jackass - satan vs god

[TheLuciferianAvatar]

I would have destroyed that christian.

[elpueblano009]

"No devils were injured in the making of this video"

[turontado117]

ahahahahahahahaha i love this skit ....

[jamjr1972]

wow Satan gonna beat him up too for saying he's him! they black girl help him because she's a dike! Evil sticks together!

[Fakinoris]

what is the name of the song, I totally forgot it

[NightGlider666]

@Fakinoris 'what if god was one of us'. can't remember the artist

[MrZakkyyy]

hahah Thats not christian hah I hope that dick who hit chris got arrested or something

[driftboy10101]

lol @ the black chicks helping satan.

[briian59260]

I don't understand how Chris pontius arrives to stays calm front of this fucking bastard who trys to punch him ! BIG RESPECT FOR CHRIS PONTIUS!

Sorry for my English!

French people love Chris pontius and jackass!

[biette808]

lol where are you now satan?... im in california:)



[Arembjorn]

The age old christian illness -- to assault and harm those that do not believe exactly as you do and fear god :-P You have to be pretty psychotic and insecure to feel you must destroy what doesn't agree perfectly with your little world...

The big question in my mind is -- Does christianity make assholes, or are assholes drawn to christianity?? What came first, the chicken or the egg? LOL

[Kagora20]

@Arembjorn You tell me. You seem to know everything there is to know about religion. Christians, just like athiests, muslims, buddhists, every person on this earth uses SOMETHING to justify what they do. Even lawyers (not christian) use the law to keep criminals out of jail. So all it takes is a bad idea and an idiot (which, unfortunately the world isnt short of religious or not) to do something wrong. It has nothing to do with religion.

[ShinigamiBass]

dude cant take a joke

[dragonstone111]

at least those women helped him.

i thot they would just watch him get his ass kicked.

that was a surprise.

[matheusroberto40]

fight lol!!!!

[beagleboy547]

Dude... wow. And thats why religion is a waste of time.

[adcenterbaka]

where is freedom of speech and opinion, that fucking religious fanatique showed his true evil face

[Kagora20]

@adcenterbaka Even if he's using his "freedom of speech" to deliberately antagonize a group of people? That's not just a little fucked up?

[Bebopopotamus]

@Kagora20 Do you not realize that's why christians do all the time? Remember slavery? I think that was a little worse. Or genocide. That seems to be a common theme with them - suppressing large groups of people they don't like for no reason.

[Kagora20]

@Bebopopotamus No, slavery was justified through religion, but it was religion that stopped slavery. Lincoln considered himself christian as well (if that's the slavery you're talking about). And genocide happens not just with religion, there was actually a genocide in rwanda about 15 years ago. But when it is religious based christians are the victims of it as well. Muslims have been killing christians for years. Dont coincide genocide and slavery with christianity, that's just ignorant.

[chadwardennz]

real christians are amish people... and look at them rofl.

[FreakyGuitarGuy94]

im a christian too ( not a very good xD)

but i don^'t hit other guys just coz they have another faith!!!!!

[chickendude08]

unfitting music pwned

[Kagora20]

Christians need to start kickin some ass every once in a while.

[Bebopopotamus]

@Kagora20 They've been doing that for thousands of years, every time someone comes up with an idea that contradicts theirs. They're ignorant.

[Kagora20]

@Bebopopotamus Yep. And I bet if someone walked around with a sign that said "Your mom is a bitch" you'd probably punch them in the face too, unless you're a little pussy who takes that kind of shit in the ass. Otherwise, we're not that different, you and I.

[Bebopopotamus]

@Kagora20 Uh, it wouldn't really bother me. Why should it? They don't know my mom personally, and besides that, why does it matter what someone's opinion of her is?

[Kagora20]

@Bebopopotamus There was probably 100 christians on that street while he was doing that, and out of the 100, one guy attacked him. Instead of saying 1% of christians are bad you guys say "all christans are evil, horrible people". Messed up

[Bebopopotamus]

@Kagora20 I'm going by the texts (the rules they are told to follow). Not the individuals. People are people and they will act as they want, but for a good person to do something bad, like beat someone up because they don't believe what you do, that takes religion. He was just doing what he was told to do in the bible.

[Kagora20]

@Bebopopotamus What do you know about the bible? Did you read it? I'll give you something to read, look up Luke 9:51-56, it'll tell you what Jesus is about. And if you can tell me a scripture that confirms your post, please tell me, otherwise dont quote things that arent there...

[Bebopopotamus]

@Kagora20 @Kagora20 Deuteronomy 17:12, Exodus 22:19, 2Chronicles 15:12-13, Deuteronomy 13:13-19, Deuteronomy 13:7-12 (I guess most of Deuteronomy, haha), Leviticus 24:10-16, and just for fun, Exodus 31:12-15. let me know if you want any more. There's tons.

[Kagora20]

@Bebopopotamus Ok, first of all, this is the thing you run into with the old testament. Modern day christains, even israel dont follow these laws anymore. Second, you're talking about CIVIL LAWS that were active 2000 years ago, and back then ALL laws were based on religion, they were built as a theocracy. They were taken to a judge and tried, then killed. When we get to Exodus though, you could be a jew and live there peacefully, you just have to follow the law.

[Kagora20]

@Bebopopotamus But since America doesnt have laws based on religion, those scriptures mean nothing to us. Nobody told that man to attack Chris. There's nothing in the bible that told him to do that. If what you say is true, the passage I quoted, Jesus would have rained heavenly fire upon that village that didnt believe in him. But he didnt.

[Kagora20]

@Bebopopotamus Iran is a modern day theocracy, even in china you can only preach christianity in certain places, because it's the law. If you break it you go to jail. It's the exact same thing as the passages you posted, just a little more lenient. The only difference is, the christan laws dont exist anymore.

[romerieger]

"....Psycho!"

[S1lence696]

why people grab eachother while fighting, just when you think he wants to hit you smash him in the face, done :3

[acdcsg100]

wat is the name of the song

[xxxoomer]

Religion is bullshit.. lol.

[Seas14]

agreed religion sucks!

[dutchgangsta1]

wow how unchristian or even unamerican firs amendment bitch

[vcwsmit]

Haha Chris Pontius and that girl pwn his ass! :D

[Tigmonster]

a gud fight

[32jukka]

äh

[TrandomnesstwO]

Guy who attacked was on steroids.

[MrJakanory]

Ahh how typical of christianity. How come they are allowed to pollute the world with THEIR shit? How come you can't go 5 fucking minutes in America without hearing about God or some other bullshit, yet as soon as someone starts to protest it's not allowed? Hypocritical twats. Hit a christian...everyone fucks you over, because they're so 'kind hearted' and so full of 'good morals' yet they;re allowed to fuck you over for something as little as saying evolution exists. They make me sick.

[TheRedDash]

ha CHRISTIAN!  there so fake those people

[OssoEater]

LoL, the sistahs helped him out, that's cool.

[crazypen182]

how he sais "im in california" haha idk i think its funny lol

[greendayrules15]

what an idiot, that guy needs to TALK to chris is he's so upset. he's not much christian himself, faggot

[davidson2354]

america is so fucking retarded in terms of religion, i mean look at that guy.... what a fucking dumbass... chris rocks

[gelazso]

Wissen statt Glaube!!

Die Glaube führt nur zum Gewald weltweit!

[L32nON]

fuk off u german cunt

[gelazso]

I´m not German :-)))

[geremdu85]

ouais!!!

[lillhytra]

what name is song?

[hilrome31]

the girls helped satan!:))

[musicboy123456]

whats the song

[fatty1818]

Hitting someone...

VEEERRRY CHRISTIAN....

[ProductionsAdonikam]

plain clothes deserves a slap , probably a survivor of SRA

[TheWWFANATION]

id be mad but i would attack him what a fag

wheres vallely when you need him?

[spencerdugas69]

u kno chris could have easily kisk that doods ass

[stormrider44]

wtf is wrong with those 2 guys punching him? Retards.

[morrowray1]

0:55 - 1:30. Ignorant, bashing christian I suppose?

[piggybankvillan]

I love how people make logical conclusions about the video when it's Jackass. Come on, it's made for being down right hilarious.

[xxxlautjuhxxx]

Psychooo XD

[Bloddyhuntard]

Lol, shit me hard

[black1888tm]

gee, he's.....kinda weird :eek:. satan kicked his ass, hell yea \m/

[DonCorleoneSPB]

Pontius super! :D cris win ))))

man is shit and clown.

[MaikUniversum]

LOOOL "that's not christian"  :D

[Boyman331]

what song is that

[MaikUniversum]

Joan Osborne - What If God Was One Of Us. Religious crappy text, but nice song.

[robee63]

lol

[ClevelandBrowns99]

haha i love how the guy comes outta nowhere and like immediately punches him in the face haha.

[DauntProductions]

i like how that was half the whole video

[alecintours]

That's not christian!

LMAO!

Got it in one, but if you're too stupid to put up a decent argument you resort to force.

[GrundulNugget]

ya kick his ass pontius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Definition49]

that one is a cocksucker...c'mon Chris....Kill him!!!

[bleachrazz]

go girl beating the fucking faget attacking chris

[BigStranger123]

haha Americans are so dumb...

the man behaves just like the

fanatic muslims in Afghanistan do,

but Americans are too silly to realize that!

[Meraginjr]

Oh, so hitting someone can easily be considered to be on the same level of suicide bombing and torture?

Kai.

[TheKoRnSyrup]

lol you gotta be kiddin me

[Suntearock]

At first, I was a little bit angry about the thing that Pontius could knock the hell out of this maniac. But it's jackass - the rule is you have to put up beats. Remember that he fought against Umanga with Steve-O. (not really, but in comparison...)Pontius is a bulk.

[rockyhard1]

Anybody who doesn't get this joke is pathetic. really, how is this shit NOT funny?

[cronology]

Christians = Douchebags

[MartinusPrime]

Hah hah. I don't remember seeing them fighting like that. Must've been cut from when it was shown in the UK.

[1een2twee]

same here in Holland.

[trollylollyla]

you guys just need to take a joke

[RebelliousPunk77]

What a great christian who assualted him! Makes christians look bad. That guy who assaulted chris is pathetic.

[F3R3D4Y]

looks like god won this one haha. chris pontius is a legend!

[elikveliev]

I know a litl bit about the christians, so, viewing this video, i become very sure about the religion is for a little bit of persons and not 4 everybody - they become psychos without any tolerancy to the others

[Meraginjr]

Oh, shut up. 'Cause you watched some video... HA.

[elikveliev]

Not because I saw smth in the internet, amigo, but because the only one opinion the cristians can tolerate - is their own opinion. And if someone has another one - this fact doesn't live them stay quiet.

[rockyhard1]

I LOVE how that black chick was totally wailing on that retarded conservative know-it-all Christian..

[Meraginjr]

How would you know he was a conservative know-it-all?

Or even a Christian, for that matter?

I'm fairly sure an Atheist could also be disturbed by someone protesting the allowance of Satan on the streets. Don't you think? ;)

[rockyhard1]

Well, Atheist are anti-god mor than satan, although they DO believe the bible is bullshit in its entirety, so that could be true. Just most Christians I kow would do this, and then turn behind God's back and snort some coke. (trust me, if friggin happens, man) Good point, though!

[TheUlalume]

There is a significant difference between being "disturbed" by someone dressed like Satan and attempting to beat the shit out of a person (dressed like Satan). I am sure some atheists would also be bothered, but not to the extent of actually caring. Hell, most people who aren't religious tend to see Satan as a sort of symbol for other things (good and bad).

I'd say it is a good guess that the dude who beat him is, inevitably, a conservative Christian. That, or drunk (which is highly possible)

[BigStranger123]

they are intolerant just like the fanatic muslims in Irak, Afghanistan, Pakistan...

[Rei6gnIn6Bloo6d]

What do you man "Only if its in wow"??

[brownbeararis]

he thinks beating up somebody dressed as satan pleases this so called god

[UnderWearNinjas]

yhaha yash true

[kweezy12]

HAHA that had me rollin'

[Marioag20]

That guy needs to quit trying to be a hero and picking fights over "god". What a putz, hahaha. Fuck that idiot.

[Rei6gnIn6Bloo6d]

Oh alright then I'm sorry dude. Hey wanna join me in a campain to pursue these over religious christians and beat them to submission?

[Rei6gnIn6Bloo6d]

I bet youre one of those psycho religious persons as well right?

Maybe you'll be the next person to bust ou with some shit like this guy. And you won't be so lucky, for the guy dressed as satan will be me. And I won't bitch out if you do something stupid like swing at me.

[black4pienus]

nice of those girls to help him!

[Rei6gnIn6Bloo6d]

Oh If I was the guy dressed as the almighty Satan I would've savored that ass whoopin'. I would've beat that guy's ass so badly he would consider changing religions, or even become atheist altogether. Fucking asshole just swings at him just because he's dressed that way. WHAT A BITCH!!

That's religion for you.

[ForMotherRussia135]

satin win!!!  crusader fail

[BigDaddyJohnson]

Lol. When that guy got pissed off and start attacking him hahahahaha

[Salsien]

if i was there i would have beat the shit out of that xtian. the moment he laid a finger on the guy in the red suit was the moment people should have assisted him...the only person who had any courage at all was that hot, black bitch...fuck all the white trash that didn't help the guy

[Unchapped]

You mean the girl who merely hit him on the back? Oh yeah a regular saint.

[Isaac1st]

lol hot? One of them had a lazy eye

[sohc287]

DAAAAMN, that black girl was fucking that cracker up!

[fr3d420]

dress up like a devil = piss people off? ill take two devil suits please.

[repomonkey]

That's the Christian way - if it opposes your view beat the living shit out of it or kill it - it's what their god would want

[ForMotherRussia135]

I know fucking christains totally agree!!

[perfectionbox]

Yep, good old land of the free there...

[CanWire]

religious people suck sometimes

[Abestar123]

Sometimes? lol

[clashdo]

SOMETIMES?

[Meraginjr]

Yes, sometimes, asshole.

Want an absolutely horrid Atheist?

HITLER, YOU MORON.

[clashdo]

Shut the fuck up you religious nutjob, go the fuck back to your runescape you 14yr old prick.

[Meraginjr]

Religous nutjob? At least I can admit that some "Christians" are fucking psychotic. Not everyone's like that, dipshit.

[1een2twee]

yes everyone IS like that because they believe in myths and beat other people for it.

[aaronz101]

Actually, in Hitler's own book 'Mein Kampf', he frequently made references to biblical figures and other such religious themes.

Hitler was a notorious liar in person, so although he may not have stated any religious tendencies verbally, doesn't make it so.

[Meraginjr]

Just because you quote the bible doesn't mean you're a Christian, bud.

[aaronz101]

A assumed I made the implication clear, but perhaps not so; Adolf did so in a way that would make him seem like a devote faithful man. He didn't just refer to the bible as someone would refer to a dictionary, he wrote as if he truly believed in those biblical elements.

[Meraginjr]

Now /I'll/ try to be clear. Quoting the bible in a specific context does not mean you're a Christian.

[aaronz101]

Again, I'll take things down a notch; 'He explicitly expressed belief several Christian themes'.

[BigStranger123]

Haha :))

funny dumb christian,

reams of people were killed in the "holy name of God"

Do you realy believe in a talking snake? *lol*

[Meraginjr]

What the fuck are you talking about?

Does your comment relate even a bit to mine? 0.0

Do you really believe in dust exploding to create the world? *lol*

Moron. Calling me dumb? I can spelllll. :D

[sgm2005]

Our christian friend seemed to be only doing what was expected of him: beating down the blasphemous and ungodly.

My theology is week and perhaps a stoning was in order.

[hokasu]

weak even

[Siderman1]

What was weak... was your english.

[Realjhad]

sometimes?

[cwtrain]

"That's not Christian."

[funkaliciousz]

god looks like a crazy methed out scrub

[RedStarr2121]

love how the black girl jumps in to save satan. she just wanted to beat some white ass. lol

[PathogensQuest]

She can call me. I'd let her beat my white ass. :D

[skrapinov]

Devil kickin some ass

[JPOnion]

Christian love...

[NBegovich]

Don't fuck with Christians: they will love the shit out of you.

[renegade1622]

lawl i reckon chris pontius is the best member of jackass XD

[29294265]

some cristians are really crazy for the religion. pontius must be beat his ass for being an asshole!

[0NEVERHIDE0]

it just makes me laugh about how the random guy starts freaking out and punching him in the face without a good reason and "satan" just stands there as calm as he can be "i am a nice man, sir" "thank you sir"

X'D

and then everyone helps "satan"

[sameoldmike]

no way, that girl was beating satan too

[truduri]

haha! ive watched this in tv last night, and i was thinking like; DAMN I HAVE TO SEE WHAT PPL SAY ABOUT THAT CRAZY GUY, hahaha

[badderjockbong12]

anoynomous u have a gay name

[Anonymous06101994]

Not a very christian thing to do is it? ... tut tut to that dick that attacked him :(

[trfc8]

alanis morissete

[Equx89]

amg i hate that guy who attacks chris , stupid ass cant take a joke lol ;o

and why he gets so angry cause hes a devil, i mean does he attack every goth kid to then or something ? xD chris really should beat him up for real and not just "hold him"

[Haistapaska01]

LOL!!!

[Hyp3rVen0m]

song is What If God Was One Of Us

[droidecka]

jesus vs satan?

[lilpitg]

whats the name of the song i like it

[Zetsuki]

What is god was one of us. Don't remember the name of ther singer though.

[Isaac1st]

i think it's What if God was one of us

[Renegade466isback]

"Psycho!"

[sexyblondeangel88]

hahahaha the ladies helped chris ^^ awesome!

[GiveMeDaBeer]

i laugh EVERY time

[wfrbasketball52]

that dude was right standing up for god but he must not be christian if he started fighting with him.

[georgito619]

he was probably some redneck that takes God too seriously

crazy guy = god freak

[PurpleStain6]

Chris Pontius rules! That raving idiot thought he could take on an awesome person like Chris! lol xxx

[stefanseusan]

lol the beginning is awsome.. ''Hi, I'm Satan..''

[sarahaudrey03]

Every real Christian knows that you pray for your enemies, not beat them up.

[Meraginjr]

Exactly. So Atheists, stop being such stereotyping bigots and move on.

Not every Christian would do this.

[EazyMutaphukinE]

lmao thats not christian

[Meraginjr]

*high fives*

[decay789]

DUDE. at the most. break the sign. or something. but to go all bezerk.. dumb

[specialk121212]

who the hell was that??? He got his ass kicked!!!!!!!

[lornloxor]

Just what Jesus would do, yup.

[marinez79]

wow that crazy dude was retarded

[thereaper21112]

haha pontius got his fuckin ass kicked.

[PurpleStain6]

na ah! the other dude did! lol

[somlax94]

PONTIOUS OWNED! HAHAHA

[zild3r]

song! One of Us - Jean Osbourne