My name is Lukashenko and I'm the candidate for presidento

I control and manipulate my people so I can shout from the highest steeple

Belarus is free and for sure you can vote for me,

But don't you dare march in the streets during December,

Because I bang your heads and fuck you bad, and its for sure,

It's something you'll remember!

So vote me, for glee, and prosperity as I am the last dictator,

So thanks again my belarussian friends,

I'll see you in the presidential suit a little later. :-)