Roseanne - 308 - PMS, I Love You - Part 3

[Moreno1Melissa]

Dad is not having his day of PMS.

[fsprebel]

Mental note, Roseanne is a stiff.

[Anakasha8]

"Mental note: KILL Arnie. "

[chewy746]

jackie there are no birthdays in hell....lol

[Consolatrix4]

"You are the ink in my pen." :D :D :D :D :D:D :D

[njprincess211]

roseanne scares me when she has pms!!!

[Lynxderww]

Oh yeah that was a smart idea. Hire a stripper to a married man's birthday party whose 3 kids are there as well.

[elfuente21]

Laurie metcalf is one of the best actresses. She is so funny! I miss watching her on television!

[lepaz11]

"Let's face it... she's bad luck."

[Caramiu]

Roseanne was the one that made her feel like dirt in the first place LOL

[danielle1415]

Mental Note: Kill Arnie haha its funny because he cant hear him and hes looking around like that was fun.

[lovelikerazorblade]

"when do I GET MY PMS!"

[Eddayson]

I laughed the hardest at "Probably wondering why Nancy isn't here...."

Dan: "who's Nancy?"

[canadianroseXXX36]

I loved roseanne the first 4 seasons.. and i have to admit his episode...went alittle overboard..with the PMS thing... I do know PMS can get horrible for a woman, im one of em lol however.. if i ever treat my family like that someone shoot me LOL

but i know it makes for comedy so lol

[brimstonemonkey]

Let's face it. She's bad luck. LOL

[TheCokebottle1]

i like becky's party outfit

[yorkandpomona]

@TheCokebottle1 that style has come back...i was just at forever21 and there were a ton of dresses like that

[Tiffawesomeness]

"There are no birthdays in hell, Dan!" hahah so great!

[AnnaBarton10]

"That's it God's a woman."

LOL! I knew it!

[babygurlari13]

darlene:she was there when i sprained my ankle

becky:yeah and she was there when that guy ditched me at the dance

jackie:and when your parents split up dan

dan:yeah she was there--thats it, shes bad luck lol

[13MrMurphy]

@babygurlari13 That was Crystal not Jackie...if you remember correctly Jackie was dancing with Roseanne at the time they even move the camera to Roseanne and Jackie dancing right after this scene...

[LilHogg95]

WHEN DO I GET MY PMS! lol

[shamsky4evr]

"Need anything, Dan?

"Menopause."

ROFL

[poorliljeffy]

When do I get to have *MY* PMS?!

[Buddaboy1313]

There are no birthdays in HELL dan!!!!!!!

[onoudidnt125]

when I sprained my ankle, she was there

yeah, and she was there when that guy ditched me at the dance

and when your parents split up, Dan

yeah, she was there - let's face it, she's bad luck

LMAO

[January1487]

Ew, Dan spit ALL over that cake lol

[AnnaBarton10]

That's it, God's a woman!!!

ROTFL

[reelnicegifts]

ROTFL. Poor Dan.

[PCP68]

hey what did one lady vampire say to the other? see ya next month hahahaha

[boingokky]

I thought it was "What did one 'lesbian' vampire say to the other...?!"

[michelleobamaistrash]

I'm a woman and I'd have to leave for the entire PMS time or there may be a dead body in the house.

[The1onTV]

this would be funny if i didn't have a friend who is just like roseanne on her once a month thing

[Johnny15depp]

when Roseanne said "higher" and DJ stood on the chair...That was so cute

[cmcardle]

this really shows roseanne's great acting skills...jumping from one personality right into another..

[HP1818]

3:30 is lmao!

[diamonds454]

yes!..... i got my wish LOL XD

[ammccarter]

lol one of my favorite episodes...

[amarillo315]

LOL at DJ at 0:07 =)

[pleasureman88]

ROTFFLMFAO at 0.01

[warjdani]

that poor stripper. I'm suprise she Roseanne didn't kill her.

[russian401]

lmao

[1985Nebraska]

I use to date someone who constantly had PMS, but the problem was she didn't tell me that she was going through those hormone cramps. For the first 5 months of that relationship I use to think she was irritated or angry with either me or her divorced parents. Or she wasn't having fun with me. Before I dated her, I only knew a little bit of PMS, but not much since I'm not female. After we seperated, that is when I knew the depths of what women go through every month when it comes to PMS.

[SashGirl34]

Later episodes states that Dan and Roseanne married as soon as they gradituted high school when they were 18.. it's funny but confusing

[katykat46]

yeah. that would make him 35 or 36 if they were married for 17 years. or he would have been 21 or 22 when they were married. Weird.

[jww047]

Lol Old Yeller. I never have and I never will. LOL

[DestinStrahan]

Mental Note: Kill Arny

[lansinghannah]

I just read that Roseanne did not think the show was funny until the 5th season, I totally disagree, I liked the first 2 seasons, the writing was so good and Roseanne was nice.

[Bromden75]

I disagree too. It started to suck as it went on to the 9th season.

[metallicslayer]

that stripper is the reason hilary lost...hahaha

[musicaltheatergeek79]

I love when Jackie comes out whimpering at 3:27.

[brooklyn1070]

ive seen these episodes a million times..an they still maddd funny! i lvoe tha halloween ones ..lolllllll

[animelover123]

wtf... 39 years old.. married for 17 years? 16-year-old children...? This doesnt add up.. Im sorry... Its still funny though haha

[dekinaidekinai]

O_o animelover... how does it not add up?

[pcgod8]

It adds up fine... 39 - 17, makes him 22 when they got married and if Becky is 16, then they had her after a year of marriage.

[serendipity20]

Adds up fine to me. I agree with pcgod8. Everything matches up fine.

[denadear]

Sure, it does. My Husband is 37, almost 38 and I'm almost 37 and we've been married for 15 years. Only difference is, we waited a little longer to have kids.

[RedLion502]

lol her face at 4:28 and i love the speech she makes about him being a "rock"

[ATLien007]

I love Roseanne! She was much ore funnier and nicer in the earlier eps personally to me.

[weyoun36]

I agree. After Roseanne(the actress) started changing her face through plastic surgery, her attitude on the show started changing as well and not for the better. She became this unlikable megabitch. Then Darlene became an ultra-hateful, sarcastic magabitch.(Way worse than she use to be) I stopped watching the show after the fifth season.

[skylur44]

TOTALLY agree; the first two seasons were the best.

[jww047]

I don't agree at all.

[kmcdono1]

I agree. I noticed in season 4 that she got bitchy in a non-funny way. In season 5 she was really a bitch. She stopped laughing at herself then.

[dazedinbama]

I never tire of watching Roseanne. This is another classic episode. Thanks, exonit!