Patrice O'Neal - Techniques On How To Get A Bitch

[zorbatheok]

"She be in the woods sucking Jason ...nigga I cant kill anybody I just came" lmao

[laxman522]

Damn, i miss patrice!!

[dreakheart]

4:53 , best part 

[1844Freddy]

"You make me sick, you goofy bear!"

Hahah Patrice was so goddamn funny and silly, what a hilarious thing to say.

[76malibu81]

@biz20 where's the full episode on this?

[123edd123]

U SIT ON THAT HAIRY FISH!

[123bathinapes]

That's how you get kicked in the balls?! If a bitch kicks me in the balls over some semi offensive assumption I make, I'll punch her in the nose as I go down. If you decide to handle your problems like a man, bitch be prepared to be handled like a man.

[llazyoli]

he's great but i really miss the humility. even if he does speak the truth and from the heart most of the time. - no flaws, no poems no more? all bad ass, hard on the bitches, threesome fucking motherfucker now? he's a little bit TOO right sometimes if you know what i mean.

[TDG62]

4:57

girl: we need to have a girls camp, and a boys camp

other girl: and ill be in the boys camp

Random Dude: Yeaaah

LMFAOO

[BZdaKritta]

this dude is a fuckin genious

[hazmat1303]

This is the real ass nigga!

[gobfranklin05]

Patrice is right. Woman aren't built for rejection. Men go after pussy a lot more than woman go after dick. That's the difference, for men its almost a sport nothing is taken too seriously while for woman even the hint of rejection is taken to heart.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

2:00 3:28 4:25 6:14 8:46 9:23 10:38 lol

[Fuego958]

Baby arm dick...... Baahahahahaaha

[VoteSkipper]

idiots complain about the 2 girls are dumb and dont get the show

[CoolerKing37]

Are the two girls here comedians or what? Thankfully Patrice is so funny that he can climb out of any hole...

[unclestaco]

Jesus the hole with the squeaky voice is horrible.

[LAPunk1986]

Who's the cunt sighing and being a nag? Doesn't she know the first rule of comedy? You don't disagree, you say "Yes, and..." or shut your untalented fucking gash wound for 2 seconds while a real comedian helps the show

[stfwho]

@LAPunk1986 that's the first rule of improv

[SummernlightningUSA]

@LAPunk1986

shut up bitch.

[fredguy2]

It's like bear hunting with a switch.