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  • @micometer

    I just got Stork Theory :D. That's a clever one.

  • I want to be one of those 10 year old girls. "Sir, why does the bible say it would be a disgrace for me, as a woman, to speak in church?"

  • Man, how I wish I were there pointing out those guys' lies and telling the kids the true facts about evolution. Of course, I'd probably end up getting kicked out of the museum for it...

  • @LatiasDita

    No, That's a real museum. THEY'RE the ones who's presence is barely tollerated. You'd be doing exactly what the point of the entire museum is.

    You WOULD get kicked out of the Creation Museum, though.

  • @dechha1981 Oh, I know it's a real mueseum. I mean I'd get kicked out because I'd likely start calling those men liars and idiots, and they'd get me thrown out for insulting them :P

  • i think it should be mandatory to watch the "how the universe works" series on discovery channel in ALL schools.

  • I am totally for teaching int. design in schools... so long as we also teach stork theory rather than reproduction, magic instead of physics, astrology instead of astronomy, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

  • Amazing! You can actually see the brain-washing taking place at 3:58. The poor kids don't have a clue what he's talking about or what answer he is expecting. They are desperately looking for clues in his body-language and that of their peers. No wonder they end up saying "No" while they nod their heads!

    It reminds me of the way stage animals are taught to perform counting tricks.

  • People don't "believe in evolution"; science is not a matter of belief. It's fact. It's a matter of accepting it, not believing it! 

  • @dechha1981, why do we have similar usernames? I'm dechav1, are we brothers?! :'D brother...

  • I feel sorry for those kids. I mean, my parents are also Christian fucks, but not AS Christian fucks as those deluded, science denying assholes.

  • This is shameful. Creationists have the audacity to go into an institute of science and then paint it with slander. How would they like it if atheists went to church and vocally refuted each and every statement the pastor said? The beauty of being a creationist is that one can always be the aggressor, not the victim. You never have to apologize for bad behavior or for being wrong.

  • so where are these mountains of evidence, evolutionist always say that, but never show any real evidence, it's like a little childs game.

  • @whittle4u GO TO A MUSEUM you fickwhit. Or pay attention in school. Or do some fucking research. Or look at the georraphic distribution of animasl. Or, hell, study selective breeding.

    You remind me of the Theists in this video, who move on from the bones to the statues and then complain that they're looking at artwork not scientific evidence.

  • @dechha1981 I guess if it's in a museum, then it must be true, right? You would make a great slave.

  • @whittle4u

    You... you would seriously rather argue with me than do what I told you to do, wouldn't you? You're actually so ignorant and anti-intelectual that you would rather get into a flame War than actually seek information. AND you're projecting your narrow-minded pig-headed I-better-not-think-about-anyth­ing-incase-god-punishes-me-for­-it way of thinking (or "Faith") onto us.

    DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH. You asked a quesation. I answered it. FUCKING LOOK AT IT and THINK for once.

  • @dechha1981 Ive seen the info potty mouth. I'm 41 years old, its not like I was born yesterday, I just don't beleive that evolution nonsense. I didn't even say anything about God, or religion. You beleiving in someone elses info is faith. Don't be mad at me because you are gullable enough to beleive that silly crap.

  • @whittle4u

    Oh I'm fucking sorry, is the stupid fucking shithead who fucking projects his own fucking narrow-minded fucking big-headed-fucking fear of being fucking caught by God questioning his own fucking beliefs onto everyone else fucking obsessed with fucking swear words? Why else would it fucking even occur to you that fucking ANYONE would take ANYTHING on fucking "Faith"?

  • @whittle4u

    Ten year olds know more than you. A lot more. Don't be proud of your ignorance, fix it.

  • @whittle4u The only reason you don't see evidence is because you ignore any evidence that is given. Like anything regarding transitory fossils, selective breeding and so forth, you pretend there are holes in the reasoning and logic. I assume, ASSUME that you believe in Creation, that some being designed the world as it is, and as you have no evidence (other than a single book) then you have more creditability than a theory that has a lot of scientific evidence.

  • @Tahlorn Like I said, no evidence. If evolution was true, we would be up to our necks in transitional fossils, but there is not a single one, only drawings. So what if I believe in creation. The burden of proof is on the evolutionist, not me. This isn't a creation/evolutionist debate. I just am simply asking for real evidence for evolution which no one can produce.

  • @whittle4u Like I said, you ignore the facts because it make you feel better, or you are afraid of being wrong. There ARE transitional fossils, what you (and people that say the same thing) want are transitional between the transitional. My dad is 6'6". I am 6'10". Your argument would say this is wrong and there is no evidence, as there is no 6'7", 6'8", and then 6'9" relative between me and my father. give me real proof of creation, outside of the Bible. The burden is on you.

  • @whittle4u 1. What would it take for you to trust evolution? If you set an unreasonable standard, then no one has any reason to take you seriously. That's ignorance, not a deficiency on evolution's part.

    2. Fossils are extremely hard to form. Less than 1 percent of all life CAN be fossilized (not counting creatures in poor environments or body parts too soft for fossilization).

    3. What do you think a transitional form is? I think definition is the problem here.

  • @whittle4u

    "If evolution was true, we would be up to our necks in transitional fossils but there is not a single one"

    - actually, we are up to our necks in them, you claiming we are not, does not make them disappear.

    "So what if I believe in creation"

    Indeed, no one is "sending you to hell" for not accepting the fact or theory of evolution ;)

    "I just am simply asking for real evidence"

    Define "real evidence" clearly and we'll take it from there. (IF you are genuine!!)

    Kr,

  • Well if they believe in evolution, there probably not a republican.

  • @MrKevin624 Most my family is Repub and they, for the most part, believe in evolution. It's the far-right, fundy fucks that don't believe in evolution.

  • J - word??? Uh... "Joke"?

  • And children, what does the 'C' stand for?

    That's right, "Child abuse"!

  • We need to send these creationists in a time machine back 65 million years where they can hang out with all those plant-eating T-Rex's and when that asteroid strikes earth it can rapture them all out.

  • Dogs, Clydesdale, and Bananas were all bred by humans to be the way they are. Peppered Moths are the only ones you've mentioned that were due to natural selection.

  • So, the world would only be approximately 2000 years old.

  • Does this guy realize that many Christians believe in evolution?

  • I'm sure there are real museums the Creationists don't disagree with... like the Metropolitan Museum of Art... no wait, there are artifacts there that are over 6000 years old... never mind.

  • @PhuqueU my comment below

  • @PhuequeU T Rex ate meat. Just wanted to make sure that sunk into your little creationist head ;)

  • Young Earth Creationists, aka Fucking Morons.

  • This is child abuse, why are these clowns allowed to do this in a museum?

  • faith doesnt matter get with rest of us or shut up.

  • Social Services needs to take these children away from the morons that are their parents. It's frightening to see that these poor children are being told to believe this nonsense.

  • Fucking creationists.

    Idiots...

  • Bashir! It's just like Star Trek!

  • It is a shame that all those brilliant minds will never be able to practice science. They are being poisoned by this creation crap.

  • there was no such thing as death? then what happend to the plants then when you ate them? they went trougth you unharmed? i all ways find the creationist idea of death so fucking lame. i guess we atheists have little eastern philosophical idea of death. in wester monotheism death is seen as a kind of monster while in biology and atheism death is natural part of life. i guess this tells lot about creationists.

  • How can you turn a 5 minute Nightline piece in a ten minute shit storm where we can help but loathe your stupid lisp?

  • @alsterthedrummer How can you turn a single Ad Hominem into a three line sentence that gets you blocked for Trolling?

  • @alsterthedrummer

    Because scientists are tired of shit people misrepresenting everything. Not even scientists, but sensible people in general.

  • You need to stop interupting 'cause you are screwing up the video

  • God, these people are fucking stupid. A t-rex ate vegetables lol? The earth is 6000 years old? This is child abuse.

  • They are blasphemers, giving jesus gods credit. look at all those 6000 year old fossils. praise be to jesus er i mean god or the holy spirit er whoever the hell.

  • I slowly seem to understand why it would in fact be better to ban religion.

  • "what is the J-word?" ... jackass popped into my mind xD

  • This is why the Chinese will be eating the USA's lunch soon. They don't have any problem turning out scores of thousands of college graduates every year who understand how the world actually works instead of learning about invisible men who inseminate virgins. Many of those Chinese grads speak English too. Oh, well.

  • My god... poor children... I couldn't bring myself to watch the second and third parts

  • Too bad the kids are being drawn into that ignorance.

  • Creationism:  Because thinking is not an option

  • Hey... don't bash homeschool! I was homeschooled for two years... best two years of education I ever had!

    But yeah, these creationists are seriously hurting their kids.

  • This makes me so angry, poor kids.

  • i pity those children, they're being brainwashed to believe in this religious bullcrap!!! what the hell!

  • Why even bother to give the kids a tour? You might as well put bags over their heads.

  • The 'J' word is jobs (and not the guy from the bible). And good luck getting jobs at real museums (except the flintstones-creationist museum) or in paleontology or any of the other (fairytale) sciences for that matter kids. I feel sorry for the ones actually interested in the sciences. The sooner they quit listening to these 'biblical stroke victims', the sooner they might actually have a chance at getting a job in the sciences.

  • This is just as bad as Holocaust deniers touring the Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum in Krakow.

  • Regarding 3:40 - 4:04, I THINK what he's saying is that the T-Rex must have eaten vegetation because there would be no other way for him to get food.

    Regardless, however, it's still ridiculous.

  • "They are 10 years old, they are already smarter than Creationists."

    Made me laugh !

  • What makes that even funnier is the photo he chose. Because, the woman who does the voice for Bart is a Scientologist. And I'm sure we all know about the crazy shit they believe in. Lmao

  • true that

  • my dog is smarter than a creationist

  • Its amazing that more than hearth of amices can except that the earth goes round the sun

    There home schooled to be as thick as creationists

    So we've established that T'Rex is proof there werent all animals before meet was eaten meet was eaten these guys should be fired there overqualified

    I love the way that they cant see that just because there religion affects every part of their life from scintifc belive to politcts to apenos on films they assume the same is true for every one

  • 6000 to 10000 years...fuck you man (guy who said it)

  • apparently evolutionists are very bitter?

  • whats an evolutionists? is that even a word? what do you call people who beleive in the theory of gravity?

  • "what do you call people who beleive in the theory of gravity?"

    Why "Newtonists," of course.

    Please see my explication of the Biblical principle of Intelligent Falling (IF) below.

  • I see! its all so clear now! I cant beleive it! you are a genious!

  • And you know deep down in your heart that you are a peppered sossage from france named Michael. Do not deny it. At the bottom of your heart you KNOW this to be true.

  • @FAATSO20

    - you've chosen the wrong religion, jackass. One day you will have to kneel before his Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster... and you'll be cast into the eternal pit of molten pasta sauce!

    I pray he isn't even that merciful upon you.

    RAmen

  • @FAATSO20 If god existed, I'd accept him.

    He doesn't, so I don't.

  • MY THEORY:

    Humans and all other animals lived AT THE SAME TIME. And THAT"S why there was The Great Flood.

    Because the land became so HEAVY that it SANK UNDER THE WEIGHT OF THE BILLIONS OF ANIMALS.

    This is GOOD SCIENCE, and it's in the Bible! Or not!

    But anyway, the Whtte Sox SUCK!!!! GO TRIBE!!!

  • thats not a theory, its not even a hypothesis. It tripe :(.

  • Kaylin

    That a great point!

    Dinos died out because they ate the tripe that caveman Nazis were cooking in order to assassinate JFK aboard Noah's Ark before throwing the unicorns overboard!!!!

    IT'S IN THE BIBLE!!!!

    Also Sports scores!:

    Galatians 7: 4-6

    Ephesians 5: 2-3

    !!!! Go GALATIANS GO !!!!

  • DUDE,

    "Gravity-ists" are Godless bastards. I believe in "Intelligent Falling"!!!!!

  • LMFAO

  • @KonradAdenauer blasphemy! its FSM pushing us down not "intelligent falling"!

  • @KonradAdenauer actualy the belive of the church was that objects had their own will, and wanted to be in contact with the earth cos earth was center of all things. this is why galileos idea was so hated at the time. but we prove them wrong did we. earth is not the center and sky is not a dome.

  • News readers are idiots: "People who believe in God" vs. those who believe in evolution?

    There are ONE BILLION CATHOLICS, dumbass. We believe in both.

  • You sound a little frustrated dechha1981

    Idiots will do that to you.

  • Alpha bravo charlie is right.

    If you go anywhere else in the world evolution is just about completely accepted. It's only in the United States that some ignorant people refuse to accept fact. Evolution does not in any way discard the rest of the bible after genesis, neither does the big bang. Ofcourse i myself am an agnostic atheist, but there is nothing to say there could not be a god,

  • The poster makes really good points but uses a really irritating voice. This would be better if he talked normally.

  • ...or didn't interject with his opinions and let us watch the show and make up our own minds without his inane commentary.

  • its called...brainwashing..

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  • hahahaha ur dumb.

  • i bet u dnt even know what the word ''theory'' means.

  • that should be embarassing only half belive in evolution

    In Canada its around 78%

  • Everywhere else in the world believes in evolution. The americans need to get their shit education system together.

  • No doubt, its in poor poor shape, woner how that happens

  • Beause bullshit like "intelligent design" ends up in court where it could conceivably end up being taught in schools. I'm all for freedom of speech, media and freedom of just about everything. But when there's a significant percentage of people who want that taught in schools, I think it's time to stop listening and start telling them why they don't know what's best for their own kids.

  • on the plus side that only seems to be happening in the U.S. not where I live anyway, and at least it gets shut down in court, thanks to the fact that in court there is no chance for misrepresentation, which is the only hope for the creationist/ID lobby

  • @Alpha1Bravo1Charlie1 then you neuter them and shoot them in the head for good measure.......twice

  • Well, actually, no one believes in Evolution, it's either accepted or not.

    But yes, Evolution just needs to be accepted and creationism put aside.

  • it is embarrassing. but i'm only 16, so i don't know what i can do about it, except convince my friends and family.

  • "The homeschoolers should remember that they are "terror suspects" under the Patriot act. "

    hehe brilliant

  • The homeschoolers should remember that they are "terror suspects" under the Patriot act.

  • I Love that last picture where the cloud of faith + the arm out weighs the evidence of evolution....

    I wonder how and what melding the two ideas of evolution and creation would settle in peoples stomachs! ... So I ate some acid, and it defiantly pushed my boundaries of thinking slightly further than expected... Actually, I kinda fucked up and ate it to the point of a verge of mental delusion. I spoke a different tongue. Was pointed out one day. I stopped taking it. The end.

  • one last thing... those two men should be ashamed of them selves for publicly mentally abusing those young playable and impressionable minds. ....doesn't surprise me one bit that this shit is considered acceptable.

  • Know that I know that I know that I know that I know over.... [drum roll please].... beliefs.

  • "I could be wrong about that..."

    Yup.

  • I wouldn't let the fat and bald guys near kids.

  • Yyyyaaabba dabba dooooo! xD

  • who ever is talking over this sounds kinda downzy.

  • At 2:42 the tour guide asserts that "Jesus (not 'God' but Jesus) is our designer and our creator of everything that was ever made" - just stupid.

    They can't even get the party line right. I suppose that next they'll claim that Jesus created Mary and Joseph.

    In my book that's referred to as lying bastards. That's Christian morality for you.

  • luerwulf, they DO believe jesus created mary - they believe jesus is their GOD and creator. Christians are complete loonies.

  • "Christians are complete loonies." -

    LOL - Well, they would have to be at this stage, wouldn't they?

    It's like the 'trinity' is a kind but delusional euphemism for split personality which . . if it were presented that way, I'd be likely to accept as a piece of insight.

  • A T-Rex fasting & praying for the fall!? That guy is beyond belief

  • When the US falls to the Creationists, they can always have another religeous war to convert any nation that manages to remain scientifically literate, and thus more accomplished and richer, by force. Worked in the past. They think it will work in the present and the future. And, if by some fluke, the world is destroyed, their "creator" will redeem and save them.

  • It continues to boggle my mind how people can be this stupid.

  • Nobody that I am related to or friends with believe in creationism.

  • God damn, Halle Berry is hot. I wish I had her waistline.

  • Yeah but Hale Berry wishes she had your chest.

  • You look pretty cute afterall:)

  • HALF the country is in denial of evolution???

    *puts a pistol to her temple*

  • Child abuse. Plain and simple. Child Abuse.

  • BRAIN WASHING.

  • dechha... you have an unhealthy obsession w/ crazy people(creationists)... seek help, lol jp.

  • kids are the only ones that will listen to them it pathetic.

  • These people are seriously fucking funny!

  • Cretards.

  • Lol. I am using that word from now on!

  • Can't take the credits for it, but I think it is very descriptive.

  • It's so sad to see this garbage being pushed on kids. I'd love to see this "museum" for myself but I'd be laughing as soon as I went through the doors. LMFAO great vid dechha

  • I think you're thinking of a different museum. This was a FAKE tour through a rEAL museum. To my knowledge there's only one creation Museum somewhere in America, but there's Real museums all over the world.

  • that teacher should be arrested and put away for aggravated child abuse. Most likely child molestation also.

  • They rule out creationism in schools, but they can't on voluntary trips. I would make homeschooling illegal, but I guess too many stupid parents would start throwing bombs.

  • Dechha, you just don't understand because you're blinded by your germ theory of diseasist bias.

  • to andrewberkshite:

    what the fuck?

  • It was a joke.

  • i was pretty sure you were, but i've seen twice as dumb stuff come out of creationists.

    You can't ridicule what they say cause what they say is already as ridiculous as it can get.

  • Funny, if anyone here is old enough to remember, these nuts used to say fossils were just made up by God to confound people and test their faith. They were never real animals. Now, T. rex was real and ate veggies. What next?

  • "Funny, if anyone here is old enough to remember, these nuts used to say fossils were just made up by God to confound people and test their faith. They were never real animals. Now, T. rex was real and ate veggies. What next? "

    You have made one of the best points about these people. They also claimed that creationism was right, then intelligent design was right, then macroevolution doesn't exist but microevolution does...

    They fail on their own terms: every claim is weak (false)

  • I think redshirt was trying to refute the idea that T-rex was a meat-eater.

    Brainwashing for the loose :p I thought these were the people who believed in 'free fucking will'

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha yes

    i love the 6-10 thousand years crowd. my wife was a home schooled christian. Once I opened a few of her text books from school. It was the biggest bunch of shit I have ever looked at. Also it was half the size of your typical history or biology text book.

  • How convenient for T-Rex that his teeth just so happen to be useful for eating flesh, despite the fact that god designed his teeth for eating fruit and vegetables.

  • They would say the teeth magically changed from molars to canines. lol

  • I hope this backfires catastrophically and they actually wind up learning useful things.

  • Nice Pic of Gallactis Bar-B-Q'n the earth. Thats pretty sweet.

  • I'm also currently home-schooled and loving it, but Neeboopsh is right in saying that it's an accurate generalization of the home-schooling environment. It's unfortunate to see the home-schooling system as an excuse to teach whatever you want to children, but that's the reality.

    However, for thkaal1's nephew and niece as well as myself, it's a great educational option if used properly.

  • Clearly T. Rex can't pray... his little stumpy hands prevent that.

  • Ah, but he can bow! ^_-

  • The Creationists must of taken the short bus to the museum....

  • The kids know it a joke!...You can tell by the looks on their faces,they are like wtf? I 'll just answer from repetition in a group to be the same and not to be singled out? Fucking brainwashing pricks the lot of them!

  • Their thought is so warped by belief they don't even know what they are believing? Fucking slap stupidity when you see it!

  • So...many....brain...cells...d­ying...muhgh...*collapse on floor*

    Good job

  • the majority of homeschooled kids in the U.S. are evangelicals and other christians. they do not learn real things. :) painting with a broad stroke works statistically. dont get offended

  • Well, all I can say is that Home Schooling is basically something I don't know much about at all. to most people outside the U.S. it's a fairly alien idea. But, if under certain circumstances it actually works then so be it.

  • I hate this, people giving freedom a bad name. Fuck. The misuse of freedom seems to be its antithesis, not tyranny. What a bizarre thought I just had.

  • I think if they are going to disrupt the museum, that they should be asked to leave.

  • Seen this before... fucking scary!!

  • These Creationists and their ilk make retards look intelligent. Actually, I give retarded people a lot more credit because they have an excuse. Creationists are just in denial and constantly have to use their faith as a means to lie to themselves.

    Animals didn't kill because they were created before original sin. (retarded)

    The earth is 6-10,000yrs. old. (retarded)

    If your mentally handicapped and reading this (no offense). Also, pat yourself on the back. Your smarter than a Creationist.

  • This is child abuse. How disgusting.

  • The most depressing bit for me was watching that boy say that science is his favourite subject as he has any chance of becoming a real scientist ripped away from him by these delusional morons. Still, these people think exorcism is medicine and praying is actually doing something. It's not funny, just really, really sad.

    There has been talk in the news recently of the US losing its position of dominance. Looking at this, it's easy to see why.

  • those two guys should be shot.

    re-educate those kids

  • 6:30

    Not only that, but he asks random college students, rather than evolutionary biologists and whatnot.

  • This is why homeschooling should be illegal

  • No death before the fall, eh? So what did they eat back then? Cells are alive, so you can't eat plants. No accidental deaths either, tyrannosaurus steps on a mouse?

    Cells in our own bodies die, and are replaced all the time, that didn't happen back then?

    Just wondering...

    I also wonder what would they say about real science tour for kids in creation museum, debunking their crap?

  • Apearently, by creationist standards, plants are not alive... :s

  • This is very scary... please someone in the USA DO SOMETHING....

    please... I feel guilty that I can't do something...

  • why the hell would the museum allow these fucktards to do their own tours and give bad information to kids? by allowing this shit to go down on their own turf, they are letting science be trampled.

  • it's public funded, meaning that they can't reject these abominations of "education", no matter how retarded they are.

  • Well, actually, it's better than NOT allowing it. I myself went on an excersion to a museum when I was still in Catholic school, and now I'm an Atheist. If the IDiots don't take their kids to a Real museum it's easier to claim there's no transitionbal forms.

  • i see your point...but it's not like these assholes would let a science teacher in their church to debunk everything they say.

  • VERY true. In fact I say that in part 2.

  • If God existed, child indoctrination would be a one-way ticket to eternal torment, with or without their magic Jesus pass.

    BC tours- "Brainwashing Children tours"

  • The calculation about the generations they showed is flawed, because it would be 800x7 if each generation had their kids when they were 800 years old, but if they had kids when they were 20, it would basically work the same way as normally, only you would end up with many great great grand parents :)... Don't worry guys, please, I'm no creationist, I was just pointing out the wrong assumption the producers made about the generations :) (now I hope I didn't hand those lunatics over any weapons :)