Brett Keane...comedy GENIUS!

[wp4866]

now brett is a comedian, right? and not a totally awful singer.

[calmreason]

Comic classic

[carolryann]

I love this!! I needed a good laugh, thank you

[yeshuahfullofit]

Succinct. ; )

[MindLessWiz]

Lol, video removed by the user.

[greenjelly01]

Is he the same as the one with the channel brettkeanedotcom? He is an atheist and his calls to churches and conversations with pastors are quite entertaining. Don't see what the problem is... /watch?v=CyEfHMyX_7Q

[notinmyname2050]

@greenjelly01 Brett has a looooooooooooooong history here on YouTube. You should watch the series "Meet Brett Keane" for his fraudulent activities, online begging, plagiarism, filing of false copyright claims, conversion to Christianity when Christians gave him money, de-conversion back to atheism when they stopped giving him money. The list goes on and on and on.

[benos]

Overall, Brett Keane asked for this.

[benos]

He thinks he's a fat JC Dention

[ElvisKnucklehead]

I subbed to him for a few months then realized what a total waste of flesh he was.

[rrward]

Who is this douchebag?

[notinmyname2050]

@FallenOntop I don't think so, once he realised they weren't going to support his ass either he dropped the act.

[DanMichaelSoul]

@notinmyname2050

10 bucks says he would become a muslim if they gave him some cash.

[tyrongkojy]

I was just blocked, again, for typing "Oh Kean...." on his vid and thumbing it down. Oh well.

[notinmyname2050]

@tyrongkojy Doesn't take much, does it?

[tyrongkojy]

@notinmyname2050 Not at all.

[tyrongkojy]

And now he's a Christian for reasons that he's made fun of other people for using. Just sad.....

[notinmyname2050]

@tyrongkojy I'm not sure if he still is pretending to be a Christian, he has uploaded new videos of him phoning churches again.

[tyrongkojy]

@notinmyname2050 He might just be doing that to point out other christian's hypocracy and ignorance. Others do the same. Ironic, really.

[aNightmaresRequiem]

*cough straightd0pe *cough*

Though, I suppose he pretends that never happened, and hopes everyone on youtube will forget. We won't.

[notinmyname2050]

@aNightmaresRequiem His followers are dwindling by the day, if you look at how many comments appear on his average video you can see how bad it is.

[wwickeddogg]

lol, I thought he was wearing a hat

[notinmyname2050]

@wwickeddogg it's terrible is't it?

[wwickeddogg]

@notinmyname2050 he lost the debate with that thing

[OgreVI]

What...wait...is that...is he wearing an extremely ill-fitting wig?

[toxickatie]

@OgreVI

I think it's his hair dye. Becuase black hair makes you l00k s00000 CO0L!!!1!ONE!!ELEVEN1!!!

[notinmyname2050]

@OgreVI I think he dyes his hair at home, bad move.

[DeistByDefinition]

Sunglasses : 10$

Sleeveless teal horror : 5$

What the hell is on that head : 15$

Modesty : Priceless.

[notinmyname2050]

@DeistByDefinition LOL, nice. :D

[cubieblu]

I thought he become a theist? What a tool!

[notinmyname2050]

@cubieblu Nope, jumped back when they weren't as forthcoming with donations as he would have wanted.

[johncwilson]

Awesome video! My daughter Kiara would love to debate Brett just to prove him wrong.... problem is she is 4 years old and would have trouble dumbing herself down to his level.

[notinmyname2050]

@johncwilson Indeed, she is WAY over his intellectual weightclass.

[BusinessEdgeRadio]

He is humorously retarded!

[notinmyname2050]

@BusinessEdgeRadio Agreed, I watch just to see how bad it gets.

[BusinessEdgeRadio]

@notinmyname2050 I know ! There is nothing on Earth like him! Seriously, I have never seen a person this disgusting and shameless yet with a governors ego lol I cant believe my eyes when I look at him!

His shame is public record!

ie..his many arrests for domestic abuse , his wife and kids being made to beg for money on camera, every lie he's ever told and yet he still has the gull to show his face!! Its amazing I cant wrap my head around him!

[terrarising]

the video needs one thing for perfection: 30 seconds of Brett mumbling out "chaccaron maccaron" at the end.

[notinmyname2050]

@terrarising I'll keep that in mind for future lulz.

[Darkfirebrand]

....This was worth it just to see Anderson break down XD

[notinmyname2050]

@Darkfirebrand I loved that video.

[TheEvilOfScientology]

I watched the entire video thinking Brett was wearing a cap!

[notinmyname2050]

@TheEvilOfScientology hahaha, I can see why. This is why dye-jobs should be done by a professional.

[AuntieDiluvian]

Ah - good for the soul - and a sobering reminder for people who haven't touched up their grey roots lately.

[notinmyname2050]

@AuntieDiluvian I don't know if he looks more like a badger or a skunk with that hair.

[AfterFauve001]

In order to lose a debate you actually have to allow people to express their opinions and not ban them from your channel.

[notinmyname2050]

@AfterFauve001 Indeed.

[trifelgeputinage]

Brett as usual is vetting his comments - so I left a deliberately over the top complimentary comment on this one and surprise surprise he didn't spot the sarcasm and posted it - the guy is a parody of himself, what a twat!

[notinmyname2050]

@trifelgeputinage *facepalm* Yep, thats Brett.

[TheRationalizer]

He says in the video that he doesn't resort to name calling and insults. I commented on his video "Perhaps if you didn't moderate the strong arguments out of your comments you might lose arguments" - he send me this

brettkeanedotcom has sent you a message:

To:therationalizer

Go fuck yourself loser.

Tadaaaa :)

[notinmyname2050]

@TheRationalizer He's done the same to me. He's gutless.

[tricklessmagic]

I almost wet myself in the "I have not lost a debate" part.



[notinmyname2050]

@tricklessmagic I know...and the fact that he said it with a straight face!

[KillKeymo]

Hes so funny I forget to laugh!

[notinmyname2050]

@KillKeymo A common problem.

[RoyalSatanas]

I laughed my ass off on this one. I think I'm in a "Laughing Overload" state.

[notinmyname2050]

@RoyalSatanas Glad you enjoyed it.  :)

[RoyalSatanas]

Thank you notinmyname2050.

[TheRationalizer]

"Sometimes I get tired of winning"

Perhaps you should stop moderating comments in order to only let the weak ones through then Brett? :)

[AtheistAussie]

Funny! Thanks for the chuckle.

[notinmyname2050]

@AtheistAussie Glad you enjoyed it

[Meiklelodians]

That was a good morning giggle, cheers!

[notinmyname2050]

@Meiklelodians No probs Claire, glad you liked it.

[TheSpankymonkey]

This is just great. What a wonderful way to start my day.... giggling stupid right now.

[VekinHighwalker]

One thumb down? Is it yours,Brett? Hi hi hi hi!!!!!

[notinmyname2050]

@VekinHighwalker 3 now, his two remaining fans must have stopped by.

[jussts]

LOL @ Anderson losing it on air. That was hilarious. Dude's got a silly laugh.

[notinmyname2050]

@jussts I know! Its move a titter than a laugh.

[PluralOfEverything]

He confuses winning a debate with being correct.

[notinmyname2050]

@PluralOfEverything Well I'm not sure if he has much experience with either.

[CharlieWhitesWig]

Brett Keane : Largest even-toed ungulate known to man.

[notinmyname2050]

@CharlieWhitesWig with all the blubber would that make him an undulating ungulate?

[AhrimanAhura]

Is it at all possible to toss this moron into the same cramped space as Crockofshite and hope they annihilate one another?

[notinmyname2050]

@AhrimanAhura You're not the first to suggest it, lol.

[unclexbob]

Man Cooper looks gayer than usual in this video....which is impressive!

[notinmyname2050]

@unclexbob if looking gay means I get to look as good as he does when I'm his age, then queer me up!

[unclexbob]

@notinmyname2050 No argument. My comment is driven more by the laughable denial he has about being gay. Just get it off your chess man! No one worth anything will care.

[ONESPECIES]

Priceless. But hey, Brett did all the tough work for you! : )

[notinmyname2050]

@ONESPECIES yes, he is a master of self-pwnage.

[videoguy604]

Brett unites Christians and Atheists, both groups revile him as the world's only known mammalian worm.

[HarrysSecret]

Hard to believe BK was the fastest one out of his daddy's sack that night...

Probably the one and only time he beat everyone else.

[sweatytoothmadman]

I asked little brett how come all of youtube self proclaims great debaters also feel it necessary to block people on a regular basis. He of course responded by blocking me.

[DaithiDublin]

LoL! While watching that I was remembering Emilio Estevez as the Jock in Breakfast Club, moaning about his dad pushing him: "Your capacity is for shit! You have to be number one! There is no room for second place." BK may never loose a debate, but he always fails to win. What a twat!

[PainAddict666]

Brett is such a tool.

[notinmyname2050]

@PainAddict666 agreed

[finderfinder100]

what is with the hair? some one please explain the hair? Did something crawl on his head and die? I didn't know we still wore coon-skin caps in this day and age!

[residentmonger]

@finderfinder100 I was thinking more like he went to a hair stylist and when they asked him what he wanted he said i think i'll have the skunk.

[finderfinder100]

@residentmonger i am thinking it might have been a home job.

[residentmonger]

@finderfinder100 I agree that he probably dyed it at home. I just like irony of what the definition of a skunk is and the connection to his character as a person.

[notinmyname2050]

@finderfinder100 I'm assuming he had his wife dye it for him.  If he paid for someone to do that to him then he may be even dumber......no, actually he has reached maximum stupidity.

[finderfinder100]

@notinmyname2050 I am thinking if he is begging for money maybe we should send him Hair Color for Men instead of cash. I think if I saw a video of myself with hair like that i would think maybe letting my hair like that is a bad thing and should be fixed.

[messianicrogue]

BK can't 'honestly' say anything - ever.

[iamgoddard]

And he's never told a lie either!!

[WildwoodClaire1]

what's up with his hair? That is hair, isn't it?

[residentmonger]

@WildwoodClaire1 I think it's a new hairstyle called the skunk which suits him well.

[notinmyname2050]

@WildwoodClaire1 That's the current working theory.

[tinySpectacle]

I'm glad this guy is an arrogant douche, otherwise I'd feel petty laughing at his dye job. It's amazing.

[notinmyname2050]

@tinySpectacle hahaha. It does make it easier.

[MsRobotRock]

oh you! hahha

[FelidaTheG33k]

Brett Keane can't lose a debate, because he has a time machine powered by Muslamic Turbines™ (see recording of his debate with straightd0pe), with which he can change the past and hence alter what is true to his liking. ;-)

[notinmyname2050]

@FelidaTheG33k lol, I was watching that event live. That turbine comment was so funny.

[christinepeace]

everyone has lost atleast once, could Brett be lying? Say it ain't so. Bett looks like he is full of shit, now I know he is also full of shit.

Cheers C

[notinmyname2050]

@christinepeace glad I could settle the matter for you.

[Al1981X]

Was his nose always like that ?

[notinmyname2050]

@Al1981X yes

[theskepticalheretic]

Between this and Jon Paul Dorn's sarcastic appeal to quit the debate with Fringe, I think I've wet my pants. 

[notinmyname2050]

@theskepticalheretic I saw that video, it was brilliant.

[Al1981X]

Wow. Um. Wow.

[notinmyname2050]

@Al1981X it rather amazing isn't it?

[benos]

He lost, his dox is found, maybe he can live on pizzas for a living.

[notinmyname2050]

@benos At this point I think the only possible benefit BK could produce or society is if he leaves his body for science so we can learn how to avoid ever having another like him.

[benos]

Everything that comes out brett keane makes him lose.

[notinmyname2050]

@benos agreed

[disrxt]

Didn't he lose a debate with himself? He used to be an atheist, until he found out the Christians were more willing to respond to his e-begging lies.

[notinmyname2050]

@disrxt I think he has relapsed since he couldn't get enough money from them

[MultiPaulinator]

Don't take this the wrong way -- I favorited the video -- but could anyone tell me what Cooper segment that was from?

[notinmyname2050]

@MultiPaulinator watch?v=U4btXjfSqwk

[JJPHILLYLG]

Is he actually a Christian now or is that all B.S.?

[notinmyname2050]

@JJPHILLYLG I think he gave that up when he realised they were no more likely to pay his way than the non-believers.

[XandarsMeteor]

WARNING: Contagious laughter ahead!

[notinmyname2050]

@XandarsMeteor perhaps a health warning would be warranted for any video containing BK.

[XandarsMeteor]

@notinmyname2050 At least this one was of the positive vein. :)

[tattooskin72]

the torture of seeing him and hearing him is way too much for me.

[imr22]

Do you think he actually believes he has never lost a debate? Or is he just a very good con man and knows this is another tactic that will probably bring him more cash.

[monkeytail2002]

@imr22 con man. He has been shown to be a pathological liar by so many. The Straightd0pe debate is still up on YT and it's well worth the time watching lol

[imr22]

@monkeytail2002

Con men lie for a reason, pathological liars do it by compulsion. As Brett does appear to be a con man it seems wrong to call him a pathological liar.

Perfectly fine to call him a scumbag of course :P

[monkeytail2002]

@imr22 Fair enough :D Scum bag it is ;)

[MrSamuelSpade]

In the dictionary next to the word LOSER they simply post a picture of Brett's fat, ugly face. They post the same photo to define the term...piece of shit.

[notinmyname2050]

@MrSamuelSpade I also believe he is specifically mentioned in the original paper that outlines the 'Dunning-Kruger Effect'.

[thegooddoctor401]

cooper laughs like a 5 year old

[notinmyname2050]

@thegooddoctor401 it is quite a high-pitched titter, isn't it?

[chattiestspike2]

That fit together awesomely lol

[notinmyname2050]

@chattiestspike2 Thanks.

[atthetopofmyvoice]

Well done man.  Bravo.

[notinmyname2050]

@atthetopofmyvoice Glad you enjoyed it.

[videoguy604]

Keane = Charlie Sheen without money.

[notinmyname2050]

@videoguy604 ...or looks....or attractive women....or any discernible talent..or.......

[videoguy604]

@notinmyname2050 Ah but he does share a talent with Sheen, creating lulz.

[Mglosk]

@notinmyname2050 or the ability to win....

[LegendaryAsshole]

@notinmyname2050 hygiene

[Afriboy10]

"I seem to be incapable of losing."

So, all those times you told your subscribers that you were about to lose your home/trailer, those were just porky pies, am I right? I mean that would make sense for Brett to say because he doesn't have an honest bone in his body.

[notinmyname2050]

@Afriboy10 I would so love to be able to go over there and make a "except your house, am i right?" crack but I got blocked so quick the last time. lol.

[PlayfulGibbon]

Has anyone seen ShockofGod and BrettKeane in the same room together? Both have apparently perfect records. Curiouser and curiouser.

[notinmyname2050]

@PlayfulGibbon They should debate each other just for the pure "its so awful but I can't look away" entertainment value.

[PlayfulGibbon]

@notinmyname2050 That's a great idea. Maybe someone could contact DprJones. We could make it a charity thing for doctors without borders. I would donate to watch it.

Come see the debate " One hour of style over substance" whiner takes all.

[Coughlan000]

@notinmyname2050 I think Brett & Shock have debated in stickam before. Brett actually has described shock as a nice guy

[Squiglypig]

@Coughlan000 Of course he would. They're two sides of one coin.

[parallelsdumaurier]

@PlayfulGibbon Ha. Could you imagine Shock finally taking off the helmet and revealing it's Brettkeane.

That would be it for me. I'd pack up and go home.

[devchelle2]

this awesome in 346 different ways!! May I mirror?

[notinmyname2050]

@devchelle2 of course

[devchelle2]

@notinmyname2050 w00t

[GingerAtheist]

I like how Anderson Cooper actually says YT, sorta clarifies it.

[notinmyname2050]

@GingerAtheist that bit worked out nicely :)

[bobster451]

KEWL!!!

[notinmyname2050]

@bobster451 Hopefully you feel the same when I actually have something to talk about and not just making vids out of boredom. :)

[bobster451]

@notinmyname2050 I will.

I subbed to you for a reason.

I also am patient.

I DO look forward to your next contribution.

This was so effective in making me smile and for that I thank you Sir.

[nekedemus]

I AM WINNING !!

[notinmyname2050]

@nekedemus LOL, the metal remake of that one is epic.

[richardmann184]

That baby is great!!!

[notinmyname2050]

@richardmann184 Makes me smile every-time I hear it :)

[richardmann184]

@notinmyname2050 The one in the high chair BTW, not the one with the forehead root line and sunglasses.

[monkeytail2002]

lol@never lost a debate.

[notinmyname2050]

@monkeytail2002 same here  :D

[monkeytail2002]

@notinmyname2050 Yeah the whole straightd0pe thing came to mind when he said that lol

[Mythosician06]

BK is known for slipping up when uttering a word. He may have tried to say, "masturbate" but it was too hard for him to say.

[notinmyname2050]

@Mythosician06 It's a distinct possibility :P