BREAKING NEWS Joran admits confession but saids he lied_1b

[PeterthePanfluit]

En aan alle Hollanders gvd : Peter R de Vries, onze eigen COPPER, voelt de wijn nog steeds in zijn ogen en dan komt dat COPPER-GEDRAG weer naar voren ; altijd gelijk krijgen, ook al is het niet zo ! Ga zo door Peter en je komt ooit in het celletje naast hem te zitten ! JORAN FOR DUTCH PRESIDENT !

[PeterthePanfluit]

Unbelievable, like mr VIDDROME............she didn't take drugs...hahaha and he enjoys murdering women ???? It's simple ; Miss Halloway instructed the FBI, or maybe even the CIA, to set up something because of the Nathalee-case. Isn't it bizar the mother of Nathalee now makes millions on her website because of all of this.....USA = U suck all !!!!!!!!!!! JORAN, VERKEERDE PLAATS, VERKEERDE MOMENT, VERKEERDE PERSOON ; MAAR JE KOMT VRIJ EN DE WAARHEID KOMT UIT ! LEVE JORAN !!

[viddrome]

The man of a million lies. There was "no friend" who hid the body. Natalie didn't take drugs (unless it was date rape drugs.) She didn't go into convulsions (until he probably smashed her on the head with a rock.) This is a classic serial killer. A good looking liar -- who can't even admit the truth to himself because it's so horrific and sick: He enjoys murdering women for his sexual pleasure. Can't get any sympathy for that though, can you? So, he creates elaborate lies to win sympathy.

[innocent4eva]

@viddrome but if he is a serial killer then he surely mustve killed before and kept on killing...cuz pschologically they get pleasure in killing and killign....i dont think hes a serial killer just sadistic..?

[viddrome]

@innocent4eva Technically, a serial killer needs 3 kills or more. He may have been caught before he could do that. I suspect there are more victims. If he murdered a hooker in Thailand - who would ever know?? I'm just saying he displays the typical behavior patterns of serial killers. Most specifically, he's a pathological liar, he displays a psychopathic disconnect from others, he's the correct age/race and basically a loner, has mother issues, thinks he's smarter than law enforcement, etc...

[innocent4eva]

@viddrome very true! hmm i thing hes actually a sociopath not nessecarilly in a serial killer way just in a messed up killer with no conscience way? but all in all....hes messed up!

[EnkiSvohden]

You gotta be fucking kidding me? He tells them he was just making it up? This fucking guy just wont quit!!!! You have got to be fucking kidding me. He CALLS the place just to say he was LYING? FUCK YOU VAN DER SLOOT! You need to be killed. Blood for blood fucker!

[xxjonkoxx]

Joran! Don't drop the soap!!!!!

[GCpipo]

joran kan eerst de ziekte krijgen, dan verbranden, dan dood gaan, dan wegrotten in de hel =] met zn coñokop

[benigcoca]

Paul witteman lult zo snap met dat stukje over die oma.

Paul Witteman is echt een lul sinds hij schaapachtig moest lachen tijdens het wijnincident.

[eugbreh]

hij is een kille ongevoelige leugenaar

[F00dTube]

Je bent geen moslim gefeliciteerd. Dat was mijn punt ook niet. Ik wilde jou duidelijk maken dat diamhuire hier een sterk staaltje sarcasme had presenteerd.

[kath5ft2]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[ballerone1]

any with english subtitles?

[KingKoopaXI]

heb ik te veel phoenix wright gespeeld, of heeft die joran overal contradicties in zijn verhaal? hij heeft het gezegd en om te laten zien dat hij gelogen heeft moet ie dat bewijzen dat hij dat niet heeft gedaan, maar dat kan hij waarschijnlijk niet. hij is gewoon gescrewed. zijn bekentenis is genoeg bewijs als ze het verder voldoende uitwerken.

[Naomsz]

HIJ IS ZO KK DOM.

[jakobfrederik]

Uitzending gezien gisteren. Kan iemand dat eikeltje nou gewoon eens sowieso afvoeren.

[PACKSEARCHER]

what a fucking douche. hope some big black man get a hold of him in jail and rips him a new asshole.

[sandman1318]

Maybe Vandersleez will find himself a new husband. :)

[06butterfly10]

this is one of those times i wish US students were forced to learn more than one damn language! i cant understand a damn thing he's sayin! ugh frustration!

[esfantar12]

he is saying that the taliban abducted natalee holloway to make a sexy tape with her and use it to annoy the US.

[Dedicati0n]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!^^

[Haassan1]

ahhahahahahah

[ermelootje]

he's saying that he confessed because he was only telling what the guy wanted to hear. Now he thinks it's stupid because it where all lies

[rikmeter]

The guy almost cries at one point...he knows he's fucked. He'll say anything to cover his ass at this point, he's already proven to be a very skilled liar.

[Goeloe]

haha what he teled was real he knows he's fucked now he's tryin to say ow i just told him what he wanted to hear

[sandman1318]

By saying it was a bunch of lies, he's validating the authenticity of the recording. He should have said it was a doctored tape or recording, not that "he lied!" But Vandersleez clearly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[DoraAnderson]

I understand him because I lived in NL for 5 years, but Dutch isn't exactly a worldly language!!

[uitblazenindepijp]

we failed at that!

We should have taught people in Brazil to speak dutch too when we had the chance.. and for some reason dutch people in New York and Pensylvania just gave up dutch as a language.

We're a country of really 'flexible' people I suppose. We had a Spanish king, a austrian emperor and now they say we have democracy too. It's not as good as the american one, or maybe the elite always makes decisions everywhere and that's the way it is.

[metalfox360]

the district authorney said that this evidence would help but might no be substantial or deep enough to get a warrant for his arrest. Lets see what happens next

[AluminumFoilHatMan]

This spoiled brat's days are now numbered. I would like to shake the hands of the lynch mob that now hunts and gets him.

[rysra]

What.a.f***ing.idiot..

If it really happened as he says, then he wouldn't be in any trouble if he'd just called an ambulance or something!

He's very lucky if ANY girl will want to go out with him EVER again, after hearing him talk about women the way he did..

IF it happened as he told so, then he isn't a murderer, just a stupid, lying (SP?), sexist idiot. Though I wonder for how long they can lock him up, if he didn't commit murder and just disposed of the body.. Guess we'll see next months..

[belle1990]

trembling voice!

[UrbanAddictsNL]

Joran is so a stupid guy

[Pajaschu]

Hypothetically: Obviously this boy's a pathological liar.He simply can't tell a whole true story,my guess is that even when it's about what he had for breakfast he needs to change details.What if this confession is basically right except for details like who he disposed the body with/ claimed to have called after the crime.Would that compulsive lying save him at the end of the day,as he could say,well than everything was a lie or will it be possible to get past details& still use the confession?

[danx8080]

off course they can still use the confesion but will it stand a chance in trial? i think not. They still need to find something to back up the story to make it credible.

[danx8080]

they must find this boat or this friend to make a solid case

[Goeloe]

he says: he had sex with her than she past out and he caled afriend to dump her in the ocean with a boat then he says i made that all up! wtf is wrong with you joran? i know your inocent but why you tellin this shit?

[BlistardPussy]

You thinks he's innocent, I beg to differ. He has already confessed and confessed he had help disposing the body. Now when his friend "Daury" is found I believe it will be a solid case. p.s. im not attacking you, I have already read the whole confession. P.S. This is not an attack on you, I just hope they can hurry up and solve this and put the killer were he needs to be, IN JAIL.

[brambolinos]

I killed her I did it!

XD

[Littlemac1017]

sounds like he is running up hill with the sighs and deep breaths. I bet his heart is racing a mile a minute. We all know the world over about his dirty deeds drugging and raping girls, now add murder!

[jijtube]

1:10 into the interview Jeroen Pauw asks Joran if he has since talked to the guy with whom he allegedly has taken Natalie's body away. (trick question) Joran stumbles and says "yes..no, it was a guy I met in Aruba".

So this guy in the story he "made up" actually does exist. Does this mean the whole story is true and not made up as he says?

[jijtube]

1:10 into the interview Jeroen Pauw asks Joran if he has since talked to the guy with whom he allegedly has taken Natalie's body away. (trick question) Joran stumbles and says "yes..no, it was a guy I met in Aruba".

So this guy in the story he "made up" actually does exist. Does this mean the whole story is true and not made up as he says?

[skarioffszky]

Bad liar.

[Haassan1]

Stel:

Hij is toch onschuldig!

Dan is het toch begrijpelijk dat hij zo zenuwachtig over komt!?!

Hij is pas 19 jaar (geloof ik)

Begrijp me niet verkeerd, ik vind hem heel verdacht, maar wie weet....wie weet is hij toch onschuldig

[skarioffszky]

Ja je hebt gelijk, we bekennen allemaal wel eens voor de grap een moord die we niet gepleegd hebben, maar waarvan we wel worden verdacht. Later kun je daar dan heel zenuwachtig over worden.

[Haassan1]

Hey...... Vechten???

Nee hoor grapje ; P

Ik vind je geen irritante kk mongool!

[diamhuire]

Marc Dutroux is ook onschuldig... gewoon een kindervriend... Julie en Melissa in een kelder??? ach, die hadden zich gewoon (te goed) verstopt tijdens een spelletje verstoppertje...

[Haassan1]

Hahahahaha, jij bent echt dom!

Marc Dutroux is hartstikke schuldig!

[F00dTube]

Moslim zeker? Geen idee wat sarcasme is.

[Haassan1]

Vieze vuile kut racist zeker?

Geen idee dat een moslim ook sarcatisch kan reageren...

En ik ben geen moslim, idioot!

Vieze vuile kut pauper! Ga straten leggen ofzo.

[F00dTube]

Je vergist je op twee punten. Moslims hebben een blinde vlek voor sarcasme en ironie. Racisme naar moslims is een beetje lastig gezien het feit dat het een religie betreft en niet een ras. Je zou het discriminatie kunnen noemen maar het zou hypocriet zijn om mij daar op af te rekenen omdat het exact is wat mensen die exclusieve religieuze groepjes vormen doen.

[SegaJackNL]

Joran, get the vasseline ready, cause your gonna get fucked

[Soumy1985]

@SegaJackNL

whahahaha die vasseline is grappig

[mila1967]

Joran,hoelang heb je nu nog nodig om een einde te maken aan deze hele waanzin man???

[DaLunaClick]

nervous scared fuck you are busted and you know that...

i kan het horen leugenaar

[tobeoncloud9]

They also ask him whether he's been in touch with the guy who helped him dispose of Natalee's body, and he says: no, I haven't and that he met him in Aruba.

He then later says that everything he confessed to is a lie.

[TMWEG]

He says that he met a man that seemed very interesting to him. He confessed to that man but one in this show he says that he just told that man wat her wanted to hear, so he told him a fake confession. This man is operating for Peter de Vries, and everything was recorded. Joran speaks in an unclear voice and sounds worried. He is still telling P&W that he's innoucent, and that he might be watching the big Peter R de Vries show on sunday. That's the most important stuff.

[natedawg277]

would love to hear this translated in English

[danx8080]

i hope de vries has some more than this otherwise he should already get going to the drugstore to buy some vaselin cause someone is going to get screwed and its not going to be Joran. a confesion of the biggest liar in the world who may have been using drugs before making this confesion to an unknown man. dont make me laugh.