You're My Rose - Kitra Williams

[nickys15]

anything for my princess!!

[SalientLamprophany]

Just to be clear - every one of you commenting on this song, as a collective, are my favorite people.

[mikeyb260]

i caught a baker singing this to his rolls :\

[holtmanlikesguitar]

anyting for my princess! hehehe

[idliketobeatree]

YOU ARE MAH ROADS

YOU ARE MAH ROADS

YOU ARE MAH ROADS

YOU ARE MAH ROADS

YOU ARE MAH ROADS

YOU ARE MAH ROADS

YOU ARE MAH ROADS

YOU ARE MAH ROADS

YOU ARE MAH ROADS

YOU ARE MAH ROADS

[StupidWizardFilms]

I think I'm her rose. What do you think?

[josswhedon692]

you are my bros you are my bros you are my bro-o-ose

[Kango234]

MUST. PLAY. FOOTBALL. in a TUX!!!

[cat3ater]

POT ROAST!!



[Te4RHyP3]

@cat3ater You are my roast

you are my roast

you are my roast

you are my rowawouwhaoste

[BigOcto914]

Am I your rose?

[onemidnightgone]

You guys! Everyone knows that this is the song that plays when Lisa and Mark have sex on the stairs, not when Johnny fucks Lisa's belly button. Get it right. XD

[Yngelel]

sexy song imo..... very sexy scene too!! I mean how could a sex scene (sorry, love making) between a mannequin and a bloated Britney be anything but steamy? wetting my lips as I write this....

[Mystline18]

Best part 1:58 w/ the string instruments

YOU ARE MY ROSE, YOU ARE MY ROSE, YOU ARE MY ROSE, YOU ARE MY ROSE, YOU ARE MY ROSE, YOU ARE MY ROOOOOOOSE.

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

Most bad ass song out there:-D

[Guigley]

Most painfully bland 80s garbage ever. Figures it's in a masterpiece like "The Room."

[HereKittyKittyxoxo]

@Guigley the style is actually 90's r&b, and it's the best thing about this dreadful film

[Stairmaster9068]

this makes me feel like running

like killing myself

something crazy like that

[Ichiboy900]

Nice song. Anyway, how is your sex life?

[akc3318]

this song=sex.

[onemidnightgone]

The scatting at the beginning makes me giggle. Sha da ba dwee sha da ba dwee boop bee boobie poopiiiiiie

[TheLackofattack]

@onemidnightgone If the SKAT-MAN can do it so can you!

[demon515]

Nothing like a 1990s style R&B song over a creepy sex scene between a doughy chick and a creepy man of unknown origin.

[hdturner]

All I can think about is Tommy Wiseau's naked ass bobbing up and down over Juliette Danielle's navel.. Ugh.

[mtLupin]

he got drunk and hit me...

[anteatereaterant]

@mtLupin D: That's bowshit, Johnny doesn't drink

[MrRebeccaSlumber]

for some reason this seems like some terrible 90s soul song theyd play in a supermarket

[SenSurround334]

Best use of hemiola ever.

[NatalieNinetales]

i prefer the medieval lute music used to signify getting drunk.

[dixie15pne]

@NatalieNinetales thats the idea!!

[NatalieNinetales]

@dixie15pne you must be kidding aren't you?

[Kveli100]

is it bad that i actually kinda like this song

[anteatereaterant]

@Kveli100 theres nothing wrong with liking generic R&B music, or getting down on some freaky navel sex with it

[Kveli100]

@anteatereaterant LMAO

[anteatereaterant]

Is it bad that Doggy was my favorite character?

[anteatereaterant]

@synjruler make sure to get deep into that belly button

[Kveli100]

what in holy fuck is she saying at the beginning??

[Davkiller69]

belly sex :3

[sjh2586]

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LOVE HIM, DOGGY HAS A VERY STABLE JOB AS A BANKER.

[skullgr1d]

@sjh2586 What a funny story.

[emcardl]

Sometimes when I am feeling really sad, I just listen to this song.

[47sMiuMiu]

Does anybody else come here after watching Nostalgia Critic and browse the movie on TV Tropes page?

[KurganPayne]

Uwe Boll thinks this is shit. This is no small acomplishment.

[scannanledothoil]

Oh hai Youtube.

Keep your stupid comments in your pocket.

[alphaproductions404]

I'm so happy that I have you as my best friend, and that I love Lisa so much.

[Abbytater]

@alphaproductions404 Yeah man, you are lucky.

[cockfitterz]

lisa is a dirty harlot

[pignugent]

Johnny is my favorite customer.

[tsartodd]

lisa is a fat, disgusting pig. i'd sooner fuck quicksand.

[theFonzSaysSitOnit]

I'm so happy such terrible music exists, and I love Lisa so much.

[pinkally1986]

I wish I was going to be Johnny's future wife.

[theozhangmusic]

does anyone have the lyrics?

[theozhangmusic]

amazing song!!

[JeremyM1986]

I just like to watch you guys.

[julietabbouli]

you are pot roast, you are pot roast, you are pot roh-oh-oast!

[alexcdee]

How do you know when Tommy Wiseau has sex?

His dick smells like bellybutton lint

[JustPhilNY]

Time for some spiral stair sex...interesting location...

[GryphonWahle]

Oh Hi Denny!!!!

[JShadows23]

When they say "You are my rose" towards the end it sounds like they're saying "You are pot roast." My boyfriend pointed that out to me when he made me watch this movie.

[johncena001]

@JShadows23 were you happy he made you watch it?

[JShadows23]

@johncena001 Best movie I've ever seen in my life<3

[D4MVP]

The weirdest Movie/Soundtrack combos in celluloid history... Yet somehow it works.

[nutbutter36]

wat the hell? the chorus of you are my rose is all off beat. man did this movie suck btw my friend actually got it on netflix and i just had to watch i and man it just ugh

[20rZednik]

The intro to the song makes me LOL

"Shawababee, shawababeeboo bee booby"

[RKOStyles23]

thumbs up for generic R&B

[MayorOfTheWorld]

You sing about everything, Kitra Wilias.

[DerpMcHerp]

YOU. ARE. MY. ROSE.

[RandomJCJProductions]

you are tearing me apart youtube!!!

[Chamillionare64]

Oh hai TV Tropes.

[kalvaza]

This song makes me wanna have sex with someone's navel.

[bloodsword13]

@kalvaza Remeber not to take your pants off.

[OfHeartOfSoul]

@kalvaza on a spiral staircase....partially clothed.

[AllYourBase29]

Oh hai YouTube!

[360guy0]

This song is great tommy wiseau is great

[profsim]

YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROOOOSE

[EmpressJudge13]

@profsim I AM? (Sorry, couldn't resist)

[rockerforlife2001]

I love the movie, and I think this song fits its respective scene perfectly. Tommy Wiseau picked the right songs.

[natldsbluedelta353]

@rockerforlife2001 I like this song too. Tommy Wiseau made the right move in playing this song in the movie's ending credits. This song is awesome indeed!

[Trickishismael360]

Great song for such a bad movie that I can't stop watching.

[InstantClassicCDPunk]

johnny's my best friend

[no1cares214]

@InstantClassicCDPunk BEEEESST FRIENNNDD