House and God

[WReubenE]

Why bad things happen...There was once a farmer who had many workers. One day the workers reported to the farmer and said, "Someone planted weeds into our crops, should we get the men and go out to pull them up?" The farmer replied, "No, if you pull up the weeds you'll also pull up what we've planted. Wait until both have grown together then at the end we'll pull off the weeds and stick them in the fire, and keep the good part."

[FletchySRF1988]

I just saw this scene for the first time on DVD and I absolutely love it! It really cracked me up and I think it's kinda cute. The thing I love most is House being amused by Wilson, that and the whole scene in general says so much about their relationship :o)

[linkinparktvbr]

I found... it's the season 2 epi 13 (Skin Deep).. =D

[linkinparktvbr]

What episode is this?

[Marialonzo]

How could you not have the part with Cuddy? :/

There's another one of these here, but it has some voice over it.

[fonpotter]

"House... This is GOD" ROFLMAO

[jorgebernardone]

which season did it happen?

[Riquelme1986]

@jorgebernardone 2nd

[73Stargazer]

Oh i love seeing House laugh.

[crazypianolady]

What ep is this from?

[Riquelme1986]

@crazypianolady season 2,can't remember which episode exactly!

[xCommunityGuidelines]

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[s4sH]

Only Wilson can make Hosue laugh out of his heart :D at 0:16

[TheRemarkablyVicious]

why is no one ever smart enough to put an episode number on these? .__. but this was funny all the same XD i love house

[Refazhe]

I love this scene so much, I crack up every time I watch it. How could Wilson tell House he never liked him when its clear from this that he does?

[jesusisthesavior777]

@Refazhe i know! when i heard wilson say that i was like "awwww poor House"

[rahmansiddiqur39]

wat episode is this! lol i must re watch it!

[southparkfan2717]

I watch the series on an off an am really behind. Is he still a really arrogant Atheist? Or at the very least has he at least become more open?

[allblue88]

@southparkfan2717 he never does and probably never will. which is good. why can a main charecter for ones not be allowed to hold a strong minority opinion? (mind you, only a minority opinion in places like the US, middle east and the vatican xD)

[southparkfan2717]

@allblue88 He's seen so much he can't explain though, it's just hard to believe somebody like that wouldn't at least be open to ideas beyond what he can see. Btw, does he ever meat his real father?

[allblue88]

@southparkfan2717 actually i can only recall 1 or 2 things that he didn't explain in the end. and do you really want a spoiler?

[CarpaceEater]

@southparkfan2717 yes he does although not confronting him as his father. if you'll recall he was a "very close" family friend

[braian7x]

I love to see the two playing God.

[ledzeppelin27]

i laughed so hard when i first saw this xD

[Eliq09]

no doubt they are best friends..:)))

[MrGuitarZeppelin]

Did god just say "Damn it"?

[Blashbuck]

@MrGuitarZeppelin

well hey, it'd be his job

[TheEsperanza243]

which episode is this? I know there's more of him talking to God.

[Posthumus2323]

God send me here

[TheMeltedBananna]

this is one of my favorite parts

[2KDragon]

This is definitely one of their best moments

[parkourtraceuses]

ha ha ha i love this it"s so freaking funny 

[HeWhoDwellsInShadows]

What episode?

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

@HeWhoDwellsInShadows Season 2, Episode 13 or 14?... it's called Skin Deep :)

[HeWhoDwellsInShadows]

@EuskaltelEuskadi Thanks!

[RRTx3]

Wilson sounds like The Grinch XD

[Sweetlittlemystery]

"Damn, she's always asking why bad things happen to good people. As if I'll give her a different answer this time"

[Insomniac22100]

love this show

[Night444Wind]

AH! got a plague >.<

[mixalis295]

Wilson:House this is God

House:Look.i'm a little busy right now..

NOW THAT'S A HIGHLIGHT XD

[digichiaeri]

ahahahahahah! Grande Wilson!!

[MissAnimeFreak513]

those two are so silly

[KingCommando32]

10 were forsaken.

[RSB08]

Man, I miss when the show was this funny all the time. Hugh Laurie is a genius.

[weirdlightsaber44]

Why does God sound like Richard Nixon?

[Brandybuck56]

WILSON IS SO HILARIOUS LMFAO

fav character <3

[SSAjacobs1412]

got time Thursday?

let me check.....ah! got a plague >.< MAN! what episode is this? XD

[Mexandrew]

@SSAjacobs1412 Season 2, episode 13, Skin deep

[NOWAYNOTME91]

HILSON

i love them so much

[feludauk]

@NOWAYNOTME91

hilson?

[NOWAYNOTME91]

@feludauk Hilson...ship?

like Huddy?

c'mon noww

[Rikku2250]

What episode is this?

I love thing show. I become interested in it about a year ago, and I added it to my "American shows I love".

[NewEnglandCivitas]

Hugh Laurie has become a lot better looking as he has aged. Way better looking than in his 20's and 30's. Kind of like Connery in that respect.

Might be the physiognomy of character. They say after 40 years of age you get the face you deserve.

[Barteks100]

This is my favorite scene of all :P

[parkourtraceuses]

ha ha lol i love this wich episode and seson is this?

[dkpoison666]

what episode is this?

[mtavares92]

I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs.

[NYhippie543]

House/Wilson scenes are always hilarious.

[mtavares92]

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

Im a non-believer and an over-achiever, laidback but fashion-forward. Upfront, downhome, lowrent, high-maintenance.

[iwuvjonas08]

what episode was this?

[mtavares92]

A message for the feminists:

"HEY! Which one of you cute little cup-cakes wants to come down to my home and give me a BLOWJOB? HEEIN?? If you do a good job at it then maybe I'll throw you in a quick fuck and let you cook me a nice meal!"

[PantheraLeopardus]

@mtavares92 That's nice, but what does that have to do with the video?

[EduardoElSexypants]

@mtavares92 I'm disapointed to see how you stole a George Carlin bit, and completely ruined it with your unfunniness.

[mtavares92]

@EduardoElSexypants Oh yeaH?

Well EAT SHIT DROP DEAD JERK ME OFF FUCK YOU I DONT NEED PARTS THAT BADLY IM NOT THAT SICK!

[EduardoElSexypants]

@mtavares92 ... Ha..hahaha... hah...ahem.. Still not funny.

[mtavares92]

@EduardoElSexypants I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

[EduardoElSexypants]

@mtavares92 thank you, I needed that speech some time ago, the wasting of your time has saved mine, hooray for manipulation.

[mtavares92]

@EduardoElSexypants

Hey it's my pleasure =)

[EduardoElSexypants]

@mtavares92 being manipulated ?

[mtavares92]

@EduardoElSexypants

Preeching the good Word

[mtavares92]

I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

[mtavares92]

A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff.

[mtavares92]

I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

My god, can't two friends joke over something as trivial as a MRI Announcer? Why must fan-girls always ruin good television shows by finding homosexual connotations in every bro-friendship?

Oh look, I'm joking around with a guy by making jokes, I certainly must be gay! Facepalm.

[mrsilovemikeyway]

what episode is this from

[Orlabobz]

House and Wilson scenes....... My favourite part of every episode!

[DUDEkenhasnodick]

i love their friendship so much

[SaraCufer]

I want the "That was not nearly as dramatic as I was hoping" scene with Vogler that is NOT in Spanish -_-

[dnangelfan24]

Thank you SO much for the upload! Been looking for this specific scene for awhile now.

[GWiifanboy]

Hahaha Wilson is jokes! House FTW!

[mattsmt20]

Dont suppose anyone has the scene where House gives Wilsons speech about helping Patients die a very very powerful scene

[MusicMistress712]

Wilson looks and kinda sounds like the Grinch in this.

[doda]

lmfao. I love House and Wilson. They have the best chemistry of anyone on that show. Their scenes are always awesome.

[RandomVidsMaker]

house and god?

that is the same as saying god and god or house and house

[DomiViper]

House and Wilson ftw!

[daria23]

This is definitely one of my favorite Hilson moments!

[bigmathafaka]

@daria23 it's wilson

[daria23]

@bigmathafaka House + Wilson= HILSON!!!! ;) I do not ship them at all but I love their friendship and interactions.

[bigmathafaka]

@daria23 ha, thats awesome!

[redpoet2]

"I;m-Dammit!"

XD I love that.

[Kerridee100]

This is probably one of my favourite House bits from season 2 : )

[TeamWinchester08]

I think the part after this is funny too, when Cuddy comes in

"Quick God, smite the witch"

*silence*

"God, why have you forsaken me??"

[zoxy888]

@TeamWinchester08

Hahahah yeah :D

[KingCommando32]

@TeamWinchester08

Should have been added. : D

[hampard19]

so if u just quote from the video.....u get "thumbed up" ?

[lollipop161]

0:16 O-M-G he's laughing !!!! :D can't be! ;D

[swaingles]

I think House character is deeply rooted on Joe Gideon, who in turn took after Mr. Fosse.

[PirateJeans]

I think this was one of the first times in the series in which House is sincerely laughing... only Wilson can do that :D

[crazzygirl100]

Wilson is my nickname XD

[TomottoSoup]

Man, why'd you cut the "QUICK! GOD! SMITE THE WITCH!" when Cutty comes in?

[MmeCathy01]

Excellent...

1 bravo de France..

[Gcampiran]

What episode is this? I remember it but then I don't

[Musiclovur323]

the new answer is not lupus

[TheWanderingAngel]

Most awesome scene....ever.

[warriorbabe23]

does anyone know which episode this is from and which season?

[blubbafisch]

"Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer THIS time" I just love these two guys!

[wazaaaap1]

wilson is great man !

[Kuririn95]

quick God! Smite the evil witch! x))))

[CanaryKeeper]

Wilson makes a better God than Morgan Freeman. "Aw, I gotta plague!" XD

[ncisforever14]

what episode is this?

[6895Anna]

aw dammit! she always wants to know why bad things happen!

[emb4815162342]

Someone remind me why House is getting an MRI in this scene.

[Andytehgilley1996]

@emb4815162342 summat bout him being crazy i think

[faeriegeek]

@emb4815162342 Wilson offered to see what was going on with House's leg. If I recall, it was hurting him and House thought maybe that was a sign of the muscle growing back.

[EnigmaDrath]

Honestly, Wilson is the only person on the planet who can bring out House's humane side. I love these two so much! The entire show could just be about them (not that I don't like the rest of the cast) and probably be even more entertaining than it already is.

[JMoe2016]

Cuddy: HOUSE!

House: Great God, smite the evil witch!

Cuddy: Are you resting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?

House: Dear God, why have you forsaken me?

Cuddy: Blah blah blah blah blah

House: *Mocks Cuddy*

[BelfastAtheist]

@JMoe2016

Seriously..what was the point of that comment.

[JMoe2016]

@BelfastAtheist It's what happens when Cuddy walks in, because this one cut that part off!

[kaorucris1204]

I love them they are so funny!!!

[bigmikef5]

House is one of the only two people that could beat Chuck Norris. The other is the Old Spice guy.

[ArbiterGirl]

@bigmikef5 Dude, I love you. You speak the truth. God would be pleased. And by God, I mean wilson

[Dragon0007]

Cameron always wants to know why bad things happen... like I'm going to come up with a new answer THIS TIME!

[ipod590]

i love house

[cheesegirl994]

What episode is this from?

[njd2389]

@cheesegirl994 The one with the 16 year old model. Season 2 I think. 

[DramaQueen1479]

Aw this is back when Wilson could be funny

[brickmastertube]

Wilson IS God!

[pinkpuma24]

Only Wilson can make House laugh.

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

@pinkpuma24

I noticed that too. I love them.... in all their fucked-up-ness.

[fcguy7]

@pinkpuma24 "Only Wilson can make House laugh."

And Chuck Norris

[AkasakaFTW]

@fcguy7 Chuck Norris is a myth.

[nessaholichu]

@pinkpuma24 Totally!

[bigmikef5]

House > God

[O0oSorousho0O]

@bigmikef5 "And then house said, let there be God."

[indigo12ash]

You cut the part out where Cuddy comes in.

Cuddy: House!

House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!

[X71]

@indigo12ash i like the part after that when house says "God, why have you forsaken me?"

[Midskal]

@X71 you mean when cuddy enters? lol that's great. I only know the german version where he says: 'Oh, God, destroy the vicious witch.' (transl)

[Movieman058]

@indigo12ash

Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was molested by her father?

House: God Why have you foresaken me?

[MaryMRevis]

@indigo12ash LOL yeah I remember that part. I spewed my popcorn! I also loved the epi that has House saying " bros before hos man!" LMAO!

[XaniaGeo]

and then cuddy rushes in.... and house says: God why have u forsaken me....bababhahahahah

[TheOuwl]

"House, this is God"

"Look, i'm a little busy right now, got time thursday?"

cool conversation with the man in the sky..

[thelettermanv]

Aw, Wilson can always make House laugh.

I miss the old days when they had fun.

[rubynoir27]

xD exellent

[DeanGeyer]

HOW SINFUL!! :O

[iBeth602]

If God really talked like that.....lol

[kyokun0675]

Which freakin' episode is this from? I really need to know

[indigo12ash]

@kyokun0675 Skin Deep (Season 2, Episode 13)

[kkwillsaveus]

God: 'God damnit'

[viridismonasteriense]

Still my favourite clip of all time. Just to see House laughing silently at Wilson's joke says everything about their friendship. Wilson is the only one who can make House laugh.

[LisaAngel1993]

Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about friday? xD I love House and Wilson

[TwiddelyMan]

@commandyou especially his original team, who all had looks like models

[Alexthedude100]

House, this is God

[ericcartmansh]

but he would never "mate" house, u know check mate :P

[ericcartmansh]

like im gonna come up with a new answer everytime, lols. Wilson can be really funny sometimes

[jordynisherex3]

me too !

[TheJackAlmighty]

I love House. So much. It keeps me sane. And mean. :)

[mtavares92]

Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow.

[TaoriUTS]

damn funny :D

[mindtalking]

That's would be better if you'd put the part when Cuddy arrives and house says "oh, God, save me from the wicth" and later "Oh, God, why you forgot me?" xD

[Witherwings7]

Hehe, I love those two <3

[mtavares92]

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes.

[Tprinces]

XD love it

[cherrypop6]

Man, I love when he laughs <3

[ilovecakexD]

"I'm a little busy right now, not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?" XD

[buffynade]

Je l'aime beaucoup ce passage, surtout la suite quand Cuddy rentre... ahah

HOUSE ou/et plutôt Hugh ♥ ♥

[MultiHouseFan]

yes , yes i have see a smille !!

busted :D

Love Ya Forever !!

house ;)

[animestalker93]

oh, you didnt put the

"quick, god! smite the evil witch!"

and

"why have you forsaken me?"

[allthat7644]

one of the best scenes

[trelozombie]

im busy right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[souljasquid]

the whole scene is awesome! Cuddy comes in and house was like "quick god smite the evil witch!"

[Rocksolid88]

ownage xD

[monaboydfan]

I love this scene,Wilson wants House to feel better:)

[TFichVe]

I forgot about this scene. haha

[Klamkens]

It's episode 2x13. I love this !

[11Chiquita11]

which episod is ?

[ZelenaBananaa]

season 2 i think its 6,7,8,9 or 10 :D

[PrincessLauraoxo]

its season 2, episode 12, Skin Deep.

:)

[jordyoosterwijk12]

its episode 13