A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
I liked the gopher but the suction cups don't suck that well and after 3 months or two of use it breaks somehow just like mine did half hour ago. The fold mechanism broke. My first gopher snapped. Well the first one was my fault but the second one was not.
Billy mays is now in heaven and selling stuff to the gods, he's currently making a "kill'n mean" commercial, where the first line is "you gods all have the same problem, wondering what to use in 2012 to kill all of the humans, wel here's the answer! The kill'n mean! It can kill, incinerate and slaughter all at the same time!"
I wish that his death was all just a bad sleeping dream and when the bad dream is over he is still alive doing characteristic yelling and selling his products. Anyway, I was Billy for Halloween one time before he died. I used Crayola marker for the beard and I held a bottle of Oxi Clean. I also have KaBoom, Mighty Mend It, and Mighty Putty.
Just got one for halloween. I'm being billy mays. For $10 bucks, this is certainly a useful tool. I can finally change the lightbulbs in the garage at least.
Lazy fuckers. This is a great way to waste money for something you don't need. I can only see this being used by the disabled or elderly, but if anyone else uses it they are just LAZY
You need 2 gophers, because if one gopher is on a high shelf then you need to get it using the other gopher, and if one of the gophers is stolen by a real gopher you're going to need to rip the gopher out of the real gophers hands using your second gopher.
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It's actually a very good product. My grandmother uses it to pick up her paper from the front step since she can't bend down to get it because of her arthritis. I used it myself to pick up some stuff that fell between my front stoop and the bushes next to it. Had I not had the Gopher, I'd have had to jump down there and get scratched by branches.
Actually, this is probably the only Billy Mays product that actually works. I own one and it does everything he says it does. I don't use it for much, but it's not a scam. =)
Time to steal some cookies
daltonian2 4 weeks ago
the perfect thing for lazy people
ahmedmslh 1 month ago
So this is how fat people masturbate...
mrspunkaay 2 months ago
a fat man's dream...
Lelouch799 2 months ago
billy, aMAYSing man
klorofylli 4 months ago
ha! thats not billy mays go to 0:30
foodtogo1 4 months ago
8 people didnt get there magnagophers.
iamsamx5 4 months ago
This product would be perfectly rational if i DID"NT HAVE ARMS
sausagenmuff 5 months ago
@sausagenmuff how did you write this??
father042 5 months ago
Damn Everthing Billy Mays talk of is just 19.99 :P
MrHalo111 6 months ago
@MrHalo111 ITS CHEAPER TO BUY A EXTENDED ARM ALL YOU DO IS CUT YOUR ARM OFF AND PUT A LONGER ONE ON
moneybelt22 6 months ago
i guess it's for the old ppl :P
Deathfromtheright 6 months ago
Why is everything 19.99? xd
Electro1313 7 months ago
@Electro1313 and you always get 2 of it and a free different but similar item
Max11Seven 6 months ago
i like the way billy mays says suction
Pwnage195 7 months ago
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Sorry, i'm creeped out :(
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
chowchowbrown 7 months ago
he's the only man who can sell a worthless product to the people
JonnyALC 7 months ago
My gopher just broke... the products he advertised died with him. R.I.P
Ball4184 7 months ago
I liked the gopher but the suction cups don't suck that well and after 3 months or two of use it breaks somehow just like mine did half hour ago. The fold mechanism broke. My first gopher snapped. Well the first one was my fault but the second one was not.
Ball4184 7 months ago
0:19 "If you can't get to it, then the gopher's great"
kinda anticlimactic description of it's optimal function...
jerkmanthing 8 months ago
It sells b/c of the "secret sucking action". Now you know.
Gizziiusa 9 months ago
my granny loves it :3
hkfan1980 9 months ago
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No wonder americans are obese
robinioh 10 months ago
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No wonder Americans are obese
robinioh 10 months ago
The Gopher is for lazy people.
EasyCreativity 11 months ago
@EasyCreativity No, sometimes they can't reach certain things, so this is why Billy Mays made this product.
SuperScaryZombie 2 months ago
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THIS IS FOR LAZY PEOPLE!!!
Chris242tt 11 months ago
Look at billy may's face at 0:03 - 0:06
LOL
EYTPS 1 year ago
why would you leave your store goods all around the the car.. dont you usally have some thing called a bag for that..
siggihm 1 year ago
thats not safe, small or tall? what if a little kid thought the drugs were candy and was like oooooooo! and was able to reach it?
Smiliesish 1 year ago
@Smiliesish Why would you put your drugs in plain view? What if cops searched your home?
But I agree. This tool is the bane of "Keep out of reach of children".
SharKing319 8 months ago
Magna Gopher sounds good for theft
kbd668 1 year ago
They picked some funky ass techno background music for this shit!
warvad 1 year ago
this should be for old and handycapped people only not lazy fucks that dont wanna bend over to pick up somtin they need and easily could
Tman545380 1 year ago
Well,if I was in a wheelchair like that guy,I'd propably get one,since it would be useful.
Melkhiordarkblade 1 year ago
This five pound bagga sugga!
SnitchKillers 1 year ago
Billy mays is now in heaven and selling stuff to the gods, he's currently making a "kill'n mean" commercial, where the first line is "you gods all have the same problem, wondering what to use in 2012 to kill all of the humans, wel here's the answer! The kill'n mean! It can kill, incinerate and slaughter all at the same time!"
fremag123vif 1 year ago
The girl at 1:05 seems happy she dropped her stuff
zan1619 1 year ago
Hm, that glass was a clean break..
EffOne95 1 year ago
he's selling product for the gods in heaven.
TheNewCoolKidz 1 year ago
my school's custodians have this
160090 1 year ago
WOOOT AKIMBO GOPHERS!!
sskittl3z 1 year ago
0:23
Look at her face when she lifts the remote xD
AssassinJordi 1 year ago
Aahahahahaha "Magna Gopher" lol It just makes me lol every time
SuperCheramy 1 year ago
Use it for reaching up high, or picking up down low. Or strangling annoying people.
YoshiUltimate 1 year ago
Where do they come up with "An $80 value!" those things cost about fifty cents apiece to make.
masm60 1 year ago
lol this reminds me of a toy i had when i was younger it was called the robo x-tender or something like that, it was just like this thing lmfao
TheDoomBringer 1 year ago
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Today is the 1 year anniversary of his death
RIP Billy mays!
ILL NEVER FORGET YOU!
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dudetocartman 1 year ago
If you're not in a wheelchair or living alone and suffering from scoliosis or something, you should not own this...
powerpc127 1 year ago
Wtf, how lazy would you have to be to own one of these things?
Greenday678912345 1 year ago
how pathetic do you have to be to own this
09wukd1 1 year ago
hi, billy mays here, and now you can be even lazier!
ajszilagyi 1 year ago
At 1:07 she put the eggs in first lol
mistic586 1 year ago 3
kids will like that. the cookies are always on the highest self.
MinerAmax 1 year ago
@MinerAmax Not in my house ^o^
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I wish that his death was all just a bad sleeping dream and when the bad dream is over he is still alive doing characteristic yelling and selling his products. Anyway, I was Billy for Halloween one time before he died. I used Crayola marker for the beard and I held a bottle of Oxi Clean. I also have KaBoom, Mighty Mend It, and Mighty Putty.
1f5sda 1 year ago
you're trippin! stop trippin!
taimak123 1 year ago
That is one cool looking product.
1f5sda 1 year ago
call right now and i'll send you 2 gophers.
RyanVanilla 1 year ago
for lazy bums
nealshireman 1 year ago 2
My old school used these to pick up garbage.
Brandin604 2 years ago 3
i had a toy like this
kaushikpaddy 2 years ago 2
this product should only be for senior citizens or disabled people because regular people are able to live without it there just being lazy
Ztevie92 2 years ago
what if you drop you gopher in a hard to reach area?
there was something missing here, i know!
"IT HAS THE STRENGTH TO PICK UP ..... That's the power of the gopher!"
omalor 2 years ago 8
you use the second gopher that you got FREE to pick up the other gopher! ITS SO OBVIOUS!
MarktheSharkSheehan 2 years ago
Then if you drop that one you use the magnetic gopher.
Ponjoe15 2 years ago
@omalor thats why you get two gophers.
josefu0 3 months ago
what year was this made? billy looks young here. Damn I miss him infomercials just arnt the same without him
Mortskcab 2 years ago
Oh shit, I dropped a paper clip. Better go grab my gopher!
prplmnky 2 years ago 3
lmfao yea!!
rduncan3 2 years ago
1:11 Bill Belichick
mark3611 2 years ago 25
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Mortskcab 2 years ago
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I gotta have this
SmashBrotherJE1400 2 years ago
Just got one for halloween. I'm being billy mays. For $10 bucks, this is certainly a useful tool. I can finally change the lightbulbs in the garage at least.
Rickles 2 years ago 2
billy mays is my hero i think vince the sham wow! guy killed him cuz there can only B 1
DILLONEKR 2 years ago 2
Now i want one.
katakis1 2 years ago
you should strap it on your body if you actually want to use it
flyingtoothpaste 2 years ago
i got one of those robotic toy hands things to do what the gopher does
apriswajaya 2 years ago 2
R.I.P Billy. Even through death you can give us just about everything for under $40
thegonz661 2 years ago
useless tbh
TopazSkillMauler 2 years ago
Hmmm... I'm sure something can be done with "suction action"... probably wouldn't leave the house after that!
conradragzoff 2 years ago
it should coem with a hand attachment for scratchign balls
theolkid 2 years ago 5
That would be called a "Grope-Pher".....
conradragzoff 2 years ago 2
Lazy fuckers. This is a great way to waste money for something you don't need. I can only see this being used by the disabled or elderly, but if anyone else uses it they are just LAZY
J0N0614 2 years ago
isn't that a 3 year olds toy..?
runesapien 2 years ago
Billy Mays can sell you anything in minutes!
JSOunlimited 2 years ago 5
Ooh when that lady started voicing the OxyClean commercials I got pissed. My dream was to meet him.....alas
xogonnalovetodayxo 2 years ago
i want this!
jandj402 2 years ago 3
we have this!
gutchman84 2 years ago 4
I already miss that man... I missed him even more the day some woman came on TV trying to sell me OxiClean.
Avarice66 2 years ago 4
I MISS YOU BILLY MAYS
Munchy365 2 years ago 10
The Gopher is great for grabbing the cookies on the top shelf.
FunnyGlitcher 2 years ago 2
this product is amazing because Billy Mays is in it.
username1293 2 years ago 4
My dad used one when he had knee surgery and was basically stuck in a big chair for two weeks.
Pretty useful; and he got really good at using it.
sirdangolot5 2 years ago
Instead of using the gopher at 1:06 I would have made sure I bought a car with doors that open.
bloodsling 2 years ago 3
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bloodsling 2 years ago
The remote under the couch at :21 is not the same as the remote the lady holds at :23.
vaguy78 2 years ago 3
You need 2 gophers, because if one gopher is on a high shelf then you need to get it using the other gopher, and if one of the gophers is stolen by a real gopher you're going to need to rip the gopher out of the real gophers hands using your second gopher.
*FACT
georgestan 2 years ago 83
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RIP Billy Ray Cyrus :(
iloveshenaegrimes 2 years ago
poor billy mays r.i.p. :(
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carolinebrown978 2 years ago
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What a piece of shit the gopher is. How lazy are we.
CharlesTK421 2 years ago
Yeah seriously lol, the part where the guy was using the gopher to pick up the legos... I mean, c'mon wtf
geothermalpoop 2 years ago
It's actually a very good product. My grandmother uses it to pick up her paper from the front step since she can't bend down to get it because of her arthritis. I used it myself to pick up some stuff that fell between my front stoop and the bushes next to it. Had I not had the Gopher, I'd have had to jump down there and get scratched by branches.
Goldberg1337 2 years ago 3
I was going to say that i think its for people with back problems but you said it.
Sniper2053 2 years ago
is it just me or does Billy Mays not seem very enthusiastic about this product, unlike the others?
redarmy652 2 years ago
Well this was when he was younger and before he became famous....you can tell by the fact his hair isnt dyed and hes a lil fatter.
crazyshit723 2 years ago
yea heres not yelling as much him and sully prolly had it out during this
Malibunightrider 2 years ago
Great.
Now my children can grab my porn collection I hid on the closet.
RetroTM 2 years ago 6
thank god its made in CHINA
ProfessionalDad 2 years ago
I BOUGHT MINE FOR $5
peppypenguin101 2 years ago
idk why people gave this comment thumbs down.. i got mine for $5 too in walmart
snikery121 2 years ago
idk this looks dumb. its totally for old people
LukeBCtown 2 years ago
Why is it called the Gopher?
TommyKoopa 2 years ago 3
you 'go pher' something you couldn't reach i guess
mac5565 2 years ago 5
I love the Gopher.
jokemasterslifer 2 years ago
pause at 0:48
RunIntoYOURFACE 2 years ago
It changes to color.
XD
CGC002 2 years ago
and?
alextheyankeehater 2 years ago
weird, hes selling the gopher for $20, and you get two, so thats $40, so that maent the magnet on a stick must be $80?
i saw one of these at a hardware store for $10
kaze4159 2 years ago
Now the kids can reach that vodka of yours on the top shelf! but 'cha gotta call now...
PotatoFishSkins 2 years ago
they had this at a store around here. Billy Mays is on the box.
Aginor27 2 years ago
what good idea
luigipizza23 2 years ago
Lmao he can't pronounce the world stool. Sounds like he says" A stole or a chair"
onearmedstilts 2 years ago
Possibly the most useless product ever.
DlMEBAG 2 years ago
Actually, this is probably the only Billy Mays product that actually works. I own one and it does everything he says it does. I don't use it for much, but it's not a scam. =)
PirateOfTheInternet 3 years ago 3
lmfao @ 14 seconds, are you kidding me?!?
"in that IMPOZZZIBLE TO REACH AREA!!!"
LIKE OMG!! without the gopher id be fucked
or maybe i could just kneel down and im pretty sure i could fit my hand in there to grab the sock...lmfao..
what a joke
onearmedstilts 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
DlMEBAG 2 years ago
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onearmedstilts 3 years ago
Jabo0odyDubs dubbed this
GreenNintendoGirl 3 years ago
Hell yeah man, hahaha. I had to see the original as well.
FleazZz 3 years ago
I saw this crap at Wal-mart.
Ianprower 3 years ago
lol, me 2!
Bi11yMays 3 years ago
me too they had a whole section of Billy mayes
KnightofCrook2488 2 years ago
Thank you for uploading this.
NinjaxCad 3 years ago