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  • Kids, u learned something today. Machinima is better than Chuck Norris

  • @Roman121416 FUCKING RUN!!!

  • i remember those fake recon maps, then i got recon so i didnt care any more

  • i got RECONZ

  • Chuck Noris gonna kick yo ass now! lol.

  • Hayabusa FTW

  • Can I haz?

  • I Got that armor in halo anniversary...

  • @hotty02948 the GRD

  • @spike9985 i got machinima face, how can i be chuck norris?

  • chuck norris is over used that was stupid

  • @shadowizak1

    thats kinda the point......

  • why is everyone so in love with recon it dosen't actually look that good. and the only reason people liked it was because you couldn't have it 

  • I TOLD YOU THAT CHUCK NORRIS BEATS EVERY FUCKING THING!

  • wow

  • thats ironic considering since i saw an Era ad with chuck norris in it

  • i have that recon map

  • whats your new gamertag because i messanged you and it did not exest

  • ya all i have i have to say is for all you Chuck Norris people is

    just buy a poster of him and pop a hole in it if you want to get with him so bad, and stop talking about him, cuz ill say i fucking hate him and you'll say he came and kicked my ass when he didnt.

    Chuck Norris must really hate himself for having all these kids worshiping him like

  • @BautistaFreeze207 Hell yes! People only liked Recon because of it's exclusiveness, but now that anyone can get it, people are looking past that and seeing that it's not as appealing to the eye as Hyabusa!

  • Compared to the Chuck Norris armor, Recon is Bob Saget armor.

  • @coolerthanu9

    Id rather have Bob Saget any day

  • Machinima is now officialy gay

  • @lolman906 YOUR MOM!

    

  • @Duces0ut24 YOUR DAD!

  • @lolman906 YOUR MOM AND DAD!

  • @Duces0ut24 dude are you 5? SHUT UP!

  • @lolman906 YOUR MOM

  • @Duces0ut24 the one you never had

  • That was fucking lame

  • Noobs are making comments all over this video that are stupid in many ways.

  • Recon armor is ok. Hayabusa is bad ass! FTW!

  • ODST beats all!!! Thumbs up if ODST is beast!

  • @jakobcreed the spongebob version is "I knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy,who knew this guy,who knew this guy,who knew this guy,who knew this guy,who knew this guy,who knew this guy's COUSIN..."

  • haiti had an earth quake when Chuck Norris blinked XD!

  • awesome best armor ever

  • 2nd one was way better then any armor known to mankind.

  • i agree the 2nd one was better

  • @crazyboyliam thumbs down

  • I hate chucknorris nerds. the guy was nothing. bruce lee would destroy him RIGHT NOW AND HE ISNT ALiVE. Chuck overated norris was the american champ thats nothing. no one in america really cared for martal arts so its was easy to do. bruce lee would of kicked the shit in then out of him. ENTER THE DRAGON!

  • @JoKeRsObLiViOn420 First of all , Chuck Norris didn't have his beard , So thats why Bruce won

    And he isn't overrated , So just like lkotof said , YOU WILL DIE LIKE THE REST!A

    And the Dragon was a movie , In real life Chuck Beats Bruce lol

  • @gamerdude1246 lol thats wrong btw, bruce was chucks teacher and he dident beat him. not saying chuck is bad cuz he knows his shit in real life, but stinn its fucking bruce lee ony one that could beat bruce that i can think of right now was ip man, bruces teacher lol.

  • @gamerdude1246 lol thats wrong btw, bruce was chucks teacher and he dident beat him. not saying chuck is bad cuz he knows his shit in real life, but stinn its fucking bruce lee ony one that could beat bruce that i can think of right now was ip man, bruces teacher lol.

  • @tebo6 Bruce is dead.. And he couldn't beat Chuck with what he had..

  • chuck noris is so tough, he can blow bubbles w/ beef jerky, gargle peanutbutter, & chop down a tree w/ a butter knife!

  • thats from spongbob at 0:40

  • he got that from spongbob, "well i know a guy , who knows a guy , who knows a GIRL"

  • javster i have a account witch is soooooooo close its called jakeyster yeah its a bit wierd

  • thunbs up if you got this recon map on halo 3

  • lol chuck norris armor lol

    

  • this isnt chuck norris approved lol jk

  • this isnt chuck norris aprroved

  • Sp00nerism?!?!??!

  • machinima has amazing videos out there and then they post shit like this. sometimes i wonder why

  • yea chuck norris is stupid

    

  • @Fullmetal1222 FUCK U

  • @bungiemaster1 stfu bet you dont even know how to fight cuz if you did then you'd know hes overrated americans suck at everything the only thing they're good at is being stupid

  • Machinima armor is for n00bs

  • @san777guitar lmao XD

  • some post a walkthorugh to get that armor!!!

  • they are such machinima ass licker

  • 365 people got mustard on their hotdogs

  • @thegamersquad999 it was a sanwich :I

  • halo reach recon amor makes you a noob coz its a gift from bungie

  • @goko855 how does wearing recon armor on reach make u a noob? i hav recon but i earned mine offline cuz i dnt have xbox live i am a general now....... noob! and even if i used a code to get it, it wldnt be nooby.......retard

  • @Killamataco its nooby if you dont earn it but u earned so it isnt nooby but anyone who gets it from the case of halo thn its nooby

  • @goko855 well i see ur point in earning it doesnt make you nooby, but just using the codes isnt nooby either some people like recon, some dnt. some wld rather use the code than waiting till they r a colonel.

  • Moms... makes sammiches?

  • 365 people got mustard.

  • @LimeBite what did u mean

  • WTF!!

  • Chuck noris was born in a hut made of him :))

  • I said no mustard, and what did you get me? You got me fucking mustard

  • whats recon armour

  • @capsicancat i hate u

  • @capsicancat You haven't played Halo.....I can tell.....

  • @KingDeadly626 i have all of the halos but i don't have xbl and i don't play halo 3 that much anymore

  • Recon looks gay and retarted... it really sucks though... no lie...

  • i need CHUCK NORRIS ARMOR and maybe on a later date MACHINIMA ARMOR

  • Nice map man, i also a forger man and i se you have talent. When you ghet the chance would you mind checking out my maps on my channel, i want to know your opinion about them.

  • @RifleGaming your a dumbass

  • You Dare say Chuck norris is Overused ? YOU WILL DIE LIKE THE REST

  • @lkotof hes iverused and overated

  • @lkotof

    You're a fucking child.

  • @Oskarmandude1 your moms a fucking child

  • @nnag717

    Because I don't worship Chuck Norris like you do?

  • @lkotof shut up relly chuck norris is just a acter

  • @Dranden11 and that was just a joke :D

  • u can tell thats old if u glitch in the fence and jumpp there you die

  • i have that map

  • 363 people got roundhouse kicked to the face, the resulting shockwave sending them flying through the Earth's atmosphere at speeds too fast for their bodies to maintain homeostasis re: pressurization, therefore exploding Grunt Birthday Party style.

    On the other hand, 1,487 people were awarded the Chuck Norris armor perm upon its release.

  • @Quantum0700 quite possibly the ONLY good and clever comment I've seen relating to the nuber of dislikes on a video

  • 362 people dislike chuck norris

  • master cheif punches holes through chuk norris' face.

  • ok machinima u should run because chuck norris is after u

  • Chuck Norris dislike this 361 times

  • plz help me my gtag is xXMansfriendXx

  • "i know this guy that says that he knows a guy,who knows a guy,who knows a guy who knows a girl" :))

  • @florintheps3boy mmm pizza i can go for a slice

  • he got the "who knew this guy" thing from spongebob!!!

  • hey i have that map

  • chuck norris defeated the whole covenant with one hand tied behind his back 

  • @LegoMETAL44 He just looks at covenant cruisers, and they explode. Pfft, and Reach has to use MAC cannons. pathetic

  • @LegoMETAL44 2 hands, 2 legs and a moose tied behind his back

  • 359 people want the chuck norris helmet

  • Should have used the face from ghost in the shell. Simple smiley face ftw.

  • lol

  • penis (loud)

  • mom i said no fuckin mustard god damm u bitch

  • Bungie never gave the assasin armour

  • i said no fucking mustard!

  • i thought is would have been odst

  • stuff came out....

  • Oh, You Kiss-Ass!

  • penis

    

  • i think i want to get halo just to see if i can get this recon thing.

    

  • i dont play halo what is recon?

  • @TheMrjpb a really cool armour

  • @TheMrjpb a really cool armour

  • @TheMrjpb A FUKING AWESOME THING

  • @TheMrjpb recon is the coolest armour in the game it was eclusive to bungie employees until odst came out and u have to earn the hardest achivement in the game to get it

  • @MrTwown recons kinda gay

  • @MrTwown about 7 of them

  • how did u do that?

  • who is spoon\

  • i have that recon map my friend scent me it like 48 times

  • anyone know the music playin in the background?

  • 355 ppl was killed by Chuck Norris....

  • ahh...

    In the good ol days when machinima used to make.. OH WAIT

    MACHINIMA

    ...

    Shame...

  • haha cool chuck norris

  • press F5 during ads.

    see what hapens.

  • To get recon in reach u had to get before release date

  • Machinima FTW !!!!

  • Chuck Norris is a fag...

  • they both have the same voice

  • hey its PHURION!!!! LOL

  • @ihmen yeah but he'd die in style lol

  • Guys, read this. This was posted in 08. Vid-master achievements were not out back then, so the only way you could get Recon was by Bungie giving it out.

  • @DarcAvenger540 Oh i thought its was some stupid scam but oh well

  • @DarcAvenger540 it was cooler at that time

  • @DarcAvenger540 ive got recon lol

  • CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

  • i love all these kids who think one armor is better than the other. they're all the same its just aesthetic. i could go into a game with all default armor and own some guy wearing recon just as easily.

  • No, Machinima helmet sucks on balls compared to Flaming Recon. lol

  • how about we just say recon is just like all the other armours...you get an achievement and you get it. nothing special. just like the other ones. jesus christ people.

  • @emoboylovesscreamo If you played Halo 3 when it came out it was special for about 3 years.

  • @emoboylovesscreamo recon was special until about a year ago when ODST came out once you could unlock recon by doing achievements then it became an ordinary armor

  • a machinima helmet oooooooommmmmmmmmmgggggggggg its awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • y dus everyone think recon is so legit. It's not that kewl.

  • @TheRetroZilla its not cool, but you can brag about it all day until odst came out

  • @TheRetroZilla Its pretty ugly to

  • Recon just shows that u r either a whiney bitch begging bungie, or your pretty good. Eod is where it's at!!

  • @dabombeater7 or u just do all the vidmaster acheivments

  • @dabombeater7 it took me 1 day to get all the vids...way to easy

  • rep recon all day and b bad ass while Ur at it

    join my group ReCoN LeGeNDz if u have recon and ur good

    msg my gamertag SIGELsWay.. and alchmist on bungie only

  • @wolfblade163 oh well i have recon... its kewl

  • believe it or not....I saw it coming

  • I need that armor

  • 0:41 spongebob reference...

  • @bAnGeDecLiEnT1 actually i think you only get recon if you pre-order the limited edition... not sure though but thats what a guy at gamestop told me

  • @TheLolzdude101 no joke if you pre order reach you get recon for halo reach ready to go dont believe me then go to gamestop or eb games

  • halo 3 machinima's make the game look like it has great graphics lol

  • @TheLolzdude101 What vidmaster achivements

  • just pre order halo reach and you get recon straight away

  • @phycobean239 if ur good at halo u can get it in about a day... fag....

  • u cant use chuck norris he uses u

  • 1:00

  • LMFAO CHUCK NORRIS

  • I don't the recon armor.When do you get it?On xbox live I have I think 2 or 3 armor sets

  • gay

  • NO MUSTARD

  • you dont need recon t does not matter its not even better than the other armor

  • i have recon and i wear it but i dont think its better than anyother armour.

  • recon is the worst armor ever... it doesn't show you're good, it just shows you THINK you're good because you've gotten seven measly achievements...

  • @phycobean239 fuck man stop being a fag. some peope like a side order of recon when they own at halo

  • @phycobean239 fag...

  • @phycobean239 Fag...

  • Recon is awesome it's just that anyone one who has it could be a complete addict!