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  • rofl

  • We love you, I and My sister. I am just as bad as you, I am dead serious.

  • lmfao

  • wow this is hilarious monty

  • Does Dr. Smiles have his own wig shop?

  • hey man radewrtrew

  • "..of course you pack your shit up and you go home and you get busy'" lmao

  • Dude,my guidance counsler is EXACTLY like this character.

    she is a lady,but i swear she stole my ganja when i got a referral that i had to bring up there

  • U even made the Angry DR Batman Crack a smile! Bravo!

  • I believe i watch a wrong video for an advice

  • LMAO! That was hilarious!

    Wish I could ask that as an intended joke, but I doubt I could without smiling. lol!

  • Oh my god we are rolling over here. You crack us up OMG LOL

  • Well, you know what applies to who just by reading some of the comments here. Those getting offended and bent of shape about the video because the video hits a bit too close to home perhaps? LMAO!

  • This is all a joke. Its not meant to be taken seriously. I thought it might be kind of serious. :) It was pretty funny though! LOL!

  • Woe is me.....This is good. I am Real Psychologist and my Profile of this man is Commingsoon! This man is not insane.....He is innocent...everything he dose is true unto himself.............

  • tickle ur ass with a feather HA aaah hah hhah...its so dumb that it might actually work

  • LOL That sounds like something a Pervert

    would say!!

  • Uh, you skipped the whole part about how to get the woman to go with you to the bar.

  • I would turn it around: Particulairy nice weather. What did you say? I said tickle your ass with a feather bitch!

  • Dude he's not talking about people with social anxiety disorder or such, he's talking to guys that are a bit shy.

    Its like someone talking about people who don't pay attention and people complaining that the ones with ADHD are gonna be offended.

  • I was going to leave a comment, but I'm too shy.

  • Who told you that shy people are sad people? SHit man! YOu need to study first hard. YOu asshole!

  • hahahahahahaha

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha funniest shit ive seen this week!

    man hah! as stupid as it is i think ill try the "can i tickle your ass with a feather" haha jk but i would lmao so id blow my cover!

  • Tossin the ol' salad after a half hour.

    Mwa Hahahaha!

  • Your advice is only for the average male, and not necesssarily for the intellectual male, men who wank themselves too much or look at porno very often, cannot get in touch with women ,because their social life becomes jaded...it affects your social life ...YOU THINK EINSTEIN MET HIS GIRL AT A BAR? NO...HE KNEW THE GIRL FROM HIS SCHOOL, YOU GOTTA BE SMART TO GET A GRIP ON A WOMEN OR MEET A WOMEN...............NO OFFENCE ,NO DEFENCE

  • lol! funny shizz

  • hhahaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lmfao. That was great.

  • This guy is a genius...I've tried his methods and they work!!!!

  • Dude your a fucking douche bag. Get a life you flamer.

  • How can you smile for so long? lol :DDDDDD

  • I have real shyness and you are joking about it, motherfucker. fuck off/

  • GFY-Sissy!!!!

  • Sissy? You don't know shit about shyness or social phobia. You are hurting those who have it. That is not a good idea buddy. MOst shy persons are not violent but they can be if you hurt them. Sorry for calling you a motherfucker. See? I admit making a mistake. can you?

  • my shyness is pretty strong and I don't think I necessarily need to "fix" it I given up on voluntary human interaction I don't fucking need it...given up on the whole social thing.

  • I know exactly how you feel, cause I've given up too.

  • i've suffered from severe social phobia all my life, have improved apart from with getting girls, sadly last thing to improve is confidence in that dept..however my advice to you is giving up on the 'whole social thing' is even worse..bit of a catch 22 i appreciate, good luck anyway

  • this guy is brilliant, yet nieve an cunning

    hes cool

  • LOl this is fail proof

  • This guy is jokes. OMG!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • shy folks just gotta pretend they're a rock star or an actor ( or football star )with the same initials---i used to pretend i was crash craddock, then i got chicks more. and the jack too.

  • 200 Stars !

  • whaha im gonna try that ,5stars!

  • lol

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool

  • lmao. Good Advice.

  • Well, with Dr. Smiles one can hardly go wrong! lol

  • that was funny. lol

  • Quality! :D

  • Is Dr. Smiles a man or a woman?

  • why would i need to take notes, you got a fucking video with a pause button.

  • Can I fuck you?

  • No!

  • nolanson, send me a ticket to where you live --i'll dress up like dr. smiles

  • all I have to say is hahahahahah

  • thank you for this!!! lol

  • Sure, Dr. Smiles really knows his stuff! lol

  • Gosh!You´re killing me!!XD!!LOL - You rock! (When the tribute to Tomi Bon Tomi???hehehe)

  • i wouldnt want to be trapped in an elevator with you sir.

  • lay off the crack pipe Smiles

  • Thats some funny shit! Love ya!!

  • You know...I always wonder why you have erased all of the old Dr. Smiles clips. I actually want to save in my favorites the the Dr. Smiles clip talking about moving in or out of a house by singing. That one was cool. so was this one. this one was funny, even though it's obvious it won't work in real life. for me anyway, since I can't drink alcohol (I have a fatty liver)and I'm not willing to make someone drink alcohol to get them drunk.

  • This is all well and good, but it still doesn't help me with my shyness problem.

  • Do you need a Private Lesson? That could be very expensive! Lol

  • hahahahahahah!!!

  • LOL

  • que lindooo!!!

  • congrats Monty on all the honors. :)

  • that was so funny...>D< lol

  • Hey what happened to Dr. Smiles Lenses? 8D

  • more KQ

  • I ahve glasses just like that

    :P

  • can't stop laughing dude! "Lick your a*s" hahaha

  • LOL, I would break down crying from laughter if any man were to say that shit to me on a first date.

  • So, ya wanna go on a Date with Dr. Smiles? Monty can make it happen for ya, ha

  • I want to go on a date with Dr. Smiles.

  • I will and I will ravage his body baby! hehe you are hilarious!

  • My reply isnt showing, so I will post it again.. hehe I was saying that I will go on a date with Dr. Smiles and ravage his body hehe.

  • Great Advice! I'll have to try that!

  • I hope to see more Dr. Smiles episodes! :)

  • Oh they are on their way, no need to worry about that!

  • Hilarious!

  • A bit strange...but VERY funny! ;-)

  • thats great!!if she says yeah, you pack your shit up and go to her house!cool!

  • um.... it didn't work.  and i'm still a virgin....

  • Well, ya know- they do have Medication for that! lol

  • If there's a pill to take my virginity sign me up brother! Keep this stuff coming, you are one of the very few that make me laugh on You Tube. It really is the best medicine.

  • Haha that was great, you'd bet I'm gonna use it.

  • LMAO! That was awsome! You rock!

  • BRILLIANT!!!

  • lol hahahahahhahaa

  • Dr. Smiles your one in a million!!!! 5 Stars as usual :)

  • you really, really, really, should be on SNL.

  • How many times have I told you to tell my Agent that. Email him, call him, tell him!

  • FUNNY AS HELL

  • so funy even a kaveman would laff.

  • JESUS'' YOUR PRICELESS LOL

  • lol something tells me that you've tried this out while at a bar you zany man....and you probibly got good results too? ~DEADMAN~

  • Flawless. I need an ambulance. I'm sure i wouldn't be cracking a smile after she's smacked me in the mouth, 'honest'. Vintage Dr Smiles. This one goes down, (if you get my drift) in history.

  • Another great video Monty..You are much like Tom Hanks, who never makes a bad movie..you never make a bad video..5*

  • Now This comment has to be one of the sweetest for sure! Thanks Babe! Monty gives you a Vocal Rose! :)

  • You're damn right!!!

  • Thanks dude! I'm gonna try that stuff next time I go out.

  • Video it, I gotta see what really happens! Ha - Oh, do you have medical insurance, just curious! Hahaha

  • Funny stuff, Monty!!  Delightful weather, ha!

  • Hehehe, that was hilarious! I can imagine those happy faces who take these advices. LOL! :)

  • Tomi, Your music fit absolutely PERFECT for this segment! Thanks again and I hope to work with your talents in the future!

  • Of course we'll be cooperating in the future, I'm not yet dead (at least not that I'd notice it)...

    And if, I'll be your ghost, I promise! :)

  • Again fantastic...But please more stories!!! Love you Monty in a non-homo way lol...Keep up the good work

  • Dude, it's all good! People are People! Depeche Mode man, relax! Story Time is near. Thanks for asking and have a kick ass night!

  • that's really funny you are so cool Monty

  • MillanVally, would you like to go to the Bar for a drink with Dr. Smiles? lol

  • Not really, but I'd love to meet Montagraph in person

  • Hey, Dr Smiles,

    What did you say???

    Mary

  • haha..I like that line warning the ladies you're going to "relinquish male secrets." You can't do that! We must remain a mystery--after all, we're from Mars.

  • Thanks Dr. Smiles, I ran right out and tried your lines and I think I'm winning her over, but she plays rough. Can you reccomend anything for a black eye and broken ribs?

  • lol P1X1E56

  • Yes! BBQ Sauce! BBQ Sauce is always great with ribs. I take it your talking about "Black Eyed Peas"? Ha

  • Made me laff, how off the wall is that?

  • Question to Dr. Smiles...If i use reverse order will my injuries become less severe...or would i be more than likely be `pakin my s**t up` 1st time ? lol

    thanks Monty :)

  • Dr. Smiles advises the order in which directed in the video! Otherwise, you may not live or may "Limp" away with very severe injuries. Ha

  • Possible Death/Serious injury greatly combats my desire to go against convention, lol Advice Taken :)

    thanks Monty :) As usual, Xcellent video !!!

  • LMFAO! Sure Fire way's to get layed eh? xD

  • I love the recurring advice - if she says yes, get yer ass out of there.

  • Woah, hehe, cool! That's some pretty good advice... and I didn't have to pay $50 an hour to hear it! You rock man!

  • Dr. Smiles advice is always Free! After all, he is your I.P. = Internet Psychologist. lol

  • hillarious,but have you heard about that smiling disorder where peoples faces get stuck when they smile? freaky..having to smile for the rest of your life >.<

  • I already found a cure for shyness... ALCOHOL! Yay!

    (Adderol works well too.)

  • hahahaha OMFG that sounds like my ex on our first date. He told me he loved me like 2 hours after we met. My ass ran!! But he won me over eventually for 8 years. He is long gone now. I should have stayed running away! hehehehe

    This is so fucking hilarious! ;)

  • The church lady on steroids!

  • LOVIN' the Mike Brady Hair!! LOL.

    You're a riot Monty!

    Blessings...

    Nancy

  • Eh Um, I thought that this was a Informational Man video? Hmmm, you are going to know all of our secrets. Keep this under your hat, will ya ? Lmao!

  • I'm going to have all those sayings tattooed to the palm of my hand for quick reference. Thanks Dr. Smiles!

  • No probs! Free advice, what a deal. Ha

  • No prob for the sub, your funny as hell and a real person, and true to yourself. i enjoy your videos.

  • shit I'm trying to think who you Dr. Smiles reminds me of.

  • Let me guess> Your Psychologist? Lmao!!!

  • I think he looks like a guy named Steve hehehe. ;)

  • Let me guess: Art Garfunkel masquerading as a raging feminist:)

  • woah! i wonder if there is any further literature by this knowledgeable individual!?

  • That's a dude you don't want to meet in the dark.

  • Who? lol

  • Our wickedgrinning internet psychologist.

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