quagmire best moment p3

[justbecause980]

Achmed?!?!

[AlexLovesEspeon]

HAHAHAHAHA!I LOVE THE ENDING!

[Brownmud102]

Boi how many times we gotta tell you.

A carrot is not a video recorder.

[tylerschoolme]

240p we meet again --__--

[Martijnnaber]

You have possibly the lowest sense of humor ever.

[lolitsme30000]

SILENCE,,,,,, I KEEL YOU i love ach men

[goo5976]

"hey look at me, I'm a pole in a strip club, OH!!" "its showtime" ah ah OH NO! OH NO! AH AH HEY STOP! FALSE ALARM!! AH AALAHHGH!!!

[TheLloydx]

where went 0:35??

[MrToRo3252]

thumbs up if you either paused the video to see what was next or turned your volume down.

[sxgk]

thank you top comments



[sideman112]

i was scared that there was a scream so i always turn down my volume thumps up if you did to

[Korigetsu1991]

endless teabagging

[lazysnipeify]

240p We meet again...

[WULFTRON]

@lazysnipeify STFU YOU FUCKING THUMB WHORE LOSER FAGGOT!!!!! fucking fag low life

[lazysnipeify]

@WULFTRON Woah sorry if i was offensive. Don't need to go CoD troll on anyone.

[WULFTRON]

@lazysnipeify no. just stfu.

[Hoodedgurl143]

Silence I kill you

:D



[JHoward393]

The Video was good at first despite the quality... then the retarded screaming ruined it.

[TheZombiekiller93]

1,007 people did not become strip poles

[mrbigbattle85]

gay



[1973svp]

why this have so many dislikes ?

[TheMercurial21]

hahaha the best part 0:37

[RFixer1]

Quagmires eyes is white?

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

it would be funny if it was a pole in a gay bar :p

[dom1236566]

press 8

[armageddin112]

if i would get a dollar for every pixel. i would get less than a dollar

[shadowkidize]

press 5 LOL

[haris4525]

fuck you little bastard u fucking retarded kid go and cut your vains u dont deserve to live

[dinonick2]

@haris4525 hey... shut the fuck up

are you fucking 5

[visiondevil21]

Bubba j: There she was, leaning on the ferris wheel making it tilt. lol

[visiondevil21]

Jeff Dunham: so bubba j, where did you meet your wife?

Bubba J: At the family reunion

Lmao

[visiondevil21]

Jeff Dunham. i love all of his puppets, especially Peanut and Jose jalapeno on a stick

[happyfacedanni]

press 4 BLOW OUT HTAT FIRE DUDE!

[thejse3]

who else but Achmed :)

[erictapper8]

dam prees 3

[erictapper8]

0:03 = hey look at me

[bluezeal17]

Ackmed the dead terrorist?

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

Alright! virtual reality.

[frankiieguud1]

HAHAHAHHAAHAH ''SILENCE, I KILL YOU!''

[Meteorman9098]

240p we meet again.

[MrSexyman071]

dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddfuckfffffffhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh vc

[MrSexyman071]

its frucking funny

[StreakyTheFurry]

SILENCE! I KEEL YEW!

[KerbyFAN99]

at 0:19 ''I dont own Family Guy. All the materials i used belongs to FOX network television''

!!!!!!!

[MrEvil35555vr]

Filmed with potato studio 5

[awesome7067]

@MrEvil35555vr they went all out.

[MrMiniboyss]

@MrEvil35555vr actually it was toastershop

[sunheartofdeputy]

@MrEvil35555vr I like potatos

[Kligor2]

@MrEvil35555vr as a matter of fact yes they did.

[hanbury9Mincraft]

@MrEvil35555vr Potatoes cant record. But Toasters sure can.

[ONZLOW1000]

240p we meet again....

[RocksoForever1]

achmed



[myguitarhannah]

i think we all got trolled :L

[Cheerleader8085]

Who else turned down thier volume?

[smacker261]

@Cheerleader8085 SILENCE..... I KEEL YOU!!!!! lol

[HoundHeck]

woah 666 likes o__O

[MrBoosack69]

HOW BOUT DAT SHIT!

[jgonz185]

from 0:22 on, i saw my face on the screen

[LifeGaming4]

THERE IS NO 0:35 !!!!

[Kido336]

At 0:25 i muted the sound.

[BlockAHero]

240p we meet Again...

[carlospiceyweiner100]

i bet u tried to pause at 0:19

[TR0L0L0LOL0]

Pres 8. Spoiler alert.

[Seathmeter]

So 240p we meet again

[boterhammetje11]

f you

[55villar]

before the video showed guys rubbin their nuts on his face i knew it was going to be guys

[littlec1818]

ahhh 240p we meet again

[leeyongkang100]

SILENCEEEE I KEEL U

[adamandjordin]

thumbs up if you muted when it said silence and waited for the screamer

[anthonyvolturo]

0:18 pause!

[BINGFRYSRDUN]

why was i expecting a screamer?

[RFixer1]

@BINGFRYSRDUN I was that too but after i knew it was Achmed :)

[Easmithv]

@BINGFRYSRDUN me too

[TheMetalsupersonic]

@BINGFRYSRDUN when you say screamer i was expecting the exorcist face to pop up and scream so i took of my headphones and scrolled down loz XD

[CuteNeko12]

@TheMetalsupersonic SAME HERE!

[Fifdog1998]

@BINGFRYSRDUN You got one it was achmed



[coolinlogo]

yes

that may have been one of the best ending's ever

[crazycreamyboy]

240p we meet again...

[xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

For some reason after listening to the end I feel like my throat was cut....

[leandro0rsantos]

36 seconds lost...

[alexlion0511]

o_O WTF IS UP WITH UR NAME

[Punkrock3011]

Pause at 0:17 he suckin the firemans dick

[jaredvcxz1336]

@SkyrimFanBoy1 yeah it sortof is

[Afrojoebro]

Did anyone else notice the very faint red words

[jaredvcxz1336]

@SkyrimFanBoy1 Replying to a one-month-old comment is the exact opposite of a witty comeback. Just making sure you realize that.

[walnutman99]

@crabjock umadbro?

[CrabJock]

@walnutman99 yeah yeah. Give the guy with the worn out meme a laugh everybody. God knows he's oh so original.

[CoolmanDB95]

pause at 00:16 and their kissing

[CrabJock]

@SkyrimFanBoy1 Wasn't mad when I typed that, nor was it about this video in particular. Twas more so the overall experience of what the general youtube user has to offer. Oh and this isn't a movie.

What I'm trying to get across is: When you use already made material to get laughs, they're not really for you. It's like people who quote movies all the time. It's unoriginal and non creative. Anyone can do this. Anyone. Now no more replies please. We all need to move on.

[Aries8er]

At end of vid nothing happens trust me its just all black

[14gocougs]

*Clicks on video*

*Sees first top comment*

*Leaves video*

[ummhmmlies]

your gay

[himeko42ai]

We neet again, 240p.

[RFixer1]

Did someone watch and listen to the end?

[superpownage111]

@RFixer1 what happens



[RFixer1]

@superpownage111 Someone saying ''SILENCE I KILL YOU!'' :)

[Pride96792]

@RFixer1 not just any some1 ... its Achmed the Dead Terrorist hehe(:

[RFixer1]

@Pride96792 True but you know what i mean XD?

[Pride96792]

@RFixer1 yea haha :P

[e0o9kii]

@RFixer1 Yip.

[jeramahia123]

@RFixer1 Achmed the dead terrorist

[RFixer1]

@jeramahia123 Yep, its him :)

[funnyflyingdutchgirl]

@RFixer1 stupid

[RFixer1]

@funnyflyingdutchgirl Like you...

[hmonet99]

@RFixer1 Yea thats Achmed

[juanitsrosechang13]

thats retarded.

[chrissant1000]

Hey everyone

I just turned 16 and i'm trying to become a succesful pokemon trainer

I'm gonna move to the Johto region in august 2012 to learn from the best Pokemon mean a lot to me.

I've just started training. Professor oak gave me charmander and i used him to catch a pidgey. Would really mean a lot of you guys supported me on this.

I know it's really annoying when you see comments like this on every video, but it means a lot to me.

Please thumbs up so people see

[Harrijus27]

ALRIGHHHHHT!!

[markscott94]

was the end supposed to be funny? o.O

[ontariodrome]

@ 0:18 Quagmire said "Open up!" LOL

[MickehDaHuskeh]

But if I didn't, then what? lolz xD

[Biinko]

epic blowjob???? not funny

[mrtrainlover88]

press 4. showtime

[helper1029384756]

even better if it was a pole in a gay bar lol

[chrgamer]

kall dat a screemer?

[Ryuion]

Talk about tea bag.

[candkatie11]

Silence...... I KEEL YOUU!

[zakaria670]

0:16 PAUSE AT 0:18

[zakaria670]

0:16 PAUSE AT 0:17

[anthonyvolturo]

haha achmed the dead terrorist

[b3n254]

LOL when he says silence i kill you he goes really squeaky

[Kingsly5674]

my vid stops at 0:35 seconds then replays when i press play...wtf

[Plunder567]

i am a pole and i find this offensive >:(

[DeathgazeNotOneOfUs]

press 2 repeatedly

[Ziyaduzza]

@alltimelowes1 you know that this is a quote from Jeff Dunham's puppet Achmed? I don't say that its funny, i just don't think it's a reason for "hate"

[spongy374]

Press 5 repeatedly :P

[yaayaa95]

@alltimelowes1 its a JOKE, its not racist or anything, gosh chill...

[HonungFTW]

I didn't laugh at all.

[jakassme]

what does p3 stand for

[SuperExtremeMarioFan]

@jakassme part 3 i believe

[jakassme]

what does p3 stand for

[hockeydoggie98]

@jakassme part 3 smart one

[bobby59893]

ACHMED!

[luvyajuju]

hahahahha loved the end!

[tirykrocks]

pause at 0:17

EPIC BLOWJOB

[Kussinator]

@tirykrocks keep clicking that andit sounds like hes saying "Hazel Hazel Hazel" xD

[nikitron2000]

@tirykrocks and if you press the link repeatedly it goes with action

[clari373]

@alltimelowes1 chill out man...stfu

[dnthinkdrink1]

every fucking video skips the second before the last one...

[TheMoeydog]

it skips 00:35

[etthelconcha]

@alltimelowes1 I'm sure he's dying to show up at that shithole

[TheBmpeti]

479 People don't like the firefighters

[LinenRose]

@alltimelowes1 u mad bro?

[LinenRose]

@alltimelowes1 u mad bro?

[JohnnylFreak]

i just dislike this cause the end fucked up

[TheJay1017]

@alltimelowes1 Hes in your town?

[SoGnar88]

God dam i hate jeff dunham i wanna kill you for putting that shit at the end of the video.

[afroboy757]

I saw this on fackiebook. Hahaha fackiepalm!

[TheMagson87]

@alltimelowes1 HA HA HA!! quality

[snowflake20100]

i am going to go, sit on the toilet and pooooooo.....

when i come back i better see at least 10 thumbs up ;:)))

if i do , i willspit on my math teachers pen Heheheh

[taklg8]

@snowflake20100 Ugh desperate attempt for thumbs up. You probably wouldn't have done it.

[snowflake20100]

@taklg8 dont care

[taklg8]

@taklg8 sad sad person

[CrabJock]

Dammit. Why can't I find original shit without some kid putting their own lame ass editing in the mix? Every time I want to watch a clip from something it's either covered up with tasteless music, riddled with unnecessary subtitles/captions, or edited with scenes from other media.

If you had talent, you would make your own original shit instead of using other artist's material. If you do decide to upload other artists material, respect them enough to leave their shit as it is.

[spurts]

@CrabJock Couldn't agree more.



[likelovelovelove]

@CrabJock  yea stupid cunt ruined the video

[NutJob421]

@CrabJock You just won my internets.

[TooMuchCrimeDrama]

@CrabJock As much as I agree with you, the reason they do it is because otherwise, things like this would be banned based on copyright laws. They have to do something original with it to keep the video from being taken down.

[imspada]

@TooMuchCrimeDrama for fox, it could be as simple as putting a very very small logo in the corner. as long as its diferent

[DeathBringer769]

@CrabJock Changing it helps it not getting taken down. Family Guy clips in original form are targeted pretty heavily for copyright infringement. I agree that people should aspire to make their own content more often, and it would nice to have Family Guy clips unaltered and in good quality, but it's difficult to get away with it on Youtube.

[CrabJock]

@DeathBringer769 This video in particular isn't really edited. It's a clip from family guy, followed by audio from Jeff Dunham. If anything, this video violates terms twice in one shot. It's copyright double penetration, and it is oh so sexy.

[TheAlexis121999]

@CrabJock Well than someone would copyright it wouldnt they? smart cookies!

[AprilWaterston]

@alltimelowes1 You hate someone (albeit 'a little') purely because they tried to make funny youtube video? I mean, yes, this is one of the least funny things they could have done, but still. Don't you think hate is a little strong...? I may just be missing something here. It would make sense if I was, but if your comment was based purely on the video, you are a rather sad little person...