Why South Texas College Should Prepare for a Zombie Outbreak

[neneDisastrous]

i want a zombie apocalypse to happen c:

[Drlabash]

As long as there is something else for them to chew on--say a package of hotdogs--we have nothing to fear from our hottie zombie friends. Just make sure they don't run out before you do.

[Drlabash]

A condom is a good option for adventuresome women wanting to go Z. The friendly Zombie should not be shunned, but sheathed.

[bravopenguins]

@Drlabash Yes, a condom is a must as is a muzzle. Women who have the craving for some Z need to remember that their bite IS infectious and even the most seemingly playful love bite will end in some Z on Z action.

[JonnyHackerRed]

..... Zombie semen is incredibly infectious....

[bravopenguins]

@JonnyHackerRed yes.... this is why you should avoid contact with zombie semen at all costs. even if it means that you don't get laid tonight.

also, get an anti-zombie tank as soon as possible.