Dark Messiah - Bad End

[Aska2468]

Hey wait there was objective done and after that there was Leanna hates you so will it load you to the place after you kicked her?

[Sauron018]

Happy? Yes. Bad? No. Well done. Pity i didnt do it myself.

I rescue her from spiders for experience points. :P

[Subscriber9192]

OMG I ROFL'D SO HARD XD

[KnucklesPiotrek]

@Subscriber9192

XD

[TheInterfectriX]

WAAAAA.....FUCK YEAH!!

[jrEfalonjr]

did anyone kill xana ? :D

i only went in this big saktum to hear her horny screaming XD

-but i would never ever kill such a damn hot "wonderwoman" like xana :P

blondie always dies XD

[Sebexable]

haha NICE !! haha

[DamienYourLord]

This.. is.. STOOONEHELM! to funneh lol

[madafaka417]

lol big KICK hehe 10/10

[ThePivotMaster4500]

LOL

THIS IS SPARTA!!

[wowi132]

i would kill her too

[ulfenstyle]

they just have to extend the single player a bit!

i wish they continued with the game... it was so awesome :(

[MrArchimond]

why do you call it- the bad end ? i would kill this bitch too

[KnucklesPiotrek]

I was afraid no one would never ask! xD

The real title is: "Happy Bad End".

Happy - I kill this bitch xD

Bad - Because there is "game over" xD

[KnucklesPiotrek]

@MrArchimond

so why didn't you do that when you had a change? XD

[MrArchimond]

@KnucklesPiotrek

i just didnt rescue her from big spider a two missions beforw the epilogue.

i couldnt stand her- noisily freaky bitch running around and asking to save her ass from trouble every time we are in danger

[KnucklesPiotrek]

@MrArchimond

Hehe I rescued her - she has nice legs, and besides... I really liked to kill her in 10k ways xD And after she's dead - I used telekinetic spell and I played with her body...

Lol I kinda feel like a necrophile now, but it was a wonderful feeling back then xD

[ThePivotMaster4500]

@MrArchimond

if i resuce leana i am good

if i don't i am evil right?

[PeterJDeer]

The thing is, it's buggy. She'll behave right sometimes and sometimes not. It was a major pain in the necromancer hive, because sometimes she'll just stop walking and if you leave without her giving you a sendoff it crashes when you make your way back to stonehelm.

Buggy buggy buggy game.

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Well, I agree with that.

[PeterJDeer]

I complained through the whole game all the about a dozen times I played it the whole way through if that says anything about how infuriating but also good this game is.

Most satisfying gameplay IMO is either stealth on hardcore or go naga silksword spec on normal difficulty and just see how many decapitations you can get. You don't even need a shield usually.

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Yep, I know. Besides it is a lot more funny if you have to run and doge like an idiot ^^' The entire joy of this game is in that way of combat :D

[PeterJDeer]

Also kick + stairs = hey look I just beat that boss fight in two seconds

and I love that you can backstab arantir in the boss fight but not when you're getting the shantiri crystal

that'd make for a short game, huh

[jemoederheefteen]

Meh at my DM (pc version) it ends with a cutscene if I either put it on the altar or don't, when I walk up, the bitch won't follow me :/

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Did you try to talk to her? You know - sometimes you need to say her to follow you.

[jemoederheefteen]

@KnucklesPiotrek

Actually not a bad idea, she needs you for nearly everything :P.

[KnucklesPiotrek]

That's why I hate her so much xD

[khmerboi253]

how did you get her to follow you up there?

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Yyy nothing? She just followed me.

[khmerboi253]

she doesn't come out lol.

[theothercrackb0ne]

song name at 0:17 please

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Jock Jams - Chumbawumba - I Get Knocked Down

[NooBkiLler400]

lol

[Napolionachtig]

This is STONEHELMMM!

[PeterJDeer]

I thought the final boss was really anticlimactic

"Oh hey, a third Pao Ki. Oh wait, that was the final boss? You sure you don't want to throw in another cyclops at the end?"

And I found it all the funny that Arantir's all "Yeah well I need an ally after all you have 'her'" even when you have Leanna, who is about as useless as a bucket of warm spit. Yeah, it's only fair play that if I get this useless sidekick you get five hundred zombies, vampires, a bunch of liches, and some dragons. Riiight.

[jemoederheefteen]

@PeterJDeer

She does heal you tho, much more use then Xana is if you ask me :P

But I agree, give him 1 headshot, kill the Pao Kai a couple times and that's all, I indeed would like 5 undead cyclopses too :D

[Feewtq]

LOOOOL

[Buffon187]

:-D very funny :-D

[nxul]

This is SPARTAAAA

[haymor1234]

hahahaahah fail

[CJ1209]

in the spider pit i didnt save leanna i killed the giant spider and then i finished the game with xana if you done save leanna she becomes a lich and you shal fight her at the entrance to the necropolis i enjoyed to kill her in demon form XD

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Yeah I know :D I don't know why, but she's really pissing me off - all I like in her are her legs ^^'

[titanquest15]

: ( i like Leanna better than Xana... but whatever XD still funny

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Well I like more Xana xD

But thanks anyway ^^'

[titanquest15]

i knew... or else you wont not kick her down a hole. xD so i kinda knew that

[KnucklesPiotrek]

hehe :D

Maybe I'll upload here other video - something like 100 ways of killing Leanna xD

Because you can kill only her in more ways than Xana :/

[titanquest15]

lolz o.o just lolz

[KnucklesPiotrek]

hehe :D

[Billoman03]

Lawl. Very funny 5/5

[leongradoazz]

EPIC

[nickhtml14]

wats the song called

[KnucklesPiotrek]

The first one is from Knights of the Old Republic and the second is: Jock Jams - Chumbawumba - I Get Knocked Down

[bloodshed400]

SPARTA !

[lipskamafia]

what happend at the end why u got some kind of message?

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Well game over :P

It looks like father of Sareth doesn't like beautiful young women :P

[lipskamafia]

its supposed to be happy end why gameover

[KnucklesPiotrek]

None said it would be "happy end". I said this is "happy bad end" - and "happy" is here as a sarcasm ;]

[lipskamafia]

ok dont be angry

normaly in all games end is happy ^^

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Hey I'm not angry ^^' I'm never angry! GRAAAH! xD

Yeah "happy end"... This is why I like bad ends - fall in darkness and the world end :P It's much more better hehe.

Apple I hate wheal... It's just so disgusting :P

[epicl00ter]

this is SPARTA!!

[Linolleum]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[dfps1337]

hahahahah xD

[krasnup]

xD lol

[Returnevilsoul]

Why must u kick her in the pit of death? LMFAO

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Why? Because I AM EVIL! Have I asserted myself clear? :P

[lolaladdin]

woow scary guy

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Lol thanks dude xD

[werewolfsrevenge]

Lol, and she has been a bitch through the whole game! She deserved it! :D

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Yeah I agree! Xana is much more better ;)

[XxDaLeRxX]

lol this is sparta XD loved it

[Killer1962GER]

LAGGY!

[eggrollman24]

hahahahha funny

[mysoulsdead666]

lol

[TheDivinGod]

xD

whats the song ??

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Jock Jams - Chumbawumba - I Get Knocked Down

[Zirsquishy]

THIS IS SPARTA!

[DawkinsL33T]

im an Oblivion Player and i loved the game....until i watched Videos on This game...now Oblivion just sucks and im gona get Dark Messiah!!!

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Good choice ;)

[trentsmumma]

I liked oblivion too, but the melee combat just dissapointed me.

[rOoNy911]

THIS IS SPARTAAAA

[jarheadts]

oblivion is better

[annjar69]

oblivion got many things that dark messiah doesn't got, but Dark messiah has a way better fighting system than oblvion

[DaredeviIGR]

axaxaxaxaxaxaa

[ffxamine]

LOL

[dudeyousuckreally]

LOL! THIS IS DARK MESSIAH!

[sigge951]

lawl i was a devil and i had to kill that girl

[WOWOMANEN]

hehe thats whas funny!:)

[flambeedy]

rofl lmao

[Bacardibottle]

good jobw ^^

[annadomini2008]

LOL! Very! =)

[DaProtagonist]

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!

lol

[ashthegreat]

EXACTLY! THE PIT OF DEATH!

[Kaimalice]

ROTFLMAO Fing brillant

[hiufung]

this is sparta , that why u should add when u kick her in

[KnucklesPiotrek]

lol that would be awesome xD

[TheRipp3RPD]

Rofl that was great.

[Thomson6693]

lol nicexD whats the music??

[KnucklesPiotrek]

The first one is from Knights of the Old Republic and the second is: Jock Jams - Chumbawumba - I Get Knocked Down

[BelowZero16]

LOL !!

[icebear6]

haha great

[LordEmilous]

after I saved her from the spider ( killed her later) I reloaded like 10 times, every time a different way to kill her haha xD

Funny when she runs away from the spider nest and I kick her down and she goes 10 meters or push her under a lift xD

this game rocks!

Altho I couldn't watch movies on my old computer so I didn't see how it ends :(

[theterrorofman]

do u have to kill her???

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Well... If you want you can kill her xD Just like me or you can find much more spectacular method ^^

[theterrorofman]

im thinking of an arrow on the head :)

[KnucklesPiotrek]

hmm not bad, not bad. Several days ago I push her on the thorns many times :D

[theterrorofman]

kewl

[illansolomon7414333]

bad fps :P nice vid though =D

[KnucklesPiotrek]

yep when I did this movie I got GeForce 5200 FX so now it's looks like it's looks ;P

[illansolomon7414333]

lol xD dude that card sux =P i have 8800 gt ^^

[KnucklesPiotrek]

I know - but now I got better.

[illansolomon7414333]

k =P

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Wow that was a long message :D

[illansolomon7414333]

xDDD yea indeed ;) and btw 2 days ago i bought core 2 duo @ 2.66 GHz E6750 =D (thats a longer massage right xP?)

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Sure ^^'

O btw - now your computer must working pretty fast =)

[illansolomon7414333]

you cant imagine how fast it goes man :P Crysis, on Very High defenitions and x4 AA, i have something like 30-55 fps =) which is smooth for crysis ^_^

[KnucklesPiotrek]

O_o damn it! I'm jealous :D

[illansolomon7414333]

=)))) yea it runs so smooth =D and on maximum defenitions in team fortress 2 i have like 250 fps =D

[punisher094]

What are your computers... thingies? Video card, speed, etc.? O_O

[illansolomon7414333]

ermmm... video card: nvidia geforce 8800 gt 512 mb, 2 gb of ram and core 2 duo @ 2.66 Ghz E6750 processor :P... and the Mboard is on 1333 MHz speed... and ermmm the ram memory is 800 MHz ... ^^

[BloodTal0n]

rofl haha!

[1Stalker1]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! boom..

[gachman]

HAHA that's funny! XD

[zion50500]

LOLOOLOLLLLL PWNED BIATCH!!!

[Arialito]

Hehe, dobre zakończenie.

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Dzięki, ale chyba napis "Owned" bardziej by tam pasował :p

[lucas1601]

xDDDDDDDD

[AzATheUM]

You made this video hysterical funny!!

[Marino111]

haha i love it

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Thanks =)

[KnucklesPiotrek]

Hmmm maybe I should say on the end "owned" than "wtf?"

[jeosaispefipsfe]

*cough cough* owned! lol

[punisher094]

XD LMAO! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! Kicked her down, and lost in the same time "Objective complete" LMAO! HAHAHAHAHA!

[KnucklesPiotrek]

I know =)

[bozukid]

._. you rock.

[KnucklesPiotrek]

lol dunno / Maybe I got then whim? ^^

[MedicRoe]

FUCKING OWNED!

[rosshildick]

why say "wtf?" I don't get why its confusing. you just kicked her down. YOU did it - why arer you confused enough to say "wtf?"? *Idiot warning*

[KnucklesPiotrek]

hehe alternative end :D

[kankraza]

lol dude