MST3K 903 Puma Man 3/12

[rumbler227]

"Come any way you'd like...but come"

"Now, that's gotta be a proposition!"

[SpiderxBlue]

Dose anybody else ever want to do stuff like put cherry koolaid in there contact fluid after watching Mst3k XD

[ATHF10]

that womens mouth is so big that she uses a cat tied to a club to brush her teeth XD

[thepikapikaaa]

aztechnologies . . . how did such a groantastic pun make me laugh so much?

[samsoner]

You see in the dark. You fall like a cat. You are the Pyuu-ma man.

[ryanbordt]

oh oh, he's shoplifting a hip bone for his grandma

[tagginos]

I'm gonna say mass, if you wanna hang around.

[nurb101]

I say put it on

.

And you say "Pyoot et oon"

[xXxequisxXx]

"I can sense danger? Yeah, a post-it note could sense danger better than this guy."

[mylittleuboa]

The chick has a huge mouth, holy cow

[Steel1Cold]

His danger sense does not work against aztecs.

[linoleumcarving]

I love the cars they drive in this movie, the beginning of the end for detroit...?? Fat/cow cars that get crap mpg. and have low H.P. and break down a lot.

[PunchSydeiron]

Servo: "Definitive proof that he has a copy of that picture!"

[alice88wa]

I think this girl would make a terrific Harley Quinn

[MJmichand]

@alice88wa you are very wise!

[RainshadowDesert]

"Before you call the police...Caress."

[MrBuch169169]

I'll even bring my cereMONIal club!

And my misPLACED emphasis.

[AstralPixie]

Yep... he can sense danger...

"I'm still not sensing danger"

"We're a Fun Couple, aren't we"

"I hope to be as bald as you are someday, sir"

[DickieAnginson]

I'm just going to duck into Willa Cather's ancestral home.

[HayesAJones]

"You were only a boy at the time."

"Then you were a girl, then you were a boy again."

[Daelock]

Everyone who complains about how crappy modern superhero movies are, THIS is what used to pass for a superhero movie. Keep some perspective in mind.

[DetestableCrabmeat]

@Daelock I'd take this over Fantastic Four.

[Daelock]

@DetestableCrabmeat Without the MSTing? Watch FF with Rifftrax, it's actually pretty bearable.

[Akira625]

What's with the 70's porn music playing at the beginning? :)

[modchic720]

I swear, that woman's smile could stretch to the back of her head if she wanted it to. Fucking mouth is huge...

[noirakita]

Hey, a see-through hat!

I'M A WOOD SPRITE.

Parachute/Bowtie.

My name is Vadino.

I'm an onion.

I say put it on...

and you say pewt it oon.

[Gigrantula58]

Now he takes out a personal ad: Saw you in museum, you took bone, I chased you.

[napoleon32]

I'll plunger him senseless!

[TigerTaint]

jesus christ that woman's mouth is huge

[Theburn77]

"I don't have any change, leave me alone." 

[EponymousKid]

Also, jeez, there hasn't been a hero this whiny and stupid since Richard from parts: the Clonus Horror.

[dcbandnerd]

Normal day:

-Get thrown from a third story window by a large stranger

-Get told I'm the Puma Man by said stranger

-Stranger disappears

[AloysiusRexford]

"Pute et une"

[eldiablorojos]

"I'm a representative of AZ-Technologies"

[11bveteran]

Someone will show you where to park the cars

[DAVIDInitiative]

A Post-It note can sense danger better than this guy!!

[alizarin89]

Haha! Aztechnologies! :D

[darayneman]

i say put it on and you say pyoot it oon. Lmao.

[Rita3500]

This is...flirting? :/

[Waveblade]

Funny thing is pumas can't roar.

[DasGuntLord01]

I'm a wood sprite...

[meowistforlife]

people throw me out the window, tell me I'm puma man and leave

[ChaoticYak]

Every room in this hotel comes with an Aztec!

[Casey5693]

Well come over here, let's go pick out a wig, and let's go trick or treating. ROFL

[TheRydog100]

This always happens, people throw me out of windows tell me Ilm puma man then leave!

[Casey5693]

@TheRydog100 Then these Aztec guys come into your hotel room and force you to put on belts.

[Yapshire]

If he doesn't stop flirting with her, he'll be in Dutch. GO, PUMAMAN!!!

[Theburn77]

I represent Aztecnologies...lol

[Casey5693]

Okay, the Aztec guy throws 4 men out the window and then tries to kill Pumaman, too, but is actually a good guy? Where does this movie get its logic?

[bruxbrux]

@Casey5693 Much as I dislike defending this movie in any way, I believe the idea is that Donald Pleasence and his thugs are the ones throwing people out of windows in an attempt to find the Puma Man. Semi-Competent Aztec Man knew Puma Man's identity already, and threw him out a window only to prove what he already knew.

[Casey5693]

@bruxbrux Okay, I guess that kind of makes sense. I apologize for making you defend this awful movie. It must have been painful.

[MoonHeadJohn]

"You will have all the powers he did."

"Or your money back."

[Havokshammer]

Man shes got about a hundred teeth.

[nolanjuice84]

every room comes with an aztec

[VGasshole]

Bummer, we lost the line 'I can't build a cat' in the transition.

[CoryTE]

I say put it on, and you say pyoot it oon.

[napoleon32]

I'll plunger him senseless!

[oORiseAboveOo]

lol...but why a puma...?

[MST3K1986]

What is up with that hat she's wearing? Was she rooting around in Lady Gaga's closet before going to find Puma Man?

[watda74]

1:29-1:35 could have been the Stinger as well.  lol

-I'M AN ONION!

[ChaoticYak]

The Dutch are mean!

I'm a wood sprite!

[TitusYorick]

5:59 Holy crap, when did he take control of Al Gore?

[EternalGuardian07]

This is why 7-11s allow no more than 3 Aztecs in at one time.

[Xtro2005]

The Aztec must have a jumped out of the window too given that he was outside and around the building in less than 25 seconds.

[RetroVGamer]

1:03 too funny lol!

[Apollomasque]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the professional and respected Donald Pleasance.

[joemomma46]

"Look I don't have any change, ok?"

[4EyedBlonde]

the woman's mouth takes up her whole face.

[Xtro2005]

@4EyedBlonde I couldn't help but laugh at her body checking the the priceless fossil at 2:45

[whitebishop1]

A post-it note could sense danger better than this guy!

[TheMackDaddy123]

IM A WOOD SPRITE!

[ShadesofScorpius]

"The Dutch are MEAN!"

"Im a representative of AztecNologies"

[disinhibited129]

best mst3K video

[mst3k100]

i hate it when aztecs force themselves into your hotel room and make you try on belts.

[watda74]

"Before you call the police..."

-CARESS

A highly feminine cleansing bar (don't dare call it soap) & the old commercial slogan.

We have new MSTies here & as an old fan just doing my part to enlighen y'all. lol

[matthewlax13]

hahaha i love their riff on this movie! and personally im digging the cheap disco background music lol thanks for posting

[BlahBlahYouWho]

I hope to be as bald as you some day, sir.

[SAGEBOT500]

Goddamn it, the INCAS lived in the Andes. The Aztecs lived in Mexico. They aren't even on the same continent! Ugh, immersion ruined.

[RowsdowerMobileAway]

@SAGEBOT500 That's what I was thinking. But maybe it's to insult the Incas and Aztecs? I don't know, but there isn't much we can do now.

[fledermaus81]

1:49 XD "I'm still not sensing danger."

[sweetmother2406]

"I'm here for the Faye Dunaway auditions."

[ChaoticYak]

Um....Grrr? Hear my mighty roar? Grrr?

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Dr. Loomis? No wonder Micheal Myers was able to escape.

[dennismarkam]

So... are we just gonna ignore that Vidalia tossed all those other guys out of windows? We're just gonna let the fact that he's a murder, then. ... That is ace story-telling.

[ChaoticYak]

@dennismarkam Vidinho didn't throw them out of windows. He explains it later that he already knew Tony was the Puma man because he knew his father. It was Donald Pleasance and co. who threw the guys out of windows trying to find the Puma Man. ...and I can't believe that I understood all this. :)

[pretorious700]

@ChaoticYak So if he knew Tony was the Puma man, why did he toss him out of the window? The whole window tossing thing is so outrageously pointless and stupid. Were they just tossing people at random until someone survived? No matter who was doing it, it still makes no sense.

[ChaoticYak]

@pretorious700 To prove it to Tony who didn't believe it even after falling three stories and seeing in the dark and stuff? Tony is pretty thick. Maybe it was also to prove just how evil Donald Pleasance is...although he was wearing a mumu. That's pretty evil already. It makes a bit of flimsy sense, but not good sense.

[ColdxFirexRaven]

Yep. He can sense danger. A post-it note can sense danger better than this guy!

[yaywhewclips242]

Prince Valiant hair!

[AuburnRed1]

Oh yeah he was for a couple of years.

Sorry, definitive proof that he has a copy of that picture!

[AuburnRed1]

Grr, hear my mighty roar, grr!

Definitive proof that he has that exact same picture!

[Longknife]

"Come any way you like....but come."

"Now that's GOTTA be a proposition!"

[TheHanzoMK1]

In what way is the Aztec a "good" guy? Not only has he killed 4 people but now he's destroying museum property...

[bozez1]

were a fine couple aren't we

[moltentigerclaw]

Where did he pull that... belt from? o-o

[Havokshammer]

man she's got like 35,000 teeth.

[civandalic]

pumaman does not kill my pee pole

[changyimei]

This always happens, someone throws me out the window, tells me i'm Puma man and then leaves! XD

[livinintwilightzone]

This movie has got the best peppy music EVER. Yeah! Cha cha cha...God willing, I will have a perky little hero theme too one day.

[eskimo02]

"alright, pencils down class"

[LonewolfSojourner]

You know, with the exception of the name and the fact that sensing danger seems to involve a debilitating migraine, the Pumaman's power list would actually be useful in the hands of some one other than Tony

[rowdymax1]

"this is why 7-11's don't allow more than 3 Aztecs in at a time"...lol recipe for olive loaf...lol

"I'm a wood sprite"

[InterEDGE]

how could anyone take someone named PUMAMAN seriously?

[cuttock]

"Where are the Faye Dunaway auditions?"

[IAmThePumaMan]

....I'm gonna tell my boss I'm Pumaman. Maybe he'll let me go home early.

[Samurairob]

7:30 shadowrun reference

[Samurairob]

@Samurairob I mean 7:20 aztechnologies

[XmanosX]

4:32 Is she in mourning for her turtle, is that why the hat? LOL

[TruKriegsaffeNo9]

"Aztechnologies" isn't a reference to Shadowrun... is it?

[pretorious700]

@TruKriegsaffeNo9 I would say just a play on words.

[frostyvelvet]

I say put it on.....You say pyoot it oon.

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

and yet this is still a better superhero movie than captain america!

[Shadowdancer21b]

"I kill for fun!" I like the "Scarface" reference.

[Edgefox88]

so he threw 4 random people out of windows (killing them) for the sake of finding the 1 that was puma man? thats so messed up.

[ZoeSquared21]

"I'm a wood sprite!"

"My name is Vadimo... I am an onion!"

[ChaoticYak]

You're not going to pour molten gold down my throat are you?

[maximumkarlnage]

the aztec guy kicked the crap out of Mr. T in the first episode of the A-Team

[watda74]

LOL I remember that!! He punched B.A., who turned to Hannibal saying, "You want him?" Hannibal replied, "No, you take him." Good TV X-D

[GunshyPigeon]

is it me... or does the Aztec guy look like a poor excuse for a Sado(from Bleach) cosplayer?? O.o ???

[Tendoking]

@GunshyPigeon

Nice one, Gunshy.

[Jonversion1]

"I'm still not sensing danger"

hahaha

[crazycat58]

Why is she wearing that funeral cap?!? O.O

[simon0jester]

"Is that 'If i Were a Rich Man' on harpsichord?"

[optimon]

"I say put it on.."

"-and you say pewt it oon."

that line is awesome  :D

[carbonlaminate]

are you the guy that's been writing anti-Aztec stuff on the wall?

[paiholl]

this has got to be some of the creepiest flirting i've ever seen

[JohnFromSpace]

I wish I read this comment sooner. I tried his lines and got flat out rejected and punched in the eye socket

[paiholl]

so who, from any culture, wanders into a lab and steals a random thing while the scientists are watching?

[lordofwar0828]

"im a wood sprite."

[stig422]

dont you hate when aztecs force themselves in your hotel room and make you try on belts

[Cessnuts69]

I did not need to kill to find you. I kill for fun.

[LightDeoxys]

She mourning for her turtle, is that why she's got that hat?

[BlueEyes7452]

Was that 'If I Were a Rich Man" on harpischord?

[NorwichTeenwolf]

This film seems to have be made in about 20 different countries at once.

[nolaughingmatter]

"That's why 7-11 won't allow 3 Aztecs at one time" 0:46 LOL

[RoyStorey]

Now THAT'S gotta be a proposition!

[mskittychic79]

6:23, "There's cherry Kool-Aid in my saline solution!!" LOL

[dma69nyc]

Damn clapper!

[TheMagicMan333]

"I'm a representative of Aztechnologies"

Over the years I've often wondered if that's a Shadowrun reference.

[ElveeKaye]

Poo-ma Man, Pyoo-ma Man. You decide.

[person0129]

her teeth are huge. damn

[IntroSpetful]

very odd smile....

[joemomma46]

Parachute/Bowtie

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

A POST-IT NOTE can sense danger better than this guy!

[Christina314]

I love how no one in England has a british accent.

[LightDeoxys]

I'm a wood sprite.

[weewees1]

Iz it because I am Pumaman?

[EllawoodBlues]

" I am from Aztechnologies"

[NickCaligo42]

That just makes me wonder if the MST3K guys were fans of Shadowrun...

[moodysoup]

"Is that 'If I Were A Rich Man' on harpsichord?"

=D

[napoleon32]

"I hope to be as bald as you someday, sir."

[awbenson0428]

I wish it didn't cut out the part where they say "Fluffy seems to be eating less and less and getting thinner."

I crack up everytime Mike and the robots start laughing when Vidinho throws the Pumaman out the window.

aa

[DoubleMiz]

To be fair, Pumaman needed a running start, LOL

[zapproowsdower]

this movie's actually a true story.

[watda74]

I know I'm gonna regret this, but...please explain. lol

[moodysoup]

@zapproowsdower Wha...? You mean an actual legend, then?

=D

[AndrewSavesTheDay]

That woman has a very large mouth...

[watda74]

Yeahhhhhhhhhh...lol

[Jlhlov18]

Every room in this hotel comes with an aztec.

[jeannec1]

Of all the crap that comprises this movie, nothing is worse than the god-awful soundtrack.

[Ameute]

"put it on" *soft music in backgound*

Why dose this seen make me feel acquired?

[StLennyBruce]

"I'll duck into Willa Cather's Ancestral home.."

"Is that 'If I were a Rich Man" on harpsichord?"

LOL

[outstandings]

"You the guy who's been writing anti-Aztec stuff on the bathroom walls?" I love Bill Corbett.

[solemfero]

7:14 - Actually, the Aztecs lived from central Mexico down to the Yucatan Peninsula. The Andes were primarily inhabited by the Inca.

[mugencivic88]

deep voice> "I am a wood sprite".

[changyimei]

If I were a rich man on harpsicord lmao