karl pilkington on parties, chicken, knobs

[ChalkiePerfect]

I'm with Karl on this one.

[macyisacat]

this was in my recommended music

[DMTwannaB]

these are my 3 favorite people in the world

[livingdeadgrl18]

love those chairs. mismatched, but go well together.

[livingdeadgrl18]

love those chairs. mismatched, but go well together. 

[16Brandan]

Didn't Steve spend his time in Brazil with diarrhea?

[LyingSecret]

@16Brandan Had to laugh at this, I know the story, but also I had this image of Steve going on holiday with a suitcase full of diarrhea.

[DrDeathpwnsu]

Carl usually makes a lot of sense, but I'm not happy looking a knob in the face, and I can't say I feel anything is wrong or I have any kind of repressed sexuality. Not in the face is fine; I mean I can see a hundred dicks out of the corner of my eye and I am completely fine, because that is unavoidable. But you never have to look a knob in the face; it is not at eye level. You have to do it on purpose. There is no need. What if he looks at you looking at it then he gets the wrong idea?

[badajozb]

if you're not happy at looking a knob in the face there's something wrong... Karl for PM!!!!

[AModernTale]

I can't think of anything better than a free night of Chicken.

[unsanityisreality]

i live my life by the quote "No planning, and im getting a free night of chicken"

[Jammo91]

stephen merchant is shit

[jasonholden]

i think steve is a bit jealous of karl taking the attention from him. the twosome is now a threesome!

[kbrinks]

"I don't like false fun." Karl is spot on about that.

[Jammo91]

steve is so fucking borin...annoying tit

[mcnultyfrank]

@Jammo91 He's the best one you are just an idiot!

[Jammo91]

@mcnultyfrank is he fuck

[bensimps123]

@mcnultyfrank he's not the best one

[haihardy88]

Karl's a freaking genius!

[neothugx]

carl's got it right. you shouldn't organize. organizing is for tight-cunted middle class women

[28steryan]

Awesome.

[GameGeezerGibbo]

I'm getting a free chicken. Now who's laughing, fuckers!

[NudeRockENT]

I DON'T LIKE FALSE FUN!!!!!!!!

[undrugged]

I have to say, I agree with Karl. I HATE planning things for the exact reason he gives.

[RottenSpaplem]

Amazing how he turned their example of poor planning against them.

[Dexy205]

i could eat a knob at night is such a good song. - Song by Karl Pilkington

[survivalisme88]

"if your not happy looking knob in the face there's something wrong"

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@survivalisme88 A round of applause if you will, ladies and gentlemen. survivalisme88 managed to reiterate a line in this Youtube video. 10 points for effort, and you even manged to get it wrong.

[survivalisme88]

@CodedRhythmTalk

Alright Sherlock, fucking hell i missed an A out. Ten points for being a twat!

[survivalisme88]

@CodedRhythmTalk

Stop with the 10 points thing, i can imagine you saying that in all your awkward conversations. I'm baffled why you haven't replied to more comments because of how sad and pathetic you look, get a life!

[survivalisme88]

@CodedRhythmTalk

Yeah i know, its funny how pathetic you look. Great insult their by the way, you do show some originality there don't you. Love how your telling me not to say something that everybody does yet you go an say something that all the 10 year olds say... now thats laughable!

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@survivalisme88 Are you autistic or something?

[survivalisme88]

@CodedRhythmTalk

Wow are you a retard?

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@survivalisme88 Talk about originality, hahaha.

[LightWillIgniteUsAll]

"If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong."

~Karl Pilkington

[dominicangadi]

They think they are laughing at him, but really he is laughing at them. The man is a genius.

[blinkXmeXsunshine]

I love them.

[krownedskate]

I defy anyone to pass up a video with a title as enticing as this

[Ellis01234567890]

I wish he was my friend...

[Danniegg]

Ricky's face at about 3:45 saying  "...and you're lovin' it." is about as gay as it gets xD

[CCSofChocolatesvill]

it should be called a whinger abroad.

[DrAmorphos]

I thinks it's the imagery of a knob having a face that works so well...he's a poet!!

[IdontneedanIpod]

I think the real funny aspect of the whole show Is I don't reckon he ever caught on to what they were doing.

[gl3110]

i was drinking when he said "if yer not happy looking a knob in the face, theres something wrong"...didn't end well...

[Muldoonz]

Hillarious how he goes "I'd just go "aw, I feel a bit happy today.." like it's a bad thing.

[TheAwesomeOne1ooo]

Ricky's squeak at the end lol.

[thebox1976]

My night is better than yours!

[DetoxA1313]

I'm eating your chicken

[kayleighgoesrawr]

if you're nt happy with a knob in your face theres something wrong

[kayleighgoesrawr]

I'm getting a free night... of chicken! WIN

'It's a good job I wasn't born gay'

[DannyCBrennan]

'If you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong'

Words of a poet!

[az015]

LOL @ looking a nob in the face

[taurusgirl65]

And we're still going on with Karl's head being a shape of an orange. Yes thank you we've established that, moving on to something else.

[meaky]

PILKINGTON IS NOT A SHEEP ((FACT))!!!

[dilwich123]

Karl is so right - 99% of people are boring fucking idiots who wouldnt know what fun was if it smashed there face in.Well said Pilki-01.

[Mrgriffo100]

A bunch of fucking geniuses.

[3bertface01]

im getting a free night of chicken

[OracleUndone]

funniest man who ever lived

[AnnabelLolita]

AGGAGAGAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GAY KARL :D:D:D:D:D HAHAHAH so funny girlish voice :D

[LuciferDaFallenAngel]

"...there's something wrong."

[DinkerTinker1]

Karl Pilkington is so great. I love that guy. Funny as hell.

[SidneyCrosberry]

does karl's head look extra round in this video?

[rayman1979]

don't like false fun!! i sooooo agree! Genius!

[DJPsyq]

"Have ya? Where?" at 4:00 might be the most hilarious reaction Ricky has ever had.

Man alive!

[YTacc1100]

Loiul

[1numanoid]

brilliant, my brain works like his....

[MirrorsEdgeworth]

I know what Karl means about the 'organised fun'. I mean, I don't fully agree with it but I know the feeling of a pleasantly surprising night out being better than an organised night.

[AtlantisToInterzonee]

theres no planning going on and i'm getting a free night..of chicken

hahaha

[spyu]

He's like a British Norm MacDonald.

[mrfalafl]

@spyu WHAT?? How is Norm MacDonald have as funny as Karl?

[milpool14]

@spyu weird.. i have 2 female cats. one named norm and one named karl.. after my 2 favourite 'celebs'

[FeelinErie]

OMG that squeak at the end XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[worldsfastestslug]

" a free night of chicken " lmao

[TheGreatSteve]

"It's a good rule of bum".

[6NoHope9]

@TheGreatSteve

"It's a good rule of thumb"

[FrayBentos72]

Legendary.

[fvjnfdsjvae]

i thought steve said he had diarrhea the whole time and had to watch the carnival on someone else's tv through the window whilst sitting on the toilet?? :/ lol, it did seem a bit far stretched...

[hjenkinz]

pilkers in top form

[knowledgeispower2091]

LMFAO

[onehandclap101]

karl you witty fucking orange

[willembb]

if anyone listens to the podcasts, you'll know that steve did NOT have a whale of a time

[DualCommentryChannel]

@willembb No he had Diaria, and was in hospital watching bits of it on television, but not his television aha, and he went for a piss in the sea, and the wave pushed him onto the sand, and he lost his glasses and thought he was waving at his friends, but it turns out, they wernt his friends

[crypto6496]

@willembb haha exactly wat i was thinking! diareha is not a fun time

[Jameshimselfff]

When he says "Do you want to have drinks tonight" and Ricky says "No". I spit out my drink

[bernibob79]

Absolutely fan fuckin titty tastic!!

[RideTheLightning18]

Oh hello.

[sergeantfan3]

Who else loves Karl's blank stare at Ricky at 3:22 ? LOL

[jamesfemccrae82]

karl pilkington: a beautiful mind.

[cbappa2]

@jamesfemccrae82 and a beautiful round little head like a fucking orange.

[SternenlichtR]

Am I dumb because I sort of make sense of what Karl's saying, or just more understanding?

[LuneteFly]

@SternenlichtR Just more understanding, I think. His logic makes sense for me too, but it is still hilarious :)

[7878mikey]

If your not happy lookin a knob in the face...

[upbomb]

Karl's gay impersonations

[extremepietbh]

I can't believe how funny that moment at 3:20 is, where Gervais says "Why you talkin' like that for Carl? How's Suzanne?" Karl's momentary second-long reaction of complete gormlessness is amazing. I am convinced he is a Genius.

[BigDaddyDJD]

Merchant is lying about Brazil! He said on the podcast that when he was there he was in the hospital with a foot infection for the first day and spent the rest of the week in with diarhea

[TheSalmon92]

love how ricky is on a big tv show in his trackies...

[dilwich123]

Has a knob even got a face?hahahaha

[manwithouthat44]

hahahaha that guy in the supermarket commercial is terrible. hahaha karl is right there, that is false fun. I love parties, but if Id believe all parties were like that, Id never go lololol. what a terrible corny old guy that partying guy.

[maxcrfnofx]

Karl is just brilliant

[meitis12]

in the old xfm shows steve said the carnival was crap cause the food gave him the shits

[GeekKnightUK]

@meitis12 good point.

[XxXKittyHeavenXxX]

"I'm getting a free night of chicken" lmfao.

[FennLikesGuavas]

@XxXKittyHeavenXxX Steve's "What?!" Ahahaha!

[thundermorphine]

Stephen Merchant probably just loved the Carnival because his pockets were too high for the pickpockets to reach

[thearcticwombats]

is this an act????

[ExtraFrogX]

Ricky Gervais has a very unique epic laugh.

[Davidbensonxyz]

3 people are unhappy looking a knob in the face

[TheShakiebreaks]

a free night of chicken

[mrg466]

I'm eating your chicken!... brilliant

[xAzbo]

When Karl packs his monster munch you know its going to be a good episode.

[PeterStevens01]

"Are you coming out next week?"

"I don't know, I don't like it"

Haha my thoughts too!

[philpotsly]

The dislike bar is the size of Karl's brain.

[Holstboy]

@philpotsly He's not stupid ;)

[ElectricSexPants]

I completely agree with Karl and it worries me.

[MrSilentbob77]

The look on Karl's face when Ricky says "How's Suzanne?". Amazing.

[leicesterslucasleiva]

i thought steve said when he went to brazil he lost his trunks in the sea and had diarrhea, here though he says he had a whale of a time

[niave]

I could eat a nob at night..

[dan11009]

"im eating your chicken" that had me in tears

[TheWelshCelt]

my nights better than yours because im having a free night out lmbo karl you are funny mate

[TheDroozle]

Ace love it!

[xxczerxx]

Why the hell don't I know anyone like anyone like Karl? =(

[bettybundgaard]

they should make a film: the invention of planning:)

[dible]

Man moths?

[mykylc]

"if you're not happy lookin' a knob in the face..."

[Gary190tube]

lol I'm the same as Karl....to be more exact though it isn't "false fun" I don't like it's pre-arranged fun that turns me off. Spur of the moment stuff is much better than "come round on wednesday".

[SAMagic]

@Gary190tube Surely there's a difference between "Come around on Wednesday and we'll do something." and "Come around on Wednesday at 19:00 so we can watch this movie that I've chosen."? :)

[Gary190tube]

@SAMagic to be honest, I'd prefer the 2nd one. The first one sounds like "OK here we are what shall we do now?"

But ideally it's "hello mate, I just got some films in and I'm ringing around, come over now if you want, bring some beers..." :-)

[SAMagic]

@Gary190tube Yeah well I got some chicken out of it.

;)

[SERVICEOFHUMMANITY]

sterotyping lmao

[rbbvhd]

karl is the only one sitting like a man

[haterdesaint]

damn! I have more things in common with Karl that I expected

[AwesomeChannelTV]

I'm not happy looking a nob in the face.

[jaryd12345]

After years of the podcasts and radio shows, to get all the facial expressions along wiht the drivel is pleasure overload

[woahXgirl94]

Ohhhh! ohhh gawd! oh my god. Wow. Im in stitches. x3

[wackyweed57]

lol if your not happy looking a knob in the face somethings wrong !!

[dela7]

Love the chat between Karl and his 'dad'!

[jimmyshitbags]

the crazy thing about this is that what he says is true

[TheGreatDeciever55]

2:14 needs to be the cover of a book

[zimonslot]

Totally get Karl's point of view on 'partying'; false hapiness. So true.

[lovelygolucky]

I agree with him on the planning thing. If a friend of mine says do you want to hang out this sunday and it's thursday and i say i dunno i might not feel like it then, they get mad. i dont like planning because i wont be in the same mood and i dont want to feel cluttered. weird i know

[SuperBoyki]

which two knob heads disliked this?



[KannibalKorpz666]

God! Ricky was right it is so much netter looking at Karls reactions

[theantinwofish]

"if your not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong" ROTFL

[dwaynedibbly]

what a negative little egghead shit. i just wanna slap him round his grumpy mouth.

[Scrappy1138]

Dude, this just blew my mind.

[siggibiggy]

AHJAHHAHAHAHAHA

[SirJakatak]

no matter how much i watch or listen i never get bored! karl pilkington you legend (Y)

[Tinto2]

Karl has got to be one of the funniest people to walk the earth.

[CharlieParkerr]

3:20 'Ohwwerghh... Im not with'er anymore'

[hambrist19]

Im Eating Your Chicken..... LMAO! :)

[babybomber17]

"if you're not happy looking a knob in the face there's something wrong with you" HAAHAHAHAHA

[LlortnA]

Karl Pilkington is a comedic genius.

[hazzabazzatunic]

i'm eating your chicken :P

[pols4tre]

I love Stephen! :)

[JohnPurchaseArt]

David Cameron is a knob at night

[OktoberSunset]

I think 'if your not happy looking a know in the face, there's something wrong with you' is the best Karlism since 'I could eat a knob at night'

[johnfarmer27]

hahaha "if you aren't looking a knob in the face, than theres something wrong with you"

[schoolofmusiconline]

The 2 dislikes have never had a free night of chicken.

[MeetyHam]

Hahahahahahaha I love 4:14 sooooooooo much xD xD hahahahahaha :P

[thatkindofguy234]

" and now I'm getting a free night... of chicken.... " LMFAO wtf was he talking about? XD

[UnitedKingdomify]

Ricky always shuts down Karl when they do the scenario thing. Could be anything, and Ricky will always take the negative role just to frack up Karl's line of thinking. lol

Hate to say it but I'm like Karl in this respect. If somebody says there's a party or they're going for drinks next week. I tell them to ring me on the night, and I'll see if I fancy it.

ALL of my friends ring me on the night. I haven't been invited a week early for anything, for ages. Just how I like it. {=D

[BHallBrowser]

Interesting seating arrangement for these blokes: Ricky was given a stiff cushion so that he could be tallest, while Steve is made to sink into his chair.

Another one for the big book of Pilkington quotes.