave him the gernade looks mexican and bought that on th black market lol

  • thts racist ghost guy

  • ya pul lthe race card... stfu you fuckin wetback

  • what a HOMO

  • :O:O imagion how many fish u just killed!!!

    just kidding haha thats funny

  • everyone should try it?? lol

  • wat a gay

  • i think an actual live grenade would've made a bigger bang than that. that one looked like it was just the fuze.

  • its in water dumbnut go learn some physics

  • whole ground just shook? That was more of a pop...

  • Death lasts longer than a week, bazoosh.

  • ok by death i mean deaf

  • ya and come back to life later :)

  • life later? dont make sense

  • you said death insted of deaf.

  • death? you mean deaf?

  • You throw like a girl

  • Why would the FBI go to Cambodia?

  • It's A Holiday In Cambodia! I Love That Song :P

  • Unless it has to do something with an important american... The FBI probably has to go... Like The president... Or war xD

  • watdafuk!!!?!?!!

  • your gay

  • I love it when the retarded yanks think the 'FBI' and 'ATF' have durestiction outside of their country.. this is how it would go in Africa..

    "FBI! YOURE SELLING ILLEGAL GOODS!"

    *Everyone opens up on the FBI*