Saksi ( Drug Addict Hilarious Statement )

[amver08]

anung kinalaman ng square root square root na yan sa pagnanakaw mo ?

[kim04170]

bbili rin aku sa mercury drugs..sakit ng tyan ku kkatawa..hehehehe

[atticusglenn]

"take AN square root from the side by side" ahaha

[barborifico]

Morissey?

[csrmervz88]

of course.. i'm brrrrrmngggggggg.. lol! lutang!

[rentaokurusaki]

yes ur in drugs... BULSHITTTT!.........

[rielz05]

.hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

[TheZero696]

Drugs .. hhmH. Yes Of Course I buy from the Mercury Drugs . LOOOOL !!!!! xD

[lotzki789]

kahit ilang ulit panuorin di nkakasawa laughtrip paren! haha

[jxroq]

haha



[amieltoriano]

haha idol na kita!

[171tower]

Weh! :)

[jokerarayko]

Pinagtatawanan yung English ng adik, eh, nakakatawa rin yung English sa description.

[bakers3250]

natawa ako doon sa sinabi ni boy pick up mercury drug daw tinatanong sa kanya kung addict sya hehehe mercury drug sinagot hahaha patawa

[PrinceAlbert65]

TATAY NI BOY PICK UP YAN WAHAHAHAHAHA :D

[anstoppable28]

astig ka men ..

[delgs69]

mercury drugs amp hahaha



[ejtan33]

hahahaa!!!!

[mrdboy08]

ahaha sira ulo

[sekwet055]

tropa din ni michael fajatin yan, sabog din..

[MiladyMiyo21]

"further investigation on side-by-side. Because in the triangle there are three sides right? And on the fourth side, there are four sides. How many degrees is the three sides? 360 degrees."

E BOY PICK-UP E. :))))

[XxjHuNexX]

mukhang propesor dati to ah..malamang nakaimbento ng bagong droga tapos trinay sa sarili..hehe.langya..

[DarXXenon]

@XxjHuNexX malamang 

[therainman1975]

EPIC..........................­....



[chamae777]

porket nag eenglish adik na agad? hindi ba pwedeng ............

[foebict]

Wahahahaha! Saan mo iniscore item mo? :p

[AimeeLG11]

ang galing mag english.LOL!

[shellajay09]

wow naman. galing mag math.

[RyanWasHere00]

LAKAS NA NG TAMA NIYAN AHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

[daotkaayo]

vrrooommm vrrooommiing daw:D

[xXxRagexXx100]

BROOOOMMMM ! Ohh you're BROOMING ? HAHAHA

[CarmenRocks]

"How can we acuse one people without a further investigation on side-by-side. Because in the Triangle, there are three side, right? And on the fourth side there are four sides. How many degrees is the three side? Thirty-six degrees."

There's a 4th side pala in a Triangle? Galing sa geometry!

[teehee767]

galeng ni kuya mag english mag drugs na ren kaya tayo!

[CherryMaaaeee12]

Drug? yes i buy from Mercury Drug. HAHAHAHAAH ADIK. :)))

[HaHappyMee]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA kung ganito istilo ng mga kriminal sa bansa, walang mahuhuli kasi di magegets ng mga pulis =)))

[klouise25kim]

nakaka.talino pala pag.naging addict...wahahah

[06lifeTime]

Hahahaha. Matalino sana nuh? Kaso nawala.

[JOEMMONSTER]

porket nag eenglish, di na makausap ng matino?

[aradabeam]

tol, pwede ka sa rarejob

[zaisora]

tawa to the max!

he is the one....

who went to mercury drugs.

[TheHogslop]

akala ko c pepe smith

[darkacin022]

haha...mercury drugs dw e noh!! wahaha

[candhyss]

puta may pa digrees2 pa tong sya... hahahaha may square root pa... lakas ata n2 sa math...

[Bloodlust1005]

hahaha imba sagot n2

[1981haifa]

cya na ang winner

[dmist24]

Drugs! Yes of course! I buy from the Mercury Drug!

[mrayotnom128]

im Brooooom Broooooooooooooming!

[krlm777]

pdeng nagpapanggap din siya na may saltik para di makulong.

[mikeycute00]

Naks! Salamat naman may comedy na rin sa news!

[supermrmarcopolo]

TAMA DI PEDE SABING SABI LNG MGA ULOL NA PULIS

[superleidz]

mercury drugs! atta boy!

[666loserboy]

hahaha idol! 

[mirodelacruz]

naligaw sya ng landas minsan pero nakarecover n sya at s awa ng Dios isa n syang seaman ngyn.bkt q alam?kse kaibigan q sya.......sana anuman mali nya noon,napatawad n sya ngyn.he is a gud guy now.

[rymndpr]

sa mercury drug naman pala nabili drugs eh,.,ok un,.,nakasisigurong gamot ay laging bago..

[DarkWarLock1000]

@rymndpr hahahaha.

[skidwolf21]

@GTiagon i think pede naman talaga eh

[skidwolf21]

galing din sa math



[xCESxRVx]

kumusta na kaya siya ngayon? =)) I hope he's doing well

[21iamyours]

pwede to mging kooolll cnter agents.....genius toh....magaling mag english..ehehheh 

[theprofessor219]

lahat ng gamot DRUGS

[SentryMEx]

"Yes ofcourse i buy from the mercury drugs!"

HAHAHA laftrip!!!

[XxjHuNexX]

sayang he seems to be a very intelligent person p nmn. cguro nga dati syang magaling na mathematics teacher o professor kasi di nya alam yung mga yun pag di sya teacher eh.

[gilesrico]

AHAHAHA! MERCURY DRUGS DAW!!! AMP!!!



[ravenousenmity]

nice woooooh!! \m/

[ToHoShinKi01]

WTF!

[jcobo29]

nc ... TAMAHH naman ahhh

[xxPurpleSmile]

professor cguro xa dati.hahaha.

[antislutful]

"Drugs? Yes of course! I buy drugs from the mercury drug"..

hahaha. .sheettt..

[derickftw]

Malay niyo naman, post-traumatic stress disorder lang.

[pokanena]

magaling pa to mag english kesa kay janina san miguel...matalino pa...hahahaha

[hachiko42695]

haha... galing

[taengnayupi]

Pag si Michael Fajatin lage nag-iinterview asahang lageng may kwela >:)

[memengratbu]

PINSAN NI KUYA JOBERT HAHA

[jaysonv0917]

sa mercury drug pla nkakakita nun???

[jahliciouslyME]

APPLY IN A CALL CENTER INSTEAD MAN! YOU MIGHT QUALIFY.. WAHAHA..

[paix789]

pota..  laughtrip!!! XD

[goku0820]

Eto nanaman tayo hello 240p

[xXxusagxXx]

brrooooooooooaaaaaaaaammmmmiii­innnnngggg

[heiminkki13]

MAY GANUN NAMAN II...SA SOBRANG TALINO,NAGKAKAGANYAN.. HAHA :))

[gsarci2011]

naks ang english!!!!!!!!

[Crimson2116]

Vroooooooooooom Vroooooooooming

[JERICSUAREZ]

Hahaha ang ganda ng items

[jay0o27o0]

Hahahah.. Woooooh... Mathematician ata to eh! Tama nga naman sa Mercury Drug nga naman sya bibili ng Drug!

[Einstien1879]

very good... I'm a drug addict sure coz i buy them at mercury drug, & triangle has 8 angles with 4 sides in the square root you know.... he pleaded insanity and never put to jail for sure... he is a lawyer- artist.... :> )

[BlindingAnime]

Nilalabas ng droga ang dati niyang katalinuhan ata, katulad nung kay "Bongbong sa LRT".

[Chachichiu]

SIGURO DATE VALEDICTORIAN SYA :))

MULA KINDER HANGGANG HIGHSCHOOLL !! xDDD

[DeadFrontierAssasin]

@Chachichiu Vadiktorian yan

[kysike666]

nyhahaha ang lufit nito!! bangag ba yan e sira ulo na yan e...

[sapader]

buti panga ang adik nakakapag salita nang english ang pulis hinde kakahiya

[cipherpixyzero]

@sapader agree!!

[dnumyar1234]

@sapader hahaha! oo nga... mas advanced yata ang education ng mga adik na yan kesa sa mga pulis eh

[mrDthra]

haha pambihira! gulo nga kausap.. haha..

[lightzen100]

Suspect: How many degrees is the three sides?

Reporter: How many?

Suspect: 36 degrees

haaha..d ko alam un ah

[joannah53]

drugs? yes ofcourse i buy from the mercury drug! xDD

[cipherpixyzero]

lupet ni boss!!

.

but surely, medicine bought on any pharmacy is also called a drug, pero hindi yung panira utak tulad ng shabu.

[layssah29]

LOLSS :DD "Drugs ?? of course i buy at mercury drugs !" Haha ! Laughtrip talaga !

[robinlian1]

triangle have 3 sides and on the 4 sides there are 4 sides

[chocolatekittycandy]

I'm brooming haha

[bautistamelanie88]

hahahhaha astig si manong

[WelcomeTo66sick]

sna sya nlng teacher q d2 XD laughtrip-all-the-way ang klase

[BlAcKeR213]

SUre kuya!

You're brooooooming..... :0

[CommanderLee115]

DRUG ADDICT MATH TEACHER?

[CommanderLee115]

triangle has tree sides,but what does that have to do with investigation?

[cipherpixyzero]

@CommanderLee115 He just said it as a metaphor. He really meant that those cops don't study each and every detail, hidden or not, in an investigation. They just follow what's easy to believe. (Why, can you believe that a triangle has 4 sides that easily?)

[CommanderLee115]

@cipherpixyzero because tri means three,and angles means angles?

[cipherpixyzero]

@CommanderLee115 Yes, that's the most believable statement. But to make a triangle 4 sided, unfold it. (Everything can be unfolded, even a thin sheet of paper.)

Now you see how close minded those cops are?

[CommanderLee115]

@cipherpixyzero yes,and also myself ; )

[WelcomeTo66sick]

grabe nman.. KHIT SAAN TLGA, MATH P RN ANG MARIRINIG Q (example na to)

HAY BUHAY :D

[yhelle08]

"VRROOOOOOOMING!" Adeek!!!

[Jhayastig11]

Marami pang baon na english yan kesa sakin... tangina drug addict pa!

[Gameover5534]

ang mga ganyan pinapasuri muna sa mga experto bago hulihin

[beastmarck]

TANGNA NAMAN MGA PULIS NA YAN.. SASABIHIN AGAD NA BANGAG SA DROGA.. SANA NAMAN IPACHECK MUNA YAN SA PSYCHOLOGIST.. BAKA PRANING LANG TLGA ANG UTAK NYAN..

[tankiedollin]

@beastmarck un and tinatawag na police instinct. ano bang alam mo? pamura mura ka pa sbihin mo sa harap ng pulis yan, sbagay sa net ka lng nman mtapang.

[number1HATERs]

@beastmarck HINALA LANG BROD HAHA INTINDIHIN MO MABUTI PEACE!

[ScrewHeadzz]

4 words.. USE. YOUR. PAST. TENSE.

[eggnoy]

obcors i start it and im brrrrrrrrrrr.......broooming..­..wahahaha

[801Milcah]

Genius talaga, da best!

Pwede ng pang Fliptop XDDD

[frauleinpinky]

LMAO Wagas si Kuya! may degrees at square root pang nalalaman. XD

[mommzygen]

hahah !! kw na kuya .. LOL !!

[OLDxXxSCHOOL15]

i gotta buy whatever drugs this guy is taking for the coming final exams

[PINKmeIN]

"Drugs? uhm,yes ofcourse I buy from the Mercury Drug" hahahaha

may mas malalabo pa ba kausap dito? patutor nga sa algebra men. LOL

[07camelle]

nag rorooooooooooaming daw sya xDD

[OLDxXxSCHOOL15]

thats what happens when too much drugs play inside your head hahaha...bravo kuya



[arjay806]

I thinKs he'S totaLLY inSANEE..LOL..!

[arjay806]

hAhaha..WHat Is Wrong with that guY..?

[air03031989]

hahahahahaha!!! dahil sa katangahan naging laughtrip tuloy...

[msNylivoj]

laughtrip si kuya!

[MaximA014]

kamaan si manong! :D

[horsetail17]

`lof course I started it and I " brooooooooooooooooooooooooooom - BROMinG !" hahahahahahahaah ! !

[blahhh101]

b*tch be trippin balls

[chaErtai752]

naka-drugs nga ata..XDXD

[robert81433]

bangag nga........ ahaha

[avviekola1]

Super pinipigilan lang tumawa siguro nung reporter :)) Lakas ng trip ni Kuya.

[sipyoanjo7003]

Adek!..

[MrAyalaricardo]

Ang talino niya, may English, Logic, Geometry, Math, CAT, at Medicine. Daig pa si Einstein.

[TheSamtot]

wagas!!!!!! astig ni tatang

[mikeycute00]

Dapat may mas mahabang version. Sigurado ko laughtrip!

[RayAsakura05]

Bwahahaha!!! D Best!!! XD

[bingfull]

daig pa saken mag english ah :D galeng :D

[ImBleedingRainbows]

wahahahahahhahaha

[fseurgdai]

mercury drug LMAO

[faithcana]

drugs make you genius. ya'll gotta buy one.

[Moooshey]

Wasak nanaman sa DRoga! wasak na wasak!

[iankevinsevilla]

BANGAG TO THE MAX!

[kieferkippy]

Vrrrooooooommm vroooming!!

[Moooshey]

AHAHA! investigation--side by side-- triangle--Four side..Vroooomm PUTANG INA!

[gwapitahj0ni]

hahhahahah....lupit po kuya!!! hahaha.. nabibilaukan ako katatawa...

[caseycheyne]

ayos!ginamit nga lang nmn pamamasyal!hahaha....

[vlogameir]

What a pathetic attempt at intelligence. 

[yamakiSpicySugar]

potek may square root pa? xD

[ayadeguzman]

si micheal fahatid(not sure sa spelling) pa yung naginterview. magulo rin kausap yan

[bubonicbieber]

Typical Filipino. Crazy fuckhead.

[babyp35]

@bubonicbieber You're the fuckhead here, dude. Get a life :D

[ThePrezyus]

hahaha i'm brooming....

[aimheart1]

please welcome ronnie alcano in drug mode

[TheJuetenglord]

@aimheart1 hahaahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nojas0n69]

nakakapagpagaling pala ng english skills ang drugs haha

[eiramlirfye]

papalitan na nito si rene descartes, haha

[ratederwin]

kuya jobert kaw ba yan? lol

[LightKnYt]

HAHAHAAHA

[vientut]

rrrrrrrrrrrROAMING

[mspotter2]

@haynaku2007, ang kj mo naman! Hmp!

San ka pa, addict na mathematician!

[MrPakara123]

hahaha . nsa PILIPINAS kah .

wag ka mag ENGLISH

di bagay para kang BADING :))

[haynaku2007]

Bket pa kailngan i-report ito. Mas gunggong ang reporter! This is not what real journalism is all about!

[thejohhny69]

anak ng puta mas magaling pang mag english kaysa kay lito lapid and manny pacquiao hahahahehehe papa-ano kaya kungkinausap ni manny to hahahahehehe dudugo ilong ni manny kakaisip ng sasabihin hahahahehehe

[genez8888]

si JOBERT haha

[starscamecrashing83]

dating team leader ata to sa call center problema napabayaan na ang ingles hehehe

[alishaxxx0]

i start br000 roaming i know hahahahah...hay nak0 kuya bakit English Speaking ka Grbai na it0

[alishaxxx0]

hahahahahahah

[badetclouds007]

hahaha, .... take the square root from side by side......

[06cristianoronaldo]

daig pa ang mga japanese hahahh

[yaha987]

ofcourse i start it then i broooooooooo-roaming haha

[TheKingLegit]

the best math teacher the world has ever seen.

[1981haifa]

ang animaz ka igat!

[TamahomesProperty]

hayyyuupp!! talino sa math ah, pede paturo?

[TheKuyee123]

ang ganda ng sandals ni kuya, nasaludo pa

[TheKuyee123]

ang gago din naman nung reporter, ngtanong pa ng how many. haha

[imprinceful]

i started and it start BROOOOOOOOOM BROOMING!

[lovelycupcakes1]

English, Math, pati CAT! 1:50 - 1:55. astig si kuya. laughtrip