South Park - The Aristocrats Funny Joke

[TROLLCITY10]

I just shit myself to this

[Flopsy1997]

I don't get it but that's fucking hilarious.

[mable90shaynne]

I don't get it and I might vomit...

[AAskrillex4oreva]

Im not sure whether I should laugh, cry or fart..

[Melansimo]

gilbert godfree is the best at this!

[Th3M3lani3840]

This video is loud I had my ears blowned out ! Blood was pourning down my ears And my volume was on LOW wow!

[Th3M3lani3840]

Haha . Craked me up! If you dont get it go lick the mothers ASS

[666mrscorpion]

Very funny I cracked up literally. But very Gross

[666mrscorpion]

very funny I cracked up literally. But also very discusting

[nwjersey14]

Funny

[gigglistic]

dicks and tittys flapping at 1:21

[gigglistic]

total p o r n 

[gigglistic]

wtf is he saying??????????

[te37drift]

Ho ho hhhold on Kyle. Bahahahah

[87images1]

Gilbert Gottfried does one of my favourite versions of this joke, but this one is pretty good too. This may be a stupid question but is this actually trey parker voicing or is it a fan vid?

[delzirockz]

I REALLY dont get this =_=

[jakk18]

@delzirockz It's effectively the world's oldest meme. Imagine, 'I used to be a[n] (Edited by person telling the joke) like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee'.

Whereas this was a family go to a talent agency, followed by content with the intention of causing a notable reaction from the audience (This is often ab lib commentary and usually worse than the previous version). Then the end of the joke is that the act is called "The Aristocrats" similar to the "arrow in the knee".

[SonicFan0919]

Wow, Cartman, what the hell is up with your grandpa?

[80spopQueen]

The entire time I just sat there like... (O_o) that.

[joetyrer22]

i told this joke to my mates and it played out exactly like this hahaha

[TheEnchantedCupcake]

lol

[chrissydonuts]

Wuv diz show

[ndolan943]

To add to @BlackAtticEnt, the old, original version of the joke was told in Russia during the Communist revolution. Stalin and Trotsky alike blamed the Aristocrats, or the wealthiest in Russian society, for the country's economic woes. The Aristocrats began to become the butt of many jokes, and this is the one that caught on in America as a sort of anti-joke.

[feiga1cp]

Sounds like something from 2 girls 1 cup!

[sickheadedfreak]

she still isnt coming near me

[TehBoohskiie]

LMMFAO

[sickheadedfreak]

i told this to my sister and now she wont come near me.....

[DragonChaserKev]

Best version of the joke in the film I think. Funny stuff. :D

[iHeartPenguiinns]

hahahaa i dont get it o.o

[monkeyjr2010]

Hahaha lol

[rcmen13]

lolol

[Kristijan128]

i dont get it

[kenzer0123]

do not undrstand this.....

[javelin665]

hahahahah!!!! =))

[epicdude96]

Lol

[MissShawlty]

WTF?¡

[MegaGreendayfan101]

im not gona lie, that made me hard

[animecontoursay01]

omfg im watching this in a school and i cant stop laughing

[mangasrules13]

LMFAAAOOOO!!! XD So disgusting but so fucking hilarious!!!

[vusgy]

ahahahahahahahahaahhhahaaaaaaa­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaaaahaha

[boushveg2]

epic Cartman is epic

[billings251]

what the ?????????????????

[TheHammerhead16]

Wtf???????

[sherifam]

LOL... Just... lol.

[StanDanley23]

I am a huge south park fan but i will never watch this video ever again. What episode is this from anyways?

[Dragon45348]

@StanDanley23 @StanDanley23 It's from the film The Aristocrats.

They could never play that on TV, L

[levirocks22]

1650 are going to hell

[x3kadijo]

Holy fuck.

[pitat886]

Lmao "hold on Kyle"

[Eirinakos]

Subscribe me please....

[flawns]

GOD DAMIT!!!! I was waiting for cartman to bash kyle and say, and this is how jewbag kyle was born.

-_- im disappointed in you cartman

[chookieJS]

@flawns hahahahaha oh my god that would have been perfect..

[jamesm12346]

Im in that part of you tube arnet I.....

[diehorde45]

"And now for our impression of the victims of 9/11.." I've never felt so evil for laughing at something

[Deadpooln2b]

THE GR8TEST FUCKING JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!

[OhFishyFish]

I don't get it.

[thugnifiacent]

WAT THE FUCK

[mt2oo8secondary]

Wooooww!

[BlackAtticEnt]

For those who actually don't get it, The Aristocrats (modern version) is basically a challenge to see how dirty, nasty, raunchy, and offensive you can be based on the premise, "A ___ walks into a talent agency. -Insert material-. Boy, that was a hell of an act what do you call it? The Aristocrats."

[jeffreycoley]

@BlackAtticEnt then everyone starts vomiting.

[Gus589]

I dont get it

[DarkSilverWolf2]

This is bullcrap. I just wasted a minute of my life

[lastdayinsin3]

If you don't get it, then please don't reproduce.

[Flygyrl86]

lol ha

[ihatebobsaget1989]

it's not graphic enough though

[nhking4]

i don't get it

[bigbalko]

@nhking4 neither do I

[ManuOnTheTube]

hahahahahahahahha!!! can't get over this!!

[blueberrymuffinpuff]

this is disgusting

[TheDanteEX]

Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here...

[voljincynic]

I i i i just dont get it . but damm its funny.

[etherraichu]

@voljincynic Its a really old joke. "The Aristocrats". Google it. They made a movie out of it. Its over 2 centuries old and is an anti-joke in its current incarnation.

[KiraRingcat]

Ive seen the movie 5 times and never saw it in it. Funny thoo

[AS474923]

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! that is hmmm alot to process but funny. u should say that at a party just to fuck with people there that you don't like. hehe

[thiskyle]

Is it Wierd that I got a boner from this

[killerchipmunkattack]

@thiskyle ...really? =O

[michiyoyoshiku]

@thiskyle

I violently masturbated 

[Watchmanism]

@michiyoyoshiku dude!!!!!!!

[tidalwave2k11]

@thiskyle yes

[qed100]

@thiskyle It's not weird at all that >you< got a boner. :)

[bloodmuch]

@thiskyle yes....yes it is....

[qoaa]

lol Now for our impersonation of the victims of september 11

hahaha

[theshit5787]

Haha that was pretty fucked up and funny

[68redelmo45]

lmfao hhh

[pamirshknx]

I watched this like 20 times not because it's funny but because it's so interesting to listen :D

[Assasin78839]

Jajajajajaja that was funny

[broncofan92slay]

the 9/11 part was the best lol

[ANTCARTR]

its like Naked Lunch all over again

[PhilMcCrack1]

"Jesus, that's a hell of an act, what do you call it?"

and the father says "Modern Music"

[0787q83yvq87]

The nasty park starts at 0:30 for all the perverts ( i think that would include me)

[smacker299]

Dude that wuz graphic but still hilarious! Hahaha

[Watcharian]

ROFL

[philipkeaveney777]

Aaaaahhhh, aaaahhhh, Help! The buildings coming down...

[raawron]

I never got the joke

[ProtectorOfCake]

I'm going to go wash my brain out with oxy clean.

[Eljasmy]

70 people don't get it

[rbcrazyriderrb]

is this the next chapter of scrottie mcboogerballs???

[lauri9999999999]

kyle:i dont get it.

eric:either do i.:D

[Eagle1ZX]

epic

[BeatlesLUVerica]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[jill9700]

hold on kyle...

[Aztexwarrior]

omg I think i just been violated

[fredeatsballs]

i found that hard to masturbate to

[tr9536on]

what episode is this?

[TheWil222]

The joke is, is that there is all of that buildup, and the punchline doesn't make sense, and you're meant to adlib it as dirty as you want.

[esexton07]

i think the funny part is that nobody (even the sp kids) get the joke... at least i think?

[barda24]

Everyone: This is not from ANY episode, or deleted scene. It was specially made for the documentary 'The Aristocrats'. It even says so in description

[g07h4xf00]

I still don't get why the Aristocrats joke is suppose to be funny.

[uruglytoo]

@g07h4xf00 it is satiracle

[blardosplats]

@uruglytoo

Yes, it is satiracle.

[ItsMeBehindMe]

kyle hold ON! lol

[Shad0wNick2]

69 dislikes :D I lold at this

[WaffleSandwichMan]

This started playing right as my two sisters walked in and I couldn't get it to stop. Awkward.

[WorldsOfClass]

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[crystalmanriquez70]

I love this video

[StalkingStinfrey]

what episode is this from?

[PHPDevz]

@StalkingStinfrey It's a deleted scene.

[korntastesgood]

@PHPDevz Most certainly something that shouldnt be on regularly. I know I saw this before this clip thought

[Kenji88Sama]

69 disliked this.

If 69 itself is offended, then it's some great stuff.

[Stormybue]

Thats pretty messed-up

[fallenwarrior331]

asome cool

[PhysicsAssassin]

Bob Saget's version of this joke is pretty funny as well.

[2bad96]

I don't get it :-(

[MrBigratman]

@2bad96

its just ironic

[Lawsy192]

haha what the fuck?

[smells220]

which episode is this??



[Chargute]

LMFAO! whuch southpark episode is this?

[lionslicer9999]

@Chargute it's not from an episode, they made it specially for the documentary about the joke

[sk8alldays]

what episode is this?

[hemansx]

guys just google 'the aristocrats joke', its an old famous joke, its kinda lost meaning in modern context, when it was originally told the punchline of 'the aristocrats' held more meaning because an aristocrat was someone who was supposed to be well-respected and sophisticated, and obviously this family wasnt, now days the joke is basically about saying the dirtiest stuff possible about what the family did in their act

[Wilks228]

@hemansx it's not lost it's meaning, it's just changed it, now it's more about the shock factor of the act itself compared with the seemingly pointless punchline, which still makes it fucking hilarious

[hemansx]

@Wilks228

haha you pretty much agreed with me, as i said its now about saying the dirtiest stuff possible to shock people and get laughs that way, but the punchline of 'the aristocrats' has lost meaning

[piggyhoyahoya]

@hemansx

Actually, it never had meaning, it was always meant to be an 'anti-joke', similar to 'why did the chicken cross the road' jokes.

[toglusid]

@hemansx actually, it was a commoners joke aimed at aristocrats because aristocrats were so corrupt and amoral

[lluvank]

This is in Japanese or wut? Nobody gets this "joke"

[Skullz147]

what the fuck does anyone get this fucking joke?????

[macktor]

wth was that lol:)

[juggalo1462]

i dont get the joke someone explain haha



[wrestlinggenuis12]

Best Shit Ever

[SoldierGoneAWOL]

Thumbs up if you actually get the joke.

[younggrizzy123]

Wtf!!!!

[wrestlinggenuis12]

FUNNIEST JOKE EVER

[BestDamnMovie]

Kyle: i dont get it...

Eric: neither do i...

epic!

[julesvarese]

Funniest thing i've ever seen.

[julesvarese]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Maseyy4AVFC]

This is what you'd expect from South Park...funny but disgusting :L

[kitkat7321]

o_o

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What the hell?

[kajjagoogoo]

hahahahahahaha OMG

[Pmsolodkin]

Is it wrong that wat he said gave me a boner?

[TheMarcosgaitan]

hahahahaahahahaahahahahahaha.W­TF.halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thushan44]

lmao the most disturbing thing i have ever heard....but freaking hilarious!

[extremesowhat]

with shit and piss raining down

lol

[JAB63096]

Best version I've seen yet :)

[Alexpro680]

This is a great family show

[andrewgjazz]

TAH DAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Bahahahahahahahaha.....

[zackhanscom]

they're making fun of that stupid comic tradition.

[madmanslullaby1]

holy.....crap that is the single most disturbing thing i have ever heard...........AWESOME

[Xxjaysuperstarsinger]

hahahahahaha



[yankeessuck1138]

The fuck is are the aristocrats?

[uk4ever95]

lets see.... NOPE. the nostalgia critic (doug walker)'s version is still the best

[jdpalacios25]

AHHH! AHHH! THE BUILDINGS COMING DOWN HELP!!!!

[tyleemax]

this is why southpark gets sued every other week.

[Ali3nat0r]

A muffled Kenny laugh at the end would have finished this off I think.

[evilcyndy]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahha.... I don't get it either>.>

[LazyNutcracker]

LOL

[CuteCreamcake]

I hate people who can't take a joke about a family act.

[cuntylishus]

The setup in this version of the joke is brilliant. Most comedians just launch into the depravity without setting the scene properly!

[magriff01]

They all had sex

[infamouspro14]

Khensuneferhetep just shup the fuck u dumb bitch cuz dont fucking complain bout it if ure gonna look it up on utube dont fucking complain bout it u stupid cunt

[kinsmon123]

@khensuneferhetep Fuck you you piece of shit, go back to your whore of a mother and complain to her why she didn't bother with the abortion.....you disgusting piece of shit

[khensuneferhetep]

@kinsmon123 open up bitch