Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet'

[SobingDeath]

i know its satire still mqkes me sick when i watch this

[ohayguise]

wow, the acting in this almost has you believing it's like a serious show. scary lol

[SuperWarking]

Eating is a waste of time, for sissies, and folks who work at the Dollar Tree

[GimmeMoreThanMyself]

she is so haaappy xDDDD

[viviane5572]

Is this show purposely a way to show stupidity is annoying?

[christianseatbabies]

@viviane5572 yes

[Michylikespie]

How to make your baby look younger

the sad part is that some people would actually watch that not as a joke

[fongwongchew]

This is the best satire I've ever seen. Bar none.

[calla0lilly0jade]

Is this a joke?

[Thepillerofautom10]

@calla0lilly0jade Yes

[Krosbryd]

I bought her book when it came out. Didn't help at ALL! And it tasted HORRIBLE!

[AdmiralBetas]

1:34 Who was planning on eating a bowling ball before finding out about this book?....

[ronaldcorreatv]

Talk about FAST food!

[jwhittle91]

fat bitch

[thenicore]

3:10 IS JUST SO CREEPY

[viviane5572]

@thenicore 3:14 lol

[Polyphem999]

i can't look at her....

[LoganBlackP]

I hope they got that woman help after doing this episode... seriously she's a fucking twig

[h0rnd0917]

I'm a nymphomaniac with pica; I saved $500 on my food/furniture/prophylactic (all the same expenses monthly) with "don't eat the desk"

[kellymarieapplebee]

hahahahahaha this is hilarious

[mysteryvideos101]

People these are fake!!!!!! :D

[emiilyfights]

maybe she just has an illness with her digestive system or something that causes her a problem with her weight but otherwise she's fine. there's more reasons people are very thin than eating disorders!

[ForrestEvans420]

"Ive Gone home and looked at a pillow and had to have it" ahhahahah

[1RadicalOne]

I am left with the question of HOW they got someone to look like that, so thin she falls in the uncanny valley. I rather doubt there are enough who are "naturally" like that that the Onion would be able to find one willing to do this.

[TheYouwontgetit]

that bitch is fucking skinny...

[nerdycub]

Just how did they get her to look like that.

Oh god I'm lolling so hard. i wouldn't put it past the Onion if they actually got an anorexic to go on stage and make an ass of themselves.

[Theluckyemperor]

3:04 "I know I'm still fat " ahah

[lifesnova]

This is the funniest video yet!

I laughed so hard when she said she was consuming "post it notes" and "wash cloths"

[gimendel]

66 hours of no food, i'm proud *-*

[alBoorack]

Wait...can that actually work.

Can you stop eating for like three days and then go back to normal

[LuniaVideo]

@alBoorack wut

[WolfJ3ane]

@alBoorack not really

[gamerunknown]

@alBoorack

Your body enters starvation mode and stores much more fat when you do go back to eating. Not to mention internal organs start breaking down for nutrients afaik. One method of weight loss is actually eating 6 small meals a day and exercising because your body wont store as much fat.

[shrednum39]

i think the diet concept goona make me freak out.... i am gonna throw up

[SexyFish660]

I think i just died a little on the inside.

[norazuwa84]

Oh hello! Have you considered cleverous 402 diet (search on google)? Ive heard some unbelivable things about it and my buddy lost a ton of weight with it.

[prasadisfat]

These actors are much better than the celebs that everyone knows

[vulnerabledonkey]

The two actors who play the hosts must feel like such assholes when they're filming these.

[Theriot6592]

I don't get it. Do anorexic people really eat office supplies and household items?

[ilovedavidtennantDW]

@Theriot6592 oh dear, please tell me your an 11 year old who lied about their age to get a youtube account... of course anorexics dont! Go do some research or something, or stop watching the onion until youve got a good background of knowledge on which to base your comments

[53drewser]

@Theriot6592

No, they just write dumb comments on video clips that they don't realize are fake.....

[SuperMaggie1001]

I love the Onion clips but this one went a little to far.  That woman is very sick!

[SolarPhoenix61]

1:58 I LOL so hard from all the Did you know?

[terrorrname]

I TRIED THIS

before :D=<

:D--<

[WaendchenWand]

i don't know why, but i always look through the comments for a person that thinks this is real just so that i can tell them this is fake...

[gingerrmo]

oh now this is just completely tasteless! buh-dum chhh!

get it? XD

[abdurrahmanR]

@gingerrmo i see what you did there.

[sharks445]

that lady makes the news person look fat

[Jamanarung]

Good one! Lack of moderation by both weight phobics and vegans generally leads to a 360 from I don't eat meat to I don't drink milk, leading to I don't eat seeds and ending up with a KFC bucket! Which is better than the other possibility.

[chancy319]

Wasn't as funny as I had hoped.

[loloynage]

I didn't know skeletons could talk...

[LastTaboo]

This is definitely a top-ten for The Onion. Perfect.

[ahitlerchannel]

LMAO!! XD

[MrImprove123]

How to Lose Weight Fast - REAL 100% PROGRAM!

[CreativeGuyKyle]

LOL at the end 'How to make your baby look younger' LMAO

[ghurter]

they should have done like a "after appearing on this show, she reached her goal weight" and had a picture of a skeleton pop up hhahaha

[93Rockgurl]

@cbnano12 ROTFL

[xkillerjack]

Every stupid things you put in your goddamn mouth you know what is

That what she said

[furiousajp]

I hope that one day, I can look like a mic stand.

[lovelee182]

i saw the brocade,...it had to be inside me

[emmakinzy1991]

this is so messed up in so many levels. i know its a joke the end made me laugh tho. i'm just so happy so happy. geez.

[geebeanz]

HAHAHA...the end "How To Make Your Baby Look Younger" HAHAH, that make me crack up! its so stupid that its funny!

[ZomGKiwI]

HOW the hell dose she have the strength to even type a book!!

[dcolby5]

I just realized that there is more wit and entertainment value in about 30 seconds of any of these videos than there is in an entire season of "Saturday Night Live." Perhaps "SNL" should take note.

[stylezofom]

@dcolby5 very true

[myquill23]

@dcolby5

SNL is much too concerned with socially controlling a dumbed down population, to even consider making real humor and wit.

[SEPAET]

@dcolby5 it has sucked since the mid 90s

[HarunDanyal]

I couldn't bear to watch this.

[TheKewlioShack]

how da fuck did they pull this off? 

[eedobee]

No this isn't funny, it isn't even tragically comic. It's not even presented as dark humor with any intention of raising awareness. It is just a hallow mockery.

[burningsponge]

@eedobee learn to laugh once in a while geez!

[BLNallstarlady]

Wtf

[Blacckkfire]

anorexic..

[adkgirlsince01]

Yeah thats why u shouldn't eat the wire ...

[sxv32idf]

This character needs to watch scooby1961's channel so she can learn such a diet in not helping her!

[crapzo]

IM JUST SO HAPPY! OH BOY IM HAPPY!!

[maxiemanrocks321321]

Fail

[KingOfStaples]

How are people buying into this stuff?! I wonder if anyone bought that book.



[TheAmericanWaySeries]

@KingOfStaples Did you see who created this? The Onion. They began as a satirical newspaper out of Racine, Wisconsin. This is a satire of all the fad diets promoted on these morning talk shows. There is no book. Not sure where they found the skinny actress, but she's a riot! Great skit!

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[missohara84]

OMG, this woman is anorexic and they tell her she looks great! 

[Rebearaniva]

@missohara84 Well its the onion... so not an actual news channel duh

[HitlerSongs]

Holy shit this is fucking messed up but hilarious as always.

[xkariiinax]

wtf is wrong with her

[MasterDragon130]

Wow. That lady is so fat. What is she, 40lbs? Fatass.

[bigjknfan]

OMG!!!! This is soooo funny, but you can't really gain weight by eating objects can you?

[ani451]

@bigjknfan lol,yes you can gain weight by eating nonfood objects. that would be the least of your worries though.

[ani451]

@bigjknfan but i dont mean u will actually get fat from it.. i doubt anyone would be that commited.

[l8trg8tr267]

Ugh....always cheating on the pillows and telephone chords....

[Vivalacoste]

I lolled at the Still ahead this hour.. xD Who the hell would wanna make their babies look younger? xD

[Siukonginhongkong]

Is it real this time? I mean Because the lady really is skinny. And is she actually happy with her body? If she is, then it's not funny because it's an illness. If she is not, then why would she agree to act? Is this a mocking on herself or what?

[OrmondTheMagnificent]

2:19 "I saw the brocade. It had to be inside me." LMMAO!!!!!

[MsBonnie1111]

I kept saying to myself "This is not funny" and was still laughing all the time. The Onion - what are you doing to my brain?

[ca1cifer]

How the hell did they find an actress for this?!

[KylesNuclearFilms]

soooooooo FAT!!!

[Ebzoni]

so funny lolol

[05swanbe]

Dear anorexics

I know it's a difficult concept, but when you feel like you may die,

EAT SOMETHING.

[2Foxxy4U]

Iunno. This was one of the few Onion reports i couldn't laugh at. I don't think it says anything about them in particular - I wasn't OFFENDED or anything, but... Jeez, it was was too sad of an issue.

[TheLawwwdz]

she is quite clearly overweight...

[blizard0717]

How the hell did the Onion pulled this off?? I mean that lady must either have a desease or she actually is anorexic. Someone with any of those would never agree to do such kind of mocking to anorexics.

How did you pulled this one off The Onion? I'm impressed!! *Applauds with a tear in his eye*

[EltonvonCthulhu]

@blizard0717 Maybe the woman is a complex animatronic puppet or something.

[blizard0717]

@EltonvonCthulhu Or an australian fish perhaps

[GAKRAC]

@blizard0717 shes probably naturally skinny. theres a kid at school thats as skinny as her. hes 6ft5 136 pounds and hes not anorexic and not unhealthy

[brwneydgirl70]

@blizard0717 shes probably a recovering annorexic showing how rediculous anorexia is forsome people

[gamerunknown]

@brwneydgirl70

Or it was photoshopped

[brwneydgirl70]

@gamerunknown no one can photoshop like this. Plus its a videoso it wouldnt be photoshoped but I know what you mean.

[TheBrianhj]

@blizard0717 maybe the lady just has a good sense of humor.

[faze4860]

@blizard0717 moniez duh lol

[klyspeez]

@blizard0717 OR the lady is aware of her image and by using humour is trying to prevent more ppl from doing the same ...

[klyspeez]

@blizard0717 OR the lady is aware of her image and by using humour is trying to prevent more ppl from doing the same ...

[ManSmokingACigarette]

@blizard0717

That's a bald statement.

I think there is a lot of sick people who would agree to participate in something like this.

Not every sick person is depressed and angry at the world.

[dbfan2scfan]

@blizard0717

They probably just put an ad up looking for an actress that was skinny as shit. lol

[Xtrordiinary]

@blizard0717 This is true... I don't like that they are taking advantage of this..

[josephschwenker]

@blizard0717 They're not mocking anorexics, they're mocking our weight-loss obsessed society, and especially the media that props it up.

[sharks445]

@josephschwenker that is 100% true. The Onion mocks the normal things in society and makes fun of them 

[jdems345]

I know this "news" station is fake but dear god I hope the lady is somehow editted using special effects or something

[MrKaelWilliams]

eeeeeewwwwwwww

[1ethiopialove]

She said I am still fat

[Prankmonkey]

i can see where shes comeing from i used to be fat. can you dicks stop takeing the piss out of her

[Maisy2499]

@Prankmonkey this is fake.... o.o

[slayman123]

My dog was obese when he ate my homework.

[geppegep]

hahahaha omg i didnt realise this was the onion(fake) untill the end :P

[thisguyismatt1337]

190 people ate the dish cloth instead of the tissues

[Funbunny1234vid]

I knew it was fake as soon as she started talking about eating post it notes... Gosh I am a idiot

[marine5546]

She could try a little harder. I'm a level 7 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

[TheMostDefinately]

@marine5546 Yeah? Well I'm a level 9 vegan with 13 charisma. Whadda ya say to that Mr. Bigshot?

[Spanky989]

@marine5546 almost as funny as when the simpsons made that joke

[TheVainviktor]

@marine5546 Um, hello? No shadows, that's kids' stuff. I'm a level 8.3274 vegan; I don't eat anything made of atoms or waves.

[cpufightclub]

@marine5546 hahahhaha "anything that casts a shadow." omg.

[eedobee]

@marine5546 what?

[Patthenyo]

@marine5546 Stand in the shadow behind your house! There you go, EAT AS MUCH YOU WANT!

[Orion8888888]

@marine5546 That's why you always have your meals in the dark?

[DoctorDeezNuts]

@marine5546 lmao air >..>

[incubus5000]

@marine5546 you ripped that off from the simpsons

[marine5546]

@incubus5000 i just couldn't resist

[dandaman62]

@marine5546 simpsons quote win!

[stuijn1]

@marine5546 Level 7!? Whats the highest lvl???

[yuo252]

@stuijn1 Level 10 were you won't eat anything. You can imagine you eating food.

[seasquirtle]

@marine5546 yay scott pilgrim!

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

@marine5546 Yaayyy I get a reference.

[WeEatBrainz]

@marine5546 Would you eat an invisible burger? Or a cow wearing an invisibility cloak?

[HDvideosaregood]

She really does look fabulous.

[geniusjas87]

can't. stop. watching. onion. videos.

[tasheenalea]

That lady looks disgusting. I struggled 4 years with anorexia, this really isn't funny. These people are just stupid.

[johnkoford]

@tasheenalea fat ass

[jvolk665]

@tasheenalea Learn to take a joke, fatty

[QueenAnime99]

@tasheenalea One, this is satire. Two, we don't know if this actress is or was actually anorexic. Three, sorry you struggled with anorexia and I am glad you are better now, but please don't take stuff personally.

[kadoom101]

I just had to have it in me!

[omanih]

I looked because i thought it a strange title. I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST WATCHED!!!! W.T.F. ARE THESE PEOPLE ALL ABOUT. ALL OF THEM. THE WOMAN IS OBVIOUSLY ILL, MIND AND BODY.

[Jelloxox]

hermm..I wonder why she is so tiny.

[killflow202]

2:13 I got home look at a pillow...i have to have it, i have to eat it xD

[JassieXD]

Is this a real news thing?! It is so dumb

[lusteraliaszero]

@JassieXD naw, it's not.

one must wonder how they got that skinny ass woman onboard.

[TaiMaiShews]

This lady must have had to starve herself just for the role

[xXJeReMiAhXx99]

@TaiMaiShews haha yeah i bet it's probably pretty hard to do that safely right after playing the role she must have eaten a shit load haha

[Maphisto86]

@TaiMaiShews

Yeah. After watching "The Onion" news network for awhile I didn't think I would be shocked anymore but looking at her I gotta say, either she is devoted to her craft. Or she needs medical help!

[jaden123kat]

WTF aha I saw u lookin at the phone don't worry go ahead and eat it ahah

[jeppe2299]

holy crap she is creepy looking

[RuneChuck]

Can I eat my computer?

[MuytPloki]

My happiness Asian Beauties  **lushfmlk.info**

[lovelypill]

Oh my goodness google "helena gomez". This actress died in her apartment last night. I am shocked, they should remove the video.

[Shoopboi]

@lovelypill She is dead

Not big suprise

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@lovelypill lulz

[lovelypill]

@ericsyutubeaccount i believe there is an underlying beauty in anorexia. the idea of controlling what i eat gives me the feeling of self control, by controlling my calorie intake I am taking control of my life.

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@lovelypill hahaha that was a joke right?

[learber]

People stop ruining the fun and telling people ithis is fake

[TiniMoviProduction]

i just saw that pillow and i HAD TO HAVE IT!! It HAD to be inside of me!

[thejoebuck86]

No, this can't be real. She said goddamn on tv.