Alex Jones Imitates Bachmann and Rick Perry (Funny!)

[ltajambi]

LOL "that sounds like a scam so ridiculous how did we get in this position!"

[Canuck516]

This is really funny. thanks.

[GodHatesPortugal]

What he says can be apply to himself no? Rick Perry OK...but Bachmann, there is no indication she is a "globalist"...sometimes i wonder about Alex Jones.

[Conservative1001BG]

@PSTripler Because it was one of your troll channels. You have like 10 of them. I'm blocking this one too.

[BlameTheFirst]

Don’t normally like Alex Jones. The man is a tin-foil hat wearer. But damn this was funny—and accurate!

Republicans speak like Libertarians but act like Democrats. Other than Ron Paul, every other candidate is either a hypocrite or a liar.

[firemage195]

@PSTripler Hahahah your funny, you should become a comedian.

[thesageofohio]

Rick and Geoff sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love, then comes marriage

Then comes Rick pushing a babycarriage

[biggrex]

Duplicitous, good descriptive word

[KingDingaLing090]

So... when other politicians want to do what Ron Paul wants it's bad? The only thing funny about Jim Jones cousin Alex Jones is that he thinks America is an evil empire who bombed the world trade center, killed a million people in Iraq, he thinks Che Guevera was better than America, he thinks the Bilderberg is going to kill 99% of the world, he thinks they follow him around & love molesting babies to name a few of several hundred wacky things he says. Oh and he admittedly lies to his audience.

[rockytopfarm]

@KingDingaLing090 No its not bad they want to do want Ron Paul wants to do but the real question is: Where were they at 3 or 4 years ago. Just look back at 2008 when they were all laughing at Ron. They think they can fool Ron Paul supporters but, we know how to check back past voting records like most Americans don't have the knowledge to do. Past voting records don't lie like the politicians do.

[KingDingaLing090]

@rockytopfarm Because it is not clear what we want to do with the Fed. Politicians should speak on how to, not what is.

And Ron Paul has a good record. He was unpredictable and not part of the team. Divide and fall rocko... DIVEIDE and fall is all I have to say.

Ron Paul supporters are all kids. You can check the voting record but yet none of you have any voting record and none of you have any accomplishments. M.. kay?? So check that out for a little bit. : D

[doogleandalix]

@KingDingaLing090 Well, I don't think ALL Ron Paul supporters are kids.I 'm in my 50's and I am a ferven supporter of Ron Paul..It thrills me that the "kids" love ROn Paul - hope for the future - they're smart kids.

[KingDingaLing090]

@doogleandalix Yeah but they arent smart kids. They are fanatics and they believe lies.

[doogleandalix]

@KingDingaLing090 Not in my opinion - I am glad to see such idealism and hope that there is actually an honest man who wants to make a REAL difference in this country. Where would the world be if we all thought we were powerless to change the status quo?I am exited that they acutally DO KNOW where Dr.Paul stands on issues -they are interested and concerned . Tell me where Ron Paul is a liar - I challenge you. I'll take these kids any day of the week as hope for our future.

[KingDingaLing090]

@doogleandalix Ron Paul doesnt lie he sells half-truths. His entire philosophy is based the idea that America is bad and terrorists are just responding to America. He tells children American intevention was bad and none of them have any idea what the Cold war was or what Iran does or Hamas does or Hezbollah does. All they know is Amercian = bad = the reason the world hates us. He is so incredibly revisionist it make me want to puke. His history is so one sided I want to punch him in the face.

[doogleandalix]

@KingDingaLing090 Ok, he doesn't lie- we 're making headway:) He's not saying America is bad -the others are saying the terrorists are envious of our freedom.That is not true - put the shoe on the other foot. If China disagreed with our leadership/ policies, came in and started bombing in the name of "freedom" would we be ticked off? There are videos of soldiers here saying they feel like terrorists bombing innocent people in the Middle East.Wanting to retaliate is a normal reaction to invasion.

[KingDingaLing090]

@doogleandalix Right. Hitler didnt lie either. Propaganda usually aren't lies they are distortion of facts. Who is saying they are envious of our freedom? I never hear that. They think Islam is the supreme way of life and they want to export it and they use Jihad to weaken destroy or convert enemies of Islam. Saying we say they are envious of our freedom is a distortion of fact.

Now you are trying to validate it by doing the same thing Paul does. Paultard. Many Iraqi people love what we did.

[doogleandalix]

watch?v=ns9iPCJa0lE- George Bush made a speech on March 19,2002 ( date per google_ where he used that as his statement - that the Iraqis hate us because of our freedom,using that as the reason for 9-11. I NEVER said I thought that was why they hate us

[KingDingaLing090]

@dooglea They dont hate us. They have leftist organizations training them to hate us just like there is a ocean of liberals in every University and in 90% of the media training Americans to hate America.

There is polling data from ABC and nearly half of Iraqis think the invasion of Iraq right. 87% of Kurds btw (you know... the people Sadam tried to exterminate and stuff? ) 42% say we liberated Iraq, 82% of Kurds. The majority believe things are better now than it was before... the list goes on

[doogleandalix]

@KingDingaLing090 Can't say if those polls are accrurate or not - I always consider who is funding these numbers . I know a relative was married to a Middle Eastern man - he brought his whole family here. They all hated us -as they collected under every refugee program available. I KNOW that if China or Korea attacked us in the name of liberation, freedom or any other label, I personally would consider them the enemy. Seems like that would be human nature -so many innocent Iraqis killed for ??

[KingDingaLing090]

@doogleandalix Of course you don't believe the polls. YOU WANT TO BELIEVE they hate us. You have been trained to believe they hate us. Your are comfortable with them hating us because it validates yours and Ron Pauls philosophy that America is bad and terrorists are just reacting for our evil foreign policy. The second I prove you are wrong its conspiracy theory central. You have anecdotal evidence I have empiricle evidence. I win. You lose.

We arent a fascist dictatorship like Iraq was.

[doogleandalix]

@KingDingaLing090 Polls lie,numbers can be skewed to fit an agenda-as WE ALL KNOW. Watch videos of Iraqis moaning because an entire family was killed in a controlled mission that hit no citizens-hundreds of thousands Iraqi citizens killed in the name of freedom -ask their family members if they're glad we're there"liberating" them. Liberation doesn;t help dead people. RON PAUL never said America was" bad",enough with that . He said& rightfully so they are reacting to being bombed -common sense !

[KingDingaLing090]

@doogleandal lol "Polls lie hurrr." Dude I'm going to start being rude to you in a minute.

No actually hundreds of thousands of Iraqi citizens WERE NOT killed.

There are two things here that I might need to force down your throat. One are scientific poll numbers by a center left well reputed media source and the other ( i guess now) death tolls.

Tolls and Polls droolag. Go ahead and research it before commenting because it is gonna start getting ugly. (Especially that that "RON PAUL" tone)

[doogleandalix]

@KingDingaLing090 Tons of data that corroborates that hundred of thousands of Iraqi citizens killed - as I say , numbers can be skewed to suit an agenda but it seems quite plausible that if you keep bombing for years, there will be that many casualities. The numbers are all over the place with search engines, but I don;t see any with less than 100,000 mostly many , many more. Not sure what U mean by a Ron Paul tone ?Can you deny that is a country is being bombed,people killed,thy won;t react ???

[KingDingaLing090]

@doogleandalix No... actually they don't. But show your source by all means.

We didnt bomb them for years. Why do you suggest that we do? Why is always Paulturds that come up with fanciful story of naked aggresion by the USA? Hmmm you guys and terrorists.

That was a country being liberated droollean. LIBERATED. And many of them loved it. And almost all of the highly persecuted victims of genocide thought it was pretty cool. Should I validate our policies now or...?

[doogleandalix]

@KingDingaLing090 I guess we're going to have to agree to disagree.

[KingDingaLing090]

@doogleandalix - doodle. This isnt a matter of opinion so it isnt a matter of agreement or disagreement. We didnt do the shit you and many other Paulturds say we did and they arent mad about the shit you say they are mad about and the threat isnt a threat because of what you say it is. Period end of story. Paul is a misinformation machine and all of his little menions are ignorant, that's all there is to it. 

[doogleandalix]

@KingDingaLing090 Ok, we never bombed the Middle East . You're right .

[KingDingaLing090]

@doogleandalix How many times did they bomb us doolittle?

[xcalibur4l]

@KingDingaLing090 yes americas interventions are bad. u intervened in mkine and destroyed it.thats why i hate americans.i hope u get wiped off the map but not by me.

[KingDingaLing090]

@xcalibur4l Lol

[rockytopfarm]

@KingDingaLing090 Divide and fall is correct. Thats what happend in 2008, the republican establishment divided it self from the constitution and they fell. Today, they are trying to cover up there past voting record with talking just like Ron. Not going to fly. We all have voting reords, You either vote for the 1 party system or you vote for the constitution. The real little kids are the ones that want spending to stop but don't touch nothing they like. M..kay??

[KingDingaLing090]

@rockytopfarm Wow do you think that was clever or was it simply evasive?

Oh.. oh no... so what should Sarah Palin and Rick Perry be afraid of? : /

Who is the arbiter of the constitution? RU PAUL? BWAHAHAH... (no seriously)

HUH?