John Malkovich on The Daily Show w. Jon Stewart - April 2003

[marianmichalski]

love you john

[TONY2PAC37]

OMG VOICE WAOUU

[onyhthelittle]

if only i could enter ,,Egrolls Etc." and see John cutting cabbage..

[SODOMITATEU]

Use Free Video Dub. It's pretty simple and effective,Sir Luxalot.

[9162vb48]

Sadly -- all downhill after he came out of Linda Loman's womb.

[kimmiem231]

"i was of course the head cabbage cutter at a place called eggrolls etc."

[TheUnP0ssible]

i honestly hate this actor.

[albinopig123]

Stewart I mean

[albinopig123]

Why does John's voice annoy me in this video

[stylestrauss]

@albinopig123 Don't be ridiculous. He has such a great voice

[MultiBlair22]

glad to see your still alive, now go tend those rabbits,

[MsKadavra1]

His smile is so cute :)

[EugenKaalikas]

Could anyone explain me John Malkovich's accent!?

[Aprilshowersss]

@EugenKaalikas Pampered, heavily sexed, super-rich, not a care in the world.

[TheRaksterProduction]

wheres george

[BurnlnHell]

HOW DARE HE HAVE AN OPINION. BOO HIS OPINION. 

[Moviestar20]

Omg its Lennie! lol

[ParallaxVue]

John Malkovich's film, The Dancer Upstairs, is a drama based on Sendero Luminoso (The Shining Path), a powerful Maoist political movement in Peru c. 1980/90's. Specifically, the film looks at the brilliant police work employed to apprehend Sendero's idiosyncratic leader, Abimael Guzman. Though it is dramatized, it is an accurate depiction of very real, very consequential events. Director Malkovich captures the bizarre and fear filled atmosphere of the time and place with brilliance and aplomb.

[zolleen]

At least he gets to tend the rabbits :D

[sceincemagicsoul]

hahahhaaaaa



[gosmj]

javier bardem!

[feargal75]

well....John Malkovich is a very very great actor !!!!!!!

[skillbill83]

Imagine this guy, Christopher Walken and Jeff Goldblum having a conversation.

[CrzyCanuck76]

He looks and sounds just like a psychiatrist.

[ZzzzeroCool]

I like goats' cheese too.

[236260]

@btq28 - How do you know his penis size?

hint: it's a trick question

[effrainm]

its weird seeing him normal, im used to Lenny The Retard

[PurpleElephantMusic]

its funny that south jersey is better then north

[TwyfordianArc]

...Zoginated

[m0neymayweather]

rubber underwear guy doesn't sound so stupid now does he?

[stephenieduncan]

i love how he keeps a straight face

[skitch88]

AVS Video Editor

[pkzathruz]

the japanese guy was way ahead of his time!

[HotBroodish]

He comes off at first, as pretentious and arrogant, but then you realize, he's extrordinarily humble and honest.. I would love to have a conversation with him.

[tnekkc]

John Malkovich has small muscles.

[btq28]

@tnekkc he also has a small dick.

[rushrules1968]

Teddy KGB

[konatown5]

@rushrules1968 i love Teddy KGB

[PICLex]

He's a twat, we all know it.

[inrwizards]

lol this is hilarious

no one is more enjoyably weird than john malkovich.

thnx fo the post, wonder why there are barely any newer jon stewart episodes on youtube :S

[wasilaify]

Oh man, that rubber underpants story nearly killed me

[EmilxLollipop]

OLD MAN MY ASS

[EmilxLollipop]

OLD MAN MY ASS

[poopfartpenis]

THE BEST TROLL

[lduck76]

@witchdoctor88 - you were spot on!

[tomcornhole]

this mothufukkin video ain't even muthafukkin funny

[kaizengarage]

"Please Purchase"... lol!

[IchBinSchtiffy]

I loved when they made him totally retarded in Of Mice and Men. He was sooooooo funny

[shanemorrissey6]

when meeting a fashion designer you almost have to dress badly or weird as a joke to not only break the ice but to not appear inexperienced if you try to dress well and they think its bad... then you lose a job hahah just cause of what u wear.... well ... i guess its the same with any interview... lol

[greymuhlnickel]

stewart had LOTS MORE BROWN HIAR THEN!

[brizzurker1984]

John Malkovich is the shit!!!

[loonycarnival]

@brizzurker1984 why is he shit?

[brizzurker1984]

@loonycarnival lol

[TheAvalonAngel]

@loonycarnival No. He's THE shit.

[loonycarnival]

@TheAvalonAngel why? explain me

[rachietape]

HI PASCAL SAUVAGE

[fl260]

GOD! I want to BE HIM!

[amymcbaby]

ahahaha so fuuny!

[srobidoux]

AND he's a puppeteer!

[witchdoctor88]

Holy crap. I always thought Malkovich was an overactor, but damn, guy's got a wickedly dry sense of humor! Awesome!

[tara8686]

damn i'm in love

[nausinora]

Such sex appeal.

[sspirits8]

I LOVE him!

[Traynor921]

He should star as Lenin.

[DemitriousMercury]

@Traynor921 YES

[levanyzzuf]

The Dancer Upstairs is a pretty good film actually.

[mjfreaklove]

and I meant to say IGNORANTS not ignorance...but what can I ask from a NERD like you right?put some horse glasses on your ugly nose next time and read better...you BITCH!!!

[Jewboyrules]

@mjfreaklove Dude, this is the internet, name calling gets you mocked and nothing more. Also, what is with using the term "nerd" derogatorily on the internet? That's a surefire way to lose all credibility with the internet community at large.

[mjfreaklove]

@Jewboyrules sorry but this is part of his nickname which btw he chose for himself it wasn't me who chose the nickname for him;I'm not on youtube to insult anyone but if I'll be insulted or provoked by someone I have the right to reply them...It's called FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

[Jewboyrules]

@mjfreaklove I never said you can't, I'm just saying it's pointless since it's self defeating. Hell, you could call him a 'cock blowing fagface' but on top of being somewhat silly sounding, you would only sound abraisive and homophobic, thereby making yourself seem like a douche and making nobody want to be your friend. Also it's rude, have some manners young man.

[mjfreaklove]

@Jewboyrules I'll have manners with someone who respect me and not with someone who judge me without knowing me.He doesn't deserve respect nor manners because he's a moron.You can't be a gentleman or a lady with an idiot who doesn't know anything but to curse or offend you.And one more thing:I DON'T NEED SO-CALLED FRIENDS WHO ONLY KNOW HOW TO JUDGE OTHERS.

[Jewboyrules]

@mjfreaklove I never said you need judgemental friends. In fact, I would agree with you that having those kinds of friends is usually a bad idea. All I'm saying is calm down. If someone makes you mad you don't have to take it out on your poor little keyboard.

[mjfreaklove]

@Jewboyrules I guess you're right....It's worthless spending my energy with rednecks:D

[Jewboyrules]

@mjfreaklove So...they're bitchy-redneck-nerds?

[mjfreaklove]

@Jewboyrules I wish not to discuss on this subject anymore ok?:)

[wasilaify]

I love that he speaks so lethargically.

[wasilaify]

He's so odd and so cute

[248productions]

he was great in of mice and men

[marshal1973]

Of mice and men.

[fourbits]

I agree. Of all the interviews with John Malkovich that were ever screened on The Daily Show in April of 2003, this is definitely the best one.

[anglesXx5665]

i love how serious he is!!!! its so great!!!

[SOMATICWAVES]

Another Yanker - pity Jon Stewart missed a chance to diss another over rated 'charismatic'

4th Reich celebrity

[Hansdafuk]

I agree. Mr. Malkovich is a genius at acting. The scene in Death of a Salesman where he breaks down after finding his Father (Dustin Hoffman) has cheated gave me chills and was so intense, I almost could not watch it.

[Highran56]

@Hansdafuk aye he looks so different now!

[johnnysandwich]

John Malkovich...he acts ...directs ...and even sings ...is there anything he cant do :P

[vesperlovett]

@johnnysandwich he sings? o.O

[JanasMarv]

the best actor alive...but he is a...ähm...you know, if somebody would tell me he killed like a hundred people or something i wouldn't be surprised at all.

his humor is great by the way

[JanasMarv]

the best actor alive...but he is a...ähm...you know, if somebody would tell me he killed like a hundred people or something i wouldn't be surprised at all

[MK360VAL]

Thankyou for this special video sirsuxalot!! Do you like that show major dad? how about highway to heaven or enev gumby? I'd like to watch tony danza in charles in charge..."I want charles in charge of me"! and everybody sing along now!!

[alanna2002]

I looovveee his dry humor! He's a fabulous actor!!! And a Fabulous man!

[lostinthegame77]

Man his role in of Mice and Men was the complete opposite of his real personality

[SuperAustenfan]

john malkovich - you are great and so happy that Mr Mudd is producing movies worth watching like ghost world, juno, art school confidential young adult and now perks of being a wallflower

[brimah18]

make me a suit lmfao

[ItchyGuy87]

He's a great actor, but he's damned odd and dare I say....creepy...

[benediktstehle]

@ItchyGuy87 well... there goes the reason why he is that great actor!

[kenfig]

@ItchyGuy87 Not as odd as he seems as he's a family man with children he spoke movingly of on a chat show saying it makes him emotional that his children are growing up and he misses things he could only do with them when they were little and mentioned carrying his boy on his shoulders

[ItchyGuy87]

@kenfig I guess his mannerisms just make him *seem* creepy, but in reality I know he's actually a pretty deep thinker and an all around cool guy.

[halflifeproductionz]

he looks like his bored.

[superfarza]

could he talk more like a faggot seriously ?

[sovietsentinel]

@superfarza I bet he makes love to a woman more times in a day than you've managed to sniff some stolen panties.

[bansheewhiskey]

@sovietsentinel here we go.american asswipes worshipping actors.as if that guy would be anything if he were't an actor.

[sovietsentinel]

@bansheewhiskey First of all, way to assume I'm American. Even though I am. Second, I never said I worshipped him. I don't. If he wasn't an actor he'd have to have some other job. Sure, he probably wouldn't be as rich or famous. I think Malkovich deserves it more than most though. I agree that celebrity worship is disgusting.

[bansheewhiskey]

@sovietsentinel good answer.youre ok.

[p7byrd]

@sovietsentinel

Replace the phrase "makes love to a woman" with "gets bent over by many guys", and then your statement would be correct.

[xxksaoXX]

@sovietsentinel I FUCKING DOUBT IT!

[JonnyCashmore]

@sovietsentinel LOL. I bet your wrong! 

[MichaelSirois]

Google "Pinnacle Video Editor", there is a free alternative to Windows Movie Maker which expands on the painfully simple program.

[celmar1]

Con air

[SgticeOnCp]

did he get to tend the wabbits ?

[mrmeninblackify]

@SgticeOnCp Hahahahahahahahaha We just watched that in my english class ;D

[Kangos7]

he looks like Lenin

[twohawksfucking]

@Kangos7 High praise, indeed--though I'm sure you didn't mean it as a compliment.

[Kangos7]

@twohawksfucking It wasn't an insult either :)

[kotiakounsel]

Excellent actor indeed!

[dariapow]

why his voice is so intriguing???

[FeralUltraMega]

@dariapow i don't know, but it lulls me...

[CoolerKing37]

Never thought of John Malkovich as a conservative. He always gave me this liberal, hippie vibe with the way he talks and such. Either way, great actor.

[ndebbiegirl]

..it's really surprising but John Malkovich is really classy..

[TimEagle77]

A cool conservative.

[fonseca71]

Hey! Did you use Video Edit Magic Express to upload this clip? ;)

[asithgftoc]

very interesting man........very talented

[luizabonat410]

Uhh sexy voice...

[tr1umph]

Why this video is not on the official Daily Show site?

[NCNAS96]

Its Lennie from of mice and men! =P

[xoxbramblexox]

@NCNAS96 yep love that film

[batrama310]

John Malkovich seems like one of the few people in the "biz" you can look up to.

[osianozzy]

wow I can't believe he was lennie lol

[BlowDeBloodyDoorsOff]

It's very easy to like Jon Stewart. Irreverent to the last, even about himself. Good man Jon!

[churros7474]

that was hilarious!

i love Malkovich

[churros7474]

that was hilarious!

i love Malkovich

[godzillaqueen]

I don't care what anyone thinks, I've always thought Malkovich was hella handsome and sexy.

[jonhieblaze420]

damn thats Anton Sugar

[mjfreaklove]

@seans10 go die kid you are useless and I'm not here to argue I simply admire and respect John Malkovich I'm not losing my precious time with retards like you who only come on YT to curse others.YOU ARE USELESS!!!DIE PLEASE!!!And be it SOON!!

[astroboirap]

lol he's got such a straight face when telling jokes

[lenavanheusden]

He looks like Lenin having a straight face when telling jokes.

[Phauntayne]

@astroboirap those arent jokes. thats him studying the expressions of audience members faces to read their home addresses from their retinas.

[cartmanluc]

cyrus the damn virus!!!!!

[cruisinjude]

I love Jon's laugh!

[ninakore]

i miss Jon's interviews like this. Not enough time is given to his interviews now. 

[chaza3000]

and what i also like is his humour lol!

even when he is crude in a film

he has that sarcasm humour,sorry for my language i,m dutch.. lol i dont know if i explain it well enough haha,this is fun!

[PersonalJesus348]

Jon Stewart: WHAT ARE YOU?! :O

[ergoiamtoo]

His political views sucks though.

[Simbaa991]

@ergoiamtoo What are they?

[mjfreaklove]

Everytime I see him I feel so honored to calling myself his devoted fan.....He never cease to amaze and fascinates me...I'm in love with this man's mysterious nature...I dream that one day I'll become a free spirit like him....

[insanegabriela]

John Malkovich is amazing!

[TalentedSteven]

He the man

[EASYCARMENQUEASY]

I would do horrible wonderful things to him

[vesperlovett]

@EASYCARMENQUEASY o.O

[MelodyCool]

I really had NO idea how funny he is! He has a great way of telling what should be a boring, mundane story and makes you want to hear more. XD

[TheHipLover]

I worked at Eggrolls Etc. too! (gave me terribe gas...)

[fahim113]

Possibly the most scarily intense actor I've ever seen..!!

[123backinyerface]

He makes an awesome bad guy in any movie. Great Actor

[OnePineTree]

Love John Malkovich .....

[OnePineTree]

Love John Malkovich .....

[mofillabumtempi]

jon stewart should be bum fucked by a horse and then hanged

[witchfinder9]

I totally agree

[ChelseyCSD]

amazing actor! should of won Academy Award for Best Actor in In The Line Of Fire.

pure class in Dangerous Liaisons, Ripleys Games, Con Air & many more.....

[mjfreaklove]

He should have won an Oscar or maybe tens of Oscars for being such an amazing actor,but,America....what can I say....they worship brad pitt but underestimate John Malkovich....ignorants.

[Zen0Ph0bus]

@mjfreaklove don't forget Matt Damon. You know what Matt and Brad have in common? They have perfected the look of nervous confusion. You know why? Because they don't have a fucking clue how to act.

[chaza3000]

@mjfreaklove

i so agree with you if i,m not mistaking,john is the most intelligent actor ive ever see,

i,m a woman and i find him more atractive than what other women go for.

its his intelligenge and charm and his vocabulary is so strong.

the way he talks in movies is so clear,you cant ignore him hehehe

[Epimpin101]

@mjfreaklove brad pitts never won an oscar.

[rockTHEnine]

@mjfreaklove

He does have such a charisma and unique presence,

but Brad Pitt is also really great.

[mjfreaklove]

@seans10 hey you smart asshole guess what?I am proud to be an European,and the political views of John and Brad are not my business,so you are too fucked-up to come here and talk politics.Oh and prejudices dont make you more intelligent than me so take your prejudices and stick them deep in your ass.

[seans10]

@mjfreaklove Examine your own prejudices, eurotrash-dhimmi.

[devourerofbabies]

@mjfreaklove Brad Pitt is a good actor.