Well, you know what applies to who just by reading some of the comments here. Those getting offended and bent of shape about the video because the video hits a bit too close to home perhaps? LMAO!
Woe is me.....This is good. I am Real Psychologist and my Profile of this man is Commingsoon! This man is not insane.....He is innocent...everything he dose is true unto himself.............
Your advice is only for the average male, and not necesssarily for the intellectual male, men who wank themselves too much or look at porno very often, cannot get in touch with women ,because their social life becomes jaded...it affects your social life ...YOU THINK EINSTEIN MET HIS GIRL AT A BAR? NO...HE KNEW THE GIRL FROM HIS SCHOOL, YOU GOTTA BE SMART TO GET A GRIP ON A WOMEN OR MEET A WOMEN...............NO OFFENCE ,NO DEFENCE
Sissy? You don't know shit about shyness or social phobia. You are hurting those who have it. That is not a good idea buddy. MOst shy persons are not violent but they can be if you hurt them. Sorry for calling you a motherfucker. See? I admit making a mistake. can you?
my shyness is pretty strong and I don't think I necessarily need to "fix" it I given up on voluntary human interaction I don't fucking need it...given up on the whole social thing.
i've suffered from severe social phobia all my life, have improved apart from with getting girls, sadly last thing to improve is confidence in that dept..however my advice to you is giving up on the 'whole social thing' is even worse..bit of a catch 22 i appreciate, good luck anyway
shy folks just gotta pretend they're a rock star or an actor ( or football star )with the same initials---i used to pretend i was crash craddock, then i got chicks more. and the jack too.
You know...I always wonder why you have erased all of the old Dr. Smiles clips. I actually want to save in my favorites the the Dr. Smiles clip talking about moving in or out of a house by singing. That one was cool. so was this one. this one was funny, even though it's obvious it won't work in real life. for me anyway, since I can't drink alcohol (I have a fatty liver)and I'm not willing to make someone drink alcohol to get them drunk.
If there's a pill to take my virginity sign me up brother! Keep this stuff coming, you are one of the very few that make me laugh on You Tube. It really is the best medicine.
Flawless. I need an ambulance. I'm sure i wouldn't be cracking a smile after she's smacked me in the mouth, 'honest'. Vintage Dr Smiles. This one goes down, (if you get my drift) in history.
haha..I like that line warning the ladies you're going to "relinquish male secrets." You can't do that! We must remain a mystery--after all, we're from Mars.
Thanks Dr. Smiles, I ran right out and tried your lines and I think I'm winning her over, but she plays rough. Can you reccomend anything for a black eye and broken ribs?
Question to Dr. Smiles...If i use reverse order will my injuries become less severe...or would i be more than likely be `pakin my s**t up` 1st time ? lol
hillarious,but have you heard about that smiling disorder where peoples faces get stuck when they smile? freaky..having to smile for the rest of your life >.<
hahahaha OMFG that sounds like my ex on our first date. He told me he loved me like 2 hours after we met. My ass ran!! But he won me over eventually for 8 years. He is long gone now. I should have stayed running away! hehehehe
rofl
ImNotCrazy44 11 months ago
We love you, I and My sister. I am just as bad as you, I am dead serious.
VampireKittyPrincess 1 year ago
lmfao
AwesumRocksum 1 year ago
wow this is hilarious monty
AlesandroMoon 1 year ago
Does Dr. Smiles have his own wig shop?
theboombody 1 year ago
hey man radewrtrew
abuseforapie 1 year ago
"..of course you pack your shit up and you go home and you get busy'" lmao
SiLlyGoOse4321 1 year ago
Dude,my guidance counsler is EXACTLY like this character.
she is a lady,but i swear she stole my ganja when i got a referral that i had to bring up there
Supersecretfilms 1 year ago
U even made the Angry DR Batman Crack a smile! Bravo!
DoKtorBatmaan 2 years ago
I believe i watch a wrong video for an advice
chhurhnapa 2 years ago
LMAO! That was hilarious!
Wish I could ask that as an intended joke, but I doubt I could without smiling. lol!
CountDOODOO 2 years ago
Oh my god we are rolling over here. You crack us up OMG LOL
novmoon 2 years ago
Well, you know what applies to who just by reading some of the comments here. Those getting offended and bent of shape about the video because the video hits a bit too close to home perhaps? LMAO!
moxie3672 3 years ago
This is all a joke. Its not meant to be taken seriously. I thought it might be kind of serious. :) It was pretty funny though! LOL!
RussX5Z 3 years ago
Woe is me.....This is good. I am Real Psychologist and my Profile of this man is Commingsoon! This man is not insane.....He is innocent...everything he dose is true unto himself.............
TheeJackOFLanterns 3 years ago
tickle ur ass with a feather HA aaah hah hhah...its so dumb that it might actually work
g00oogle 3 years ago
LOL That sounds like something a Pervert
would say!!
DonnaUtubefan 3 years ago
Uh, you skipped the whole part about how to get the woman to go with you to the bar.
Rimsa 3 years ago
I would turn it around: Particulairy nice weather. What did you say? I said tickle your ass with a feather bitch!
royalsteven 3 years ago
Dude he's not talking about people with social anxiety disorder or such, he's talking to guys that are a bit shy.
Its like someone talking about people who don't pay attention and people complaining that the ones with ADHD are gonna be offended.
ronimacarroni 3 years ago
I was going to leave a comment, but I'm too shy.
mickflyuk 3 years ago 6
Who told you that shy people are sad people? SHit man! YOu need to study first hard. YOu asshole!
Schizophrenik7 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha
DAI3792 3 years ago
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha funniest shit ive seen this week!
man hah! as stupid as it is i think ill try the "can i tickle your ass with a feather" haha jk but i would lmao so id blow my cover!
pixieisgay 3 years ago
Tossin the ol' salad after a half hour.
Mwa Hahahaha!
BillyDOOM23 4 years ago
Your advice is only for the average male, and not necesssarily for the intellectual male, men who wank themselves too much or look at porno very often, cannot get in touch with women ,because their social life becomes jaded...it affects your social life ...YOU THINK EINSTEIN MET HIS GIRL AT A BAR? NO...HE KNEW THE GIRL FROM HIS SCHOOL, YOU GOTTA BE SMART TO GET A GRIP ON A WOMEN OR MEET A WOMEN...............NO OFFENCE ,NO DEFENCE
yravni 4 years ago
lol! funny shizz
twicho 4 years ago
hhahaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
Shroomiz5446 4 years ago
Lmfao. That was great.
coolfirepwnz 4 years ago 2
This guy is a genius...I've tried his methods and they work!!!!
irishcoffee 4 years ago 9
This has been flagged as spam show
Fuck you bitch!
Guitargod8887 4 years ago
Dude your a fucking douche bag. Get a life you flamer.
Guitargod8887 4 years ago
How can you smile for so long? lol :DDDDDD
daniel2010s 4 years ago 3
I have real shyness and you are joking about it, motherfucker. fuck off/
elholandes 4 years ago
GFY-Sissy!!!!
Montagraph 4 years ago 3
Sissy? You don't know shit about shyness or social phobia. You are hurting those who have it. That is not a good idea buddy. MOst shy persons are not violent but they can be if you hurt them. Sorry for calling you a motherfucker. See? I admit making a mistake. can you?
elholandes 3 years ago
my shyness is pretty strong and I don't think I necessarily need to "fix" it I given up on voluntary human interaction I don't fucking need it...given up on the whole social thing.
c0d3m45t3r 4 years ago 4
I know exactly how you feel, cause I've given up too.
sasquatch435 4 years ago 3
i've suffered from severe social phobia all my life, have improved apart from with getting girls, sadly last thing to improve is confidence in that dept..however my advice to you is giving up on the 'whole social thing' is even worse..bit of a catch 22 i appreciate, good luck anyway
vincent4500 4 years ago
this guy is brilliant, yet nieve an cunning
hes cool
think2wiceSDS 4 years ago 2
LOl this is fail proof
KevDaddyWVU 4 years ago
This guy is jokes. OMG!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
PESPLAYA 4 years ago 2
shy folks just gotta pretend they're a rock star or an actor ( or football star )with the same initials---i used to pretend i was crash craddock, then i got chicks more. and the jack too.
BEATNIKCASS 4 years ago
200 Stars !
1rocknroy 4 years ago
whaha im gonna try that ,5stars!
Bruut 4 years ago
lol
lionel3185 4 years ago
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
mryyan2000 4 years ago
lmao. Good Advice.
NoneOfTheAbove312 4 years ago
Well, with Dr. Smiles one can hardly go wrong! lol
Montagraph 4 years ago
that was funny. lol
darionv 4 years ago
Quality! :D
jungletekno 4 years ago
Is Dr. Smiles a man or a woman?
WillCharles 4 years ago
why would i need to take notes, you got a fucking video with a pause button.
crazymikeobcbro 4 years ago
Can I fuck you?
nolansion 4 years ago
No!
Montagraph 4 years ago
nolanson, send me a ticket to where you live --i'll dress up like dr. smiles
BEATNIKCASS 4 years ago
all I have to say is hahahahahah
Ldyrebeln 4 years ago
thank you for this!!! lol
violaozim 4 years ago
Sure, Dr. Smiles really knows his stuff! lol
Montagraph 4 years ago
Gosh!You´re killing me!!XD!!LOL - You rock! (When the tribute to Tomi Bon Tomi???hehehe)
TheEyesOfTruth 4 years ago
i wouldnt want to be trapped in an elevator with you sir.
shandling 4 years ago
lay off the crack pipe Smiles
0wn4g3dotcom 4 years ago
Thats some funny shit! Love ya!!
missypatt8111 4 years ago
You know...I always wonder why you have erased all of the old Dr. Smiles clips. I actually want to save in my favorites the the Dr. Smiles clip talking about moving in or out of a house by singing. That one was cool. so was this one. this one was funny, even though it's obvious it won't work in real life. for me anyway, since I can't drink alcohol (I have a fatty liver)and I'm not willing to make someone drink alcohol to get them drunk.
qwertyjpc 4 years ago
This is all well and good, but it still doesn't help me with my shyness problem.
v4uxhal1 4 years ago
Do you need a Private Lesson? That could be very expensive! Lol
Montagraph 4 years ago
hahahahahahah!!!
kyut03 4 years ago
LOL
katiesopinion 4 years ago
que lindooo!!!
ignaciaaa 4 years ago
congrats Monty on all the honors. :)
denise62702 4 years ago
that was so funny...>D< lol
BaabaduheHe 4 years ago
Hey what happened to Dr. Smiles Lenses? 8D
denise62702 4 years ago
more KQ
gemcityjeff 4 years ago
I ahve glasses just like that
:P
DaniJDanJi 4 years ago
can't stop laughing dude! "Lick your a*s" hahaha
imtubester 4 years ago
LOL, I would break down crying from laughter if any man were to say that shit to me on a first date.
wigglepuppies 4 years ago
So, ya wanna go on a Date with Dr. Smiles? Monty can make it happen for ya, ha
Montagraph 4 years ago
I want to go on a date with Dr. Smiles.
itsmeaaron 4 years ago
I will and I will ravage his body baby! hehe you are hilarious!
denise62702 4 years ago
My reply isnt showing, so I will post it again.. hehe I was saying that I will go on a date with Dr. Smiles and ravage his body hehe.
denise62702 4 years ago
Great Advice! I'll have to try that!
IanFleming007 4 years ago
I hope to see more Dr. Smiles episodes! :)
misternef 4 years ago
Oh they are on their way, no need to worry about that!
Montagraph 4 years ago
Hilarious!
leafdude 4 years ago
A bit strange...but VERY funny! ;-)
hottdancer1 4 years ago
thats great!!if she says yeah, you pack your shit up and go to her house!cool!
lazymornings 4 years ago
um.... it didn't work. and i'm still a virgin....
blurrybigfoot74 4 years ago
Well, ya know- they do have Medication for that! lol
Montagraph 4 years ago
If there's a pill to take my virginity sign me up brother! Keep this stuff coming, you are one of the very few that make me laugh on You Tube. It really is the best medicine.
blurrybigfoot74 4 years ago
Haha that was great, you'd bet I'm gonna use it.
DragOzze 4 years ago
LMAO! That was awsome! You rock!
rextangle 4 years ago
BRILLIANT!!!
jimmyMNSTR 4 years ago
lol hahahahahhahaa
Bcuz77 4 years ago
Dr. Smiles your one in a million!!!! 5 Stars as usual :)
ilene888 4 years ago
you really, really, really, should be on SNL.
Whitehouse2007 4 years ago
How many times have I told you to tell my Agent that. Email him, call him, tell him!
Montagraph 4 years ago
FUNNY AS HELL
yopapadukes 4 years ago
so funy even a kaveman would laff.
YTdrama 4 years ago
JESUS'' YOUR PRICELESS LOL
zr11991 4 years ago
lol something tells me that you've tried this out while at a bar you zany man....and you probibly got good results too? ~DEADMAN~
DEADMANzRUNNING 4 years ago
Flawless. I need an ambulance. I'm sure i wouldn't be cracking a smile after she's smacked me in the mouth, 'honest'. Vintage Dr Smiles. This one goes down, (if you get my drift) in history.
lloydhb 4 years ago
Another great video Monty..You are much like Tom Hanks, who never makes a bad movie..you never make a bad video..5*
sherryco 4 years ago
Now This comment has to be one of the sweetest for sure! Thanks Babe! Monty gives you a Vocal Rose! :)
Montagraph 4 years ago
You're damn right!!!
gruessli 4 years ago
Thanks dude! I'm gonna try that stuff next time I go out.
GuniL1 4 years ago
Video it, I gotta see what really happens! Ha - Oh, do you have medical insurance, just curious! Hahaha
Montagraph 4 years ago
Funny stuff, Monty!! Delightful weather, ha!
Gemm73 4 years ago
Hehehe, that was hilarious! I can imagine those happy faces who take these advices. LOL! :)
gruessli 4 years ago
Tomi, Your music fit absolutely PERFECT for this segment! Thanks again and I hope to work with your talents in the future!
Montagraph 4 years ago
Of course we'll be cooperating in the future, I'm not yet dead (at least not that I'd notice it)...
And if, I'll be your ghost, I promise! :)
gruessli 4 years ago
Again fantastic...But please more stories!!! Love you Monty in a non-homo way lol...Keep up the good work
smoke2joint5 4 years ago
Dude, it's all good! People are People! Depeche Mode man, relax! Story Time is near. Thanks for asking and have a kick ass night!
Montagraph 4 years ago
that's really funny you are so cool Monty
millanvally 4 years ago
MillanVally, would you like to go to the Bar for a drink with Dr. Smiles? lol
Montagraph 4 years ago
Not really, but I'd love to meet Montagraph in person
millanvally 4 years ago
Hey, Dr Smiles,
What did you say???
Mary
MGABBYB 4 years ago
haha..I like that line warning the ladies you're going to "relinquish male secrets." You can't do that! We must remain a mystery--after all, we're from Mars.
Neotrific 4 years ago
Thanks Dr. Smiles, I ran right out and tried your lines and I think I'm winning her over, but she plays rough. Can you reccomend anything for a black eye and broken ribs?
P1X1E56 4 years ago
lol P1X1E56
AnnyaMoon 4 years ago
Yes! BBQ Sauce! BBQ Sauce is always great with ribs. I take it your talking about "Black Eyed Peas"? Ha
Montagraph 4 years ago
Made me laff, how off the wall is that?
P1X1E56 4 years ago
Question to Dr. Smiles...If i use reverse order will my injuries become less severe...or would i be more than likely be `pakin my s**t up` 1st time ? lol
thanks Monty :)
electrotek 4 years ago
Dr. Smiles advises the order in which directed in the video! Otherwise, you may not live or may "Limp" away with very severe injuries. Ha
Montagraph 4 years ago
Possible Death/Serious injury greatly combats my desire to go against convention, lol Advice Taken :)
thanks Monty :) As usual, Xcellent video !!!
electrotek 4 years ago
LMFAO! Sure Fire way's to get layed eh? xD
Someshmoe 4 years ago
I love the recurring advice - if she says yes, get yer ass out of there.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
Woah, hehe, cool! That's some pretty good advice... and I didn't have to pay $50 an hour to hear it! You rock man!
FatalNoogie 4 years ago
Dr. Smiles advice is always Free! After all, he is your I.P. = Internet Psychologist. lol
Montagraph 4 years ago
hillarious,but have you heard about that smiling disorder where peoples faces get stuck when they smile? freaky..having to smile for the rest of your life >.<
aznflayva 4 years ago
I already found a cure for shyness... ALCOHOL! Yay!
(Adderol works well too.)
FatalNoogie 4 years ago
hahahaha OMFG that sounds like my ex on our first date. He told me he loved me like 2 hours after we met. My ass ran!! But he won me over eventually for 8 years. He is long gone now. I should have stayed running away! hehehehe
This is so fucking hilarious! ;)
denise62702 4 years ago
The church lady on steroids!
stupidvidiot 4 years ago
LOVIN' the Mike Brady Hair!! LOL.
You're a riot Monty!
Blessings...
Nancy
Nancy1967 4 years ago
Eh Um, I thought that this was a Informational Man video? Hmmm, you are going to know all of our secrets. Keep this under your hat, will ya ? Lmao!
Montagraph 4 years ago
I'm going to have all those sayings tattooed to the palm of my hand for quick reference. Thanks Dr. Smiles!
mpoertner 4 years ago
No probs! Free advice, what a deal. Ha
Montagraph 4 years ago
No prob for the sub, your funny as hell and a real person, and true to yourself. i enjoy your videos.
Patchubis 4 years ago
shit I'm trying to think who you Dr. Smiles reminds me of.
JohnLWright 4 years ago
Let me guess> Your Psychologist? Lmao!!!
Montagraph 4 years ago
I think he looks like a guy named Steve hehehe. ;)
denise62702 4 years ago
Let me guess: Art Garfunkel masquerading as a raging feminist:)
gunghonia 4 years ago
woah! i wonder if there is any further literature by this knowledgeable individual!?
riverbasil 4 years ago
That's a dude you don't want to meet in the dark.
Dakradha 4 years ago
Who? lol
Montagraph 4 years ago
Our wickedgrinning internet psychologist.
Dakradha 4 years ago