Ray's Limericks

[Loanranger530]

There once was a man who showed his bits,

A sight it was, people had fits,

His belly was big, his cock was small,

and laid out behind him was a fuckable doll...

It was sad to see he could never get laid,

cock was small, nothing grows in the shade.

[Loanranger530]

There once was a wop named Mezetti

who liked to eat his spaghetti

his dick was small

he had no balls

he could not even fuck Ugly Betty

[nirvanaisreached]

i dont care who you are thats funny right thare