I would anoint the ground underneath the Main St. Walgreens with it and watch a new, bigger, stronger Kahiki grow in its place. Soon, every Walgreens in the world would be taken over by tiny tiki gods, and the Walgreens corporation itself would turn into a tiki liquor distribution company with ample supplies of every liquor in the Grog Log AND a ready supply of Orgeat Syrup.
And then, truly, the world would be united under one common banner of Tiki!
Merman is a goodlooking fella
orionluckystar 4 years ago
I would anoint the ground underneath the Main St. Walgreens with it and watch a new, bigger, stronger Kahiki grow in its place. Soon, every Walgreens in the world would be taken over by tiny tiki gods, and the Walgreens corporation itself would turn into a tiki liquor distribution company with ample supplies of every liquor in the Grog Log AND a ready supply of Orgeat Syrup.
And then, truly, the world would be united under one common banner of Tiki!
jfellrath 4 years ago 2
Well, since I'm 19, I would trade the magic rum for a Hoffman Mystery Bowl.
Ratzaroony 4 years ago 2
mmm, magic rum...
what would i do with the merman's magic rum?
hm...
reanimate wooden pirates and storm margaritaville! avast! yar!!!
johnnydollar666 4 years ago 3