Weapons are not only welcomed....

[SuperMoss15]

Does anybody know where this entire promo can be found? 

[BruceBurnett]

Is this during May/June 2005?

[UNDERTAKERTHEPHENOM]

Weapons are not only welcome. but they are from Winnipeg u idiot

[Doona1055]

Yeah, and basketballs dont hold grudges.

[RedShadowOfSaturn]

I think this goes to show that one of the great things about Batista was really his theme song's revisit by Saliva, his pyro, maybe his entrance, oh, and the first little bit of his face turn. And he has the nerve to say he hates WWE's PG format. Yeah, well...he was okay. Couldn't hack it on the mic even when they weren't strictly PG, so I'm not sure what his excuse is.

[Lyrix4D]

@RedShadowOfSaturn His Heelturn was enjoyable though. The thing is, he allways said that he doesn't like working the mic as he isn't good on it and feels uncomfortable with it. Problem is: He couldn't compensate in the ring.

[RedShadowOfSaturn]

@Lyrix4D Absolutely agreed, his heel turn wasn't terrible at all, but you're right, even as admirable as it is that he's willing to admit that he's not comfortable as a mic worker, his in-ring work wasn't super great to make up for it. Kofi's the same way. His mic work hasn't been stellar, but he's a decent worker, so at least he's exciting to watch, if he's not exciting to listen to. :-)

[straightedgepeep]

Thanks a lot captain obvious

[henrim93]

Batista is not only welcomed.....he's the womens cahmpion.

[HARDYPARTYX2]

weapons are not only welcome but THEY DONT HOLD GRUDGES!!!!!!!!!!

[edgelitafans1]

STOOP THAT LOW!! DUCT TAPE?! REALLY?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? WEAPONS!

[MegaSlaze]

Weapons are not only welcomed......are you serious?

They kiss babies and hug fat girls.

[flightsnhike226]

Weapons are not only welcome

*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*

They're Allowed.

YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[BeastNation2009]

@flightsnhike226

"I" before "E"..........Except after "C."

(CSI Miami Theme hits)

[RedShadowOfSaturn]

@BeastNation2009 If you're comparing Batista reversing the order of his comments there to David Caruso's horrific rep of getting the worst one-liners in all of TV history...then I'm not going to stop you.

[crashpal]

Weapons, aren't only welcomed... they have a vagina

[wiffgunderwanted]

weapons, aren't only welcomed... THEY BREAK YOUR FREAKIN' ANKLE!!!!

[Stylz17]

Weapons, aren't only welcomed. . . they hold grudges.

[Takersbiggestfan]

wtf was this???

[BlackFalcon269]

Weapons aren't only welcome... they're WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[TheWdavidson20]

The funny thing is, is that he knew he screwed up.

[DreamStepper]

the way the music kicks in just gets me.

[frostytherainman]

Weapons are not only welcomed...They also HATE HEATH SLATER!!!

[RashadTheLion]

Weapons are not only welcomed, but they're gonna rip your head off.

[Quntumking]

Ha Ha.

[21fal]

Weapon's are not only welcomed........WEAPONS DON'T HOLD GRUNGES!

[BrandonDaProdigy]

batista: weapons are not only welcomed, THEY ARE FROM WINNIPEG YOU IDIOT

[BrandonDaProdigy]

batista: weapons are not only welcomed, I HATE THEM TOO

[BrandonDaProdigy]

batista: weapons are not only welcomed, THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND

[GamerLawPantera]

Lmao batista stupid

[Alika1212]

basketballs are not only welcomed......they dont hold grudges

[abelherrera11]

Batista: Weapons are not only welcomed... they are allowed

CM Punk: You have a vagina!

Batista: You were suppose to be my friend!

[IR305]

@abelherrera11 Batista's basketball is from Winnipeg, you idiot.

[milkmanv1]

You see weapons, all I see is MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY DOLLAR SIGN DOLLAR SIGN DOLLAR SIGN DOLLAR SIGN

[HaDukEn]

WEAPONS IN MY FAVE 5

[MantasasInHD]

weapons are not only welcome... they gon' get GOT

[ghw1985]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWW DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN.....

[LeonAngelus100]

Weapons are not only welcomed....there duct taped, are you serious

[RoadRunnerMusic]

the "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­" at the end was the icing on the cake lol

[joethestickguy]

weapons are not only welcomed...

they're from winnepeg you idiot

[shinhawk]

*Horatio arrives at the scene of an illegal fighting ring*

Horatio: It seems like weapons weren't only welcomed.

*puts on sunglasses*

Horatio: They were allowed.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!

[NLM076]

@shinhawk Perfect for botchamania xD

[mehha777]

Weapons are not only welcomed...THEY HAVE A VAGINA!

[TheZacharization]

WEAPONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!!!

[SuntanHulk]

Weapons are not only welcomed....they won an Olympic Gold Medal, with a Broken Freakin' Neck!!

[FlareDemonReborn]

Weapons are not only welcome..they're from Winnipeg

[Clintbdee]

Weapons are not only welcome, THEY'RE FROM WINNEPEG YOU IDIOT!

[Oscy]

Actually, the quote kinda works...

[ChristopherHeward]

@Oscy I think the quote should be "weapons are not only allowed, they're welcome". As in he wants them to be used. Think he just mixed up his line.

[Oscy]

@ChristopherHeward Did you seriously just fucking post that?

[ChristopherHeward]

@Oscy Well I wouldn't have posted it for any reason other than that you sounded like you thought there was nothing wrong with what he said and that you thought it made sense. Sounded like you couldn't see what the fuss was about. Presumably your '...' meant otherwise?

[Danthepest1]

Weapons are not only welcomed...THEY HATE YOU TOO

[RatedRCodebreaker]

Weapons are not only welcome...

THEY FROM WINNIPEG YOU IDIOT

[YourFriendlyTroll]

0:12 LIKE A BOSS

[ryder4lifer]

Weapons are not only welcomed, they were supposed to be my friend.

[MrRoMaNiA23]

Weapons are not only welcomed...*lights go out*....THEY ARE MISSING!!!!

[MattitudeEra]

Basketballs are not only welcomed... they have vaginas!

[UnderKhan]

Weapons are not only welcomed.....they won an Olympic Gold Medal with a BROKEN FREAKIN NECK!!!!!!!

[noneurbuisness777]

well he was mentored by triple h who always welcomed the sledgehammer even if it wasnt allowed

[Thescreensaverr]

They should have had an Applepie Indian strapmatch match

[VanHooliganX]

Hey got a bahcycle!

[MobKnowledge]

@VanHooliganX Minus five stars!

[MrJoshthebarbarian]

@MobKnowledge I'VE BEEN IN THE DANGER ZONE!!!

[Doona1055]

BASKETBALLS...dont hold grudges...

[HOOMV]

Weapons? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?

[rappereater2]

it supposed to be, weapons are not only allowed but they are welcomed, makes more sense

[DMX9000]

@rappereater2 yeah, but the way he smiles, i think he knew he messed up xD

[catalionut]

weapons are not only welcome ... they dont hold grudges

[Steven1992ization]

Botchtista

[Noctis411]

I'm from winnipeg you idiot

[isucch]

Weapons are not only welcome...THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIENDS!!!!

[journeymanX]

triple H: shut up you skinny fat-ass

[dgenx210]

Duct tape isn't only allowed. They're welcomed

[kevinthemaster225]

lmao

[newagepun]

Batista: weapons are not only welcomed...

Xzibit: Yo dawg, I herd u liek wepnz. So I put a basketball in ur wepn, so you can allow while you welcome. Ya dig?

[taratatahly]

fan : go back to toronto jericho : i am from winipeg you idiot cm punk : well i suggest you to watch me making snow angels jeff hardy : praise the lord yeahhh michael cole : i have received another manager from stone cold : WHAT ? batista : basketball don't hold grudges fan : I hate you batista batista : i hate you too titus oneil : awoo awoo awoo awoo punk : you have a vaginaaa rtruth : you gon get got miz : really ? pee wee herman : really infinity batista : you suposed to be my friend !!

[RazorSharpRyan]

Fruity pebbles are not only welcome, they don't hold hold grudges NIGGA!

[MrRoMaNiA23]

Weapons are not only welcomed...THEY HAVE A VAGINAAA!!!

[jrdudedj]

I would have fallowed up by saying something like "I'm looking foward to them" lol

[devlin0497]

WHAT?! XD



[VacancyOfReality]

Batista: They're allowed.

Miz: Really?

[LordPhenomXIX]

Weapons are not only welcomed...they hold grudges.

[WorldStarUnderGround]

Weapons are not only welcome...THEY COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA

[TheJ024]

"Weapons are not only welcome....they're allowed."

Would've laughed harder if he also said:

".....especially, in a no disqualification match."

[joshuadiesel]

batista: vaginas are not only welcomed ........they are allowed

cm punk:you have a vagina

[joshuadiesel]

the wwe isn't the same without bochtista

[conradojavier]

@joshuadiesel Well There's Mason Ryantista.

[Jilksy101]

poor batista, the steroids have gone to his head now

[TheVader2]

Weapons are not only welcome... they hate you too, my nigga!

[TJTheGr8t]

Sound logic right here.

[uchihatheitachi]

Weapons are not only welcomed...................THE­Y ARE FROM WINNEPIG YOU IDIOT!

[treker999]

Weapons are not only welcomed.... they have a VAGINAA!!!

[SinCity2100]

Weapons are not only welcomed.................They'­re from Winnipeg you idiot!!

[TheInferno515]

*insert crappy made up dialogue here*

[genosynca]

john cena is not only bitch... he's a kiddies bitch.

[genosynca]

batista: gays arent only welcome...their allowed.

ultimate warrior: sorry queering doesnt make the world work. thats your steroid dosage going to me this week bitch.

batista: YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!

[sangrenueva718]

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!

[VideoGameHINT]

Batista : Weapons are not only welcomed...... they are

The Rock: It doesnt matter what they are!

[swordhunter12]

I love redundancies don't you?

[mrreviewer1000]

batista retired

[LionheartCrusaderX]

ehhhhh *Facepalm*

[anttiantti92]

Do I smell a Horatio comic?

[wixxed]

meme! meme meme etc!!!!!!!!

batista: meme

someone else: meme

meme: zzzzz

[mehmood248]

"But they are used as well"

[devinriordan]

weapons are not only welcomed

they're comin for you nigga!

[88LacrosseRules88]

Weapons aren't just welcomed, they're NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!!!!

[HBKfan22maico]

I don't get it, what did he do wrong? What was he supposed to say?

[adambdpimp]

@HBKfan22maico switch welcomed and allowed and thats what he should have said

[BadSanta1995]

@HBKfan22maico

he was meant to say "weapons are not only allowed....but welcomed" he got it the wrong way round.

its like saying "this is not just fantastic.....its good"

[HBKfan22maico]

@BadSanta1995 Oh, okay. Thanks, I really didn't know what was the mistake here, so thanks for clearing that up!

[jamexxxxxx]

lol that was so stupid

[Neisen542]

I have no idea what that means but at least they don't hold grudges

[MJKnight07]

Weapons are not only welcomed...they're vintage

[shanebrennan0123]

"Weapons are not only welcomed.....but so is advice on how to cut a promo without looking like a spastic....."

[Momentimum]

I encourage weapons in my choreographed demos all the time, doesn't make me a bad ass.

[DeathWrestlingSpirit]

plz welcome.. the weapons

[DemonKingMMA]

Haha, you could tell by his tone of voice he knew he fucked up.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[JokersRWildStudios]

Batista: Weapons are not only welcomed...But so are basketballs. Neither hold grudges.

[wwemad09]

I feel like on every page on u tube there is the "im from winnipeg" joke (yawn)

[GirlTmak]

aww man he realised he fucked up as he said it

[WowCataclyms]

Veeeery smart......not only welcomed.....There allowed :D :D :D :D

[Itsmiguellopez]

Batista:Weapons are not only welcome. Theyre allowed.

Me: no really. Did Batista come up with that line

[shaun0103]

YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE MY FRIEND!

[UnderKhan]

Weapons are not only welcomed....they're definitely disrespectful.

[waffleriddle]

Batista:weapons are not only welcomed.... There allowed

Booker T : Tell me he didnt just say that!

[italiastyle1000]

Batista: "Weapons Are Not Only Welcomed..."

The Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER, WHAT ISN'T WELCOMED"

[AdzB2012]

Can someone tell me what he was meant to say?

[lexyp95]

@AdzB2012 I think he got 'allowed' and 'welcomed' the wrong way round. Like, it was meant to be that you're not just allowed to use them, you're encouraged to use them.

[RatedRAli]

Duct tape? are you serious, duct tape

[JESSE75946]

Weapons are not only welcomed....YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE MY FRIEND!

[xAlex316x]

He was like: "Weapons are not only welcomed..."

*aww shit oh fuck how the hell am I going to follow up with that* "...but they're allowed...." *Yes! I'm a pure articulate genius*

[oyametalicusII]

this was????

[Larakinerd]

Duct tape is not only welcomed...

IT'S FROM WINNIPEG YOU IDIOT

[crashpal]

@gilnnlig

Batista: Weapons are not only welcomed.

Weapons: WE COMMIN FOR YOU NIGGA!

[IamHaddy]

batista you stupid stupid man

[therrydicule]

@IamHaddy I don't know if he is playing stupid or if he really is...

[gilnnlig]

Batista: Weapons are not only welcomed...They're allowed

CM punk: I thought you said something about being entertaining, because that was boring you're not funny and nobody likes you

[MrEdge4Champ2]

its there incoraged

[EnglishSmoker2]

@MrEdge4Champ2 great comment, would read again.

[MrEdge4Champ2]

@EnglishSmoker2 why lol

[MrEdge4Champ2]

@EnglishSmoker2 thanks man i really appreciate it :')

[StevenSpieIberg1011]

@EnglishSmoker2 hahaha own him again!

[RKOFAN666]

@MrEdge4Champ2 They're*

[MrEdge4Champ2]

@RKOFAN666 yup sorry

[1999Anonimo]

Batista:Weapons are not only welcomed

CM punk:Wow that hurt!!

Batista:They are from Winnipeg you idiot

CM Punk:YOU SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!!

Batista:Do you know basketballs dont hold grudges?!

[CAPTAINJPEDRO]

Duct Tape is not only not welcomed, it's not allowed.

[nutty4real]

before the match: weapons arent only welcomed... theyre allowed

After the match: DUCT TAPE R U SERIOUS REALLY DUCT TAPE

[bizzles44]

fuckin meat head batista

[longshot1120]

weapoms are not only welcomed...

THEY COMIN' FOR U NIGGA

[jackmasterflash]

thats the kind of promo ability wwe is missing right now

[gilnnlig]

Batistas first day at a new school

Now Dave we know it's scary at a new school, but we want you to know that in this school, we dont hold grudges

Because you can be friends with almost anyone here, our motto is "a big group of friends is not only welcomed, its allowed"

*lunchtime*

Bully: Hey you're the new kid right? Gimme your lunch money

Batista: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!

*Beaten up*

Batista: I hate the people here

Bully: Im from winnipeg you idiot!

Batista: I hate you too!

[treker999]

@gilnnlig should've added "wow. that hurt"

[TyRTi]

@gilnnlig Like anyone would pick on Batista in school LOL

[gn0015]

@gilnnlig Jericho beating up Batista??? Awesome!!

[gilnnlig]

@gn0015

Why not xD?

He did beat up goldberg after all :P

[genosynca]

@gilnnlig i wonder how he reacted to basketball. he may have been in booker t's class for that.

[MyTubeVersion3]

@gilnnlig Wonder who that bully is  [save_us]

[siren7193]

@gilnnlig XD when is the movie coming out ?

[UNDERTAKERTHEPHENOM]

@gilnnlig hahahahaha..........funniest batista joke on yt

[HadySoliman]

@gilnnlig cool story bro

[LadyThriller]

@gilnnlig wow 219 thumbs up, that wasnt even funny

[gilnnlig]

@LadyThriller

welcome to youtube

[MITBF4WOTL]

weapons are not only welcome

but YOUR SOPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND

[pimpcane109]

@SunshineFire95 BEST COMMENT ON ANY VIDEO EVER

[Aizen1122]

weapon are not only welcomed

they hate you too

[MRZMORRISON16]

weapons aren't only welcomed, they are your friend

[WeAreOneNexus]

Wepons are not only welcome,they are suppose to be my friend,they are from winnepig you idiot,annnnd they dont hold grudges