George Bush, Always the Genius!

[MarcusErection]

He drank and did drugs for many years, brain damage. It's sad, really. Our first 'special needs' president.

[RevanMahariel]

"Fool me once....shame on...(Brain working furiously)......shame on you...(Brain fails) Fool me, can't get fooled again."

[MrSinister1990]

Lol would be funny if Bush thinks its a good thing why he got these likes

[MelodyStark]

We elected this man not once, but twice! GG guys GG

[jonh013]

ya he fucked us over, but dammit this man at least gave us some laughs hahaha

[CanadianForth]

it will take time to restore chaos

-lol'd

[cullinane8888]

bring back jfk

[TheAmandaBeans]

wait.... did he have dislexia ? i dont understand, :o or is that part of a joke ... ??? can anyone answer me .

[yunkeish]

And you think we still can fix this country after this guy was the president thanks GOD he is gone

[svellyn]

LOVE BUSH, LOVE BUSH

[evilshadowducky911]

its funny because he thinks its an accomplishment on it's own when he finishes a sentence

[Rahavin1]

damn, sure do wish we could have direct elections in this country... Bush never would have been elected. Granted Gore was a pussy and a bit delusional, but hey, a 3 legged cow would make a better president than bush! Sure do wish I knew who was running the country those 8 years... at the same time, his tax rebate DID buy me a rifle. so not all's bad

[PaulosTheKing]

Don't we love this guy? Could have his own comedy show.

[deceiver123m]

I salute you Mr. President!

[Marinemauro]

He's such a jerk...

[shikatema4]

0:20- 0:32 Is that why countries want to destory us?

[EIN771]

i dont like him but i think this video is just him stumbling on words - that doesnt mean hes stupid

though he is i imagine

[artvandelay0]

Terriers and Barrifs.

[valdet25]

longlive usa long live gjorgj bush kosova albanians love gjorgj bush thank you for a indenpendant state kosova

[xWorIdAtWarx]

And people called HIM the devil???

[artvandelay0]

MY god, he is like a fuckin deer in the headlights!!!! Can't fix stupid..

[hbburgar]

A stupid president

[Cantfindusername100]

I liked Bush because he made good decisions. Most people critisize (or however you spell it) Bush because he is not good at doing speeches. That has nothing to do with being a good president.

[JacobX89]

George Bush is was one of the best comedians of our time.

[Licent1999]

"I personaly believe that George Bush" is one, uh, of the smartest Americans in their country, after all he got elected for the president. Unleast he bombed Iraq not Serbia Again, was the Aphganistan also under his reign? Oh no matter Us rocks.

[MrPacman187]

he must have been goin senile too wtf

[ClassValedictorian]

"It's your money. You paid for it." - my favorite

[outlaw2100]

George Bush-" The W stands for Honesty" haha

[richardmaudsley77]

When you're working hard to put food on your family.

[xChrissiboo]

"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully." LOL that cracked me up. =P

[DreyfussFUBAR]

Goddamn that man is funny!

[theboss9190]

Bush= Total retard, but hey the gives me the laughs.

[ovulixxx]

u must have the most idiot president in the history of the fucking universe...or the space nation :)))))... how do u call it? :O:O

[DarkAngelSupreme]

I think word's a dangerous place......

[cyfp]

haha! help a metro child... i've never heard that one...

[Munrid]

I like him anyway :)

[sysoff]

what a moron.

[utopianconstruction]

How did make mistakes like that?

They are too perfect.

He must have rehearsed them.

It's a conspiracy.

[lolachica]

One of the best video of Bush quotes. My favorite is "where wings take dreams" lmao!! The breast and the brightest, lol . And of course the classic " you can't fool me again" hahaah

[Jontman42]

He's just talking and not thinking what he says at all. Like he practised (poorly) those speeches without having any idea what he's talking about...

[Burntoast18]

hahahaha american's and fish live peacefully? what in the world?

[cheeriosryum]

we're working hard to put food on or family

it's your money you payed for it

[carapo66]

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh­hhhhhh!

[phishwithextracheese]

"We must do all we can to stop these terrorist killers."

This guy was the fucking missing link.

[pmax033]

please MUSiC title?!!

[KronosKatz]

That was painful... Lol

[pureevry]

aahahahha fool me once shame on u

fool..fool u cant fool me again,,,, ahhahah he was the best hahah he was at least funny

[joshonwzyou]

LMAO This dumbass doesnt even no how to speak properly and has no idea what he's talking about. i can't belive we picked this man as our 43rd president XD

[walkermydawg]

"We" did not pick him, the supreme court picked him.

[lazofff]

Then you picked on the 2004 election, remember?

[Azenamga]

@walkermydawg Rome picked him

[Mrun985]

You used a double negative in your first sentence. Maybe it is you who cannot speak properly.

[melowar78]

Bush was funny. I'll give him that.

[residentevilgrl101]

"rarely is the question asked 'are-is our children learning?' " XDDD what a dumbass

[ximilixaca]

if u teach ur kids to read they wont be illiterate?! no fucking duh!

[xdanikaxherex]

i've been trained by alquade.

HAHA

[Raposaum]

lol poor america

[marcdaddy33]

yeah... this guy was an idiot.

[TheCubicle]

Past tense?

[DoctorFist]

lol

[Raposaum]

hahahaha good one

[AshwinManOfSteel]

Fool me once... ... ... man, i know this! lol, classic Bush, can't beat him

Ashwin

[atlscribe]

lmao it will take time to restore chaos.

[elmatador21]

the one and only

[Tyraelkurt]

lol this is funny

[Desitch]

''the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.''

the thought of bush having access 2 nukes scares the crap out of me......

[ETGuitarist]

This made my day...good job dude. I'm from England...thankfully our leaders are a tad more educated.

[Mrun985]

Yes...Nick Griffin for example.

[MAlmotwa3]

fuck bush

[alliwanttobeisme]

"during these last few months, i've been trained by al quaida!" ROFL

[nizepart0519]

that quote made me laugh.

[kpgps]

bye bye dumbass!

[illspirit1965]

''im sure you can imagine its an unimagiable honour to live here''

''our, is our children learning?''

''the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.''

''just a one finger victory salute.''

''and tour working hard to put food on your family''(personal favourite)

''it'll take time to restore chaos.''

''i believe what i believe is right.''

''america needs a miloitary where our breast and brightest are proud to serve''

this guy had the codes to nuclear missiles omfg.

[TheCubicle]

He still does for a few more days.

[RyRobb813]

You rock, this was definitely the best Bush compilation I've seen yet.

I hope enough people can forget what a horrible president he was to be able to see through to the true comic genius that is George W.

[xerinxlynnx]

he is an ass

[PirateAssx]

George Bush is a living Legend!

[conairspy77]

i wish he got hit by the iraqi's shoe, the bitch deserves it!!

[Benny1642]

how could be fifty percent of the americans be so dumb to vote to that republican dumbass?

[TheCubicle]

Actually less than 50% of Americans voted for him both times (we have a messed up system). The fact that he actually got to run for president TWICE, shows we've got some major work to do.

[onekillerFoRce]

@TheCubicle hey at least he was funny

[tannermiddleton]

@Benny1642 and yet you see whats in office now and think that is better than what we had then? ha i laugh at you sir!

[Mixerzoid]

that one of the texan saying ... amazing.

[heckamuch]

how did he get through yale lollol

[pringlesguy1]

ITS YOUR MONEY YOU PAID FOR IT!

[spyoung123]

"the metro child"

[THEROOK2007]

G. W. Bush: "We're working hard to put food on a family" (at 1min 40sec).

[89pac]

fool me once... shame on... shame on you

fool me once you can't fool me again!

classic

[Netinterspace]

is it really like that?(what he said)

[EleanARGH]

do you mean the actual saying? it's "fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me." supposedly it's about if you've been duped once, you shooldn't be stupid enough to be duped again.

[SinisterGiraffe33]

I ROFLed until I cried.  Literally.

[bigpotato8]

i wish he was my friend,i would always have something to laugh about haha

[ljsavmech]

leader of the free world

[Thundralight]

I think he is doing this on purpose no one could be this stupid

[tqvivaperu]

what the hect? "one day the human being can coexist with fish peacefully", what he mean? man what will all the comedians do when he leaves office? he was just too easy...and the things he does man...

[lamarJPaul]

rofl bush is a retard

[Grogan1988]

he is unique only 1 of 300 million LOL

[jaybrene11]

BAHAHAHA!!

Is our children learning?!

[xerinxlynnx]

"so he or her can pass a literacy test."

[xerosophite]

Granted he does have a everyday feel that most political "elites" lack.

[xerosophite]

Only in America can we go from a Rhodes Scholar to an idiot.

[TempestDust]

"It will take time to restore chaos"

Hmm, that depends on who wins the election

[god0fmusic]

mccain is just as funny

[AznJamesstar123]

Good Ol' Bush~ I mean, we'd voted for him to be president twice because he sure as hell is entertaining. I bet Gore wouldn't have been this hilarious.

[OnlyHighWhenDriving]

I bet Gore would have sent us all to hell and back by now.

[DanKaLanK369]

ya but at least we'd be back

[guiltyspark5]

LOL How the hell did he become our president?

[oxfordstep]

he rigged the election quite blatantly?

[cooler268]

i am going to miss this guy rofl

[D0MINICAN01992]

lol, good ole George...

[skanaos]

Even my english ain't that good, he's funny!!!

[Falsare]

Normally i don't like to generalize about people but i cannot stay inpartial when I've seeen the "how dumb americans is" video and then i see this Video of the PRESIDENT. The man you elected and then relected into office.

If you add the number of voters to it as well then im afraid that there ARE millions of stupid brainwashed warmongering americans in USA. It's almost a fact

[angeleyes86ebby]

I dont care what the fuck ANYBODY says Im from here and even I agree with you.DAMMIT I WANTED GORE at least!!! People are idiots!!Why the hell would you vote for a dumbass TWICE.I'm ashamed to be american,thanks BUSH!!!

[palomorhyno]

The reason we voted for bush cause he sure is entertaining!!!

[SoccerFreakLuvsMusic]

LOL!!!!!!! it's funny but sad!!!! omg! its ok, stay calm! our presedent said "Karin is a west texas girl just like me!"

oh no! he doesn't even know his own gender!!! we will get a good new presedent, I HOPE!

[TMeyer88]

He calls himself a Christian, yet he has flipped off millions of people. What an idiot.

[TheCrazyFinn]

Is flipping someone off an un-christian thing to do?

[bonechiller0]

...Dude...have you ever sinned? Yeah I though so.

[TMeyer88]

sorry i posted that 2 months ago things have changed lol

[bonechiller0]

Oh :D

[Evi1Jester]

We should be ashamed for letting him be a leader of a major super power country.

[pyroshadow86]

thats our president!

[rell127]

seriously how the hell did he go to yale with a a 640 and and people wonder why America makes stupid decision seriously this is what happens when stupid people let someone that is a d student run the country

[ThePunishersRevenge]

LOL

[JoeBrosSux]

he's stupid, but funny. thnx 4 makin this video 2 PROOVE just how stupid this man really is!

[HabboMan45]

"It'll take time to restore khaos."

"It takes time to put food ON your family"

"I didn't relize I hade dislexiae."

"You can't take the high road, and claim the low road."

[HabboMan45]

"Karen's here with us! She's a west Texas girl, just like me! *chessey smile*"

"These last few months, I have been trained by AlKaida"

"If your child learns to read. He or she, can pass, a literese test!"

"It's your money, you pay for it!"

"I belive human being, and fish, can co-exsist, peacefuly."

" *throws middle finger* It's a one finger victory solute."

BEST QUOTES!!! LMFAO

[addiefleur]

A hope-fuller country???

You would think his own party would have shot him by now.

Yes, he's pretty funny, but I think I would find him funnier if he was not the president of my country, you know, if he was the Canadian Prime minister instead, maybe, someone like that, then I would really laugh.

[slowpokecat]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: America's image destroyed

[anime7lover1992]

yea sadly...and im not even american..but america is really nice...without Bush

[daSONNE1]

"karen's here with us! shes a west texas girl, just like me!" PAHAHAHAHAHA! god i love this man! he absoutly cracks me up!

[radabminj]

Bush and Yeltsin would have made one hell of a double act :D

[seetjohn]

The majority of Americans value decency and honesty above all else. They may laugh at his simpleton image but they voted him twice to the White House.

[FreeToBeMe63]

seetjohn: sad isn't it? Although his Bro in FL helped him steal the 2nd election! Poor Laura Bush must cringe every time he opens his mouth!

Obama '08!

[Jansper]

heyy!! poor doggy! now he hates him!

[pomsta001]

he is got to be the dumbest person i know.

[artmanack]

You got to thank the guy for the great gifts he's offered stairists...statorirists..stut­erists..oh shit satire..ists all over the world...for those wanting to take the piss out of America he's has been a gift from the gods..for those wanting a peaceful, balanced, thoughtful and reflective Presidency he's a gift from hell..

[nessuhowns]

hahahhaa hooray for a hilarious prez :D

[yourkindofjoe]

"You work hard to put food on your family" hhahahaha

[Makiba08]

who voted for this moron

[werokursox]

lol

[sugarcookies503]

"Not one dought on my mind... that we will fail." Wtf?

[JoeBrosSux]

lol humans and fish can co-exist peacefully!

[fergiegal34]

alcida!? lol

[EmeraldFilms]

george bush is a retard that a bunch of other retards wanted to run run the country!!! how pathetic!!! all he wants is war!!! hes stupid and dumb and he has bad ways of speaking!!!

[fergiegal34]

"you cant take the high house, and claim the low road." lol

[goodbye2romance]

he he he...that's our president...

[kryz24v]

George Bush puts Dan Quail to shame!! This would be funny if the out come of his presidency was not the use of United States military for private gain!! Thanks for the video :)

[cypheir]

took the words right out of my brain

[webbslider1]

I just watched about 4 or 5 of these videos and had to stop - so embarrassing to know this simpleton is one of the most powerful men in the world - and to think people were actually dumb enough to vote for him, not once but twice - to quote the man himself, "he are the decider who ain't afraid to use things like words . . . you know?"

[EmeraldFilms]

hi cam its chloes friend. she told me about your acount today and i subscribed and added this video to my fAvorites and the dr evil pokemon one. nice job!

[retrorio]

It's like his neck is holding up a big tumor.

[pokeydammit]

It's funny and scary too!

For those of you who asked how this clown got voted into the Presidency... he DIDN'T! The election was STOLEN! Al Gore actually one.

[Chappie71]

As an American, I am ashamed that my country elected that evil retard twice.

[ThePunishersRevenge]

well thats ur countrys fault and that shows how dumb they are

[josephbowdentac]

seriously who the fuck voted for this jackass?

[WhatsPopinHomes]

my mother

[ThePunishersRevenge]

the holy fred is ur mother

[EmeraldFilms]

i agree with you! he's a dumbass!

[ThePunishersRevenge]

tha other jackass's in the country

[guinea7pig]

No one else makes me so ashamed to say where I'm from...

[medqueen]

is this REAL..was he really cleanng glasses or padding his wife ..my goooooodddddddd

[n2motocross]

This is funny as hell. sad, but funny. Actually Bush has a GREAT sense of humor himself. he is just not a leader.

[oneofall88]

whats the name of the song???

[n2motocross]

Won't be fooled again - The Who

[royalspeciment]

Logical explanation why Bush get elected:

TV station FOX helped by puting the word(disinformation) out that Bush is a winner.When they figured out the mistake-

-it was allready too late.

By the way: guess who is the owner of FOX.

[jsa4053]

adriany2 where ya from?

[adriany2]

When the fuck are the american people going to get rid of a dick head like this. I would be so pissed off if a guy like this was in charge of our counrty

[rdf001]

You guys are fucking assholes. There's nothing wrong with our president. You probably make mistakes all the time, and people don't call you dumb (even though you are).

[dieingbreadmens]

that's right .

[HolyheadUK]

Its laughable you even try to stick up for that pathetic excuse of a man that was your president. I feel sorry for in fact!

[TheStoicAgnostic]

haha

he's such an idiot

i'm pretty sure if he had an entirely different administration he would be a different president

i don't think he has any idea what goes on

he's probably just really easy to convince

he's just way to stupid to create this kind of chaos

but he's dumb enough to ignore it and be a stubborn fuck

somebody pass this man another pretzel

[scott1423678]

he's syked that the illeteracy/literacy of our children are appauling! way to go televizle you did ur job

[djwithnoname]

he is clinically retarded.

[lacrss]

That's hysterical. Can someone please explain to me how this man got elected President?

[Comwhiz2002]

I am not sure if there is a logical explanation for how he got elected to be leader of the free world...