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  • RPGs are basically just very elaborate choose your own adventure books.

  • I think I shit my self on the nightmare. How you actually survived that is beyond me.

  • Rockstar games always have good stories. Great Answers video, by the way.

  • Carve yourself a desk fatboy!

  • Ghetto white people, ghetto hispanic people, and ghetto [noticable pause] African American people.

    You of all people should know better Paul. Such careless unconscious racism. What you're doing by calling black people "African American" but not calling white people "European American" or hispanic people "Mediterranian American" is indicating that on some level you consider it wrong to call a black person black but not to call a white person white.

  • Your Pennywise impression is classic. Best Stephen King book (I'm that It fan in the house).

  • You are one interesting motherfucker.

  • You sound like you'd love witcher 2

  • @Postaldewd I was just thinking that.

  • I don't know why i love it when people tell me stories. No matter what story it is. I am always willing to listen.

  • Your stories are so damn interesting! I'm addicted...

  • @PaulsEgo

    Have you ever played Siren Blood Curse?

    It freaks me out so much I can't play it alone and my girlfriend refuses to watch me play so I've never got more than 5 minutes into it.

    Of course I guess I could try to play it during the day but I think that would ruin it.

    PS I hope you saw Zaunstars response to this video he makes a lot of valid points.

  • Rye?

  • Wait... Is a negro noodle, is it not?

  • Listening to you on ambien is a trip. I'm an insomniac.

  • @tommylehman ´Cuz I feel like such an insomniac (please take me away from here).

  • I'm not gonna sleep much tonight...

  • Thanks for making me not be able to sleep

  • that dream is one of the scariest things ive ever heard omfg why would you do that to me

  • @bohrokking I doubt that honestly I think most people bought into the change idea. He was appealing cause he was challanging the system that was a lie but. Its not because they didnt want to be racist.

  • I use to be shit scared of the troll out of Ernest Scared Stupid, that gave me nightmares for a long time lol.

  • @myst3rix Oh my god, me too! I was terrified for years that I would get turned into this little wooden thing or whatever the hell that thing did.

  • 12 percent of the people who voted for obama do that so people wouldnt call them racist

  • @bohrokking What facts do you have to back that up? Honestly I'd like to see them. Otherwise people voted for him cause he was better than the other canidates.

  • @Oldcartoons571 i got it from a web site that a friend sent me a few months back and im not saying that he is a bad president(not that i care cause i live in canada)its just that i think the statistic is true to some extent

  • FUCKTHATDREAM FUCKTHATDREAM FUCKTHATDREAM THOUGHT ABOUT IT ALL LAST NIGHT SCARED

  • Paul, I laughed my ass off watching these and I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time. Thanks. You just got a subscriber.

  • the thing in your closet sounds a little like that thing from Mulholland Drive, behind the Winkie's.

  • Man, I just realized that in this video, your left sideburn is lower than your right.

  • Yeah those computer desks are a bitch to assemble. And I like building stuff, but it's some of those insane stuff they expect people to do.

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  • Have you played Amnesia?

    It might just be awesome if you made let´s play videos or something if you are interested.

  • The creature that he described in his nightmare made me think of the zombie on the left side of the album art on Cannibal Corpse's Evisceration Plague, except with thinner hair. Did anyone else picture that?

  • "Couple of days"

    2 months later...

  • "if teh founding fathers were alive today, they'd be dissapointed at what became of their country"

  • Wow.... You could probably make a great play through of a scary game.

  • You'll love L.A. Noire, probably.

  • 1. Thanks for the videos, I leave them on minimized when I'm at work and listening to them makes the day go quicker :)

    2. What the hell is that beeping!? haha

  • @FazSaber didnt you know paul is a robot? it beeps when he needs to recharge

  • i think a lot of religious people believe because it's fun, it's fun pretending to know the future and what's gonna happen when you die, but i too think deep down that they dont really believe it. my mom for example has never made me go to church and i never had to, and she goes to church. if she really believed she would force me to save me from hell.

  • oh man dude, your description of your nightmare was so awesome

  • your so called extended breaks should not exceed 2 months paul..

  • Have you played Arkham Asylum? I don't know if you like batman, but if you do then that is a perfect game.

    Also, what is your last name?

  • @Mirata87 Sego. Paul Sego = Pauls Ego.

    I have no evidence to support this.

  • ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS.

  • You scared the shit out of me...

  • i guess if you would make videos constantly and use a better camera, you would get waaaay more attention. you are the most intelligent and interesting youtuber i know. your hardcore fans will support you no matter what.

    still... for fucks sake, make more videos!!

  • I'm just guessing here, but I bet you loved bioshock.

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  • I'd try the Gothic game series if I were you, Paul. I think you'd like those games according to you taste in games as you told here.

  • Fucking got damn more videos!

  • please criticize my theism religion. I want more atttention :)

  • Are you building a house this time?

  • it sure is taking you a long time to put all your stuff on that other desk paul...

  • i always find it easier to remember my dreams when i wake up on my own like with no alarm clock or anything....WHAT IS THE PIG SYMBOL ON YOUR HAT???

  • i always find it easier to remember my dreams when i wake up on my own like with no alarm clock or anything

  • Regarding the last part. I hear the "taking part in the voting process is important" argument so much and I realize that people do not understand the so called "right to vote", let me make it clear for everyone, the RIGHT TO VOTE is the right to choose between voting and not voting, it is NOT the right to choose between two ore more parties. So when you're not voting you use your right to vote and contrary to popular belief you're not a traitor to your country.

  • @Mrstabber Agreed. But it would be interesting to see people actually get pissed off enough to vote in outside the Democrat and Republican parties for once. It happened in Minnesota with Jesse Ventura in the '98 election. Granted, that wasn't a presidential election and Jesse kinda sucked on a lot of things, but it was still a fairly high office and he was definitely not a typical big party douche bag. I just wish people could get some balls and quit electing the GOP and Dem fucks...

  • whats up with the missing part 4?

  • Mr Bojangles is a Sammy Davis Jnr song. And probably one of his best too. And one of my favourites.

  • I don't know where one would find it, but there's a really old pc game called Scratches. It's a point and click game sort of like Myst, great story, and fucking scary. You'd love it.

  • part four please

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  • 1 month later :'(

  • Seven billion people in the world doesn't help either.

  • It's all so bad there is NOTHING anybody can do to fix it. World wide depression is inevitable.

  • The way things are now didn't happen during Obama's reign. This is the vast culmination of decades of mismanagement. Ronald Regan started deregulating banks for one. Those were originally put in place to PREVENT another depression. Clinton with his free trade. Now CHINA owns us financially. Bush with the Iraq war-a trillion dollars down the toilet for nothing. The dominos were set to fall, and they fell. Banks had LEGAL pyramid schemes (no regulations). And the cards fell down...

  • you take too long...

  • your wife raising a child thats a critical thinker. . that just aint gonna happen.. . if she REALLY believes in christianity, then she's gonna go behind your back and make damn sure that her beloved child doesnt end up roasting in hell. that is if she really believes in that shit though. . I would encourage the kid to think critically , but not bash christianity infront of him. you might say "I KNOW my wife" shes not lying about this. but she is. . they all are when it comes to that!

  • @IoIocaust Your comment screams ignorant intolerance, and a fundamental fear of the religious community. He explained her form of Christianity, and it's nothing like the modern fundamentalist. Just the fact that she's not trying to sway Paul from his atheism to her religion whilst holding VERY similar political standpoints that align with Paul's line of thinking; says that she's no bible thumping bitch.

    Way to be an ignorant dick, but by your username alone - you're probably trolling.

  • @IoIocaust fine, whatever . .its not gonna be my kid , I dont care. . already a shitload of christians here anyways, no one would even noice one more

  • Damn wtf happened this time did you get a build your own house kit .

  • Your stories are awesome

  • make more parts you lazy motherfucker

  • @pinochet222 3 months later....

  • You know its been 3 weeks right?

  • when's the next vid lol?

  • I swear a couple is the number 2.

  • craving part 4

  • For some reason, when you retell your nightmare, I imagine the commercial playing the music from Alice is dead. One of the few flash games that are genuinly great.

  • couple of days till the next vid... two weeks later

  • @sugallama Make that 10 weeks now until the real video we all so desperately want.

  • @sugallama 3 months later.

  • @sugallama funny to see this comment now :P

  • The kinds of video games that have the best storytelling would be Role Playing Games. Role Playing Games is like what happens when you convert a novel into a video game.

    But the negative side to Role Playing Games is that you don't control your characters in battle manually, it's automatic.

    Mass Effect and Red Dead Redemption are games where you do control your characters manually in action.

  • that dream, its called sleep piralisis, there are documenteries about it, many people had the same experience as you,..

  • "Carve yourself a desk fatboy!!" LOLOLOLOL

  • PARET TREE NOAW!!!!!!

  • when you said that you have only met 5 or so atheists in your life. that seriously scared the shit out of me. I had no idea it could be that bad in America. sorry that you've been so surrounded by stupid your whole life.

  • @zoodles2000 don't get the wrong idea, I live in America and I'm at least 5 years younger than Paul and have met at least 40 atheists in my life, though it might depend on where in America a person lives.

  • You seem very..human.

  • You're a great story teller Paul, and that dream sounds scary as hell. Makes me glad I don't have a closet in my room! :)

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  • Good stuff.

  • I´d rather be completely fucking alone and all by myself then hang around with cocksuckers who believe the earth is less then 10 thousand years old.I hope you know what that sais about you paul don´t you????

  • I'm looking forward to the knew vid. I love sitting down and smoking a bowl while listening to what you have to say

  • Vote independent. I know it doesn't probably help any... but it might be a snowball effect.

    And really, what do you have to lose?

  • Paul please dont make us wait...this is torture!

  • 38:16 Paul is smoking a roach.

  • That dream is freaking terrifying!!!

  • I think it's brilliant that you never need to use jump cuts, it's quite refreshing just having a chilled video with cool stories and answers without all the jumpy edited speech, can't wait for more vids ^^

  • "Part 4 in a couple of days, and yes I'll try my best to make it a couple of days"

    1 week later......

  • FUCK GREED

  • I've really enjoyed these Q&A videos, they're great.

  • Fan of horror?

    Ever heard of the Slender Man mythos?

  • I understand your car analogy, but would such a reform require a demolision of the "capitalist" nature of America, or would you change things within the boundaries of capitolism?

  • Paul, I think you should make an lp channel.

  • READ THIS

    Hey Paul, what is up with that pig hat?

    Is their a story or any particular reason why u like it, if you like it?

  • Hey Paul, you made a mistake in the tags, just wanted to let you know! Haha

    Nice video, too!

  • I used to have this dream as a child where I was inside this giant cave inside a volcano, and there was this big furnace in the centre. And these giant hairy boar like people were carrying children and throwing them into the fire. I was high up in the cave watching this, and I could hear the children scream, that was literally it, I just watched them do this the whole dream.

    It's a dream that has really stuck with me, I don't even understand how at that age I could dream something so fudged up?

  • @Bilopicoyusipucus I think it was "Lological Nightmare", one of his videos from like a year or so ago

  • How do you gut the American car and fix it? Vote for Ron Paul... why do you depressed vloggers talk about how the American political system has no hope, yet you never mention the one person that is out there fighting to save it... seriously xD

  • @Xylogeist Ron Paul is, as good as SOME of his ideas might be/seem, a libertarian whackjob. And his teabagger son is even worse.

  • @silverfuck This is the kind of immature drivel I keep hearing from anyone who is speculative. They don't want to believe their ears, so they dismiss him with inconclusive and evidence-lacking claims such as "Oh he's just a nutjob" or "A libertarian system is crazy". Which is hilarious to me, because a libertarian system has never once been trialed. Ron Paul has worked so hard to prove to you immature child that he's not just a loon, and yet you continue to spew unmitigated crap. It's appalling.

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  • If IT ever gets a remake with a CGI 'IT' I nominate you for the voice. I made a video awhile back talking about my plans not to vote again, and I haven't read the comment section here yet but I have a feeling the there is quite a few people encouraging the third party (aka the no chance in hell of getting elected) vote. Ron Paul! :/ To sum this comment up, great video.

  • Minecraft is the only game that has ever scared me. It scares the shit out of me. Not only do the skeletons startle me, sometimes they make me cower. Sometimes I'll be genuinely afraid to go back into a part of the cave where I know there's a skeleton.

    This happens less often as I get better at the game, but occasionally I'll still jump when a skeleton shoots at me.

  • With your car analogy you forgot to mention the 300 year old frame that's rusted through. lol.

    That is a great analogy though. Every 2 years we expect to get in turn the key and drive to the moon.

  • Paul, your description of that dream absolutely horrified me... I'm the same way with scary movies/games.

  • What parties? The Socialist Party USA and Communist Party USA are not like that. And yes, they are viable options, but are forced into oblivion because of the oligopoly of the ruling Republican and Democratic Party.

  • Damn, I haven't played Red dead redemption yet.. But I don't want to miss out on anything you say ... SPOiLED

  • When you talked about awesome stories in video games, it got me curious: have you ever played either of the two Bioshock games?

  • I like that jalopy analogy, it really fits.

  • I actually lol'ed @ 41:50 haha

    IT Rules!

  • Best video of the year so far. From any vloger.

  • Hey Paul, just wanted to let you know that I've been a subscriber for about 3 years now, and I'm really glad to see some lengthy videos from you. You're one of the few people who can make a 50 minute video (let alone 3) that I'd actually sit down and watch. You're a very insightful, intelligent person and I can agree or at least see why you feel a certain way on about any topic you teach. Just wanted to kiss your ass and what not. Also: KEEP MAKING MOAR VIDEOS.

  • PAUL PLAY DEAD SPACE 1 AND 2 OMG IT SCARED THE SHIT OUTA ME I PUT IT ON EASY WITH CHEATS I WAS SO SCARED

  • If anyone likes the games with a good story and how the player progress that story himself, play Fable 2 and 3!! Both great games.

  • @ajf1060 Yeah, if you want to sacrifice playability and fun for a story, I guess so.

  • great video paul, are you sure the dream you had wasn't sleep paralysis?

    It has all the symptoms including "floating to the middle or corner of the room" often assosiated with out-of-body experiances, and threatning hulluciations?

  • Thats what the religious want you tot do, they want you to give up, they want you to be bored, I say keep going, keep hammering away because one day, if we try hard enough we'll get rid of the ignorance that religion is!

  • @conman2317 Lets hope so man

  • Paul, what's your stance on gender equality, gender roles, and discrimination of women AND men?

  • Damn....that IS a nightmare lol holy shit

  • Reminder: He said he didn't like the POLITICAL system, not the federal system.

  • Have you ever played Amnesia: The Dark Descent? It's a brilliant horror game, you should check it out.

  • @RangerD12 I was going to ask the same thing! He has to play it and he should do a video about it, or do one of those videos where you record how you play or what was it? It would be totally awesome.

  • Video games as a great storytelling tool, yes I agree. See "Heavy Rain" for the PS3. That proves it.

  • paul did you like starwars knights of the old republic one?

  • Sounds like the desk was from Ikea.

  • @CombustTheChronic Not much I can do about a youtube hunch, is there? People ask questions, and I answer as candidly as possible. You can believe or disbelieve at your leisure.

  • @CombustTheChronic comic exaggeration / embellishment for entertainment purposes is a lot different than "making a whole bunch of shit up". I'm a storyteller. None of the stories I've told in these videos would be entertaining if there were just a dry recitation of fact.

  • @PaulsEgo sometimes you mix up details that make it seem like you might be lying, so i can see where some people think you're bullshitting. just try to keep your details straight dude!

  • @PaulsEgo Here's a question Paul: In the upcoming game Homefront, North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un (Kim Jong Il's son) builds up a massive military force and annexes most of Asia including South Korea & Japan. Now, with thier new naval strength from S. Korea they invade the United States, who is reeling from riots due to rising gas prices, hunger, etc. Do you think that this could happen in real life?

  • @9000tommygun How would North Korea annex Japan, after WW2 the treaty we made with them forced them to get rid of their military and US armed forces acquired main administrative authority in japan

  • @ManicTheManic I don't know. In the trailer for the game Japan surrenders itself to the N. Korean federeation. I'm guessing that the designers didn't really research the topic too thoroughly.

  • @PaulsEgo Damn Paul You Should've Came To New York, It's Seems Like Atheist Girls Grow On Trees Here.

  • @PaulsEgo Have you ever played Minecraft?

  • @PaulsEgo YouTube hunches are rarely wrong, they are based on scientific facts and rigorous testing...

  • @CombustTheChronic Your last sentence is completely stunning. What does ones body fat percentage has to do with how truthful they are? You are one of the strangest trolls ive seen.

  • @CombustTheChronic hey, who cares if it's real or not, we can pretend it is for the sake of its value as entertainment. And if it is all bullshit, they're still some great stories! They've probably happened to someone on the planet anyway, so you can always console yourself with that thought X] I dunno what you expected him to say to solve your problem other than "no, REALLY!"

  • @CombustTheChronic I don't think he's making the story's up at all he is just exaggerating them so we don't fall asleep.. And even if all his story's were lies it doesn't change that he's entertaining as fuck.

  • @CombustTheChronic My bullshit alarm goes off as well.

  • @CombustTheChronic Dont like it? Then dont watch. But that may be a bit complicated for you.

  • @CombustTheChronic

    Are you crazy?

    being overweight means he is lying lol?

    please elaborate on that please.

    Oh i think you are a lying piece of shit, because you make ridiculous comments... just a hunch.

  • I wish for politicians with balls

  • In the lolgical dream I kept picturing the witch thing in the water from Legend.

  • The FIRST thing that needs to happen in this country is campaign finance reform, wherein all political campaigns are financed by the government, and to a VERY LIMITED degree, private donors. Every issue with this country that you brought up has a direct connection to that happening.

    To your car analogy, that's basically the same as getting a book that tells you how to fix jalopies and everything about them, step-by-step.

  • Your dream made me shit my friends pants

  • We allll float down here Georgieee......

  • Ok, this may be my ignorance speaking, but I get the impression that Americans hates socialism and paying taxes for services like health care and police and all that stuff, my question is why? Or if it’s even like that in America or as I said, it’s just my ignorance speaking. And btw, do people in America walk with shoes inside? (Just asking because I see it on TV-shows and movies all the time, again ignorance). Sry if my question sounds fucked up but I’m rally damn tired! Greetings from Norway.

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  • desk is from IKEA?

  • Play Amnesia: The Dark Descent if you haven't already. I'm a huge horror fan but the kind that doesn't get scared, ever. Except for when I played this game. Best video game ever, so much fun, intense, and goddamn scary. Especially playing in the basement past midnight, alone.

  • Paul.

    Do yourself a big favor if you haven't already. Purchase 'Amnesia: The Dark Descent' on Steam. You will be shitting so many brix and love any second of it.

    It's for PC, btw.

  • You should definitely play the game Mafia. It has a really great and immersive story(though, it does borrow a few things from Goodfellas and The Godfather). The sequel isn't as good but the story is still fairly decent.